*smellslikeweed*"Wow, I'veneverseen it thisempty!"Doesn't evenstart theirreturn untilthey're at theregister"Whathappened toyour greetingcards?""But it saysUPS...?" (itclearly saysUSPS)"When willI get myrefund?"$200unfazed/$20shockedPays for 3copies andan email with$100 bill"You'regonnahateme...""Hold on,maybe I canchange thecode so I don'tneedpackaging"Comes in 2minutes beforeclosing withmultipleshipments/returnsMixes upmultiplecodes"I hatethe postoffice""You alwaysscan the codeoff my phone,why do I haveto print it thistime?"Has onelabel formultipleboxes"Wow,that waseasy!"Shows aStaples/WholeFoods code"Do youtakeFedEx?""Just signwith myfinger?""My wife/daughter/sister/ [insertfamily member]sent me"Me: Can you makethe screenbrighter? Them: *Makes theQR code larger""I'mback!"Argumentativeabout"CustomerPacked"return*drops offmultiple itemsand gets onereceipt* Are allof them onhere?*smellslikeweed*"Wow, I'veneverseen it thisempty!"Doesn't evenstart theirreturn untilthey're at theregister"Whathappened toyour greetingcards?""But it saysUPS...?" (itclearly saysUSPS)"When willI get myrefund?"$200unfazed/$20shockedPays for 3copies andan email with$100 bill"You'regonnahateme...""Hold on,maybe I canchange thecode so I don'tneedpackaging"Comes in 2minutes beforeclosing withmultipleshipments/returnsMixes upmultiplecodes"I hatethe postoffice""You alwaysscan the codeoff my phone,why do I haveto print it thistime?"Has onelabel formultipleboxes"Wow,that waseasy!"Shows aStaples/WholeFoods code"Do youtakeFedEx?""Just signwith myfinger?""My wife/daughter/sister/ [insertfamily member]sent me"Me: Can you makethe screenbrighter? Them: *Makes theQR code larger""I'mback!"Argumentativeabout"CustomerPacked"return*drops offmultiple itemsand gets onereceipt* Are allof them onhere?

THE UPS STORE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. *smells like weed*
  2. "Wow, I've never seen it this empty!"
  3. Doesn't even start their return until they're at the register
  4. "What happened to your greeting cards?"
  5. "But it says UPS...?" (it clearly says USPS)
  6. "When will I get my refund?"
  7. $200 unfazed/$20 shocked
  8. Pays for 3 copies and an email with $100 bill
  9. "You're gonna hate me..."
  10. "Hold on, maybe I can change the code so I don't need packaging"
  11. Comes in 2 minutes before closing with multiple shipments/returns
  12. Mixes up multiple codes
  13. "I hate the post office"
  14. "You always scan the code off my phone, why do I have to print it this time?"
  15. Has one label for multiple boxes
  16. "Wow, that was easy!"
  17. Shows a Staples/Whole Foods code
  18. "Do you take FedEx?"
  19. "Just sign with my finger?"
  20. "My wife/ daughter/ sister/ [insert family member] sent me"
  21. Me: Can you make the screen brighter? Them: *Makes the QR code larger"
  22. "I'm back!"
  23. Argumentative about "Customer Packed" return
  24. *drops off multiple items and gets one receipt* Are all of them on here?