Me: Can you makethe screenbrighter? Them: *Makes theQR code larger*"But theysaid Ididn't needa box""I'mback!"*Doesn't evenstart theirreturn untilthey're at theregister*"Whathappened toyour greetingcards?""But it saysUPS...?" (itvery clearlysays USPS)"Hold on,maybe I canchange thecode so I don'tneedpackaging""Wow, I'veneverseen it thisempty!""Just signwith myfinger?"*smellslikeweed*"xyz for boxandpacking??Why is it soexpensive?""Wow,that waseasy!"$200unfazed/$20shocked*shows anAmazonreturnaddress allin Chinese"*Shows aStaples/WholeFoods code*"They alwaysscan the codeoff my phone,why do I haveto print it thistime?"Pays for 3copies andan email with$100 billHas onelabel formultipleboxes"Do youtakeFedEx?"Comes in 2minutes beforeclosing withmultipleshipments/returns*drops offmultiple itemsand gets onereceipt* Are allof them onhere?"When willI get myrefund?""Wow,you guysare busy!""You'regonnahateme..."Me: Can you makethe screenbrighter? Them: *Makes theQR code larger*"But theysaid Ididn't needa box""I'mback!"*Doesn't evenstart theirreturn untilthey're at theregister*"Whathappened toyour greetingcards?""But it saysUPS...?" (itvery clearlysays USPS)"Hold on,maybe I canchange thecode so I don'tneedpackaging""Wow, I'veneverseen it thisempty!""Just signwith myfinger?"*smellslikeweed*"xyz for boxandpacking??Why is it soexpensive?""Wow,that waseasy!"$200unfazed/$20shocked*shows anAmazonreturnaddress allin Chinese"*Shows aStaples/WholeFoods code*"They alwaysscan the codeoff my phone,why do I haveto print it thistime?"Pays for 3copies andan email with$100 billHas onelabel formultipleboxes"Do youtakeFedEx?"Comes in 2minutes beforeclosing withmultipleshipments/returns*drops offmultiple itemsand gets onereceipt* Are allof them onhere?"When willI get myrefund?""Wow,you guysare busy!""You'regonnahateme..."

THE UPS STORE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Me: Can you make the screen brighter? Them: *Makes the QR code larger*
  2. "But they said I didn't need a box"
  3. "I'm back!"
  4. *Doesn't even start their return until they're at the register*
  5. "What happened to your greeting cards?"
  6. "But it says UPS...?" (it very clearly says USPS)
  7. "Hold on, maybe I can change the code so I don't need packaging"
  8. "Wow, I've never seen it this empty!"
  9. "Just sign with my finger?"
  10. *smells like weed*
  11. "xyz for box and packing?? Why is it so expensive?"
  12. "Wow, that was easy!"
  13. $200 unfazed/$20 shocked
  14. *shows an Amazon return address all in Chinese"
  15. *Shows a Staples/Whole Foods code*
  16. "They always scan the code off my phone, why do I have to print it this time?"
  17. Pays for 3 copies and an email with $100 bill
  18. Has one label for multiple boxes
  19. "Do you take FedEx?"
  20. Comes in 2 minutes before closing with multiple shipments/returns
  21. *drops off multiple items and gets one receipt* Are all of them on here?
  22. "When will I get my refund?"
  23. "Wow, you guys are busy!"
  24. "You're gonna hate me..."