Assembleyour briefincorrectlyDon'tappendstatutorylanguageInterruptthe judgeat oralargumentPut downopposingcounselOverclaimthestrength ofyour caseBlockquotesaboundFree!LongsentencesTalk aboutpolicyratherthan lawPrintbrief withlow tonerInterruptthe judgeat oralargumentMake ajuryargumentDon't knowthe recordinside andoutBury yourwinningargumentUseLatinMakemarginssmaller formore spaceUselegaljargonPut downthe districtcourtjudgeLots ofacronymsMake thejudge/clerksearch therecordthemselvesMake fontsmallerfor morespaceAvoidansweringthe questionasked at oralargumentFree!Requestextensionof pagelimitAssembleyour briefincorrectlyDon'tappendstatutorylanguageInterruptthe judgeat oralargumentPut downopposingcounselOverclaimthestrength ofyour caseBlockquotesaboundFree!LongsentencesTalk aboutpolicyratherthan lawPrintbrief withlow tonerInterruptthe judgeat oralargumentMake ajuryargumentDon't knowthe recordinside andoutBury yourwinningargumentUseLatinMakemarginssmaller formore spaceUselegaljargonPut downthe districtcourtjudgeLots ofacronymsMake thejudge/clerksearch therecordthemselvesMake fontsmallerfor morespaceAvoidansweringthe questionasked at oralargumentFree!Requestextensionof pagelimit

The Wrong Stuff Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Assemble your brief incorrectly
  2. Don't append statutory language
  3. Interrupt the judge at oral argument
  4. Put down opposing counsel
  5. Overclaim the strength of your case
  6. Block quotes abound
  7. Free!
  8. Long sentences
  9. Talk about policy rather than law
  10. Print brief with low toner
  11. Interrupt the judge at oral argument
  12. Make a jury argument
  13. Don't know the record inside and out
  14. Bury your winning argument
  15. Use Latin
  16. Make margins smaller for more space
  17. Use legal jargon
  18. Put down the district court judge
  19. Lots of acronyms
  20. Make the judge/clerk search the record themselves
  21. Make font smaller for more space
  22. Avoid answering the question asked at oral argument
  23. Free!
  24. Request extension of page limit