“I justhave afew tinychanges”Says onething, you doit, then theyask why youdid itSendsconfusingcryptic emailsbecause theycannot explainwhat they want"I'll knowwhen Isee it"Clientsendslow-resimageClient requestssomethingASAP -ignores emailsafterwardsClient callswhen it couldhave beenan emailI don't likethis -proceeds tonot givefurther infoClientgets upsetover whitespaceRequestssomething veryugly that youknow will beugly but have todo it"Whydoes itlook likethat""Do I needto purchasethat stockimage?""Can't you justcopy that" -shows somethingthat should notbe copied forlegal reasonsClient sets upan meetingwhich couldhave been anemailObnoxiousamount ofrevisions -expects changesat unrealistictimeline"I hopethis emailfinds youwell"Having to dumbdownexplaining whatyou did so theclient wouldunderstand"This is aneasy fix" -it is not aneasy fix"I don'tget it"Client sendsemailminutesbefore COBFriday"Can youjust makethis a bitbigger"Can youmake it*pop*!Client sendsUGLYinspo/designthey did bythemselvesClient makes youponder your lifedecision ofbecoming adesigner/developer“I justhave afew tinychanges”Says onething, you doit, then theyask why youdid itSendsconfusingcryptic emailsbecause theycannot explainwhat they want"I'll knowwhen Isee it"Clientsendslow-resimageClient requestssomethingASAP -ignores emailsafterwardsClient callswhen it couldhave beenan emailI don't likethis -proceeds tonot givefurther infoClientgets upsetover whitespaceRequestssomething veryugly that youknow will beugly but have todo it"Whydoes itlook likethat""Do I needto purchasethat stockimage?""Can't you justcopy that" -shows somethingthat should notbe copied forlegal reasonsClient sets upan meetingwhich couldhave been anemailObnoxiousamount ofrevisions -expects changesat unrealistictimeline"I hopethis emailfinds youwell"Having to dumbdownexplaining whatyou did so theclient wouldunderstand"This is aneasy fix" -it is not aneasy fix"I don'tget it"Client sendsemailminutesbefore COBFriday"Can youjust makethis a bitbigger"Can youmake it*pop*!Client sendsUGLYinspo/designthey did bythemselvesClient makes youponder your lifedecision ofbecoming adesigner/developer

Client Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “I just have a few tiny changes”
  2. Says one thing, you do it, then they ask why you did it
  3. Sends confusing cryptic emails because they cannot explain what they want
  4. "I'll know when I see it"
  5. Client sends low-res image
  6. Client requests something ASAP - ignores emails afterwards
  7. Client calls when it could have been an email
  8. I don't like this - proceeds to not give further info
  9. Client gets upset over white space
  10. Requests something very ugly that you know will be ugly but have to do it
  11. "Why does it look like that"
  12. "Do I need to purchase that stock image?"
  13. "Can't you just copy that" - shows something that should not be copied for legal reasons
  14. Client sets up an meeting which could have been an email
  15. Obnoxious amount of revisions - expects changes at unrealistic timeline
  16. "I hope this email finds you well"
  17. Having to dumb down explaining what you did so the client would understand
  18. "This is an easy fix" - it is not an easy fix
  19. "I don't get it"
  20. Client sends email minutes before COB Friday
  21. "Can you just make this a bit bigger"
  22. Can you make it *pop*!
  23. Client sends UGLY inspo/design they did by themselves
  24. Client makes you ponder your life decision of becoming a designer/developer