TROPICALFISHCAPSObnoxiousskeuomorphismBaxandallmentionedClass A (notknowingwhat itmeans)"It's abouttone, notengineering""Audio"in brandnameMilitarysurplustubes and/ortransistorsTubesSomespuriousconnectionto AbbeyRoadLame punson thenames of oldcompressorsGlowing Soundon Soundreview thatcalls $3000+ areasonablepriceHand-wiredUniversalAudio orWaves makesa pluginversionKind ofresistor(metal film,carbon comp)is specifiedEndorsementfrom Puig,Lord-Alge,Clearmountain,etcCost percomponentin the tripledigits $SoftwaresubscriptionserviceMisogynisticmarketingGermaniumHow manypeople haveeven heardan original?Audio demoswith the worstvocalperformanceyou've everheard"Mojo""CineMagtransformers"Bluntinstrumentsof theloudnesswarTROPICALFISHCAPSObnoxiousskeuomorphismBaxandallmentionedClass A (notknowingwhat itmeans)"It's abouttone, notengineering""Audio"in brandnameMilitarysurplustubes and/ortransistorsTubesSomespuriousconnectionto AbbeyRoadLame punson thenames of oldcompressorsGlowing Soundon Soundreview thatcalls $3000+ areasonablepriceHand-wiredUniversalAudio orWaves makesa pluginversionKind ofresistor(metal film,carbon comp)is specifiedEndorsementfrom Puig,Lord-Alge,Clearmountain,etcCost percomponentin the tripledigits $SoftwaresubscriptionserviceMisogynisticmarketingGermaniumHow manypeople haveeven heardan original?Audio demoswith the worstvocalperformanceyou've everheard"Mojo""CineMagtransformers"Bluntinstrumentsof theloudnesswar

PRO AUDIO SNAKE OIL BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. TROPICAL FISH CAPS
  2. Obnoxious skeuomorphism
  3. Baxandall mentioned
  4. Class A (not knowing what it means)
  5. "It's about tone, not engineering"
  6. "Audio" in brand name
  7. Military surplus tubes and/or transistors
  8. Tubes
  9. Some spurious connection to Abbey Road
  10. Lame puns on the names of old compressors
  11. Glowing Sound on Sound review that calls $3000+ a reasonable price
  12. Hand-wired
  13. Universal Audio or Waves makes a plugin version
  14. Kind of resistor (metal film, carbon comp) is specified
  15. Endorsement from Puig, Lord-Alge, Clearmountain, etc
  16. Cost per component in the triple digits $
  17. Software subscription service
  18. Misogynistic marketing
  19. Germanium
  20. How many people have even heard an original?
  21. Audio demos with the worst vocal performance you've ever heard
  22. "Mojo"
  23. "CineMag transformers"
  24. Blunt instruments of the loudness war