Godwrote theBible.Jesus isn'tteaching thatas somethingthat historicallyhappened.I still getinspirationout of theBible.it's notnecessarilyhistoricallyand literallytrue.Now thatsoundsstrange.I still getdirectionout of theBible.That Matthewwrote theGospel ofMatthew asMatt.I still getanswersout of theBible.God, IneedsomedirectionsWe playBiblerouletteAt one pointin eternity,God startedtime.Jesus said:"loveeveryone asI loved you."OK.Yeah.Cut.We shouldread theBible everynight.God didn'tsay followthe Bibleword forword.A bunchof literarygenresThere'sAdam andEve. There'sNoah.There isonly oneauthor ofthe Bible.Free!*Claps*Isn't thatgreat?This is theworst poetryI've everread in mylife.Isn't thatfantastic!Everythingin theBible istrue.An angelwhisperinginto his ear:"Hey. Writethis down."Our livesbecomedirected bythe HolySpirit.Godlovesyou.We alsouse ourbrains whenwe readI'm goingto readyou kids abook.TheskepticphaseBut westill havequestions.Why dowe readthe bible?Godwrote theBible.Jesus isn'tteaching thatas somethingthat historicallyhappened.I still getinspirationout of theBible.it's notnecessarilyhistoricallyand literallytrue.Now thatsoundsstrange.I still getdirectionout of theBible.That Matthewwrote theGospel ofMatthew asMatt.I still getanswersout of theBible.God, IneedsomedirectionsWe playBiblerouletteAt one pointin eternity,God startedtime.Jesus said:"loveeveryone asI loved you."OK.Yeah.Cut.We shouldread theBible everynight.God didn'tsay followthe Bibleword forword.A bunchof literarygenresThere'sAdam andEve. There'sNoah.There isonly oneauthor ofthe Bible.Free!*Claps*Isn't thatgreat?This is theworst poetryI've everread in mylife.Isn't thatfantastic!Everythingin theBible istrue.An angelwhisperinginto his ear:"Hey. Writethis down."Our livesbecomedirected bythe HolySpirit.Godlovesyou.We alsouse ourbrains whenwe readI'm goingto readyou kids abook.TheskepticphaseBut westill havequestions.Why dowe readthe bible?

Ways to Read The Bible - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. God wrote the Bible.
  2. Jesus isn't teaching that as something that historically happened.
  3. I still get inspiration out of the Bible.
  4. it's not necessarily historically and literally true.
  5. Now that sounds strange.
  6. I still get direction out of the Bible.
  7. That Matthew wrote the Gospel of Matthew as Matt.
  8. I still get answers out of the Bible.
  9. God, I need some directions
  10. We play Bible roulette
  11. At one point in eternity, God started time.
  12. Jesus said: "love everyone as I loved you."
  13. OK.Yeah.Cut.
  14. We should read the Bible every night.
  15. God didn't say follow the Bible word for word.
  16. A bunch of literary genres
  17. There's Adam and Eve. There's Noah.
  18. There is only one author of the Bible.
  19. Free!
  20. *Claps* Isn't that great?
  21. This is the worst poetry I've ever read in my life.
  22. Isn't that fantastic!
  23. Everything in the Bible is true.
  24. An angel whispering into his ear: "Hey. Write this down."
  25. Our lives become directed by the Holy Spirit.
  26. God loves you.
  27. We also use our brains when we read
  28. I'm going to read you kids a book.
  29. The skeptic phase
  30. But we still have questions.
  31. Why do we read the bible?