olivia(cousin)will behigh“what are youstudying again?and you aren’tdropping outyet?”holidaybeertodd cancelslast minute,so amy hasto take me toher ex in lawsone child getsthrown down stairsby another(sawyer will mostlikely be the onethat gets thethrown)someonereads meDOWN formyappearance“why arethere somany gaypeople”“no boyfriend?makes sense.”(bonus if themakes senseincludes a“because you’reliberal”)fight aboutmy cousincheating onhis wife(again)i hide in thebathroomat least 3times“i will be deadby nextthanksgiving”i get sickfrom the childthat is alwayscovered insnotmostlyinediblefoodgina (prisoncousin)brings hermurderboyfriend“i praytotrump”i get aheadachefrom thecigarettesmoke“where’smy thankyou”/ “OURdegree”“joe bidenis dead.that’s arobot”“it was a(insertrandom racefor noreason) man”“who didyou votefor?”my uncles don’tcome inside once,instead sittingoutside drinkingand talking abouthating their wives“i want moregrandchildren.yall need toget to it”travis (oldercousin) triesto make metake shots“is thisorganic?”(almondmom aunt)olivia(cousin)will behigh“what are youstudying again?and you aren’tdropping outyet?”holidaybeertodd cancelslast minute,so amy hasto take me toher ex in lawsone child getsthrown down stairsby another(sawyer will mostlikely be the onethat gets thethrown)someonereads meDOWN formyappearance“why arethere somany gaypeople”“no boyfriend?makes sense.”(bonus if themakes senseincludes a“because you’reliberal”)fight aboutmy cousincheating onhis wife(again)i hide in thebathroomat least 3times“i will be deadby nextthanksgiving”i get sickfrom the childthat is alwayscovered insnotmostlyinediblefoodgina (prisoncousin)brings hermurderboyfriend“i praytotrump”i get aheadachefrom thecigarettesmoke“where’smy thankyou”/ “OURdegree”“joe bidenis dead.that’s arobot”“it was a(insertrandom racefor noreason) man”“who didyou votefor?”my uncles don’tcome inside once,instead sittingoutside drinkingand talking abouthating their wives“i want moregrandchildren.yall need toget to it”travis (oldercousin) triesto make metake shots“is thisorganic?”(almondmom aunt)

mcconnell bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. olivia (cousin) will be high
  2. “what are you studying again? and you aren’t dropping out yet?”
  3. holiday beer
  4. todd cancels last minute, so amy has to take me to her ex in laws
  5. one child gets thrown down stairs by another (sawyer will most likely be the one that gets the thrown)
  6. someone reads me DOWN for my appearance
  7. “why are there so many gay people”
  8. “no boyfriend? makes sense.” (bonus if the makes sense includes a “because you’re liberal”)
  9. fight about my cousin cheating on his wife (again)
  10. i hide in the bathroom at least 3 times
  11. “i will be dead by next thanksgiving”
  12. i get sick from the child that is always covered in snot
  13. mostly inedible food
  14. gina (prison cousin) brings her murder boyfriend
  15. “i pray to trump”
  16. i get a headache from the cigarette smoke
  17. “where’s my thank you”/ “OUR degree”
  18. “joe biden is dead. that’s a robot”
  19. “it was a (insert random race for no reason) man”
  20. “who did you vote for?”
  21. my uncles don’t come inside once, instead sitting outside drinking and talking about hating their wives
  22. “i want more grandchildren. yall need to get to it”
  23. travis (older cousin) tries to make me take shots
  24. “is this organic?” (almond mom aunt)