muting yourmicrophonebecause youhave to fartneedingmorecoffeestudentblackmailsyou forstarsnobodylaughs atyour jokein the chattellingstudent toput on aT-shirtnakedparent inthebackgroundPAIDCANCELLATIONWOOHOOYou (slowly):eh-la-gant,Student:eggalant!compulsionto shareteachingmeme witheveryonesmallersiblingappearson camerastudentfallsasleepyour dog ishumping apillow whileyou'reteachingstudenthas awobblytoothforgettingto switchoff yourJITsstudent hi-fives cameraso hard itbreaks thecomputerstudentsuddenlyturns thecamera ontheir parentlevel zerotrial classin yourfinal slotYELLOWDOTstudentneeds togo to thetoiletparentwhisperingtheanswersplayingnoughtsandcrossesteachingin yourpyjamasstudent likesyour petmore thanthey like youbeepingUPS isdrivingyou crazymuting yourmicrophonebecause youhave to fartneedingmorecoffeestudentblackmailsyou forstarsnobodylaughs atyour jokein the chattellingstudent toput on aT-shirtnakedparent inthebackgroundPAIDCANCELLATIONWOOHOOYou (slowly):eh-la-gant,Student:eggalant!compulsionto shareteachingmeme witheveryonesmallersiblingappearson camerastudentfallsasleepyour dog ishumping apillow whileyou'reteachingstudenthas awobblytoothforgettingto switchoff yourJITsstudent hi-fives cameraso hard itbreaks thecomputerstudentsuddenlyturns thecamera ontheir parentlevel zerotrial classin yourfinal slotYELLOWDOTstudentneeds togo to thetoiletparentwhisperingtheanswersplayingnoughtsandcrossesteachingin yourpyjamasstudent likesyour petmore thanthey like youbeepingUPS isdrivingyou crazy

Online Children's Teacher - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. muting your microphone because you have to fart
  2. needing more coffee
  3. student blackmails you for stars
  4. nobody laughs at your joke in the chat
  5. telling student to put on a T-shirt
  6. naked parent in the background
  7. PAID CANCELLATION WOOHOO
  8. You (slowly): eh-la-gant, Student: eggalant!
  9. compulsion to share teaching meme with everyone
  10. smaller sibling appears on camera
  11. student falls asleep
  12. your dog is humping a pillow while you're teaching
  13. student has a wobbly tooth
  14. forgetting to switch off your JITs
  15. student hi-fives camera so hard it breaks the computer
  16. student suddenly turns the camera on their parent
  17. level zero trial class in your final slot
  18. YELLOW DOT
  19. student needs to go to the toilet
  20. parent whispering the answers
  21. playing noughts and crosses
  22. teaching in your pyjamas
  23. student likes your pet more than they like you
  24. beeping UPS is driving you crazy