one child getsthrown down stairsby another(sawyer will mostlikely be the onethat gets thethrown)“it was a(insertrandom racefor noreason) man”“i will be deadby nextthanksgiving”i hide in thebathroomat least 3timessomeonereads meDOWN formyappearanceolivia(cousin)will behigh“i praytotrump”my uncles don’tcome inside once,instead sittingoutside drinkingand talking abouthating their wives“is thisorganic?”(almondmom aunt)“who didyou votefor?”mostlyinediblefoodi get aheadachefrom thecigarettesmoketodd cancelslast minute,so amy hasto take me toher ex in laws“no boyfriend?makes sense.”(bonus if themakes senseincludes a“because you’reliberal”)“joe bidenis dead.that’s arobot”“i want moregrandchildren.yall need toget to it”holidaybeer“where’smy thankyou”/ “OURdegree”“what are youstudying again?and you aren’tdropping outyet?”travis (oldercousin) triesto make metake shotsgina (prisoncousin)brings hermurderboyfriend“why arethere somany gaypeople”fight aboutmy cousincheating onhis wife(again)i get sickfrom the childthat is alwayscovered insnotone child getsthrown down stairsby another(sawyer will mostlikely be the onethat gets thethrown)“it was a(insertrandom racefor noreason) man”“i will be deadby nextthanksgiving”i hide in thebathroomat least 3timessomeonereads meDOWN formyappearanceolivia(cousin)will behigh“i praytotrump”my uncles don’tcome inside once,instead sittingoutside drinkingand talking abouthating their wives“is thisorganic?”(almondmom aunt)“who didyou votefor?”mostlyinediblefoodi get aheadachefrom thecigarettesmoketodd cancelslast minute,so amy hasto take me toher ex in laws“no boyfriend?makes sense.”(bonus if themakes senseincludes a“because you’reliberal”)“joe bidenis dead.that’s arobot”“i want moregrandchildren.yall need toget to it”holidaybeer“where’smy thankyou”/ “OURdegree”“what are youstudying again?and you aren’tdropping outyet?”travis (oldercousin) triesto make metake shotsgina (prisoncousin)brings hermurderboyfriend“why arethere somany gaypeople”fight aboutmy cousincheating onhis wife(again)i get sickfrom the childthat is alwayscovered insnot

mcconnell bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. one child gets thrown down stairs by another (sawyer will most likely be the one that gets the thrown)
  2. “it was a (insert random race for no reason) man”
  3. “i will be dead by next thanksgiving”
  4. i hide in the bathroom at least 3 times
  5. someone reads me DOWN for my appearance
  6. olivia (cousin) will be high
  7. “i pray to trump”
  8. my uncles don’t come inside once, instead sitting outside drinking and talking about hating their wives
  9. “is this organic?” (almond mom aunt)
  10. “who did you vote for?”
  11. mostly inedible food
  12. i get a headache from the cigarette smoke
  13. todd cancels last minute, so amy has to take me to her ex in laws
  14. “no boyfriend? makes sense.” (bonus if the makes sense includes a “because you’re liberal”)
  15. “joe biden is dead. that’s a robot”
  16. “i want more grandchildren. yall need to get to it”
  17. holiday beer
  18. “where’s my thank you”/ “OUR degree”
  19. “what are you studying again? and you aren’t dropping out yet?”
  20. travis (older cousin) tries to make me take shots
  21. gina (prison cousin) brings her murder boyfriend
  22. “why are there so many gay people”
  23. fight about my cousin cheating on his wife (again)
  24. i get sick from the child that is always covered in snot