Excuses for Missing Work - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Still drunk from last night
2. Slept poorly
3. My office smells weird - better not risk it
4. Is that a snowflake?!?
5. No snow tires
6. Doctor's appointment
7. I just...can't
8. Can't find car keys
9. Coughed slightly - better not risk it
10. Waiting for plumber
11. Kids sick again
12. Car sounds weird - better not risk it
13. It's too dark
14. Fake aunt died
15. Is that a pimple?!?
16. Sitter sick again
17. Possible pink eye
18. Still waiting for plumber
19. I can't find my shoes
20. Kitten has me cornered
21. Is consumption still a thing?
22. Second period this month
23. It's too sunny
24. Mars is in retrograde