(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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“why are there so many gay people”
“is this organic?” (almond mom aunt)
one child gets thrown down stairs by another (sawyer will most likely be the one that gets the thrown)
“who did you vote for?”
“i will be dead by next thanksgiving”
i get sick from the child that is always covered in snot
someone reads me DOWN for my appearance
“joe biden is dead. that’s a robot”
olivia (cousin) will be high
travis (older cousin) tries to make me take shots
“i want more grandchildren. yall need to get to it”
i hide in the bathroom at least 3 times
“no boyfriend? makes sense.”
(bonus if the makes sense includes a “because you’re liberal”)
my uncles don’t come inside once, instead sitting outside drinking and talking about hating their wives
gina (prison cousin) brings her murder boyfriend
“it was a (insert random race for no reason) man”
“where’s my thank you”/ “OUR degree”
todd cancels last minute, so amy has to take me to her ex in laws
fight about my cousin cheating on his wife (again)
“i pray to trump”
holiday beer
i get a headache from the cigarette smoke
“what are you studying again? and you aren’t dropping out yet?”
