"You'regonnafail"forgets to postsomethingonline, leavesthe room for 3+minutes tryingto fix it"I didmy PhDon this""You shouldknow this welearnt it lastyear" (mostirrelevant thingever)"When Iwas inGreenland"swearsMakes funof someonefor beinglateA slide withso manytypos it'spretty muchunreadablecomplainsaboutDobson"finish thosequestions forhomework"and neverchecks them"trickystuff here..trickystuff"mentionsrandomgeologist: "He'sactually one ofmy best mates""Kill menow"Lingersaroundsomeonewith food untilthey offer it"sorry guys I gotthis competelywrong" on aslide you justspent agesnoting downrandomlyjoins in on atable'sconversation"come onthis shouldbe easy"(makes zerosense)Skips over aslide that mayhave useful infowhile saying itsuseless"I actuallyused thisrock in mydissertation"InsultssomeoneTalks aboutwaking up atsome ungodlytime in themorningwritessomethingcompletelyillegible on thewhiteboardExam questionmark schemeis wrong andhas to changeitGets onemassive rockto passaround theclassroom"You'regonnafail"forgets to postsomethingonline, leavesthe room for 3+minutes tryingto fix it"I didmy PhDon this""You shouldknow this welearnt it lastyear" (mostirrelevant thingever)"When Iwas inGreenland"swearsMakes funof someonefor beinglateA slide withso manytypos it'spretty muchunreadablecomplainsaboutDobson"finish thosequestions forhomework"and neverchecks them"trickystuff here..trickystuff"mentionsrandomgeologist: "He'sactually one ofmy best mates""Kill menow"Lingersaroundsomeonewith food untilthey offer it"sorry guys I gotthis competelywrong" on aslide you justspent agesnoting downrandomlyjoins in on atable'sconversation"come onthis shouldbe easy"(makes zerosense)Skips over aslide that mayhave useful infowhile saying itsuseless"I actuallyused thisrock in mydissertation"InsultssomeoneTalks aboutwaking up atsome ungodlytime in themorningwritessomethingcompletelyillegible on thewhiteboardExam questionmark schemeis wrong andhas to changeitGets onemassive rockto passaround theclassroom

Big Kev's Big Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "You're gonna fail"
  2. forgets to post something online, leaves the room for 3+ minutes trying to fix it
  3. "I did my PhD on this"
  4. "You should know this we learnt it last year" (most irrelevant thing ever)
  5. "When I was in Greenland"
  6. swears
  7. Makes fun of someone for being late
  8. A slide with so many typos it's pretty much unreadable
  9. complains about Dobson
  10. "finish those questions for homework" and never checks them
  11. "tricky stuff here.. tricky stuff"
  12. mentions random geologist: "He's actually one of my best mates"
  13. "Kill me now"
  14. Lingers around someone with food until they offer it
  15. "sorry guys I got this competely wrong" on a slide you just spent ages noting down
  16. randomly joins in on a table's conversation
  17. "come on this should be easy" (makes zero sense)
  18. Skips over a slide that may have useful info while saying its useless
  19. "I actually used this rock in my dissertation"
  20. Insults someone
  21. Talks about waking up at some ungodly time in the morning
  22. writes something completely illegible on the whiteboard
  23. Exam question mark scheme is wrong and has to change it
  24. Gets one massive rock to pass around the classroom