"I don'tbelieveyou"“It’spsychosomatic/inyour head”“Is there anychance you couldbe pregnant?We’re gonna testregardless ofwhat you say”"You'reprobablyjust under alot of stress”“Have youtried findinga relaxinghobby?""Oh,you'rehereagain?""You need tocalm downotherwise wewon't helpyou.""You're tooyoung to besufferingfrom thething.""I feel likeyou've beenGooglingthis” (refusesto help)“Have youtriedexercising?”"You mentionedyou don't eatmeat? Thatcould explain*extremelyunrelated thing*""These things arenormal, they'll goaway once youstart having kids”“just yourhormones.""You'll growout of this,you justhave towait."“You justneed todrink morewater”“It’sjustIBS”“It’syourweight”*ignoresallergy*“Can youshow methat again?”*for the 7thtime*"You're ahealthy youngwoman, youshouldn't behere so often.""You shouldn'tbe having sideeffects from thismed, I think youmight be justimagining it."“I feel like thatwould just bea waste oftime testingfor that”"We alreadydiscussed thisthing lasttime” *refusesto discuss it*"I'm sure yourheadaches willstop once youstart looking atscreens less.""You justneed moresunlight/freshair.""I'd like you totry *specificthing that I'dalready tried 3times before thatdidn't work*"“It’s justanxiety”“Your testscame backnormal, youcan gohome”"You'renot THATsick.""I don'tbelieveyou"“It’spsychosomatic/inyour head”“Is there anychance you couldbe pregnant?We’re gonna testregardless ofwhat you say”"You'reprobablyjust under alot of stress”“Have youtried findinga relaxinghobby?""Oh,you'rehereagain?""You need tocalm downotherwise wewon't helpyou.""You're tooyoung to besufferingfrom thething.""I feel likeyou've beenGooglingthis” (refusesto help)“Have youtriedexercising?”"You mentionedyou don't eatmeat? Thatcould explain*extremelyunrelated thing*""These things arenormal, they'll goaway once youstart having kids”“just yourhormones.""You'll growout of this,you justhave towait."“You justneed todrink morewater”“It’sjustIBS”“It’syourweight”*ignoresallergy*“Can youshow methat again?”*for the 7thtime*"You're ahealthy youngwoman, youshouldn't behere so often.""You shouldn'tbe having sideeffects from thismed, I think youmight be justimagining it."“I feel like thatwould just bea waste oftime testingfor that”"We alreadydiscussed thisthing lasttime” *refusesto discuss it*"I'm sure yourheadaches willstop once youstart looking atscreens less.""You justneed moresunlight/freshair.""I'd like you totry *specificthing that I'dalready tried 3times before thatdidn't work*"“It’s justanxiety”“Your testscame backnormal, youcan gohome”"You'renot THATsick."

Hospital Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I don't believe you"
  2. “It’s psychosomatic/in your head”
  3. “Is there any chance you could be pregnant? We’re gonna test regardless of what you say”
  4. "You're probably just under a lot of stress”
  5. “Have you tried finding a relaxing hobby?"
  6. "Oh, you're here again?"
  7. "You need to calm down otherwise we won't help you."
  8. "You're too young to be suffering from the thing."
  9. "I feel like you've been Googling this” (refuses to help)
  10. “Have you tried exercising?”
  11. "You mentioned you don't eat meat? That could explain *extremely unrelated thing*"
  12. "These things are normal, they'll go away once you start having kids” “just your hormones."
  13. "You'll grow out of this, you just have to wait."
  14. “You just need to drink more water”
  15. “It’s just IBS”
  16. “It’s your weight”
  17. *ignores allergy*
  18. “Can you show me that again?” *for the 7th time*
  19. "You're a healthy young woman, you shouldn't be here so often."
  20. "You shouldn't be having side effects from this med, I think you might be just imagining it."
  21. “I feel like that would just be a waste of time testing for that”
  22. "We already discussed this thing last time” *refuses to discuss it*
  23. "I'm sure your headaches will stop once you start looking at screens less."
  24. "You just need more sunlight/fresh air."
  25. "I'd like you to try *specific thing that I'd already tried 3 times before that didn't work*"
  26. “It’s just anxiety”
  27. “Your tests came back normal, you can go home”
  28. "You're not THAT sick."