"DO YOUTAKEHAPPYRETURNS?""Just signwith myfinger?""Have youtriedtracking it?""No."COMES HEREBECAUSE THEPOST OFFICEHAS A LINEBUT PREFERSTHEIR PRICES"Wow, it'sso quietin here!"Argumentativeabout"CustomerPacked"return"Do youhave anotary?"*drops offmultiple itemsand gets onereceipt* Are allof them onhere?CUSTOMERGOESULTRAIGNORANT"My wife/daughter/sister/ [insertfamily member]sent me""Do you sellboxes? Doyou shipboxes?"2+ peoplein a rowcome in fora notaryUses thekioskwrong"I thought itsaysUPS...?" (itsays USPS)"THEY"saidMERRYCHRISTMASShowsStaples/WholeFoods code$200unfazed/$20shockedCan'tfigure outhow to usethe pin pad"I need a boxthis big"*gestures withhands* ORdoesn't know the3rd dimension"Hold on, Ijust had thecode but itdisappeared""What areyoushipping?""Gifts""I'mback!"INTERNETDOES NOTWORK/EMAILIS SLOWThinkswe'reIT/AmazonsupportDoesn't starttheir returnuntil they'reat theregisterDOES NOT SAYHELLODURINGTRANSACTIONDOES NOTKNOW THATWRAPPINGIN PAPAER ISA BAD IDEA"Wow,that waseasy!"ON THEPHONEDURINGTRANSACTION"Do youtakeFedEx?"BringsnotarydocumentalreadysignedAllergic toscale(FreeSpace)"Is thatthecheapestoption?"Mixes upmultiplecodesCUSTOMERHAS MORETHAN FIVERETURNS"DO YOUTAKEHAPPYRETURNS?""Just signwith myfinger?""Have youtriedtracking it?""No."COMES HEREBECAUSE THEPOST OFFICEHAS A LINEBUT PREFERSTHEIR PRICES"Wow, it'sso quietin here!"Argumentativeabout"CustomerPacked"return"Do youhave anotary?"*drops offmultiple itemsand gets onereceipt* Are allof them onhere?CUSTOMERGOESULTRAIGNORANT"My wife/daughter/sister/ [insertfamily member]sent me""Do you sellboxes? Doyou shipboxes?"2+ peoplein a rowcome in fora notaryUses thekioskwrong"I thought itsaysUPS...?" (itsays USPS)"THEY"saidMERRYCHRISTMASShowsStaples/WholeFoods code$200unfazed/$20shockedCan'tfigure outhow to usethe pin pad"I need a boxthis big"*gestures withhands* ORdoesn't know the3rd dimension"Hold on, Ijust had thecode but itdisappeared""What areyoushipping?""Gifts""I'mback!"INTERNETDOES NOTWORK/EMAILIS SLOWThinkswe'reIT/AmazonsupportDoesn't starttheir returnuntil they'reat theregisterDOES NOT SAYHELLODURINGTRANSACTIONDOES NOTKNOW THATWRAPPINGIN PAPAER ISA BAD IDEA"Wow,that waseasy!"ON THEPHONEDURINGTRANSACTION"Do youtakeFedEx?"BringsnotarydocumentalreadysignedAllergic toscale(FreeSpace)"Is thatthecheapestoption?"Mixes upmultiplecodesCUSTOMERHAS MORETHAN FIVERETURNS

THE UPS STORE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "DO YOU TAKE HAPPY RETURNS?"
  2. "Just sign with my finger?"
  3. "Have you tried tracking it?" "No."
  4. COMES HERE BECAUSE THE POST OFFICE HAS A LINE BUT PREFERS THEIR PRICES
  5. "Wow, it's so quiet in here!"
  6. Argumentative about "Customer Packed" return
  7. "Do you have a notary?"
  8. *drops off multiple items and gets one receipt* Are all of them on here?
  9. CUSTOMER GOES ULTRA IGNORANT
  10. "My wife/ daughter/ sister/ [insert family member] sent me"
  11. "Do you sell boxes? Do you ship boxes?"
  12. 2+ people in a row come in for a notary
  13. Uses the kiosk wrong
  14. "I thought it says UPS...?" (it says USPS)
  15. "THEY" said
  16. MERRY CHRISTMAS
  17. Shows Staples/Whole Foods code
  18. $200 unfazed/$20 shocked
  19. Can't figure out how to use the pin pad
  20. "I need a box this big" *gestures with hands* OR doesn't know the 3rd dimension
  21. "Hold on, I just had the code but it disappeared"
  22. "What are you shipping?" "Gifts"
  23. "I'm back!"
  24. INTERNET DOES NOT WORK/EMAIL IS SLOW
  25. Thinks we're IT/Amazon support
  26. Doesn't start their return until they're at the register
  27. DOES NOT SAY HELLO DURING TRANSACTION
  28. DOES NOT KNOW THAT WRAPPING IN PAPAER IS A BAD IDEA
  29. "Wow, that was easy!"
  30. ON THE PHONE DURING TRANSACTION
  31. "Do you take FedEx?"
  32. Brings notary document already signed
  33. Allergic to scale (Free Space)
  34. "Is that the cheapest option?"
  35. Mixes up multiple codes
  36. CUSTOMER HAS MORE THAN FIVE RETURNS