The foodis visiblyhorrifyingGordonpresentscustomerfeedback toownersGordongetsdistracted“Whenwas thelasttime...”Raw meatnext tocookedmeatCrabcakes“Delusional/InDenial”Gordon says“Modern,Contemporary”Menuis waytoo bigMicrowave“Wow”Amends aremade thatobviouslywill not lastGordonaddressesissues he isnot equippedto handleGordoneliminatestheboothsBadendThe Framingmakes a bigdeal out ofsomething thatisn’t a big dealOwnersthink thefood isgood“Goodto seeyou”Gordonsays “Shutthe placedown.”Owner failstounderstand abasicconcept“Bland”One or morewomen areattracted toGordonOwner isanegomaniac“This couldkillsomebody!”Copiousamounts ofpremadefoodEthnicStereotypeMusicGordonlikes thedessert“Time toask thelocals”Gordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on it"JesusChroist"Therestaurantdoes notsurvive to thecurrent day“Fresh-Frozen”StaffmeetingDistractingdecor“NightandDay”He bringsin a specialguest toeatGordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itUnbelievableamounts ofdebt“Absolutely”SurprisinglyCleanKitchenGordon isservedsomething“raw.”Gordonmakes themtouch/smellitGordon failstounderstand abasicconceptSomeonecriesGordonbrings uphis deadrelativesLooks bad,man.(Renovationlooks bad)Editorhad funNewPOSGordon sayssomethingbatshitinsaneWait Staff isvisibly excitedto tell Gordonhow badeverything isSingles outcustomerhaving abad timeGordonvomits/dryheaves inthebathroomGraphicdesign ismypassionDirtyKitchenMenuis waytoo bigThe foodis visiblyhorrifyingGordonpresentscustomerfeedback toownersGordongetsdistracted“Whenwas thelasttime...”Raw meatnext tocookedmeatCrabcakes“Delusional/InDenial”Gordon says“Modern,Contemporary”Menuis waytoo bigMicrowave“Wow”Amends aremade thatobviouslywill not lastGordonaddressesissues he isnot equippedto handleGordoneliminatestheboothsBadendThe Framingmakes a bigdeal out ofsomething thatisn’t a big dealOwnersthink thefood isgood“Goodto seeyou”Gordonsays “Shutthe placedown.”Owner failstounderstand abasicconcept“Bland”One or morewomen areattracted toGordonOwner isanegomaniac“This couldkillsomebody!”Copiousamounts ofpremadefoodEthnicStereotypeMusicGordonlikes thedessert“Time toask thelocals”Gordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on it"JesusChroist"Therestaurantdoes notsurvive to thecurrent day“Fresh-Frozen”StaffmeetingDistractingdecor“NightandDay”He bringsin a specialguest toeatGordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itUnbelievableamounts ofdebt“Absolutely”SurprisinglyCleanKitchenGordon isservedsomething“raw.”Gordonmakes themtouch/smellitGordon failstounderstand abasicconceptSomeonecriesGordonbrings uphis deadrelativesLooks bad,man.(Renovationlooks bad)Editorhad funNewPOSGordon sayssomethingbatshitinsaneWait Staff isvisibly excitedto tell Gordonhow badeverything isSingles outcustomerhaving abad timeGordonvomits/dryheaves inthebathroomGraphicdesign ismypassionDirtyKitchenMenuis waytoo big

Lady Sarah's Kitch Night Bingo Card (Download on her Patreon) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The food is visibly horrifying
  2. Gordon presents customer feedback to owners
  3. Gordon gets distracted
  4. “When was the last time...”
  5. Raw meat next to cooked meat
  6. Crab cakes
  7. “Delusional/In Denial”
  8. Gordon says “Modern, Contemporary”
  9. Menu is way too big
  10. Microwave
  11. “Wow”
  12. Amends are made that obviously will not last
  13. Gordon addresses issues he is not equipped to handle
  14. Gordon eliminates the booths
  15. Bad end
  16. The Framing makes a big deal out of something that isn’t a big deal
  17. Owners think the food is good
  18. “Good to see you”
  19. Gordon says “Shut the place down.”
  20. Owner fails to understand a basic concept
  21. “Bland”
  22. One or more women are attracted to Gordon
  23. Owner is an egomaniac
  24. “This could kill somebody!”
  25. Copious amounts of premade food
  26. Ethnic Stereotype Music
  27. Gordon likes the dessert
  28. “Time to ask the locals”
  29. Gordon eats his food like he’s doing surgery on it
  30. "Jesus Chroist"
  31. The restaurant does not survive to the current day
  32. “Fresh-Frozen”
  33. Staff meeting
  34. Distracting decor
  35. “Night and Day”
  36. He brings in a special guest to eat
  37. Gordon eats his food like he’s doing surgery on it
  38. Unbelievable amounts of debt
  39. “Absolutely”
  40. Surprisingly Clean Kitchen
  41. Gordon is served something “raw.”
  42. Gordon makes them touch/smell it
  43. Gordon fails to understand a basic concept
  44. Someone cries
  45. Gordon brings up his dead relatives
  46. Looks bad, man. (Renovation looks bad)
  47. Editor had fun
  48. New POS
  49. Gordon says something batshit insane
  50. Wait Staff is visibly excited to tell Gordon how bad everything is
  51. Singles out customer having a bad time
  52. Gordon vomits/dry heaves in the bathroom
  53. Graphic design is my passion
  54. Dirty Kitchen
  55. Menu is way too big