Men: Oh Iforgot totell you I'mpregnantlast timeI went inhead firstStartingIV's: Areyou anygood?What do youdo whenyou have abig personMy bradoesn'thave anymetal in itBut it's theother sidethat hurtsWill IglowI don'tbelieve inunderwearIt wasanaccidentSooo...What doyou see?OMG! Youdo this allday longThe Doctorsaid it wasjust afracture notbrokenI fellon itDoes thegown openin the frontor back?Hold mybreathnow?Why don'tthey makethese tablesmorecomfortableThe x-raycan seethrough myclothes?But I don'thave aprostrateanymoreQ:Whatbrought youin today?A: AnambulanceBecausethe Doctorordered itWhatabout mywatch?Whatnursingschool didyou go too?ShouldIsmile?Is thisgoing tomess upmy phone?Yourlight justwent outI could feelthe xraysgoingthrough meWhy areyou runningout of theroom?Don'teverget oldWhy doI have tochange?Men: Oh Iforgot totell you I'mpregnantlast timeI went inhead firstStartingIV's: Areyou anygood?What do youdo whenyou have abig personMy bradoesn'thave anymetal in itBut it's theother sidethat hurtsWill IglowI don'tbelieve inunderwearIt wasanaccidentSooo...What doyou see?OMG! Youdo this allday longThe Doctorsaid it wasjust afracture notbrokenI fellon itDoes thegown openin the frontor back?Hold mybreathnow?Why don'tthey makethese tablesmorecomfortableThe x-raycan seethrough myclothes?But I don'thave aprostrateanymoreQ:Whatbrought youin today?A: AnambulanceBecausethe Doctorordered itWhatabout mywatch?Whatnursingschool didyou go too?ShouldIsmile?Is thisgoing tomess upmy phone?Yourlight justwent outI could feelthe xraysgoingthrough meWhy areyou runningout of theroom?Don'teverget oldWhy doI have tochange?

Did You Really Just Say That - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Men: Oh I forgot to tell you I'm pregnant
  2. last time I went in head first
  3. Starting IV's: Are you any good?
  4. What do you do when you have a big person
  5. My bra doesn't have any metal in it
  6. But it's the other side that hurts
  7. Will I glow
  8. I don't believe in underwear
  9. It was an accident
  10. Sooo... What do you see?
  11. OMG! You do this all day long
  12. The Doctor said it was just a fracture not broken
  13. I fell on it
  14. Does the gown open in the front or back?
  15. Hold my breath now?
  16. Why don't they make these tables more comfortable
  17. The x-ray can see through my clothes?
  18. But I don't have a prostrate anymore
  19. Q:What brought you in today? A: An ambulance
  20. Because the Doctor ordered it
  21. What about my watch?
  22. What nursing school did you go too?
  23. Should I smile?
  24. Is this going to mess up my phone?
  25. Your light just went out
  26. I could feel the xrays going through me
  27. Why are you running out of the room?
  28. Don't ever get old
  29. Why do I have to change?