“is thisorganic?”(almondmom aunt)“joe bidenis dead.that’s arobot”i hide in thebathroomat least 3timestravis (oldercousin) triesto make metake shots“i praytotrump”“why arethere somany gaypeople”“no boyfriend?makes sense.”(bonus if themakes senseincludes a“because you’reliberal”)i get aheadachefrom thecigarettesmoke“i want moregrandchildren.yall need toget to it”gina (prisoncousin)brings hermurderboyfriendone child getsthrown down stairsby another(sawyer will mostlikely be the onethat gets thethrown)“who didyou votefor?”“i will be deadby nextthanksgiving”my uncles don’tcome inside once,instead sittingoutside drinkingand talking abouthating their wivesholidaybeer“it was a(insertrandom racefor noreason) man”mostlyinediblefoodsomeonereads meDOWN formyappearance“what are youstudying again?and you aren’tdropping outyet?”i get sickfrom the childthat is alwayscovered insnottodd cancelslast minute,so amy hasto take me toher ex in lawsfight aboutmy cousincheating onhis wife(again)“where’smy thankyou”/ “OURdegree”olivia(cousin)will behigh“is thisorganic?”(almondmom aunt)“joe bidenis dead.that’s arobot”i hide in thebathroomat least 3timestravis (oldercousin) triesto make metake shots“i praytotrump”“why arethere somany gaypeople”“no boyfriend?makes sense.”(bonus if themakes senseincludes a“because you’reliberal”)i get aheadachefrom thecigarettesmoke“i want moregrandchildren.yall need toget to it”gina (prisoncousin)brings hermurderboyfriendone child getsthrown down stairsby another(sawyer will mostlikely be the onethat gets thethrown)“who didyou votefor?”“i will be deadby nextthanksgiving”my uncles don’tcome inside once,instead sittingoutside drinkingand talking abouthating their wivesholidaybeer“it was a(insertrandom racefor noreason) man”mostlyinediblefoodsomeonereads meDOWN formyappearance“what are youstudying again?and you aren’tdropping outyet?”i get sickfrom the childthat is alwayscovered insnottodd cancelslast minute,so amy hasto take me toher ex in lawsfight aboutmy cousincheating onhis wife(again)“where’smy thankyou”/ “OURdegree”olivia(cousin)will behigh

mcconnell bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “is this organic?” (almond mom aunt)
  2. “joe biden is dead. that’s a robot”
  3. i hide in the bathroom at least 3 times
  4. travis (older cousin) tries to make me take shots
  5. “i pray to trump”
  6. “why are there so many gay people”
  7. “no boyfriend? makes sense.” (bonus if the makes sense includes a “because you’re liberal”)
  8. i get a headache from the cigarette smoke
  9. “i want more grandchildren. yall need to get to it”
  10. gina (prison cousin) brings her murder boyfriend
  11. one child gets thrown down stairs by another (sawyer will most likely be the one that gets the thrown)
  12. “who did you vote for?”
  13. “i will be dead by next thanksgiving”
  14. my uncles don’t come inside once, instead sitting outside drinking and talking about hating their wives
  15. holiday beer
  16. “it was a (insert random race for no reason) man”
  17. mostly inedible food
  18. someone reads me DOWN for my appearance
  19. “what are you studying again? and you aren’t dropping out yet?”
  20. i get sick from the child that is always covered in snot
  21. todd cancels last minute, so amy has to take me to her ex in laws
  22. fight about my cousin cheating on his wife (again)
  23. “where’s my thank you”/ “OUR degree”
  24. olivia (cousin) will be high