Can youhear menow?I didn'tdesign it,I just fix itWhat do youmean the"thingy" isn'tworking?Is itconnectedto theNetwork?I'm sorry, Ican't fixhumanerrorI can't fixstupid,but I try!It shouldonly take afew minutes,maybe...Why doyou have37 tabsopen?It's aPICNICYoubroke italready?That's adepreciatedsystem.No thesystemdoesn't justfix itselfTryrestartingthe VPNIs thePrinterOnlineYouraccount islocked...again.Dont worry,its backedup...hopefullyLet meguess, itsurgentright?Runninglow onsparemonitorsHave youtried NOTclickingsuspiciouslinks ?oh thespinningwheel ofdeath..Did you feedthe hamsterpoweringyour PC?I dontthink thecomputerlikes youLet meescalatethis toTechYourpassword,isn'tPassword,right?Can youhear menow?I didn'tdesign it,I just fix itWhat do youmean the"thingy" isn'tworking?Is itconnectedto theNetwork?I'm sorry, Ican't fixhumanerrorI can't fixstupid,but I try!It shouldonly take afew minutes,maybe...Why doyou have37 tabsopen?It's aPICNICYoubroke italready?That's adepreciatedsystem.No thesystemdoesn't justfix itselfTryrestartingthe VPNIs thePrinterOnlineYouraccount islocked...again.Dont worry,its backedup...hopefullyLet meguess, itsurgentright?Runninglow onsparemonitorsHave youtried NOTclickingsuspiciouslinks ?oh thespinningwheel ofdeath..Did you feedthe hamsterpoweringyour PC?I dontthink thecomputerlikes youLet meescalatethis toTechYourpassword,isn'tPassword,right?

Help Desk Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Can you hear me now?
  2. I didn't design it, I just fix it
  3. What do you mean the "thingy" isn't working?
  4. Is it connected to the Network?
  5. I'm sorry, I can't fix human error
  6. I can't fix stupid, but I try!
  7. It should only take a few minutes, maybe...
  8. Why do you have 37 tabs open?
  9. It's a PICNIC
  10. You broke it already?
  11. That's a depreciated system.
  12. No the system doesn't just fix itself
  13. Try restarting the VPN
  14. Is the Printer Online
  15. Your account is locked... again.
  16. Dont worry, its backed up... hopefully
  17. Let me guess, its urgent right?
  18. Running low on spare monitors
  19. Have you tried NOT clicking suspicious links ?
  20. oh the spinning wheel of death..
  21. Did you feed the hamster powering your PC?
  22. I dont think the computer likes you
  23. Let me escalate this to Tech
  24. Your password, isn't Password, right?