Tubes"It's abouttone, notengineering""Mojo"ObnoxiousskeuomorphismCost percomponentin the tripledigits $Glowing Soundon Soundreview thatcalls $3000+ areasonablepriceEndorsementfrom Puig,Lord-Alge,Clearmountain,etcHow manypeople haveeven heardan original?"Audio"in brandnameGermanium"CineMagtransformers"Militarysurplustubes and/ortransistorsSomespuriousconnectionto AbbeyRoadTROPICALFISHCAPSUniversalAudio orWaves makesa pluginversionMisogynisticmarketingBluntinstrumentsof theloudnesswarHand-wiredAudio demoswith the worstvocalperformanceyou've everheardLame punson thenames of oldcompressorsBaxandallmentionedKind ofresistor(metal film,carbon comp)is specifiedClass A (notknowingwhat itmeans)SoftwaresubscriptionserviceTubes"It's abouttone, notengineering""Mojo"ObnoxiousskeuomorphismCost percomponentin the tripledigits $Glowing Soundon Soundreview thatcalls $3000+ areasonablepriceEndorsementfrom Puig,Lord-Alge,Clearmountain,etcHow manypeople haveeven heardan original?"Audio"in brandnameGermanium"CineMagtransformers"Militarysurplustubes and/ortransistorsSomespuriousconnectionto AbbeyRoadTROPICALFISHCAPSUniversalAudio orWaves makesa pluginversionMisogynisticmarketingBluntinstrumentsof theloudnesswarHand-wiredAudio demoswith the worstvocalperformanceyou've everheardLame punson thenames of oldcompressorsBaxandallmentionedKind ofresistor(metal film,carbon comp)is specifiedClass A (notknowingwhat itmeans)Softwaresubscriptionservice

PRO AUDIO SNAKE OIL BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Tubes
  2. "It's about tone, not engineering"
  3. "Mojo"
  4. Obnoxious skeuomorphism
  5. Cost per component in the triple digits $
  6. Glowing Sound on Sound review that calls $3000+ a reasonable price
  7. Endorsement from Puig, Lord-Alge, Clearmountain, etc
  8. How many people have even heard an original?
  9. "Audio" in brand name
  10. Germanium
  11. "CineMag transformers"
  12. Military surplus tubes and/or transistors
  13. Some spurious connection to Abbey Road
  14. TROPICAL FISH CAPS
  15. Universal Audio or Waves makes a plugin version
  16. Misogynistic marketing
  17. Blunt instruments of the loudness war
  18. Hand-wired
  19. Audio demos with the worst vocal performance you've ever heard
  20. Lame puns on the names of old compressors
  21. Baxandall mentioned
  22. Kind of resistor (metal film, carbon comp) is specified
  23. Class A (not knowing what it means)
  24. Software subscription service