Industrialstrengthconcealer“I getreally tiredall thetime too!”Forgot toorderrepeatprescriptionForgot toorderrepeatprescriptionUrgentlyneed salt tocontinuefunctioningas a humanHead feelslike it mightexplodeimminentlyDisabledRageMust layhorizontally inthis publicplace to avoida faint risk“You lookreallywell!”20+ mins onphone to geta GPappointmentForgot whatI came intothis roomforNoisecancellingheadphonessurgicallyattached toheadTried greenjuice andwasn’tmagicallyhealedElevate thelegs andhope forthe bestEmergencycup of teaneededTriedmanifestingand stillwoke up likethisFeelhungoverwithout thealcoholStrangerasks invasivemobility aidquestions onthe busAt leastsocial mediaunderstandsmeWrote a list ofthings not toforget andforgot whereyou put the listIndustrialstrengthconcealer“I getreally tiredall thetime too!”Forgot toorderrepeatprescriptionForgot toorderrepeatprescriptionUrgentlyneed salt tocontinuefunctioningas a humanHead feelslike it mightexplodeimminentlyDisabledRageMust layhorizontally inthis publicplace to avoida faint risk“You lookreallywell!”20+ mins onphone to geta GPappointmentForgot whatI came intothis roomforNoisecancellingheadphonessurgicallyattached toheadTried greenjuice andwasn’tmagicallyhealedElevate thelegs andhope forthe bestEmergencycup of teaneededTriedmanifestingand stillwoke up likethisFeelhungoverwithout thealcoholStrangerasks invasivemobility aidquestions onthe busAt leastsocial mediaunderstandsmeWrote a list ofthings not toforget andforgot whereyou put the list

Chronic Illness Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Industrial strength concealer
  2. “I get really tired all the time too!”
  3. Forgot to order repeat prescription
  4. Forgot to order repeat prescription
  5. Urgently need salt to continue functioning as a human
  6. Head feels like it might explode imminently
  7. Disabled Rage
  8. Must lay horizontally in this public place to avoid a faint risk
  9. “You look really well!”
  10. 20+ mins on phone to get a GP appointment
  11. Forgot what I came into this room for
  12. Noise cancelling headphones surgically attached to head
  13. Tried green juice and wasn’t magically healed
  14. Elevate the legs and hope for the best
  15. Emergency cup of tea needed
  16. Tried manifesting and still woke up like this
  17. Feel hungover without the alcohol
  18. Stranger asks invasive mobility aid questions on the bus
  19. At least social media understands me
  20. Wrote a list of things not to forget and forgot where you put the list