"Wow,that waseasy!""Is thatthecheapestoption?""Just signwith myfinger?""Hold on, Ijust had thecode but itdisappeared"$200unfazed/$20shocked"What areyoushipping?""Gifts"Mixes upmultiplecodesShowsStaples/WholeFoods codeINTERNETDOES NOTWORK/EMAILIS SLOW"Do youhave anotary?"BringsnotarydocumentalreadysignedDOES NOTKNOW THATWRAPPINGIN PAPAER ISA BAD IDEA"I'mback!""I thought itsaysUPS...?" (itsays USPS)"Wow, it'sso quietin here!""I need a boxthis big"*gestures withhands* ORdoesn't know the3rd dimension*drops offmultiple itemsand gets onereceipt* Are allof them onhere?MERRYCHRISTMASCan'tfigure outhow to usethe pin pad2+ peoplein a rowcome in fora notary"Have youtriedtracking it?""No."DOES NOT SAYHELLODURINGTRANSACTION"Do you sellboxes? Doyou shipboxes?"CUSTOMERHAS MORETHAN FIVERETURNSUses thekioskwrong"My wife/daughter/sister/ [insertfamily member]sent me""Do youtakeFedEx?"Thinkswe'reIT/AmazonsupportArgumentativeabout"CustomerPacked"returnCOMES HEREBECAUSE THEPOST OFFICEHAS A LINEBUT PREFERSTHEIR PRICES"THEY"saidCUSTOMERGOESULTRAIGNORANTDoesn't starttheir returnuntil they'reat theregister"DO YOUTAKEHAPPYRETURNS?"ON THEPHONEDURINGTRANSACTIONAllergic toscale(FreeSpace)"Wow,that waseasy!""Is thatthecheapestoption?""Just signwith myfinger?""Hold on, Ijust had thecode but itdisappeared"$200unfazed/$20shocked"What areyoushipping?""Gifts"Mixes upmultiplecodesShowsStaples/WholeFoods codeINTERNETDOES NOTWORK/EMAILIS SLOW"Do youhave anotary?"BringsnotarydocumentalreadysignedDOES NOTKNOW THATWRAPPINGIN PAPAER ISA BAD IDEA"I'mback!""I thought itsaysUPS...?" (itsays USPS)"Wow, it'sso quietin here!""I need a boxthis big"*gestures withhands* ORdoesn't know the3rd dimension*drops offmultiple itemsand gets onereceipt* Are allof them onhere?MERRYCHRISTMASCan'tfigure outhow to usethe pin pad2+ peoplein a rowcome in fora notary"Have youtriedtracking it?""No."DOES NOT SAYHELLODURINGTRANSACTION"Do you sellboxes? Doyou shipboxes?"CUSTOMERHAS MORETHAN FIVERETURNSUses thekioskwrong"My wife/daughter/sister/ [insertfamily member]sent me""Do youtakeFedEx?"Thinkswe'reIT/AmazonsupportArgumentativeabout"CustomerPacked"returnCOMES HEREBECAUSE THEPOST OFFICEHAS A LINEBUT PREFERSTHEIR PRICES"THEY"saidCUSTOMERGOESULTRAIGNORANTDoesn't starttheir returnuntil they'reat theregister"DO YOUTAKEHAPPYRETURNS?"ON THEPHONEDURINGTRANSACTIONAllergic toscale(FreeSpace)

THE UPS STORE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Wow, that was easy!"
  2. "Is that the cheapest option?"
  3. "Just sign with my finger?"
  4. "Hold on, I just had the code but it disappeared"
  5. $200 unfazed/$20 shocked
  6. "What are you shipping?" "Gifts"
  7. Mixes up multiple codes
  8. Shows Staples/Whole Foods code
  9. INTERNET DOES NOT WORK/EMAIL IS SLOW
  10. "Do you have a notary?"
  11. Brings notary document already signed
  12. DOES NOT KNOW THAT WRAPPING IN PAPAER IS A BAD IDEA
  13. "I'm back!"
  14. "I thought it says UPS...?" (it says USPS)
  15. "Wow, it's so quiet in here!"
  16. "I need a box this big" *gestures with hands* OR doesn't know the 3rd dimension
  17. *drops off multiple items and gets one receipt* Are all of them on here?
  18. MERRY CHRISTMAS
  19. Can't figure out how to use the pin pad
  20. 2+ people in a row come in for a notary
  21. "Have you tried tracking it?" "No."
  22. DOES NOT SAY HELLO DURING TRANSACTION
  23. "Do you sell boxes? Do you ship boxes?"
  24. CUSTOMER HAS MORE THAN FIVE RETURNS
  25. Uses the kiosk wrong
  26. "My wife/ daughter/ sister/ [insert family member] sent me"
  27. "Do you take FedEx?"
  28. Thinks we're IT/Amazon support
  29. Argumentative about "Customer Packed" return
  30. COMES HERE BECAUSE THE POST OFFICE HAS A LINE BUT PREFERS THEIR PRICES
  31. "THEY" said
  32. CUSTOMER GOES ULTRA IGNORANT
  33. Doesn't start their return until they're at the register
  34. "DO YOU TAKE HAPPY RETURNS?"
  35. ON THE PHONE DURING TRANSACTION
  36. Allergic to scale (Free Space)