Why dowe readthe bible?God didn'tsay followthe Bibleword forword.Isn't thatfantastic!*Claps*Isn't thatgreat?it's notnecessarilyhistoricallyand literallytrue.At one pointin eternity,God startedtime.I still getinspirationout of theBible.Jesus said:"loveeveryone asI loved you."Godlovesyou.Godwrote theBible.Free!Jesus isn'tteaching thatas somethingthat historicallyhappened.OK.Yeah.Cut.We shouldread theBible everynight.Everythingin theBible istrue.There'sAdam andEve. There'sNoah.A bunchof literarygenresI'm goingto readyou kids abook.But westill havequestions.Our livesbecomedirected bythe HolySpirit.This is theworst poetryI've everread in mylife.Why dowe readthe bible?God didn'tsay followthe Bibleword forword.Isn't thatfantastic!*Claps*Isn't thatgreat?it's notnecessarilyhistoricallyand literallytrue.At one pointin eternity,God startedtime.I still getinspirationout of theBible.Jesus said:"loveeveryone asI loved you."Godlovesyou.Godwrote theBible.Free!Jesus isn'tteaching thatas somethingthat historicallyhappened.OK.Yeah.Cut.We shouldread theBible everynight.Everythingin theBible istrue.There'sAdam andEve. There'sNoah.A bunchof literarygenresI'm goingto readyou kids abook.But westill havequestions.Our livesbecomedirected bythe HolySpirit.This is theworst poetryI've everread in mylife.

Ways to Read The Bible - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why do we read the bible?
  2. God didn't say follow the Bible word for word.
  3. Isn't that fantastic!
  4. *Claps* Isn't that great?
  5. it's not necessarily historically and literally true.
  6. At one point in eternity, God started time.
  7. I still get inspiration out of the Bible.
  8. Jesus said: "love everyone as I loved you."
  9. God loves you.
  10. God wrote the Bible.
  11. Free!
  12. Jesus isn't teaching that as something that historically happened.
  13. OK. Yeah. Cut.
  14. We should read the Bible every night.
  15. Everything in the Bible is true.
  16. There's Adam and Eve. There's Noah.
  17. A bunch of literary genres
  18. I'm going to read you kids a book.
  19. But we still have questions.
  20. Our lives become directed by the Holy Spirit.
  21. This is the worst poetry I've ever read in my life.