Godwrote theBible.At one pointin eternity,God startedtime.*Claps*Isn't thatgreat?Godlovesyou.We alsouse ourbrains whenwe readJesus isn'tteaching thatas somethingthat historicallyhappened.A bunchof literarygenresGod, IneedsomedirectionsAn angelwhisperinginto his ear:"Hey. Writethis down."Our livesbecomedirected bythe HolySpirit.There isonly oneauthor ofthe Bible.Everythingin theBible istrue.OK.Yeah.Cut.Now thatsoundsstrange.Free!But westill havequestions.I still getanswersout of theBible.We shouldread theBible everynight.This is theworst poetryI've everread in mylife.Jesus said:"loveeveryone asI loved you."it's notnecessarilyhistoricallyand literallytrue.Why dowe readthe bible?I still getdirectionout of theBible.That Matthewwrote theGospel ofMatthew asMatt.TheskepticphaseWe playBiblerouletteI still getinspirationout of theBible.Isn't thatfantastic!There'sAdam andEve. There'sNoah.God didn'tsay followthe Bibleword forword.I'm goingto readyou kids abook.Godwrote theBible.At one pointin eternity,God startedtime.*Claps*Isn't thatgreat?Godlovesyou.We alsouse ourbrains whenwe readJesus isn'tteaching thatas somethingthat historicallyhappened.A bunchof literarygenresGod, IneedsomedirectionsAn angelwhisperinginto his ear:"Hey. Writethis down."Our livesbecomedirected bythe HolySpirit.There isonly oneauthor ofthe Bible.Everythingin theBible istrue.OK.Yeah.Cut.Now thatsoundsstrange.Free!But westill havequestions.I still getanswersout of theBible.We shouldread theBible everynight.This is theworst poetryI've everread in mylife.Jesus said:"loveeveryone asI loved you."it's notnecessarilyhistoricallyand literallytrue.Why dowe readthe bible?I still getdirectionout of theBible.That Matthewwrote theGospel ofMatthew asMatt.TheskepticphaseWe playBiblerouletteI still getinspirationout of theBible.Isn't thatfantastic!There'sAdam andEve. There'sNoah.God didn'tsay followthe Bibleword forword.I'm goingto readyou kids abook.

Ways to Read The Bible - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. God wrote the Bible.
  2. At one point in eternity, God started time.
  3. *Claps* Isn't that great?
  4. God loves you.
  5. We also use our brains when we read
  6. Jesus isn't teaching that as something that historically happened.
  7. A bunch of literary genres
  8. God, I need some directions
  9. An angel whispering into his ear: "Hey. Write this down."
  10. Our lives become directed by the Holy Spirit.
  11. There is only one author of the Bible.
  12. Everything in the Bible is true.
  13. OK.Yeah.Cut.
  14. Now that sounds strange.
  15. Free!
  16. But we still have questions.
  17. I still get answers out of the Bible.
  18. We should read the Bible every night.
  19. This is the worst poetry I've ever read in my life.
  20. Jesus said: "love everyone as I loved you."
  21. it's not necessarily historically and literally true.
  22. Why do we read the bible?
  23. I still get direction out of the Bible.
  24. That Matthew wrote the Gospel of Matthew as Matt.
  25. The skeptic phase
  26. We play Bible roulette
  27. I still get inspiration out of the Bible.
  28. Isn't that fantastic!
  29. There's Adam and Eve. There's Noah.
  30. God didn't say follow the Bible word for word.
  31. I'm going to read you kids a book.