"These things arenormal, they'll goaway once youstart having kids”“just yourhormones."“It’syourweight”“It’s justanxiety”"We alreadydiscussed thisthing lasttime” *refusesto discuss it*"Oh,you'rehereagain?"*ignoresallergy*"You need tocalm downotherwise wewon't helpyou.""You justneed moresunlight/freshair.""You'll growout of this,you justhave towait.""I'm sure yourheadaches willstop once youstart looking atscreens less.""You mentionedyou don't eatmeat? Thatcould explain*extremelyunrelated thing*"“Have youtriedexercising?”"I'd like you totry *specificthing that I'dalready tried 3times before thatdidn't work*"“I feel like thatwould just bea waste oftime testingfor that”"I don'tbelieveyou""I feel likeyou've beenGooglingthis” (refusesto help)“Have youtried findinga relaxinghobby?"“You justneed todrink morewater”"You're tooyoung to besufferingfrom thething."“Is there anychance you couldbe pregnant?We’re gonna testregardless ofwhat you say”“It’spsychosomatic/inyour head”“It’sjustIBS”"You'reprobablyjust under alot of stress”“Your testscame backnormal, youcan gohome”"You'renot THATsick.""You shouldn'tbe having sideeffects from thismed, I think youmight be justimagining it.""You're ahealthy youngwoman, youshouldn't behere so often."“Can youshow methat again?”*for the 7thtime*"These things arenormal, they'll goaway once youstart having kids”“just yourhormones."“It’syourweight”“It’s justanxiety”"We alreadydiscussed thisthing lasttime” *refusesto discuss it*"Oh,you'rehereagain?"*ignoresallergy*"You need tocalm downotherwise wewon't helpyou.""You justneed moresunlight/freshair.""You'll growout of this,you justhave towait.""I'm sure yourheadaches willstop once youstart looking atscreens less.""You mentionedyou don't eatmeat? Thatcould explain*extremelyunrelated thing*"“Have youtriedexercising?”"I'd like you totry *specificthing that I'dalready tried 3times before thatdidn't work*"“I feel like thatwould just bea waste oftime testingfor that”"I don'tbelieveyou""I feel likeyou've beenGooglingthis” (refusesto help)“Have youtried findinga relaxinghobby?"“You justneed todrink morewater”"You're tooyoung to besufferingfrom thething."“Is there anychance you couldbe pregnant?We’re gonna testregardless ofwhat you say”“It’spsychosomatic/inyour head”“It’sjustIBS”"You'reprobablyjust under alot of stress”“Your testscame backnormal, youcan gohome”"You'renot THATsick.""You shouldn'tbe having sideeffects from thismed, I think youmight be justimagining it.""You're ahealthy youngwoman, youshouldn't behere so often."“Can youshow methat again?”*for the 7thtime*

Hospital Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "These things are normal, they'll go away once you start having kids” “just your hormones."
  2. “It’s your weight”
  3. “It’s just anxiety”
  4. "We already discussed this thing last time” *refuses to discuss it*
  5. "Oh, you're here again?"
  6. *ignores allergy*
  7. "You need to calm down otherwise we won't help you."
  8. "You just need more sunlight/fresh air."
  9. "You'll grow out of this, you just have to wait."
  10. "I'm sure your headaches will stop once you start looking at screens less."
  11. "You mentioned you don't eat meat? That could explain *extremely unrelated thing*"
  12. “Have you tried exercising?”
  13. "I'd like you to try *specific thing that I'd already tried 3 times before that didn't work*"
  14. “I feel like that would just be a waste of time testing for that”
  15. "I don't believe you"
  16. "I feel like you've been Googling this” (refuses to help)
  17. “Have you tried finding a relaxing hobby?"
  18. “You just need to drink more water”
  19. "You're too young to be suffering from the thing."
  20. “Is there any chance you could be pregnant? We’re gonna test regardless of what you say”
  21. “It’s psychosomatic/in your head”
  22. “It’s just IBS”
  23. "You're probably just under a lot of stress”
  24. “Your tests came back normal, you can go home”
  25. "You're not THAT sick."
  26. "You shouldn't be having side effects from this med, I think you might be just imagining it."
  27. "You're a healthy young woman, you shouldn't be here so often."
  28. “Can you show me that again?” *for the 7th time*