He bringsin a specialguest toeatGordonsays “Shutthe placedown.”Gordon isservedsomething“raw.”Gordonmakes themtouch/smellitGordonvomits/dryheaves inthebathroomMenuis waytoo bigUnbelievableamounts ofdebt“Bland”Wait Staff isvisibly excitedto tell Gordonhow badeverything is“NightandDay”Graphicdesign ismypassionGordon says“Modern,Contemporary”Copiousamounts ofpremadefoodLooks bad,man.(Renovationlooks bad)Owner isanegomaniacTherestaurantdoes notsurvive to thecurrent dayGordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on it“Delusional/InDenial”Ownersthink thefood isgoodBadend“Goodto seeyou”Singles outcustomerhaving abad timeOne or morewomen areattracted toGordonGordon failstounderstand abasicconcept"JesusChroist"“Whenwas thelasttime...”CrabcakesSomeonecriesThe foodis visiblyhorrifying“Absolutely”SurprisinglyCleanKitchenDistractingdecorGordonlikes thedessertNewPOSMicrowave“Fresh-Frozen”GordoneliminatestheboothsGordonpresentscustomerfeedback toownersGordongetsdistractedStaffmeetingAmends aremade thatobviouslywill not lastGordon sayssomethingbatshitinsaneEthnicStereotypeMusicGordonaddressesissues he isnot equippedto handle“Time toask thelocals”The Framingmakes a bigdeal out ofsomething thatisn’t a big deal“Wow”Owner failstounderstand abasicconceptRaw meatnext tocookedmeatDirtyKitchenMenuis waytoo bigGordonbrings uphis deadrelativesGordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itEditorhad fun“This couldkillsomebody!”He bringsin a specialguest toeatGordonsays “Shutthe placedown.”Gordon isservedsomething“raw.”Gordonmakes themtouch/smellitGordonvomits/dryheaves inthebathroomMenuis waytoo bigUnbelievableamounts ofdebt“Bland”Wait Staff isvisibly excitedto tell Gordonhow badeverything is“NightandDay”Graphicdesign ismypassionGordon says“Modern,Contemporary”Copiousamounts ofpremadefoodLooks bad,man.(Renovationlooks bad)Owner isanegomaniacTherestaurantdoes notsurvive to thecurrent dayGordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on it“Delusional/InDenial”Ownersthink thefood isgoodBadend“Goodto seeyou”Singles outcustomerhaving abad timeOne or morewomen areattracted toGordonGordon failstounderstand abasicconcept"JesusChroist"“Whenwas thelasttime...”CrabcakesSomeonecriesThe foodis visiblyhorrifying“Absolutely”SurprisinglyCleanKitchenDistractingdecorGordonlikes thedessertNewPOSMicrowave“Fresh-Frozen”GordoneliminatestheboothsGordonpresentscustomerfeedback toownersGordongetsdistractedStaffmeetingAmends aremade thatobviouslywill not lastGordon sayssomethingbatshitinsaneEthnicStereotypeMusicGordonaddressesissues he isnot equippedto handle“Time toask thelocals”The Framingmakes a bigdeal out ofsomething thatisn’t a big deal“Wow”Owner failstounderstand abasicconceptRaw meatnext tocookedmeatDirtyKitchenMenuis waytoo bigGordonbrings uphis deadrelativesGordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itEditorhad fun“This couldkillsomebody!”

Lady Sarah's Kitch Night Bingo Card (Download on her Patreon) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. He brings in a special guest to eat
  2. Gordon says “Shut the place down.”
  3. Gordon is served something “raw.”
  4. Gordon makes them touch/smell it
  5. Gordon vomits/dry heaves in the bathroom
  6. Menu is way too big
  7. Unbelievable amounts of debt
  8. “Bland”
  9. Wait Staff is visibly excited to tell Gordon how bad everything is
  10. “Night and Day”
  11. Graphic design is my passion
  12. Gordon says “Modern, Contemporary”
  13. Copious amounts of premade food
  14. Looks bad, man. (Renovation looks bad)
  15. Owner is an egomaniac
  16. The restaurant does not survive to the current day
  17. Gordon eats his food like he’s doing surgery on it
  18. “Delusional/In Denial”
  19. Owners think the food is good
  20. Bad end
  21. “Good to see you”
  22. Singles out customer having a bad time
  23. One or more women are attracted to Gordon
  24. Gordon fails to understand a basic concept
  25. "Jesus Chroist"
  26. “When was the last time...”
  27. Crab cakes
  28. Someone cries
  29. The food is visibly horrifying
  30. “Absolutely”
  31. Surprisingly Clean Kitchen
  32. Distracting decor
  33. Gordon likes the dessert
  34. New POS
  35. Microwave
  36. “Fresh-Frozen”
  37. Gordon eliminates the booths
  38. Gordon presents customer feedback to owners
  39. Gordon gets distracted
  40. Staff meeting
  41. Amends are made that obviously will not last
  42. Gordon says something batshit insane
  43. Ethnic Stereotype Music
  44. Gordon addresses issues he is not equipped to handle
  45. “Time to ask the locals”
  46. The Framing makes a big deal out of something that isn’t a big deal
  47. “Wow”
  48. Owner fails to understand a basic concept
  49. Raw meat next to cooked meat
  50. Dirty Kitchen
  51. Menu is way too big
  52. Gordon brings up his dead relatives
  53. Gordon eats his food like he’s doing surgery on it
  54. Editor had fun
  55. “This could kill somebody!”