Doesn’tknow whatLinuxreally isInsultsLinuxbecauseit’s trendyNo realtechexperienceDoesn’tknow howto flash toa USBDoesn’tvalue theirsecurityCan’tname asingledistro“Windowsis safer”ThinksLinux issuper hardto work withThinksevery Linuxuser is aredditorHaseverything ontheir PCpreconfigured“I don’twanna type8000 lines toopenGoogle”“Windowsis easier”Doesn’tunderstandLinuxThinks it’stoo muchworkHasmalwareon theirsystemThinksWindowsis faster“My gamesaren’tsupported!!”Can’t fixbasic techissues“Whatare youhiding”Never triedusing theterminal foractual stuffIn 1 ormoredatasetsNeverusedLinuxHasactuallytried Linux(impossible)Uses ahoneypotVPN ornone at allDoesn’tknow whatLinuxreally isInsultsLinuxbecauseit’s trendyNo realtechexperienceDoesn’tknow howto flash toa USBDoesn’tvalue theirsecurityCan’tname asingledistro“Windowsis safer”ThinksLinux issuper hardto work withThinksevery Linuxuser is aredditorHaseverything ontheir PCpreconfigured“I don’twanna type8000 lines toopenGoogle”“Windowsis easier”Doesn’tunderstandLinuxThinks it’stoo muchworkHasmalwareon theirsystemThinksWindowsis faster“My gamesaren’tsupported!!”Can’t fixbasic techissues“Whatare youhiding”Never triedusing theterminal foractual stuffIn 1 ormoredatasetsNeverusedLinuxHasactuallytried Linux(impossible)Uses ahoneypotVPN ornone at all

Windows User Insulting Linux - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-Doesn’t know what Linux really is
  2. O-Insults Linux because it’s trendy
  3. N-No real tech experience
  4. N-Doesn’t know how to flash to a USB
  5. B-Doesn’t value their security
  6. G-Can’t name a single distro
  7. I-“Windows is safer”
  8. I-Thinks Linux is super hard to work with
  9. B-Thinks every Linux user is a redditor
  10. O-Has everything on their PC preconfigured
  11. G-“I don’t wanna type 8000 lines to open Google”
  12. G-“Windows is easier”
  13. B-Doesn’t understand Linux
  14. I-Thinks it’s too much work
  15. N-Has malware on their system
  16. O-Thinks Windows is faster
  17. I-“My games aren’t supported!!”
  18. B-Can’t fix basic tech issues
  19. B-“What are you hiding”
  20. G-Never tried using the terminal for actual stuff
  21. G-In 1 or more datasets
  22. O-Never used Linux
  23. O-Has actually tried Linux (impossible)
  24. I-Uses a honeypot VPN or none at all