My officesmells weird- better notrisk itDoctor'sappointmentIsconsumptionstill a thing?Possiblepink eyeIs that apimple?!?Mars is inretrogradeIt's toodarkI can'tfind myshoesCan'tfind carkeysCar soundsweird -better notrisk itSecondperiod thismonthSittersickagainKidssickagainCoughedslightly -better notrisk itStillwaiting forplumberIs that asnowflake?!?NosnowtiresFakeauntdiedSleptpoorlyStill drunkfrom lastnightIjust...can'tKittenhas mecorneredIt's toosunnyWaitingforplumberMy officesmells weird- better notrisk itDoctor'sappointmentIsconsumptionstill a thing?Possiblepink eyeIs that apimple?!?Mars is inretrogradeIt's toodarkI can'tfind myshoesCan'tfind carkeysCar soundsweird -better notrisk itSecondperiod thismonthSittersickagainKidssickagainCoughedslightly -better notrisk itStillwaiting forplumberIs that asnowflake?!?NosnowtiresFakeauntdiedSleptpoorlyStill drunkfrom lastnightIjust...can'tKittenhas mecorneredIt's toosunnyWaitingforplumber

Excuses for Missing Work - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. My office smells weird - better not risk it
  2. Doctor's appointment
  3. Is consumption still a thing?
  4. Possible pink eye
  5. Is that a pimple?!?
  6. Mars is in retrograde
  7. It's too dark
  8. I can't find my shoes
  9. Can't find car keys
  10. Car sounds weird - better not risk it
  11. Second period this month
  12. Sitter sick again
  13. Kids sick again
  14. Coughed slightly - better not risk it
  15. Still waiting for plumber
  16. Is that a snowflake?!?
  17. No snow tires
  18. Fake aunt died
  19. Slept poorly
  20. Still drunk from last night
  21. I just...can't
  22. Kitten has me cornered
  23. It's too sunny
  24. Waiting for plumber