Have youtried NOTclickingsuspiciouslinks ?Why doyou have37 tabsopen?Yourpassword,isn'tPassword,right?oh thespinningwheel ofdeath..Youbroke italready?Did you feedthe hamsterpoweringyour PC?I'm sorry, Ican't fixhumanerrorIt's aPICNICIs itconnectedto theNetwork?Is thePrinterOnlineDont worry,its backedup...hopefullyYouraccount islocked...again.Let meguess, itsurgentright?It shouldonly take afew minutes,maybe...Runninglow onsparemonitorsCan youhear menow?I didn'tdesign it,I just fix itWhat do youmean the"thingy" isn'tworking?That's adepreciatedsystem.I dontthink thecomputerlikes youTryrestartingthe VPNNo thesystemdoesn't justfix itselfLet meescalatethis toTechI can't fixstupid,but I try!Have youtried NOTclickingsuspiciouslinks ?Why doyou have37 tabsopen?Yourpassword,isn'tPassword,right?oh thespinningwheel ofdeath..Youbroke italready?Did you feedthe hamsterpoweringyour PC?I'm sorry, Ican't fixhumanerrorIt's aPICNICIs itconnectedto theNetwork?Is thePrinterOnlineDont worry,its backedup...hopefullyYouraccount islocked...again.Let meguess, itsurgentright?It shouldonly take afew minutes,maybe...Runninglow onsparemonitorsCan youhear menow?I didn'tdesign it,I just fix itWhat do youmean the"thingy" isn'tworking?That's adepreciatedsystem.I dontthink thecomputerlikes youTryrestartingthe VPNNo thesystemdoesn't justfix itselfLet meescalatethis toTechI can't fixstupid,but I try!

Help Desk Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Have you tried NOT clicking suspicious links ?
  2. Why do you have 37 tabs open?
  3. Your password, isn't Password, right?
  4. oh the spinning wheel of death..
  5. You broke it already?
  6. Did you feed the hamster powering your PC?
  7. I'm sorry, I can't fix human error
  8. It's a PICNIC
  9. Is it connected to the Network?
  10. Is the Printer Online
  11. Dont worry, its backed up... hopefully
  12. Your account is locked... again.
  13. Let me guess, its urgent right?
  14. It should only take a few minutes, maybe...
  15. Running low on spare monitors
  16. Can you hear me now?
  17. I didn't design it, I just fix it
  18. What do you mean the "thingy" isn't working?
  19. That's a depreciated system.
  20. I dont think the computer likes you
  21. Try restarting the VPN
  22. No the system doesn't just fix itself
  23. Let me escalate this to Tech
  24. I can't fix stupid, but I try!