Gordon says“Modern,Contemporary”“Fresh-Frozen”Gordonbrings uphis deadrelatives“Time toask thelocals”Gordonvomits/dryheaves inthebathroomOwner failstounderstand abasicconceptCrabcakesAmends aremade thatobviouslywill not lastGordon sayssomethingbatshitinsaneNewPOSDistractingdecorRaw meatnext tocookedmeatGordon isservedsomething“raw.”Gordoneliminatesthebooths“Wow”Gordonmakes themtouch/smellitEditorhad funOwnersthink thefood isgoodMenuis waytoo big“This couldkillsomebody!”SurprisinglyCleanKitchenOne or morewomen areattracted toGordonEthnicStereotypeMusicGraphicdesign ismypassionThe Framingmakes a bigdeal out ofsomething thatisn’t a big dealGordonlikes thedessertLooks bad,man.(Renovationlooks bad)“Bland”“NightandDay”“Goodto seeyou”Gordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itThe foodis visiblyhorrifyingBadend“Whenwas thelasttime...”Gordonsays “Shutthe placedown.”Owner isanegomaniacMicrowaveUnbelievableamounts ofdebtWait Staff isvisibly excitedto tell Gordonhow badeverything isHe bringsin a specialguest toeat“Absolutely”Singles outcustomerhaving abad timeStaffmeetingMenuis waytoo big“Delusional/InDenial”Gordon failstounderstand abasicconceptGordongetsdistractedDirtyKitchenSomeonecriesTherestaurantdoes notsurvive to thecurrent dayGordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itCopiousamounts ofpremadefoodGordonpresentscustomerfeedback toownersGordonaddressesissues he isnot equippedto handle"JesusChroist"Gordon says“Modern,Contemporary”“Fresh-Frozen”Gordonbrings uphis deadrelatives“Time toask thelocals”Gordonvomits/dryheaves inthebathroomOwner failstounderstand abasicconceptCrabcakesAmends aremade thatobviouslywill not lastGordon sayssomethingbatshitinsaneNewPOSDistractingdecorRaw meatnext tocookedmeatGordon isservedsomething“raw.”Gordoneliminatesthebooths“Wow”Gordonmakes themtouch/smellitEditorhad funOwnersthink thefood isgoodMenuis waytoo big“This couldkillsomebody!”SurprisinglyCleanKitchenOne or morewomen areattracted toGordonEthnicStereotypeMusicGraphicdesign ismypassionThe Framingmakes a bigdeal out ofsomething thatisn’t a big dealGordonlikes thedessertLooks bad,man.(Renovationlooks bad)“Bland”“NightandDay”“Goodto seeyou”Gordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itThe foodis visiblyhorrifyingBadend“Whenwas thelasttime...”Gordonsays “Shutthe placedown.”Owner isanegomaniacMicrowaveUnbelievableamounts ofdebtWait Staff isvisibly excitedto tell Gordonhow badeverything isHe bringsin a specialguest toeat“Absolutely”Singles outcustomerhaving abad timeStaffmeetingMenuis waytoo big“Delusional/InDenial”Gordon failstounderstand abasicconceptGordongetsdistractedDirtyKitchenSomeonecriesTherestaurantdoes notsurvive to thecurrent dayGordon eatshis food likehe’s doingsurgery on itCopiousamounts ofpremadefoodGordonpresentscustomerfeedback toownersGordonaddressesissues he isnot equippedto handle"JesusChroist"

Lady Sarah's Kitch Night Bingo Card (Download on her Patreon) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Gordon says “Modern, Contemporary”
  2. “Fresh-Frozen”
  3. Gordon brings up his dead relatives
  4. “Time to ask the locals”
  5. Gordon vomits/dry heaves in the bathroom
  6. Owner fails to understand a basic concept
  7. Crab cakes
  8. Amends are made that obviously will not last
  9. Gordon says something batshit insane
  10. New POS
  11. Distracting decor
  12. Raw meat next to cooked meat
  13. Gordon is served something “raw.”
  14. Gordon eliminates the booths
  15. “Wow”
  16. Gordon makes them touch/smell it
  17. Editor had fun
  18. Owners think the food is good
  19. Menu is way too big
  20. “This could kill somebody!”
  21. Surprisingly Clean Kitchen
  22. One or more women are attracted to Gordon
  23. Ethnic Stereotype Music
  24. Graphic design is my passion
  25. The Framing makes a big deal out of something that isn’t a big deal
  26. Gordon likes the dessert
  27. Looks bad, man. (Renovation looks bad)
  28. “Bland”
  29. “Night and Day”
  30. “Good to see you”
  31. Gordon eats his food like he’s doing surgery on it
  32. The food is visibly horrifying
  33. Bad end
  34. “When was the last time...”
  35. Gordon says “Shut the place down.”
  36. Owner is an egomaniac
  37. Microwave
  38. Unbelievable amounts of debt
  39. Wait Staff is visibly excited to tell Gordon how bad everything is
  40. He brings in a special guest to eat
  41. “Absolutely”
  42. Singles out customer having a bad time
  43. Staff meeting
  44. Menu is way too big
  45. “Delusional/In Denial”
  46. Gordon fails to understand a basic concept
  47. Gordon gets distracted
  48. Dirty Kitchen
  49. Someone cries
  50. The restaurant does not survive to the current day
  51. Gordon eats his food like he’s doing surgery on it
  52. Copious amounts of premade food
  53. Gordon presents customer feedback to owners
  54. Gordon addresses issues he is not equipped to handle
  55. "Jesus Chroist"