“Wow”Gordonlikes thedessertHe bringsin a specialguest toeatStaffmeeting“NightandDay”Menuis waytoo bigEditorhad funGordonbrings uphis deadrelativesMicrowaveGordon sayssomethingbatshitinsaneWait Staff isvisibly excitedto tell Gordonhow badeverything isGordonaddressesissues he isnot equippedto handleGordonpresentscustomerfeedback toownersBadendSingles outcustomerhaving abad timeGordon failstounderstand abasicconcept"JesusChroist"Gordon isservedsomething“raw.”EthnicStereotypeMusicGordon says“Modern,Contemporary”The foodis visiblyhorrifyingAmends aremade thatobviouslywill not lastSurprisinglyCleanKitchenNewPOSGordonmakes themtouch/smellitGraphicdesign ismypassionRaw meatnext tocookedmeatGordoneliminatesthebooths“Time toask thelocals”“Fresh-Frozen”“Bland”Owner failstounderstand abasicconceptSomeonecriesOne or morewomen areattracted toGordonGordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itMenuis waytoo bigCopiousamounts ofpremadefoodGordongetsdistracted“This couldkillsomebody!”Ownersthink thefood isgoodGordonsays “Shutthe placedown.”Looks bad,man.(Renovationlooks bad)The Framingmakes a bigdeal out ofsomething thatisn’t a big dealCrabcakes“Whenwas thelasttime...”“Delusional/InDenial”“Absolutely”Therestaurantdoes notsurvive to thecurrent dayGordonvomits/dryheaves inthebathroomOwner isanegomaniacUnbelievableamounts ofdebtDistractingdecor“Goodto seeyou”Gordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itDirtyKitchen“Wow”Gordonlikes thedessertHe bringsin a specialguest toeatStaffmeeting“NightandDay”Menuis waytoo bigEditorhad funGordonbrings uphis deadrelativesMicrowaveGordon sayssomethingbatshitinsaneWait Staff isvisibly excitedto tell Gordonhow badeverything isGordonaddressesissues he isnot equippedto handleGordonpresentscustomerfeedback toownersBadendSingles outcustomerhaving abad timeGordon failstounderstand abasicconcept"JesusChroist"Gordon isservedsomething“raw.”EthnicStereotypeMusicGordon says“Modern,Contemporary”The foodis visiblyhorrifyingAmends aremade thatobviouslywill not lastSurprisinglyCleanKitchenNewPOSGordonmakes themtouch/smellitGraphicdesign ismypassionRaw meatnext tocookedmeatGordoneliminatesthebooths“Time toask thelocals”“Fresh-Frozen”“Bland”Owner failstounderstand abasicconceptSomeonecriesOne or morewomen areattracted toGordonGordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itMenuis waytoo bigCopiousamounts ofpremadefoodGordongetsdistracted“This couldkillsomebody!”Ownersthink thefood isgoodGordonsays “Shutthe placedown.”Looks bad,man.(Renovationlooks bad)The Framingmakes a bigdeal out ofsomething thatisn’t a big dealCrabcakes“Whenwas thelasttime...”“Delusional/InDenial”“Absolutely”Therestaurantdoes notsurvive to thecurrent dayGordonvomits/dryheaves inthebathroomOwner isanegomaniacUnbelievableamounts ofdebtDistractingdecor“Goodto seeyou”Gordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itDirtyKitchen

Lady Sarah's Kitch Night Bingo Card (Download on her Patreon) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Wow”
  2. Gordon likes the dessert
  3. He brings in a special guest to eat
  4. Staff meeting
  5. “Night and Day”
  6. Menu is way too big
  7. Editor had fun
  8. Gordon brings up his dead relatives
  9. Microwave
  10. Gordon says something batshit insane
  11. Wait Staff is visibly excited to tell Gordon how bad everything is
  12. Gordon addresses issues he is not equipped to handle
  13. Gordon presents customer feedback to owners
  14. Bad end
  15. Singles out customer having a bad time
  16. Gordon fails to understand a basic concept
  17. "Jesus Chroist"
  18. Gordon is served something “raw.”
  19. Ethnic Stereotype Music
  20. Gordon says “Modern, Contemporary”
  21. The food is visibly horrifying
  22. Amends are made that obviously will not last
  23. Surprisingly Clean Kitchen
  24. New POS
  25. Gordon makes them touch/smell it
  26. Graphic design is my passion
  27. Raw meat next to cooked meat
  28. Gordon eliminates the booths
  29. “Time to ask the locals”
  30. “Fresh-Frozen”
  31. “Bland”
  32. Owner fails to understand a basic concept
  33. Someone cries
  34. One or more women are attracted to Gordon
  35. Gordon eats his food like he’s doing surgery on it
  36. Menu is way too big
  37. Copious amounts of premade food
  38. Gordon gets distracted
  39. “This could kill somebody!”
  40. Owners think the food is good
  41. Gordon says “Shut the place down.”
  42. Looks bad, man. (Renovation looks bad)
  43. The Framing makes a big deal out of something that isn’t a big deal
  44. Crab cakes
  45. “When was the last time...”
  46. “Delusional/In Denial”
  47. “Absolutely”
  48. The restaurant does not survive to the current day
  49. Gordon vomits/dry heaves in the bathroom
  50. Owner is an egomaniac
  51. Unbelievable amounts of debt
  52. Distracting decor
  53. “Good to see you”
  54. Gordon eats his food like he’s doing surgery on it
  55. Dirty Kitchen