"We alreadydiscussed thisthing lasttime” *refusesto discuss it*“Is there anychance you couldbe pregnant?We’re gonna testregardless ofwhat you say”"You need tocalm downotherwise wewon't helpyou."“Your testscame backnormal, youcan gohome”"I'd like you totry *specificthing that I'dalready tried 3times before thatdidn't work*""These things arenormal, they'll goaway once youstart having kids”“just yourhormones."“I feel like thatwould just bea waste oftime testingfor that”"I'm sure yourheadaches willstop once youstart looking atscreens less.""You'reprobablyjust under alot of stress”"You're ahealthy youngwoman, youshouldn't behere so often.""You're tooyoung to besufferingfrom thething."“It’spsychosomatic/inyour head”"You shouldn'tbe having sideeffects from thismed, I think youmight be justimagining it."“Have youtried findinga relaxinghobby?"“It’s justanxiety”“Have youtriedexercising?”"I feel likeyou've beenGooglingthis” (refusesto help)"I don'tbelieveyou""Oh,you'rehereagain?"“Can youshow methat again?”*for the 7thtime*"You'renot THATsick."*ignoresallergy*“You justneed todrink morewater”"You mentionedyou don't eatmeat? Thatcould explain*extremelyunrelated thing*""You justneed moresunlight/freshair.""You'll growout of this,you justhave towait."“It’sjustIBS”“It’syourweight”"We alreadydiscussed thisthing lasttime” *refusesto discuss it*“Is there anychance you couldbe pregnant?We’re gonna testregardless ofwhat you say”"You need tocalm downotherwise wewon't helpyou."“Your testscame backnormal, youcan gohome”"I'd like you totry *specificthing that I'dalready tried 3times before thatdidn't work*""These things arenormal, they'll goaway once youstart having kids”“just yourhormones."“I feel like thatwould just bea waste oftime testingfor that”"I'm sure yourheadaches willstop once youstart looking atscreens less.""You'reprobablyjust under alot of stress”"You're ahealthy youngwoman, youshouldn't behere so often.""You're tooyoung to besufferingfrom thething."“It’spsychosomatic/inyour head”"You shouldn'tbe having sideeffects from thismed, I think youmight be justimagining it."“Have youtried findinga relaxinghobby?"“It’s justanxiety”“Have youtriedexercising?”"I feel likeyou've beenGooglingthis” (refusesto help)"I don'tbelieveyou""Oh,you'rehereagain?"“Can youshow methat again?”*for the 7thtime*"You'renot THATsick."*ignoresallergy*“You justneed todrink morewater”"You mentionedyou don't eatmeat? Thatcould explain*extremelyunrelated thing*""You justneed moresunlight/freshair.""You'll growout of this,you justhave towait."“It’sjustIBS”“It’syourweight”

Hospital Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "We already discussed this thing last time” *refuses to discuss it*
  2. “Is there any chance you could be pregnant? We’re gonna test regardless of what you say”
  3. "You need to calm down otherwise we won't help you."
  4. “Your tests came back normal, you can go home”
  5. "I'd like you to try *specific thing that I'd already tried 3 times before that didn't work*"
  6. "These things are normal, they'll go away once you start having kids” “just your hormones."
  7. “I feel like that would just be a waste of time testing for that”
  8. "I'm sure your headaches will stop once you start looking at screens less."
  9. "You're probably just under a lot of stress”
  10. "You're a healthy young woman, you shouldn't be here so often."
  11. "You're too young to be suffering from the thing."
  12. “It’s psychosomatic/in your head”
  13. "You shouldn't be having side effects from this med, I think you might be just imagining it."
  14. “Have you tried finding a relaxing hobby?"
  15. “It’s just anxiety”
  16. “Have you tried exercising?”
  17. "I feel like you've been Googling this” (refuses to help)
  18. "I don't believe you"
  19. "Oh, you're here again?"
  20. “Can you show me that again?” *for the 7th time*
  21. "You're not THAT sick."
  22. *ignores allergy*
  23. “You just need to drink more water”
  24. "You mentioned you don't eat meat? That could explain *extremely unrelated thing*"
  25. "You just need more sunlight/fresh air."
  26. "You'll grow out of this, you just have to wait."
  27. “It’s just IBS”
  28. “It’s your weight”