"You don'thaveANYONE onsite that canlook at this?""I want tospeak withYOURmanager/supervisor!"Called usinstead oflocal PDor 9-1-1PursingLegalActionOven/Stovenot workingProspectswanting toschedule atour today ortomorrow."I pay alot ofmoney tolive here!""I understandit'sThanksgiving,but..."Blaming YOUfor personallyruining theirThanksgiving.Refusingto verifyDEMO.Insultedbycaller"Why is theoffice notansweringthe calls?"Smoke detectorsbeeping becausethey burnedsomething whilecooking.Called becausesmoke detectorsbeeping becausethey turned onthe heater for thefirst time.Gettingstuck on a15+ minsrant/call.Prospectsasking us tohold the unitfor them.Requestedforcorporate'scontactnumber.Refusing totroubleshoot"You don'thaveANYONE onsite that canlook at this?""Is theresomeoneonsite youcould transferme to?""I haveone morequestion...""I've beena residentfor # ofyears!"Can hearsomeone in thebackgroundscreamingangrily.Upset becausewe won'tdispatchmaintenance forissues with theoutdoor grills."You don'thaveANYONE onsite that canlook at this?""I want tospeak withYOURmanager/supervisor!"Called usinstead oflocal PDor 9-1-1PursingLegalActionOven/Stovenot workingProspectswanting toschedule atour today ortomorrow."I pay alot ofmoney tolive here!""I understandit'sThanksgiving,but..."Blaming YOUfor personallyruining theirThanksgiving.Refusingto verifyDEMO.Insultedbycaller"Why is theoffice notansweringthe calls?"Smoke detectorsbeeping becausethey burnedsomething whilecooking.Called becausesmoke detectorsbeeping becausethey turned onthe heater for thefirst time.Gettingstuck on a15+ minsrant/call.Prospectsasking us tohold the unitfor them.Requestedforcorporate'scontactnumber.Refusing totroubleshoot"You don'thaveANYONE onsite that canlook at this?""Is theresomeoneonsite youcould transferme to?""I haveone morequestion...""I've beena residentfor # ofyears!"Can hearsomeone in thebackgroundscreamingangrily.Upset becausewe won'tdispatchmaintenance forissues with theoutdoor grills.

Lovely Thanksgiving Callers - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-"You don't have ANYONE on site that can look at this?"
  2. G-"I want to speak with YOUR manager /supervisor!"
  3. B-Called us instead of local PD or 9-1-1
  4. G-Pursing Legal Action
  5. N-Oven/Stove not working
  6. N-Prospects wanting to schedule a tour today or tomorrow.
  7. B-"I pay a lot of money to live here!"
  8. B-"I understand it's Thanksgiving, but..."
  9. G-Blaming YOU for personally ruining their Thanksgiving.
  10. I-Refusing to verify DEMO.
  11. I-Insulted by caller
  12. I-"Why is the office not answering the calls?"
  13. I-Smoke detectors beeping because they burned something while cooking.
  14. B-Called because smoke detectors beeping because they turned on the heater for the first time.
  15. G-Getting stuck on a 15+ mins rant/call.
  16. N-Prospects asking us to hold the unit for them.
  17. I-Requested for corporate's contact number.
  18. G-Refusing to troubleshoot
  19. O-"You don't have ANYONE on site that can look at this?"
  20. O-"Is there someone onsite you could transfer me to?"
  21. B-"I have one more question..."
  22. N-"I've been a resident for # of years!"
  23. O-Can hear someone in the background screaming angrily.
  24. O-Upset because we won't dispatch maintenance for issues with the outdoor grills.