Decideshe’s notgoing toclassGets sadthat youwoke upafter himSings theAmericanDadthemeStartscleaningIs fullyawake forat leasttwo alarmsSays goodmorning tothe sameperson atleast twiceViolentlyjoltsawake“No…No…No…”Final sirenalarmgoes offConfusedthatyou’refreezingShowersbefore9amLeavesZycam onthe sinkLeaves hairstraightenerto cool in aninconvenientlocationPuts onClevelandBrownssweatshirtMentionsLittleCaesar’sMakes theroom smelllike vanillacologneDecideshe’s notgoing toclassGets sadthat youwoke upafter himSings theAmericanDadthemeStartscleaningIs fullyawake forat leasttwo alarmsSays goodmorning tothe sameperson atleast twiceViolentlyjoltsawake“No…No…No…”Final sirenalarmgoes offConfusedthatyou’refreezingShowersbefore9amLeavesZycam onthe sinkLeaves hairstraightenerto cool in aninconvenientlocationPuts onClevelandBrownssweatshirtMentionsLittleCaesar’sMakes theroom smelllike vanillacologne

Josh’s Morning Bingo! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Decides he’s not going to class
  2. Gets sad that you woke up after him
  3. Sings the American Dad theme
  4. Starts cleaning
  5. Is fully awake for at least two alarms
  6. Says good morning to the same person at least twice
  7. Violently jolts awake
  8. “No… No… No…”
  9. Final siren alarm goes off
  10. Confused that you’re freezing
  11. Showers before 9am
  12. Leaves Zycam on the sink
  13. Leaves hair straightener to cool in an inconvenient location
  14. Puts on Cleveland Browns sweatshirt
  15. Mentions Little Caesar’s
  16. Makes the room smell like vanilla cologne