INTERNETDOES NOTWORK/EMAILIS SLOWON THEPHONEDURINGTRANSACTIONCUSTOMERHAS MORETHAN FIVERETURNSThinkswe'reIT/AmazonsupportDOES NOTKNOW THATWRAPPINGIN PAPAER ISA BAD IDEAUses thekioskwrong$200unfazed/$20shocked"I need a boxthis big"*gestures withhands* ORdoesn't know the3rd dimension"I'mback!""Do youhave anotary?""Wow,that waseasy!"BringsnotarydocumentalreadysignedAllergic toscale(FreeSpace)2+ peoplein a rowcome in fora notaryMixes upmultiplecodes"I thought itsaysUPS...?" (itsays USPS)ShowsStaples/WholeFoods code"Do youtakeFedEx?""Is thatthecheapestoption?"DOES NOT SAYHELLODURINGTRANSACTION"Wow, it'sso quietin here!""Hold on, Ijust had thecode but itdisappeared"Argumentativeabout"CustomerPacked"returnMERRYCHRISTMASDoesn't starttheir returnuntil they'reat theregisterCOMES HEREBECAUSE THEPOST OFFICEHAS A LINEBUT PREFERSTHEIR PRICESCan'tfigure outhow to usethe pin pad"DO YOUTAKEHAPPYRETURNS?""Have youtriedtracking it?""No."*drops offmultiple itemsand gets onereceipt* Are allof them onhere?"My wife/daughter/sister/ [insertfamily member]sent me""Do you sellboxes? Doyou shipboxes?"CUSTOMERGOESULTRAIGNORANT"Just signwith myfinger?""THEY"said"What areyoushipping?""Gifts"INTERNETDOES NOTWORK/EMAILIS SLOWON THEPHONEDURINGTRANSACTIONCUSTOMERHAS MORETHAN FIVERETURNSThinkswe'reIT/AmazonsupportDOES NOTKNOW THATWRAPPINGIN PAPAER ISA BAD IDEAUses thekioskwrong$200unfazed/$20shocked"I need a boxthis big"*gestures withhands* ORdoesn't know the3rd dimension"I'mback!""Do youhave anotary?""Wow,that waseasy!"BringsnotarydocumentalreadysignedAllergic toscale(FreeSpace)2+ peoplein a rowcome in fora notaryMixes upmultiplecodes"I thought itsaysUPS...?" (itsays USPS)ShowsStaples/WholeFoods code"Do youtakeFedEx?""Is thatthecheapestoption?"DOES NOT SAYHELLODURINGTRANSACTION"Wow, it'sso quietin here!""Hold on, Ijust had thecode but itdisappeared"Argumentativeabout"CustomerPacked"returnMERRYCHRISTMASDoesn't starttheir returnuntil they'reat theregisterCOMES HEREBECAUSE THEPOST OFFICEHAS A LINEBUT PREFERSTHEIR PRICESCan'tfigure outhow to usethe pin pad"DO YOUTAKEHAPPYRETURNS?""Have youtriedtracking it?""No."*drops offmultiple itemsand gets onereceipt* Are allof them onhere?"My wife/daughter/sister/ [insertfamily member]sent me""Do you sellboxes? Doyou shipboxes?"CUSTOMERGOESULTRAIGNORANT"Just signwith myfinger?""THEY"said"What areyoushipping?""Gifts"

THE UPS STORE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. INTERNET DOES NOT WORK/EMAIL IS SLOW
  2. ON THE PHONE DURING TRANSACTION
  3. CUSTOMER HAS MORE THAN FIVE RETURNS
  4. Thinks we're IT/Amazon support
  5. DOES NOT KNOW THAT WRAPPING IN PAPAER IS A BAD IDEA
  6. Uses the kiosk wrong
  7. $200 unfazed/$20 shocked
  8. "I need a box this big" *gestures with hands* OR doesn't know the 3rd dimension
  9. "I'm back!"
  10. "Do you have a notary?"
  11. "Wow, that was easy!"
  12. Brings notary document already signed
  13. Allergic to scale (Free Space)
  14. 2+ people in a row come in for a notary
  15. Mixes up multiple codes
  16. "I thought it says UPS...?" (it says USPS)
  17. Shows Staples/Whole Foods code
  18. "Do you take FedEx?"
  19. "Is that the cheapest option?"
  20. DOES NOT SAY HELLO DURING TRANSACTION
  21. "Wow, it's so quiet in here!"
  22. "Hold on, I just had the code but it disappeared"
  23. Argumentative about "Customer Packed" return
  24. MERRY CHRISTMAS
  25. Doesn't start their return until they're at the register
  26. COMES HERE BECAUSE THE POST OFFICE HAS A LINE BUT PREFERS THEIR PRICES
  27. Can't figure out how to use the pin pad
  28. "DO YOU TAKE HAPPY RETURNS?"
  29. "Have you tried tracking it?" "No."
  30. *drops off multiple items and gets one receipt* Are all of them on here?
  31. "My wife/ daughter/ sister/ [insert family member] sent me"
  32. "Do you sell boxes? Do you ship boxes?"
  33. CUSTOMER GOES ULTRA IGNORANT
  34. "Just sign with my finger?"
  35. "THEY" said
  36. "What are you shipping?" "Gifts"