"Mojo"Endorsementfrom Puig,Lord-Alge,Clearmountain,etcHand-wiredSomespuriousconnectionto AbbeyRoadMilitarysurplustubes and/ortransistorsCost percomponentin the tripledigits $How manypeople haveeven heardan original?SoftwaresubscriptionserviceAudio demoswith the worstvocalperformanceyou've everheardBluntinstrumentsof theloudnesswarLame punson thenames of oldcompressorsGlowing Soundon Soundreview thatcalls $3000+ areasonableprice"CineMagtransformers"TubesKind ofresistor(metal film,carbon comp)is specifiedTROPICALFISHCAPSClass A (notknowingwhat itmeans)ObnoxiousskeuomorphismUniversalAudio orWaves makesa pluginversionMisogynisticmarketing"It's abouttone, notengineering""Audio"in brandnameBaxandallmentionedGermanium"Mojo"Endorsementfrom Puig,Lord-Alge,Clearmountain,etcHand-wiredSomespuriousconnectionto AbbeyRoadMilitarysurplustubes and/ortransistorsCost percomponentin the tripledigits $How manypeople haveeven heardan original?SoftwaresubscriptionserviceAudio demoswith the worstvocalperformanceyou've everheardBluntinstrumentsof theloudnesswarLame punson thenames of oldcompressorsGlowing Soundon Soundreview thatcalls $3000+ areasonableprice"CineMagtransformers"TubesKind ofresistor(metal film,carbon comp)is specifiedTROPICALFISHCAPSClass A (notknowingwhat itmeans)ObnoxiousskeuomorphismUniversalAudio orWaves makesa pluginversionMisogynisticmarketing"It's abouttone, notengineering""Audio"in brandnameBaxandallmentionedGermanium

PRO AUDIO SNAKE OIL BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Mojo"
  2. Endorsement from Puig, Lord-Alge, Clearmountain, etc
  3. Hand-wired
  4. Some spurious connection to Abbey Road
  5. Military surplus tubes and/or transistors
  6. Cost per component in the triple digits $
  7. How many people have even heard an original?
  8. Software subscription service
  9. Audio demos with the worst vocal performance you've ever heard
  10. Blunt instruments of the loudness war
  11. Lame puns on the names of old compressors
  12. Glowing Sound on Sound review that calls $3000+ a reasonable price
  13. "CineMag transformers"
  14. Tubes
  15. Kind of resistor (metal film, carbon comp) is specified
  16. TROPICAL FISH CAPS
  17. Class A (not knowing what it means)
  18. Obnoxious skeuomorphism
  19. Universal Audio or Waves makes a plugin version
  20. Misogynistic marketing
  21. "It's about tone, not engineering"
  22. "Audio" in brand name
  23. Baxandall mentioned
  24. Germanium