God, IneedsomedirectionsGodwrote theBible.TheskepticphaseWhy dowe readthe bible?Free!This is theworst poetryI've everread in mylife.I still getdirectionout of theBible.Isn't thatfantastic!I still getinspirationout of theBible.At one pointin eternity,God startedtime.That Matthewwrote theGospel ofMatthew asMatt.Jesus said:"loveeveryone asI loved you."I'm goingto readyou kids abook.Now thatsoundsstrange.*Claps*Isn't thatgreat?Jesus isn'tteaching thatas somethingthat historicallyhappened.There isonly oneauthor ofthe Bible.An angelwhisperinginto his ear:"Hey. Writethis down."We shouldread theBible everynight.There'sAdam andEve. There'sNoah.OK.Yeah.Cut.A bunchof literarygenresit's notnecessarilyhistoricallyand literallytrue.Godlovesyou.I still getanswersout of theBible.We playBiblerouletteEverythingin theBible istrue.But westill havequestions.God didn'tsay followthe Bibleword forword.Our livesbecomedirected bythe HolySpirit.We alsouse ourbrains whenwe readGod, IneedsomedirectionsGodwrote theBible.TheskepticphaseWhy dowe readthe bible?Free!This is theworst poetryI've everread in mylife.I still getdirectionout of theBible.Isn't thatfantastic!I still getinspirationout of theBible.At one pointin eternity,God startedtime.That Matthewwrote theGospel ofMatthew asMatt.Jesus said:"loveeveryone asI loved you."I'm goingto readyou kids abook.Now thatsoundsstrange.*Claps*Isn't thatgreat?Jesus isn'tteaching thatas somethingthat historicallyhappened.There isonly oneauthor ofthe Bible.An angelwhisperinginto his ear:"Hey. Writethis down."We shouldread theBible everynight.There'sAdam andEve. There'sNoah.OK.Yeah.Cut.A bunchof literarygenresit's notnecessarilyhistoricallyand literallytrue.Godlovesyou.I still getanswersout of theBible.We playBiblerouletteEverythingin theBible istrue.But westill havequestions.God didn'tsay followthe Bibleword forword.Our livesbecomedirected bythe HolySpirit.We alsouse ourbrains whenwe read

Ways to Read The Bible - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. God, I need some directions
  2. God wrote the Bible.
  3. The skeptic phase
  4. Why do we read the bible?
  5. Free!
  6. This is the worst poetry I've ever read in my life.
  7. I still get direction out of the Bible.
  8. Isn't that fantastic!
  9. I still get inspiration out of the Bible.
  10. At one point in eternity, God started time.
  11. That Matthew wrote the Gospel of Matthew as Matt.
  12. Jesus said: "love everyone as I loved you."
  13. I'm going to read you kids a book.
  14. Now that sounds strange.
  15. *Claps* Isn't that great?
  16. Jesus isn't teaching that as something that historically happened.
  17. There is only one author of the Bible.
  18. An angel whispering into his ear: "Hey. Write this down."
  19. We should read the Bible every night.
  20. There's Adam and Eve. There's Noah.
  21. OK.Yeah.Cut.
  22. A bunch of literary genres
  23. it's not necessarily historically and literally true.
  24. God loves you.
  25. I still get answers out of the Bible.
  26. We play Bible roulette
  27. Everything in the Bible is true.
  28. But we still have questions.
  29. God didn't say follow the Bible word for word.
  30. Our lives become directed by the Holy Spirit.
  31. We also use our brains when we read