"You need tocalm downotherwise wewon't helpyou.""I'm sure yourheadaches willstop once youstart looking atscreens less.""You're tooyoung to besufferingfrom thething."“I feel like thatwould just bea waste oftime testingfor that”"I don'tbelieveyou"“You justneed todrink morewater”“Have youtriedexercising?”“It’spsychosomatic/inyour head”“It’sjustIBS”"You shouldn'tbe having sideeffects from thismed, I think youmight be justimagining it.""You'reprobablyjust under alot of stress”"You'll growout of this,you justhave towait."“It’s justanxiety”*ignoresallergy*“It’syourweight”"You'renot THATsick.""We alreadydiscussed thisthing lasttime” *refusesto discuss it*"You mentionedyou don't eatmeat? Thatcould explain*extremelyunrelated thing*""You justneed moresunlight/freshair.""I feel likeyou've beenGooglingthis” (refusesto help)"You're ahealthy youngwoman, youshouldn't behere so often."“Can youshow methat again?”*for the 7thtime*“Have youtried findinga relaxinghobby?""These things arenormal, they'll goaway once youstart having kids”“just yourhormones.""I'd like you totry *specificthing that I'dalready tried 3times before thatdidn't work*"“Your testscame backnormal, youcan gohome”"Oh,you'rehereagain?"“Is there anychance you couldbe pregnant?We’re gonna testregardless ofwhat you say”"You need tocalm downotherwise wewon't helpyou.""I'm sure yourheadaches willstop once youstart looking atscreens less.""You're tooyoung to besufferingfrom thething."“I feel like thatwould just bea waste oftime testingfor that”"I don'tbelieveyou"“You justneed todrink morewater”“Have youtriedexercising?”“It’spsychosomatic/inyour head”“It’sjustIBS”"You shouldn'tbe having sideeffects from thismed, I think youmight be justimagining it.""You'reprobablyjust under alot of stress”"You'll growout of this,you justhave towait."“It’s justanxiety”*ignoresallergy*“It’syourweight”"You'renot THATsick.""We alreadydiscussed thisthing lasttime” *refusesto discuss it*"You mentionedyou don't eatmeat? Thatcould explain*extremelyunrelated thing*""You justneed moresunlight/freshair.""I feel likeyou've beenGooglingthis” (refusesto help)"You're ahealthy youngwoman, youshouldn't behere so often."“Can youshow methat again?”*for the 7thtime*“Have youtried findinga relaxinghobby?""These things arenormal, they'll goaway once youstart having kids”“just yourhormones.""I'd like you totry *specificthing that I'dalready tried 3times before thatdidn't work*"“Your testscame backnormal, youcan gohome”"Oh,you'rehereagain?"“Is there anychance you couldbe pregnant?We’re gonna testregardless ofwhat you say”

Hospital Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "You need to calm down otherwise we won't help you."
  2. "I'm sure your headaches will stop once you start looking at screens less."
  3. "You're too young to be suffering from the thing."
  4. “I feel like that would just be a waste of time testing for that”
  5. "I don't believe you"
  6. “You just need to drink more water”
  7. “Have you tried exercising?”
  8. “It’s psychosomatic/in your head”
  9. “It’s just IBS”
  10. "You shouldn't be having side effects from this med, I think you might be just imagining it."
  11. "You're probably just under a lot of stress”
  12. "You'll grow out of this, you just have to wait."
  13. “It’s just anxiety”
  14. *ignores allergy*
  15. “It’s your weight”
  16. "You're not THAT sick."
  17. "We already discussed this thing last time” *refuses to discuss it*
  18. "You mentioned you don't eat meat? That could explain *extremely unrelated thing*"
  19. "You just need more sunlight/fresh air."
  20. "I feel like you've been Googling this” (refuses to help)
  21. "You're a healthy young woman, you shouldn't be here so often."
  22. “Can you show me that again?” *for the 7th time*
  23. “Have you tried finding a relaxing hobby?"
  24. "These things are normal, they'll go away once you start having kids” “just your hormones."
  25. "I'd like you to try *specific thing that I'd already tried 3 times before that didn't work*"
  26. “Your tests came back normal, you can go home”
  27. "Oh, you're here again?"
  28. “Is there any chance you could be pregnant? We’re gonna test regardless of what you say”