Me: Can you makethe screenbrighter? Them: *Makes theQR code larger*"xyz for boxandpacking??Why is it soexpensive?""But theysaid Ididn't needa box""But it saysUPS...?" (itvery clearlysays USPS)*Doesn't evenstart theirreturn untilthey're at theregister*"Whathappened toyour greetingcards?"Pays for 3copies andan email with$100 bill"Hold on,maybe I canchange thecode so I don'tneedpackaging"*smellslikeweed**Shows aStaples/WholeFoods code*"Do youtakeFedEx?""Wow, I'veneverseen it thisempty!""I'mback!""They alwaysscan the codeoff my phone,why do I haveto print it thistime?"Has onelabel formultipleboxes"Wow,you guysare busy!""Wow,that waseasy!""When willI get myrefund?"Comes in 2minutes beforeclosing withmultipleshipments/returns$200unfazed/$20shocked"Just signwith myfinger?"*drops offmultiple itemsand gets onereceipt* Are allof them onhere?*shows anAmazonreturnaddress allin Chinese""You'regonnahateme..."Me: Can you makethe screenbrighter? Them: *Makes theQR code larger*"xyz for boxandpacking??Why is it soexpensive?""But theysaid Ididn't needa box""But it saysUPS...?" (itvery clearlysays USPS)*Doesn't evenstart theirreturn untilthey're at theregister*"Whathappened toyour greetingcards?"Pays for 3copies andan email with$100 bill"Hold on,maybe I canchange thecode so I don'tneedpackaging"*smellslikeweed**Shows aStaples/WholeFoods code*"Do youtakeFedEx?""Wow, I'veneverseen it thisempty!""I'mback!""They alwaysscan the codeoff my phone,why do I haveto print it thistime?"Has onelabel formultipleboxes"Wow,you guysare busy!""Wow,that waseasy!""When willI get myrefund?"Comes in 2minutes beforeclosing withmultipleshipments/returns$200unfazed/$20shocked"Just signwith myfinger?"*drops offmultiple itemsand gets onereceipt* Are allof them onhere?*shows anAmazonreturnaddress allin Chinese""You'regonnahateme..."

THE UPS STORE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Me: Can you make the screen brighter? Them: *Makes the QR code larger*
  2. "xyz for box and packing?? Why is it so expensive?"
  3. "But they said I didn't need a box"
  4. "But it says UPS...?" (it very clearly says USPS)
  5. *Doesn't even start their return until they're at the register*
  6. "What happened to your greeting cards?"
  7. Pays for 3 copies and an email with $100 bill
  8. "Hold on, maybe I can change the code so I don't need packaging"
  9. *smells like weed*
  10. *Shows a Staples/Whole Foods code*
  11. "Do you take FedEx?"
  12. "Wow, I've never seen it this empty!"
  13. "I'm back!"
  14. "They always scan the code off my phone, why do I have to print it this time?"
  15. Has one label for multiple boxes
  16. "Wow, you guys are busy!"
  17. "Wow, that was easy!"
  18. "When will I get my refund?"
  19. Comes in 2 minutes before closing with multiple shipments/returns
  20. $200 unfazed/$20 shocked
  21. "Just sign with my finger?"
  22. *drops off multiple items and gets one receipt* Are all of them on here?
  23. *shows an Amazon return address all in Chinese"
  24. "You're gonna hate me..."