HoldyourbreatheBeg forthe jobJumpmidinterviewAccusedefense co.with killingchildrenHand ina fakeresumeSay “thismerchsucks”TakemerchwithouttalkingLeave midconversationTake along sipof waterAsk themabout payand say“too low”Talk aboutyour maxbenchReferencea memeTalk aboutyour lastpartyTraumadumpStare attheirforeheadDon’tblinkDropan FbombSay“boooring”Go onyourphoneDo adadsneezeTalk aboutfaketragedyStareat thefloorWethandshakeSay “I’m thebestcandidate,god told me”HoldyourbreatheBeg forthe jobJumpmidinterviewAccusedefense co.with killingchildrenHand ina fakeresumeSay “thismerchsucks”TakemerchwithouttalkingLeave midconversationTake along sipof waterAsk themabout payand say“too low”Talk aboutyour maxbenchReferencea memeTalk aboutyour lastpartyTraumadumpStare attheirforeheadDon’tblinkDropan FbombSay“boooring”Go onyourphoneDo adadsneezeTalk aboutfaketragedyStareat thefloorWethandshakeSay “I’m thebestcandidate,god told me”

Career fair bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Hold your breathe
  2. Beg for the job
  3. Jump mid interview
  4. Accuse defense co. with killing children
  5. Hand in a fake resume
  6. Say “this merch sucks”
  7. Take merch without talking
  8. Leave mid conversation
  9. Take a long sip of water
  10. Ask them about pay and say “too low”
  11. Talk about your max bench
  12. Reference a meme
  13. Talk about your last party
  14. Trauma dump
  15. Stare at their forehead
  16. Don’t blink
  17. Drop an F bomb
  18. Say “boooring”
  19. Go on your phone
  20. Do a dad sneeze
  21. Talk about fake tragedy
  22. Stare at the floor
  23. Wet handshake
  24. Say “I’m the best candidate, god told me”