“No…No…No…”Final sirenalarmgoes offGets sadthat youwoke upafter himLeaves hairstraightenerto cool in aninconvenientlocationLeavesZycam onthe sinkStartscleaningIs fullyawake forat leasttwo alarmsConfusedthatyou’refreezingMentionsLittleCaesar’sViolentlyjoltsawakeShowersbefore9amDecideshe’s notgoing toclassPuts onClevelandBrownssweatshirtMakes theroom smelllike vanillacologneSings theAmericanDadthemeSays goodmorning tothe sameperson atleast twice“No…No…No…”Final sirenalarmgoes offGets sadthat youwoke upafter himLeaves hairstraightenerto cool in aninconvenientlocationLeavesZycam onthe sinkStartscleaningIs fullyawake forat leasttwo alarmsConfusedthatyou’refreezingMentionsLittleCaesar’sViolentlyjoltsawakeShowersbefore9amDecideshe’s notgoing toclassPuts onClevelandBrownssweatshirtMakes theroom smelllike vanillacologneSings theAmericanDadthemeSays goodmorning tothe sameperson atleast twice

Josh’s Morning Bingo! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “No… No… No…”
  2. Final siren alarm goes off
  3. Gets sad that you woke up after him
  4. Leaves hair straightener to cool in an inconvenient location
  5. Leaves Zycam on the sink
  6. Starts cleaning
  7. Is fully awake for at least two alarms
  8. Confused that you’re freezing
  9. Mentions Little Caesar’s
  10. Violently jolts awake
  11. Showers before 9am
  12. Decides he’s not going to class
  13. Puts on Cleveland Browns sweatshirt
  14. Makes the room smell like vanilla cologne
  15. Sings the American Dad theme
  16. Says good morning to the same person at least twice