Wait Staff isvisibly excitedto tell Gordonhow badeverything isDirtyKitchen“Fresh-Frozen”Singles outcustomerhaving abad timeGraphicdesign ismypassionGordonpresentscustomerfeedback toownersGordonbrings uphis deadrelatives"JesusChroist"“NightandDay”EthnicStereotypeMusic“Time toask thelocals”Gordon says“Modern,Contemporary”Gordonmakes themtouch/smellitCrabcakesNewPOSBadendMicrowaveDistractingdecorStaffmeeting“Delusional/InDenial”Ownersthink thefood isgoodEditorhad funLooks bad,man.(Renovationlooks bad)GordongetsdistractedThe foodis visiblyhorrifyingMenuis waytoo big“Bland”Gordon failstounderstand abasicconcept“Absolutely”Gordon sayssomethingbatshitinsaneGordonvomits/dryheaves inthebathroomGordoneliminatestheboothsUnbelievableamounts ofdebtOwner failstounderstand abasicconceptGordonlikes thedessert“Wow”“This couldkillsomebody!”Menuis waytoo bigGordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itRaw meatnext tocookedmeatOwner isanegomaniacAmends aremade thatobviouslywill not lastHe bringsin a specialguest toeatCopiousamounts ofpremadefoodTherestaurantdoes notsurvive to thecurrent dayGordon isservedsomething“raw.”The Framingmakes a bigdeal out ofsomething thatisn’t a big dealGordonaddressesissues he isnot equippedto handleGordonsays “Shutthe placedown.”SomeonecriesGordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on it“Whenwas thelasttime...”“Goodto seeyou”One or morewomen areattracted toGordonSurprisinglyCleanKitchenWait Staff isvisibly excitedto tell Gordonhow badeverything isDirtyKitchen“Fresh-Frozen”Singles outcustomerhaving abad timeGraphicdesign ismypassionGordonpresentscustomerfeedback toownersGordonbrings uphis deadrelatives"JesusChroist"“NightandDay”EthnicStereotypeMusic“Time toask thelocals”Gordon says“Modern,Contemporary”Gordonmakes themtouch/smellitCrabcakesNewPOSBadendMicrowaveDistractingdecorStaffmeeting“Delusional/InDenial”Ownersthink thefood isgoodEditorhad funLooks bad,man.(Renovationlooks bad)GordongetsdistractedThe foodis visiblyhorrifyingMenuis waytoo big“Bland”Gordon failstounderstand abasicconcept“Absolutely”Gordon sayssomethingbatshitinsaneGordonvomits/dryheaves inthebathroomGordoneliminatestheboothsUnbelievableamounts ofdebtOwner failstounderstand abasicconceptGordonlikes thedessert“Wow”“This couldkillsomebody!”Menuis waytoo bigGordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itRaw meatnext tocookedmeatOwner isanegomaniacAmends aremade thatobviouslywill not lastHe bringsin a specialguest toeatCopiousamounts ofpremadefoodTherestaurantdoes notsurvive to thecurrent dayGordon isservedsomething“raw.”The Framingmakes a bigdeal out ofsomething thatisn’t a big dealGordonaddressesissues he isnot equippedto handleGordonsays “Shutthe placedown.”SomeonecriesGordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on it“Whenwas thelasttime...”“Goodto seeyou”One or morewomen areattracted toGordonSurprisinglyCleanKitchen

Lady Sarah's Kitch Night Bingo Card (Download on her Patreon) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Wait Staff is visibly excited to tell Gordon how bad everything is
  2. Dirty Kitchen
  3. “Fresh-Frozen”
  4. Singles out customer having a bad time
  5. Graphic design is my passion
  6. Gordon presents customer feedback to owners
  7. Gordon brings up his dead relatives
  8. "Jesus Chroist"
  9. “Night and Day”
  10. Ethnic Stereotype Music
  11. “Time to ask the locals”
  12. Gordon says “Modern, Contemporary”
  13. Gordon makes them touch/smell it
  14. Crab cakes
  15. New POS
  16. Bad end
  17. Microwave
  18. Distracting decor
  19. Staff meeting
  20. “Delusional/In Denial”
  21. Owners think the food is good
  22. Editor had fun
  23. Looks bad, man. (Renovation looks bad)
  24. Gordon gets distracted
  25. The food is visibly horrifying
  26. Menu is way too big
  27. “Bland”
  28. Gordon fails to understand a basic concept
  29. “Absolutely”
  30. Gordon says something batshit insane
  31. Gordon vomits/dry heaves in the bathroom
  32. Gordon eliminates the booths
  33. Unbelievable amounts of debt
  34. Owner fails to understand a basic concept
  35. Gordon likes the dessert
  36. “Wow”
  37. “This could kill somebody!”
  38. Menu is way too big
  39. Gordon eats his food like he’s doing surgery on it
  40. Raw meat next to cooked meat
  41. Owner is an egomaniac
  42. Amends are made that obviously will not last
  43. He brings in a special guest to eat
  44. Copious amounts of premade food
  45. The restaurant does not survive to the current day
  46. Gordon is served something “raw.”
  47. The Framing makes a big deal out of something that isn’t a big deal
  48. Gordon addresses issues he is not equipped to handle
  49. Gordon says “Shut the place down.”
  50. Someone cries
  51. Gordon eats his food like he’s doing surgery on it
  52. “When was the last time...”
  53. “Good to see you”
  54. One or more women are attracted to Gordon
  55. Surprisingly Clean Kitchen