Doesn’tunderstandLinuxCan’t fixbasic techissues“Windowsis easier”Never triedusing theterminal foractual stuffThinksevery Linuxuser is aredditorDoesn’tvalue theirsecurityThinksWindowsis faster“Whatare youhiding”Doesn’tknow whatLinuxreally isInsultsLinuxbecauseit’s trendyIn 1 ormoredatasetsThinksLinux issuper hardto work withUses ahoneypotVPN ornone at allDoesn’tknow howto flash toa USB“My gamesaren’tsupported!!”Hasmalwareon theirsystemNeverusedLinuxCan’tname asingledistroNo realtechexperienceHaseverything ontheir PCpreconfigured“Windowsis safer”Thinks it’stoo muchwork“I don’twanna type8000 lines toopenGoogle”Hasactuallytried Linux(impossible)Doesn’tunderstandLinuxCan’t fixbasic techissues“Windowsis easier”Never triedusing theterminal foractual stuffThinksevery Linuxuser is aredditorDoesn’tvalue theirsecurityThinksWindowsis faster“Whatare youhiding”Doesn’tknow whatLinuxreally isInsultsLinuxbecauseit’s trendyIn 1 ormoredatasetsThinksLinux issuper hardto work withUses ahoneypotVPN ornone at allDoesn’tknow howto flash toa USB“My gamesaren’tsupported!!”Hasmalwareon theirsystemNeverusedLinuxCan’tname asingledistroNo realtechexperienceHaseverything ontheir PCpreconfigured“Windowsis safer”Thinks it’stoo muchwork“I don’twanna type8000 lines toopenGoogle”Hasactuallytried Linux(impossible)

Windows User Insulting Linux - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. B-Doesn’t understand Linux
  2. B-Can’t fix basic tech issues
  3. G-“Windows is easier”
  4. G-Never tried using the terminal for actual stuff
  5. B-Thinks every Linux user is a redditor
  6. B-Doesn’t value their security
  7. O-Thinks Windows is faster
  8. B-“What are you hiding”
  9. N-Doesn’t know what Linux really is
  10. O-Insults Linux because it’s trendy
  11. G-In 1 or more datasets
  12. I-Thinks Linux is super hard to work with
  13. I-Uses a honeypot VPN or none at all
  14. N-Doesn’t know how to flash to a USB
  15. I-“My games aren’t supported!!”
  16. N-Has malware on their system
  17. O-Never used Linux
  18. G-Can’t name a single distro
  19. N-No real tech experience
  20. O-Has everything on their PC preconfigured
  21. I-“Windows is safer”
  22. I-Thinks it’s too much work
  23. G-“I don’t wanna type 8000 lines to open Google”
  24. O-Has actually tried Linux (impossible)