ThinksWindowsis faster“Windowsis easier”Uses ahoneypotVPN ornone at all“I don’twanna type8000 lines toopenGoogle”Hasmalwareon theirsystemCan’tname asingledistroDoesn’tunderstandLinuxNeverusedLinux“Windowsis safer”“My gamesaren’tsupported!!”Never triedusing theterminal foractual stuffDoesn’tknow howto flash toa USBNo realtechexperienceCan’t fixbasic techissues“Whatare youhiding”ThinksLinux issuper hardto work withIn 1 ormoredatasetsThinksevery Linuxuser is aredditorInsultsLinuxbecauseit’s trendyHasactuallytried Linux(impossible)Doesn’tknow whatLinuxreally isDoesn’tvalue theirsecurityThinks it’stoo muchworkHaseverything ontheir PCpreconfiguredThinksWindowsis faster“Windowsis easier”Uses ahoneypotVPN ornone at all“I don’twanna type8000 lines toopenGoogle”Hasmalwareon theirsystemCan’tname asingledistroDoesn’tunderstandLinuxNeverusedLinux“Windowsis safer”“My gamesaren’tsupported!!”Never triedusing theterminal foractual stuffDoesn’tknow howto flash toa USBNo realtechexperienceCan’t fixbasic techissues“Whatare youhiding”ThinksLinux issuper hardto work withIn 1 ormoredatasetsThinksevery Linuxuser is aredditorInsultsLinuxbecauseit’s trendyHasactuallytried Linux(impossible)Doesn’tknow whatLinuxreally isDoesn’tvalue theirsecurityThinks it’stoo muchworkHaseverything ontheir PCpreconfigured

Windows User Insulting Linux - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-Thinks Windows is faster
  2. G-“Windows is easier”
  3. I-Uses a honeypot VPN or none at all
  4. G-“I don’t wanna type 8000 lines to open Google”
  5. N-Has malware on their system
  6. G-Can’t name a single distro
  7. B-Doesn’t understand Linux
  8. O-Never used Linux
  9. I-“Windows is safer”
  10. I-“My games aren’t supported!!”
  11. G-Never tried using the terminal for actual stuff
  12. N-Doesn’t know how to flash to a USB
  13. N-No real tech experience
  14. B-Can’t fix basic tech issues
  15. B-“What are you hiding”
  16. I-Thinks Linux is super hard to work with
  17. G-In 1 or more datasets
  18. B-Thinks every Linux user is a redditor
  19. O-Insults Linux because it’s trendy
  20. O-Has actually tried Linux (impossible)
  21. N-Doesn’t know what Linux really is
  22. B-Doesn’t value their security
  23. I-Thinks it’s too much work
  24. O-Has everything on their PC preconfigured