I wish this was a joke. - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. says the dumbest thing ever
2. says something completely off topic
3. mentions that her brother just graduated high school
4. explains something to you that you obviously know
5. tries to one up someone else
6. Leaves a professor speechless
7. Talks about scholarship she's gotten
8. talks about how she doesn't live on floor five
9. "I haven't been in school in 7 years"
10. shares something to the entire class that is way too personal
11. talks about a family members birthday
12. talks about her weight
13. "I'm 26"
14. shows you a random photo
15. talks about getting a job/having a job
16. "I Owe... amount of money"
17. mentions she had cataracts
18. "when I was in high school"
19. mentions she can't have wheat
20. mentions being in the chapel chior
21. Free!
22. Tries to one up you
23. Interrupts you
24. Asks the dumbest question ever
25. tells a story that makes no sense