We hate whenpeople callus out whyare you beingmean to us :("Werecognizetheimportanceof...""Wehearyou""We have acommitmentto...""Links to oncampusmentalhealthsupport""opendialogue"Bipartisanshipthat is clearlypartisan"Ourthoughtsandprayers""Legally...""We will beinvestigatingthe claims ofmisconduct""Thankyou foryourpatience"Vaguenessbordering onbeing totallymeaninglessMentionofreligiousfreedom"Raisingawarenessin a publicforum is badactually""Perceivedinconsistency""free speech"not hatespeech youwoke liberalsoyboy cucks"mandatorytrainings"A tone thatclearlybetraysannoyance"Immediateaction" thatwill notoccur"Hate speechand rape areunacceptable...BUT""review thestudentcodeof conduct""Giveclarity tothedecisions"Reaffirmationsthat SMCCis a safespacewhen it isn't"Upholdingcommunitystandards""Treatedwithrespect"any phrase thatmeans"We will do nothingbecause our biggestpriority is ourappearance ofsafety and tolerance.Reality is irrelevant."Fosteringcommunity""Mentalhealthmention""We didn't informthe survivor ofthe reason wedeleted her postsbecause of*bullshit reason*"We hate whenpeople callus out whyare you beingmean to us :("Werecognizetheimportanceof...""Wehearyou""We have acommitmentto...""Links to oncampusmentalhealthsupport""opendialogue"Bipartisanshipthat is clearlypartisan"Ourthoughtsandprayers""Legally...""We will beinvestigatingthe claims ofmisconduct""Thankyou foryourpatience"Vaguenessbordering onbeing totallymeaninglessMentionofreligiousfreedom"Raisingawarenessin a publicforum is badactually""Perceivedinconsistency""free speech"not hatespeech youwoke liberalsoyboy cucks"mandatorytrainings"A tone thatclearlybetraysannoyance"Immediateaction" thatwill notoccur"Hate speechand rape areunacceptable...BUT""review thestudentcodeof conduct""Giveclarity tothedecisions"Reaffirmationsthat SMCCis a safespacewhen it isn't"Upholdingcommunitystandards""Treatedwithrespect"any phrase thatmeans"We will do nothingbecause our biggestpriority is ourappearance ofsafety and tolerance.Reality is irrelevant."Fosteringcommunity""Mentalhealthmention""We didn't informthe survivor ofthe reason wedeleted her postsbecause of*bullshit reason*"

SMCC Response Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. We hate when people call us out why are you being mean to us :(
  2. "We recognize the importance of..."
  3. "We hear you"
  4. "We have a commitment to..."
  5. "Links to on campus mental health support"
  6. "open dialogue"
  7. Bipartisanship that is clearly partisan
  8. "Our thoughts and prayers"
  9. "Legally..."
  10. "We will be investigating the claims of misconduct"
  11. "Thank you for your patience"
  12. Vagueness bordering on being totally meaningless
  13. Mention of religious freedom
  14. "Raising awareness in a public forum is bad actually"
  15. "Perceived inconsistency"
  16. "free speech" not hate speech you woke liberal soyboy cucks
  17. "mandatory trainings"
  18. A tone that clearly betrays annoyance
  19. "Immediate action" that will not occur
  20. "Hate speech and rape are unacceptable... BUT"
  21. "review the student code of conduct"
  22. "Give clarity to the decisions"
  23. Reaffirmations that SMCC is a safe space when it isn't
  24. "Upholding community standards"
  25. "Treated with respect"
  26. any phrase that means "We will do nothing because our biggest priority is our appearance of safety and tolerance. Reality is irrelevant.
  27. "Fostering community"
  28. "Mental health mention"
  29. "We didn't inform the survivor of the reason we deleted her posts because of *bullshit reason*"