Gordon sayssomethingbatshitinsane“Wow”Gordonaddressesissues he isnot equippedto handleGordonsays “Shutthe placedown.”Amends aremade thatobviouslywill not lastOwner failstounderstand abasicconceptHe bringsin a specialguest toeat“Delusional/InDenial”One or morewomen areattracted toGordon“Absolutely”Unbelievableamounts ofdebtMenuis waytoo bigGordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itRaw meatnext tocookedmeatGordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itThe Framingmakes a bigdeal out ofsomething thatisn’t a big dealStaffmeetingNewPOS“Bland”Gordonlikes thedessert"JesusChroist"Looks bad,man.(Renovationlooks bad)Owner isanegomaniac“Whenwas thelasttime...”Singles outcustomerhaving abad timeGordonvomits/dryheaves inthebathroomOwnersthink thefood isgoodBadendCrabcakesGraphicdesign ismypassionMicrowaveSurprisinglyCleanKitchenTherestaurantdoes notsurvive to thecurrent day“Fresh-Frozen”Gordon failstounderstand abasicconceptCopiousamounts ofpremadefoodGordonmakes themtouch/smellitGordonpresentscustomerfeedback toownersGordongetsdistractedGordonbrings uphis deadrelativesWait Staff isvisibly excitedto tell Gordonhow badeverything isMenuis waytoo bigGordon isservedsomething“raw.”“NightandDay”DistractingdecorThe foodis visiblyhorrifying“This couldkillsomebody!”“Goodto seeyou”SomeonecriesDirtyKitchenEthnicStereotypeMusicEditorhad fun“Time toask thelocals”Gordon says“Modern,Contemporary”GordoneliminatestheboothsGordon sayssomethingbatshitinsane“Wow”Gordonaddressesissues he isnot equippedto handleGordonsays “Shutthe placedown.”Amends aremade thatobviouslywill not lastOwner failstounderstand abasicconceptHe bringsin a specialguest toeat“Delusional/InDenial”One or morewomen areattracted toGordon“Absolutely”Unbelievableamounts ofdebtMenuis waytoo bigGordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itRaw meatnext tocookedmeatGordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itThe Framingmakes a bigdeal out ofsomething thatisn’t a big dealStaffmeetingNewPOS“Bland”Gordonlikes thedessert"JesusChroist"Looks bad,man.(Renovationlooks bad)Owner isanegomaniac“Whenwas thelasttime...”Singles outcustomerhaving abad timeGordonvomits/dryheaves inthebathroomOwnersthink thefood isgoodBadendCrabcakesGraphicdesign ismypassionMicrowaveSurprisinglyCleanKitchenTherestaurantdoes notsurvive to thecurrent day“Fresh-Frozen”Gordon failstounderstand abasicconceptCopiousamounts ofpremadefoodGordonmakes themtouch/smellitGordonpresentscustomerfeedback toownersGordongetsdistractedGordonbrings uphis deadrelativesWait Staff isvisibly excitedto tell Gordonhow badeverything isMenuis waytoo bigGordon isservedsomething“raw.”“NightandDay”DistractingdecorThe foodis visiblyhorrifying“This couldkillsomebody!”“Goodto seeyou”SomeonecriesDirtyKitchenEthnicStereotypeMusicEditorhad fun“Time toask thelocals”Gordon says“Modern,Contemporary”Gordoneliminatesthebooths

Lady Sarah's Kitch Night Bingo Card (Download on her Patreon) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Gordon says something batshit insane
  2. “Wow”
  3. Gordon addresses issues he is not equipped to handle
  4. Gordon says “Shut the place down.”
  5. Amends are made that obviously will not last
  6. Owner fails to understand a basic concept
  7. He brings in a special guest to eat
  8. “Delusional/In Denial”
  9. One or more women are attracted to Gordon
  10. “Absolutely”
  11. Unbelievable amounts of debt
  12. Menu is way too big
  13. Gordon eats his food like he’s doing surgery on it
  14. Raw meat next to cooked meat
  15. Gordon eats his food like he’s doing surgery on it
  16. The Framing makes a big deal out of something that isn’t a big deal
  17. Staff meeting
  18. New POS
  19. “Bland”
  20. Gordon likes the dessert
  21. "Jesus Chroist"
  22. Looks bad, man. (Renovation looks bad)
  23. Owner is an egomaniac
  24. “When was the last time...”
  25. Singles out customer having a bad time
  26. Gordon vomits/dry heaves in the bathroom
  27. Owners think the food is good
  28. Bad end
  29. Crab cakes
  30. Graphic design is my passion
  31. Microwave
  32. Surprisingly Clean Kitchen
  33. The restaurant does not survive to the current day
  34. “Fresh-Frozen”
  35. Gordon fails to understand a basic concept
  36. Copious amounts of premade food
  37. Gordon makes them touch/smell it
  38. Gordon presents customer feedback to owners
  39. Gordon gets distracted
  40. Gordon brings up his dead relatives
  41. Wait Staff is visibly excited to tell Gordon how bad everything is
  42. Menu is way too big
  43. Gordon is served something “raw.”
  44. “Night and Day”
  45. Distracting decor
  46. The food is visibly horrifying
  47. “This could kill somebody!”
  48. “Good to see you”
  49. Someone cries
  50. Dirty Kitchen
  51. Ethnic Stereotype Music
  52. Editor had fun
  53. “Time to ask the locals”
  54. Gordon says “Modern, Contemporary”
  55. Gordon eliminates the booths