TubesTROPICALFISHCAPS"Mojo""CineMagtransformers"Endorsementfrom Puig,Lord-Alge,Clearmountain,etcSoftwaresubscriptionserviceHow manypeople haveeven heardan original?"It's abouttone, notengineering""Audio"in brandnameHand-wiredObnoxiousskeuomorphismGlowing Soundon Soundreview thatcalls $3000+ areasonablepriceKind ofresistor(metal film,carbon comp)is specifiedUniversalAudio orWaves makesa pluginversionLame punson thenames of oldcompressorsMilitarysurplustubes and/ortransistorsGermaniumCost percomponentin the tripledigits $Somespuriousconnectionto AbbeyRoadBaxandallmentionedAudio demoswith the worstvocalperformanceyou've everheardBluntinstrumentsof theloudnesswarMisogynisticmarketingClass A (notknowingwhat itmeans)TubesTROPICALFISHCAPS"Mojo""CineMagtransformers"Endorsementfrom Puig,Lord-Alge,Clearmountain,etcSoftwaresubscriptionserviceHow manypeople haveeven heardan original?"It's abouttone, notengineering""Audio"in brandnameHand-wiredObnoxiousskeuomorphismGlowing Soundon Soundreview thatcalls $3000+ areasonablepriceKind ofresistor(metal film,carbon comp)is specifiedUniversalAudio orWaves makesa pluginversionLame punson thenames of oldcompressorsMilitarysurplustubes and/ortransistorsGermaniumCost percomponentin the tripledigits $Somespuriousconnectionto AbbeyRoadBaxandallmentionedAudio demoswith the worstvocalperformanceyou've everheardBluntinstrumentsof theloudnesswarMisogynisticmarketingClass A (notknowingwhat itmeans)

PRO AUDIO SNAKE OIL BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Tubes
  2. TROPICAL FISH CAPS
  3. "Mojo"
  4. "CineMag transformers"
  5. Endorsement from Puig, Lord-Alge, Clearmountain, etc
  6. Software subscription service
  7. How many people have even heard an original?
  8. "It's about tone, not engineering"
  9. "Audio" in brand name
  10. Hand-wired
  11. Obnoxious skeuomorphism
  12. Glowing Sound on Sound review that calls $3000+ a reasonable price
  13. Kind of resistor (metal film, carbon comp) is specified
  14. Universal Audio or Waves makes a plugin version
  15. Lame puns on the names of old compressors
  16. Military surplus tubes and/or transistors
  17. Germanium
  18. Cost per component in the triple digits $
  19. Some spurious connection to Abbey Road
  20. Baxandall mentioned
  21. Audio demos with the worst vocal performance you've ever heard
  22. Blunt instruments of the loudness war
  23. Misogynistic marketing
  24. Class A (not knowing what it means)