“Have youtried findinga relaxinghobby?"“It’spsychosomatic/inyour head”"I'd like you totry *specificthing that I'dalready tried 3times before thatdidn't work*"“It’syourweight”"Oh,you'rehereagain?"*ignoresallergy*"You'reprobablyjust under alot of stress”"You're ahealthy youngwoman, youshouldn't behere so often."“Your testscame backnormal, youcan gohome”“It’s justanxiety”"I'm sure yourheadaches willstop once youstart looking atscreens less.""You need tocalm downotherwise wewon't helpyou.""These things arenormal, they'll goaway once youstart having kids”“just yourhormones.""You'll growout of this,you justhave towait.""I feel likeyou've beenGooglingthis” (refusesto help)"You're tooyoung to besufferingfrom thething."“You justneed todrink morewater”"You justneed moresunlight/freshair.""You mentionedyou don't eatmeat? Thatcould explain*extremelyunrelated thing*"“It’sjustIBS”"I don'tbelieveyou"“Is there anychance you couldbe pregnant?We’re gonna testregardless ofwhat you say”“I feel like thatwould just bea waste oftime testingfor that”"We alreadydiscussed thisthing lasttime” *refusesto discuss it*“Have youtriedexercising?”“Can youshow methat again?”*for the 7thtime*"You'renot THATsick.""You shouldn'tbe having sideeffects from thismed, I think youmight be justimagining it."“Have youtried findinga relaxinghobby?"“It’spsychosomatic/inyour head”"I'd like you totry *specificthing that I'dalready tried 3times before thatdidn't work*"“It’syourweight”"Oh,you'rehereagain?"*ignoresallergy*"You'reprobablyjust under alot of stress”"You're ahealthy youngwoman, youshouldn't behere so often."“Your testscame backnormal, youcan gohome”“It’s justanxiety”"I'm sure yourheadaches willstop once youstart looking atscreens less.""You need tocalm downotherwise wewon't helpyou.""These things arenormal, they'll goaway once youstart having kids”“just yourhormones.""You'll growout of this,you justhave towait.""I feel likeyou've beenGooglingthis” (refusesto help)"You're tooyoung to besufferingfrom thething."“You justneed todrink morewater”"You justneed moresunlight/freshair.""You mentionedyou don't eatmeat? Thatcould explain*extremelyunrelated thing*"“It’sjustIBS”"I don'tbelieveyou"“Is there anychance you couldbe pregnant?We’re gonna testregardless ofwhat you say”“I feel like thatwould just bea waste oftime testingfor that”"We alreadydiscussed thisthing lasttime” *refusesto discuss it*“Have youtriedexercising?”“Can youshow methat again?”*for the 7thtime*"You'renot THATsick.""You shouldn'tbe having sideeffects from thismed, I think youmight be justimagining it."

Hospital Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Have you tried finding a relaxing hobby?"
  2. “It’s psychosomatic/in your head”
  3. "I'd like you to try *specific thing that I'd already tried 3 times before that didn't work*"
  4. “It’s your weight”
  5. "Oh, you're here again?"
  6. *ignores allergy*
  7. "You're probably just under a lot of stress”
  8. "You're a healthy young woman, you shouldn't be here so often."
  9. “Your tests came back normal, you can go home”
  10. “It’s just anxiety”
  11. "I'm sure your headaches will stop once you start looking at screens less."
  12. "You need to calm down otherwise we won't help you."
  13. "These things are normal, they'll go away once you start having kids” “just your hormones."
  14. "You'll grow out of this, you just have to wait."
  15. "I feel like you've been Googling this” (refuses to help)
  16. "You're too young to be suffering from the thing."
  17. “You just need to drink more water”
  18. "You just need more sunlight/fresh air."
  19. "You mentioned you don't eat meat? That could explain *extremely unrelated thing*"
  20. “It’s just IBS”
  21. "I don't believe you"
  22. “Is there any chance you could be pregnant? We’re gonna test regardless of what you say”
  23. “I feel like that would just be a waste of time testing for that”
  24. "We already discussed this thing last time” *refuses to discuss it*
  25. “Have you tried exercising?”
  26. “Can you show me that again?” *for the 7th time*
  27. "You're not THAT sick."
  28. "You shouldn't be having side effects from this med, I think you might be just imagining it."