Can’t fixbasic techissuesNever triedusing theterminal foractual stuffNeverusedLinux“Whatare youhiding”Haseverything ontheir PCpreconfiguredInsultsLinuxbecauseit’s trendyIn 1 ormoredatasetsDoesn’tknow howto flash toa USB“I don’twanna type8000 lines toopenGoogle”Doesn’tknow whatLinuxreally isDoesn’tunderstandLinux“Windowsis safer”Uses ahoneypotVPN ornone at all“Windowsis easier”Doesn’tvalue theirsecurityThinksLinux issuper hardto work withThinksevery Linuxuser is aredditorHasactuallytried Linux(impossible)No realtechexperienceCan’tname asingledistroThinks it’stoo muchwork“My gamesaren’tsupported!!”Hasmalwareon theirsystemThinksWindowsis fasterCan’t fixbasic techissuesNever triedusing theterminal foractual stuffNeverusedLinux“Whatare youhiding”Haseverything ontheir PCpreconfiguredInsultsLinuxbecauseit’s trendyIn 1 ormoredatasetsDoesn’tknow howto flash toa USB“I don’twanna type8000 lines toopenGoogle”Doesn’tknow whatLinuxreally isDoesn’tunderstandLinux“Windowsis safer”Uses ahoneypotVPN ornone at all“Windowsis easier”Doesn’tvalue theirsecurityThinksLinux issuper hardto work withThinksevery Linuxuser is aredditorHasactuallytried Linux(impossible)No realtechexperienceCan’tname asingledistroThinks it’stoo muchwork“My gamesaren’tsupported!!”Hasmalwareon theirsystemThinksWindowsis faster

Windows User Insulting Linux - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. B-Can’t fix basic tech issues
  2. G-Never tried using the terminal for actual stuff
  3. O-Never used Linux
  4. B-“What are you hiding”
  5. O-Has everything on their PC preconfigured
  6. O-Insults Linux because it’s trendy
  7. G-In 1 or more datasets
  8. N-Doesn’t know how to flash to a USB
  9. G-“I don’t wanna type 8000 lines to open Google”
  10. N-Doesn’t know what Linux really is
  11. B-Doesn’t understand Linux
  12. I-“Windows is safer”
  13. I-Uses a honeypot VPN or none at all
  14. G-“Windows is easier”
  15. B-Doesn’t value their security
  16. I-Thinks Linux is super hard to work with
  17. B-Thinks every Linux user is a redditor
  18. O-Has actually tried Linux (impossible)
  19. N-No real tech experience
  20. G-Can’t name a single distro
  21. I-Thinks it’s too much work
  22. I-“My games aren’t supported!!”
  23. N-Has malware on their system
  24. O-Thinks Windows is faster