“NightandDay”One or morewomen areattracted toGordonUnbelievableamounts ofdebt“Bland”SurprisinglyCleanKitchenAmends aremade thatobviouslywill not lastSingles outcustomerhaving abad timeGordonvomits/dryheaves inthebathroomOwnersthink thefood isgoodGordon sayssomethingbatshitinsaneEthnicStereotypeMusicGordonsays “Shutthe placedown.”NewPOSLooks bad,man.(Renovationlooks bad)DirtyKitchenMenuis waytoo big“Goodto seeyou”StaffmeetingGraphicdesign ismypassion“Wow”GordongetsdistractedBadendThe Framingmakes a bigdeal out ofsomething thatisn’t a big dealEditorhad funGordonpresentscustomerfeedback toowners“Fresh-Frozen”Gordonmakes themtouch/smellitWait Staff isvisibly excitedto tell Gordonhow badeverything isGordonlikes thedessertGordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itDistractingdecorOwner isanegomaniacCopiousamounts ofpremadefood“This couldkillsomebody!”Owner failstounderstand abasicconceptSomeonecries“Time toask thelocals”The foodis visiblyhorrifyingMicrowaveTherestaurantdoes notsurvive to thecurrent dayGordonbrings uphis deadrelativesRaw meatnext tocookedmeat"JesusChroist"Gordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itMenuis waytoo bigHe bringsin a specialguest toeat“Whenwas thelasttime...”Gordon failstounderstand abasicconceptCrabcakes“Absolutely”“Delusional/InDenial”Gordonaddressesissues he isnot equippedto handleGordon says“Modern,Contemporary”GordoneliminatestheboothsGordon isservedsomething“raw.”“NightandDay”One or morewomen areattracted toGordonUnbelievableamounts ofdebt“Bland”SurprisinglyCleanKitchenAmends aremade thatobviouslywill not lastSingles outcustomerhaving abad timeGordonvomits/dryheaves inthebathroomOwnersthink thefood isgoodGordon sayssomethingbatshitinsaneEthnicStereotypeMusicGordonsays “Shutthe placedown.”NewPOSLooks bad,man.(Renovationlooks bad)DirtyKitchenMenuis waytoo big“Goodto seeyou”StaffmeetingGraphicdesign ismypassion“Wow”GordongetsdistractedBadendThe Framingmakes a bigdeal out ofsomething thatisn’t a big dealEditorhad funGordonpresentscustomerfeedback toowners“Fresh-Frozen”Gordonmakes themtouch/smellitWait Staff isvisibly excitedto tell Gordonhow badeverything isGordonlikes thedessertGordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itDistractingdecorOwner isanegomaniacCopiousamounts ofpremadefood“This couldkillsomebody!”Owner failstounderstand abasicconceptSomeonecries“Time toask thelocals”The foodis visiblyhorrifyingMicrowaveTherestaurantdoes notsurvive to thecurrent dayGordonbrings uphis deadrelativesRaw meatnext tocookedmeat"JesusChroist"Gordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itMenuis waytoo bigHe bringsin a specialguest toeat“Whenwas thelasttime...”Gordon failstounderstand abasicconceptCrabcakes“Absolutely”“Delusional/InDenial”Gordonaddressesissues he isnot equippedto handleGordon says“Modern,Contemporary”GordoneliminatestheboothsGordon isservedsomething“raw.”

Lady Sarah's Kitch Night Bingo Card (Download on her Patreon) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Night and Day”
  2. One or more women are attracted to Gordon
  3. Unbelievable amounts of debt
  4. “Bland”
  5. Surprisingly Clean Kitchen
  6. Amends are made that obviously will not last
  7. Singles out customer having a bad time
  8. Gordon vomits/dry heaves in the bathroom
  9. Owners think the food is good
  10. Gordon says something batshit insane
  11. Ethnic Stereotype Music
  12. Gordon says “Shut the place down.”
  13. New POS
  14. Looks bad, man. (Renovation looks bad)
  15. Dirty Kitchen
  16. Menu is way too big
  17. “Good to see you”
  18. Staff meeting
  19. Graphic design is my passion
  20. “Wow”
  21. Gordon gets distracted
  22. Bad end
  23. The Framing makes a big deal out of something that isn’t a big deal
  24. Editor had fun
  25. Gordon presents customer feedback to owners
  26. “Fresh-Frozen”
  27. Gordon makes them touch/smell it
  28. Wait Staff is visibly excited to tell Gordon how bad everything is
  29. Gordon likes the dessert
  30. Gordon eats his food like he’s doing surgery on it
  31. Distracting decor
  32. Owner is an egomaniac
  33. Copious amounts of premade food
  34. “This could kill somebody!”
  35. Owner fails to understand a basic concept
  36. Someone cries
  37. “Time to ask the locals”
  38. The food is visibly horrifying
  39. Microwave
  40. The restaurant does not survive to the current day
  41. Gordon brings up his dead relatives
  42. Raw meat next to cooked meat
  43. "Jesus Chroist"
  44. Gordon eats his food like he’s doing surgery on it
  45. Menu is way too big
  46. He brings in a special guest to eat
  47. “When was the last time...”
  48. Gordon fails to understand a basic concept
  49. Crab cakes
  50. “Absolutely”
  51. “Delusional/In Denial”
  52. Gordon addresses issues he is not equipped to handle
  53. Gordon says “Modern, Contemporary”
  54. Gordon eliminates the booths
  55. Gordon is served something “raw.”