ThinksWindowsis fasterThinksLinux issuper hardto work withThinksevery Linuxuser is aredditorNeverusedLinuxInsultsLinuxbecauseit’s trendyThinks it’stoo muchworkUses ahoneypotVPN ornone at allDoesn’tunderstandLinuxDoesn’tknow whatLinuxreally isCan’tname asingledistroHaseverything ontheir PCpreconfigured“My gamesaren’tsupported!!”In 1 ormoredatasetsHasactuallytried Linux(impossible)“Windowsis easier”Hasmalwareon theirsystemDoesn’tknow howto flash toa USBNo realtechexperience“Whatare youhiding”“Windowsis safer”“I don’twanna type8000 lines toopenGoogle”Never triedusing theterminal foractual stuffCan’t fixbasic techissuesDoesn’tvalue theirsecurityThinksWindowsis fasterThinksLinux issuper hardto work withThinksevery Linuxuser is aredditorNeverusedLinuxInsultsLinuxbecauseit’s trendyThinks it’stoo muchworkUses ahoneypotVPN ornone at allDoesn’tunderstandLinuxDoesn’tknow whatLinuxreally isCan’tname asingledistroHaseverything ontheir PCpreconfigured“My gamesaren’tsupported!!”In 1 ormoredatasetsHasactuallytried Linux(impossible)“Windowsis easier”Hasmalwareon theirsystemDoesn’tknow howto flash toa USBNo realtechexperience“Whatare youhiding”“Windowsis safer”“I don’twanna type8000 lines toopenGoogle”Never triedusing theterminal foractual stuffCan’t fixbasic techissuesDoesn’tvalue theirsecurity

Windows User Insulting Linux - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-Thinks Windows is faster
  2. I-Thinks Linux is super hard to work with
  3. B-Thinks every Linux user is a redditor
  4. O-Never used Linux
  5. O-Insults Linux because it’s trendy
  6. I-Thinks it’s too much work
  7. I-Uses a honeypot VPN or none at all
  8. B-Doesn’t understand Linux
  9. N-Doesn’t know what Linux really is
  10. G-Can’t name a single distro
  11. O-Has everything on their PC preconfigured
  12. I-“My games aren’t supported!!”
  13. G-In 1 or more datasets
  14. O-Has actually tried Linux (impossible)
  15. G-“Windows is easier”
  16. N-Has malware on their system
  17. N-Doesn’t know how to flash to a USB
  18. N-No real tech experience
  19. B-“What are you hiding”
  20. I-“Windows is safer”
  21. G-“I don’t wanna type 8000 lines to open Google”
  22. G-Never tried using the terminal for actual stuff
  23. B-Can’t fix basic tech issues
  24. B-Doesn’t value their security