Patient picksup halfwaythrough avoicemailPatientdoesn’t knowhow to usetheirsmartphonePatient hangsup when theyhear the nameof theirinsurancePatient saysflu shotmakes themget the fluPatient doesmedicationreview whiledrivingLTC Facilitytransfers youto at least 5differentpeoplePatient claimsto speakEnglish, butdoesn’tunderstand youPatient’sspouse getsangry when youask for patient’sconsentPatient asks ifyou’re almostdone, thenasks ten morequestionsPatientasks whoyou’revoting forPatient says they’renot interested, butget mad and tell youto do it anyway afteryou tell them it’soptionalPatient asksfor mail-orderprescription(s)PatientcomplainsaboutObamaPatientsays youmade theirday :)Patientpretends tobe someoneelsePatientmakesracistcommentPatientgets intodetail abouttheir poop"You arenot mydoctor”Patient usingthe toilet whileon the phonewith youPatient tellsyou to havea blesseddayThetelevision islouder thanthe patientInsurancerant“I’mallergic towomen”PatientcriesPatient picksup halfwaythrough avoicemailPatientdoesn’t knowhow to usetheirsmartphonePatient hangsup when theyhear the nameof theirinsurancePatient saysflu shotmakes themget the fluPatient doesmedicationreview whiledrivingLTC Facilitytransfers youto at least 5differentpeoplePatient claimsto speakEnglish, butdoesn’tunderstand youPatient’sspouse getsangry when youask for patient’sconsentPatient asks ifyou’re almostdone, thenasks ten morequestionsPatientasks whoyou’revoting forPatient says they’renot interested, butget mad and tell youto do it anyway afteryou tell them it’soptionalPatient asksfor mail-orderprescription(s)PatientcomplainsaboutObamaPatientsays youmade theirday :)Patientpretends tobe someoneelsePatientmakesracistcommentPatientgets intodetail abouttheir poop"You arenot mydoctor”Patient usingthe toilet whileon the phonewith youPatient tellsyou to havea blesseddayThetelevision islouder thanthe patientInsurancerant“I’mallergic towomen”Patientcries

Aureus Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Patient picks up halfway through a voicemail
  2. Patient doesn’t know how to use their smartphone
  3. Patient hangs up when they hear the name of their insurance
  4. Patient says flu shot makes them get the flu
  5. Patient does medication review while driving
  6. LTC Facility transfers you to at least 5 different people
  7. Patient claims to speak English, but doesn’t understand you
  8. Patient’s spouse gets angry when you ask for patient’s consent
  9. Patient asks if you’re almost done, then asks ten more questions
  10. Patient asks who you’re voting for
  11. Patient says they’re not interested, but get mad and tell you to do it anyway after you tell them it’s optional
  12. Patient asks for mail-order prescription(s)
  13. Patient complains about Obama
  14. Patient says you made their day :)
  15. Patient pretends to be someone else
  16. Patient makes racist comment
  17. Patient gets into detail about their poop
  18. "You are not my doctor”
  19. Patient using the toilet while on the phone with you
  20. Patient tells you to have a blessed day
  21. The television is louder than the patient
  22. Insurance rant
  23. “I’m allergic to women”
  24. Patient cries