Excuses for Missing Work - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Can't find car keys
2. No snow tires
3. Mars is in retrograde
4. Is that a pimple?!?
5. I just...can't
6. It's too dark
7. I can't find my shoes
8. Fake aunt died
9. Sitter sick again
10. Still drunk from last night
11. Waiting for plumber
12. Second period this month
13. My office smells weird - better not risk it
14. Coughed slightly - better not risk it
15. Kitten has me cornered
16. Still waiting for plumber
17. Slept poorly
18. Is consumption still a thing?
19. It's too sunny
20. Kids sick again
21. Is that a snowflake?!?
22. Possible pink eye
23. Car sounds weird - better not risk it
24. Doctor's appointment