it's notnecessarilyhistoricallyand literallytrue.*Claps*Isn't thatgreat?There'sAdam andEve. There'sNoah.That Matthewwrote theGospel ofMatthew asMatt.We playBiblerouletteI still getinspirationout of theBible.We shouldread theBible everynight.OK.Yeah.Cut.Our livesbecomedirected bythe HolySpirit.Free!God, IneedsomedirectionsBut westill havequestions.I still getanswersout of theBible.This is theworst poetryI've everread in mylife.We alsouse ourbrains whenwe readI still getdirectionout of theBible.Everythingin theBible istrue.Isn't thatfantastic!Now thatsoundsstrange.TheskepticphaseAt one pointin eternity,God startedtime.Godwrote theBible.God didn'tsay followthe Bibleword forword.Godlovesyou.Jesus said:"loveeveryone asI loved you."An angelwhisperinginto his ear:"Hey. Writethis down."Jesus isn'tteaching thatas somethingthat historicallyhappened.I'm goingto readyou kids abook.A bunchof literarygenresThere isonly oneauthor ofthe Bible.Why dowe readthe bible?it's notnecessarilyhistoricallyand literallytrue.*Claps*Isn't thatgreat?There'sAdam andEve. There'sNoah.That Matthewwrote theGospel ofMatthew asMatt.We playBiblerouletteI still getinspirationout of theBible.We shouldread theBible everynight.OK.Yeah.Cut.Our livesbecomedirected bythe HolySpirit.Free!God, IneedsomedirectionsBut westill havequestions.I still getanswersout of theBible.This is theworst poetryI've everread in mylife.We alsouse ourbrains whenwe readI still getdirectionout of theBible.Everythingin theBible istrue.Isn't thatfantastic!Now thatsoundsstrange.TheskepticphaseAt one pointin eternity,God startedtime.Godwrote theBible.God didn'tsay followthe Bibleword forword.Godlovesyou.Jesus said:"loveeveryone asI loved you."An angelwhisperinginto his ear:"Hey. Writethis down."Jesus isn'tteaching thatas somethingthat historicallyhappened.I'm goingto readyou kids abook.A bunchof literarygenresThere isonly oneauthor ofthe Bible.Why dowe readthe bible?

Ways to Read The Bible - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. it's not necessarily historically and literally true.
  2. *Claps* Isn't that great?
  3. There's Adam and Eve. There's Noah.
  4. That Matthew wrote the Gospel of Matthew as Matt.
  5. We play Bible roulette
  6. I still get inspiration out of the Bible.
  7. We should read the Bible every night.
  8. OK.Yeah.Cut.
  9. Our lives become directed by the Holy Spirit.
  10. Free!
  11. God, I need some directions
  12. But we still have questions.
  13. I still get answers out of the Bible.
  14. This is the worst poetry I've ever read in my life.
  15. We also use our brains when we read
  16. I still get direction out of the Bible.
  17. Everything in the Bible is true.
  18. Isn't that fantastic!
  19. Now that sounds strange.
  20. The skeptic phase
  21. At one point in eternity, God started time.
  22. God wrote the Bible.
  23. God didn't say follow the Bible word for word.
  24. God loves you.
  25. Jesus said: "love everyone as I loved you."
  26. An angel whispering into his ear: "Hey. Write this down."
  27. Jesus isn't teaching that as something that historically happened.
  28. I'm going to read you kids a book.
  29. A bunch of literary genres
  30. There is only one author of the Bible.
  31. Why do we read the bible?