Gordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on it“This couldkillsomebody!”Owner isanegomaniac“Time toask thelocals”Graphicdesign ismypassionRaw meatnext tocookedmeatDirtyKitchenGordoneliminatestheboothsGordonbrings uphis deadrelatives"JesusChroist"Gordonaddressesissues he isnot equippedto handleLooks bad,man.(Renovationlooks bad)Gordon says“Modern,Contemporary”He bringsin a specialguest toeatSomeonecriesMicrowave“Absolutely”Therestaurantdoes notsurvive to thecurrent dayCopiousamounts ofpremadefoodGordongetsdistractedAmends aremade thatobviouslywill not last“Wow”Gordonmakes themtouch/smellitGordonsays “Shutthe placedown.”Gordon sayssomethingbatshitinsane“Fresh-Frozen”SurprisinglyCleanKitchenCrabcakes“Bland”DistractingdecorUnbelievableamounts ofdebtMenuis waytoo bigEthnicStereotypeMusicGordonlikes thedessert“Whenwas thelasttime...”Gordon failstounderstand abasicconceptEditorhad funGordonvomits/dryheaves inthebathroomBadendNewPOSOne or morewomen areattracted toGordonGordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itGordonpresentscustomerfeedback toownersThe foodis visiblyhorrifyingStaffmeetingOwner failstounderstand abasicconceptMenuis waytoo big“NightandDay”Gordon isservedsomething“raw.”Ownersthink thefood isgoodSingles outcustomerhaving abad timeThe Framingmakes a bigdeal out ofsomething thatisn’t a big deal“Delusional/InDenial”“Goodto seeyou”Wait Staff isvisibly excitedto tell Gordonhow badeverything isGordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on it“This couldkillsomebody!”Owner isanegomaniac“Time toask thelocals”Graphicdesign ismypassionRaw meatnext tocookedmeatDirtyKitchenGordoneliminatestheboothsGordonbrings uphis deadrelatives"JesusChroist"Gordonaddressesissues he isnot equippedto handleLooks bad,man.(Renovationlooks bad)Gordon says“Modern,Contemporary”He bringsin a specialguest toeatSomeonecriesMicrowave“Absolutely”Therestaurantdoes notsurvive to thecurrent dayCopiousamounts ofpremadefoodGordongetsdistractedAmends aremade thatobviouslywill not last“Wow”Gordonmakes themtouch/smellitGordonsays “Shutthe placedown.”Gordon sayssomethingbatshitinsane“Fresh-Frozen”SurprisinglyCleanKitchenCrabcakes“Bland”DistractingdecorUnbelievableamounts ofdebtMenuis waytoo bigEthnicStereotypeMusicGordonlikes thedessert“Whenwas thelasttime...”Gordon failstounderstand abasicconceptEditorhad funGordonvomits/dryheaves inthebathroomBadendNewPOSOne or morewomen areattracted toGordonGordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itGordonpresentscustomerfeedback toownersThe foodis visiblyhorrifyingStaffmeetingOwner failstounderstand abasicconceptMenuis waytoo big“NightandDay”Gordon isservedsomething“raw.”Ownersthink thefood isgoodSingles outcustomerhaving abad timeThe Framingmakes a bigdeal out ofsomething thatisn’t a big deal“Delusional/InDenial”“Goodto seeyou”Wait Staff isvisibly excitedto tell Gordonhow badeverything is

Lady Sarah's Kitch Night Bingo Card (Download on her Patreon) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Gordon eats his food like he’s doing surgery on it
  2. “This could kill somebody!”
  3. Owner is an egomaniac
  4. “Time to ask the locals”
  5. Graphic design is my passion
  6. Raw meat next to cooked meat
  7. Dirty Kitchen
  8. Gordon eliminates the booths
  9. Gordon brings up his dead relatives
  10. "Jesus Chroist"
  11. Gordon addresses issues he is not equipped to handle
  12. Looks bad, man. (Renovation looks bad)
  13. Gordon says “Modern, Contemporary”
  14. He brings in a special guest to eat
  15. Someone cries
  16. Microwave
  17. “Absolutely”
  18. The restaurant does not survive to the current day
  19. Copious amounts of premade food
  20. Gordon gets distracted
  21. Amends are made that obviously will not last
  22. “Wow”
  23. Gordon makes them touch/smell it
  24. Gordon says “Shut the place down.”
  25. Gordon says something batshit insane
  26. “Fresh-Frozen”
  27. Surprisingly Clean Kitchen
  28. Crab cakes
  29. “Bland”
  30. Distracting decor
  31. Unbelievable amounts of debt
  32. Menu is way too big
  33. Ethnic Stereotype Music
  34. Gordon likes the dessert
  35. “When was the last time...”
  36. Gordon fails to understand a basic concept
  37. Editor had fun
  38. Gordon vomits/dry heaves in the bathroom
  39. Bad end
  40. New POS
  41. One or more women are attracted to Gordon
  42. Gordon eats his food like he’s doing surgery on it
  43. Gordon presents customer feedback to owners
  44. The food is visibly horrifying
  45. Staff meeting
  46. Owner fails to understand a basic concept
  47. Menu is way too big
  48. “Night and Day”
  49. Gordon is served something “raw.”
  50. Owners think the food is good
  51. Singles out customer having a bad time
  52. The Framing makes a big deal out of something that isn’t a big deal
  53. “Delusional/In Denial”
  54. “Good to see you”
  55. Wait Staff is visibly excited to tell Gordon how bad everything is