“It’s justanxiety”"I'm sure yourheadaches willstop once youstart looking atscreens less."“Your testscame backnormal, youcan gohome”"You mentionedyou don't eatmeat? Thatcould explain*extremelyunrelated thing*"*ignoresallergy*"I feel likeyou've beenGooglingthis” (refusesto help)"We alreadydiscussed thisthing lasttime” *refusesto discuss it*“It’sjustIBS”"You'll growout of this,you justhave towait.""Oh,you'rehereagain?""You'reprobablyjust under alot of stress”"You shouldn'tbe having sideeffects from thismed, I think youmight be justimagining it."“Have youtried findinga relaxinghobby?""You need tocalm downotherwise wewon't helpyou.""I'd like you totry *specificthing that I'dalready tried 3times before thatdidn't work*"“Can youshow methat again?”*for the 7thtime*“I feel like thatwould just bea waste oftime testingfor that”"You'renot THATsick.""I don'tbelieveyou""You're tooyoung to besufferingfrom thething."“You justneed todrink morewater”“Is there anychance you couldbe pregnant?We’re gonna testregardless ofwhat you say”"These things arenormal, they'll goaway once youstart having kids”“just yourhormones."“It’syourweight”"You justneed moresunlight/freshair.""You're ahealthy youngwoman, youshouldn't behere so often."“Have youtriedexercising?”“It’spsychosomatic/inyour head”“It’s justanxiety”"I'm sure yourheadaches willstop once youstart looking atscreens less."“Your testscame backnormal, youcan gohome”"You mentionedyou don't eatmeat? Thatcould explain*extremelyunrelated thing*"*ignoresallergy*"I feel likeyou've beenGooglingthis” (refusesto help)"We alreadydiscussed thisthing lasttime” *refusesto discuss it*“It’sjustIBS”"You'll growout of this,you justhave towait.""Oh,you'rehereagain?""You'reprobablyjust under alot of stress”"You shouldn'tbe having sideeffects from thismed, I think youmight be justimagining it."“Have youtried findinga relaxinghobby?""You need tocalm downotherwise wewon't helpyou.""I'd like you totry *specificthing that I'dalready tried 3times before thatdidn't work*"“Can youshow methat again?”*for the 7thtime*“I feel like thatwould just bea waste oftime testingfor that”"You'renot THATsick.""I don'tbelieveyou""You're tooyoung to besufferingfrom thething."“You justneed todrink morewater”“Is there anychance you couldbe pregnant?We’re gonna testregardless ofwhat you say”"These things arenormal, they'll goaway once youstart having kids”“just yourhormones."“It’syourweight”"You justneed moresunlight/freshair.""You're ahealthy youngwoman, youshouldn't behere so often."“Have youtriedexercising?”“It’spsychosomatic/inyour head”

Hospital Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “It’s just anxiety”
  2. "I'm sure your headaches will stop once you start looking at screens less."
  3. “Your tests came back normal, you can go home”
  4. "You mentioned you don't eat meat? That could explain *extremely unrelated thing*"
  5. *ignores allergy*
  6. "I feel like you've been Googling this” (refuses to help)
  7. "We already discussed this thing last time” *refuses to discuss it*
  8. “It’s just IBS”
  9. "You'll grow out of this, you just have to wait."
  10. "Oh, you're here again?"
  11. "You're probably just under a lot of stress”
  12. "You shouldn't be having side effects from this med, I think you might be just imagining it."
  13. “Have you tried finding a relaxing hobby?"
  14. "You need to calm down otherwise we won't help you."
  15. "I'd like you to try *specific thing that I'd already tried 3 times before that didn't work*"
  16. “Can you show me that again?” *for the 7th time*
  17. “I feel like that would just be a waste of time testing for that”
  18. "You're not THAT sick."
  19. "I don't believe you"
  20. "You're too young to be suffering from the thing."
  21. “You just need to drink more water”
  22. “Is there any chance you could be pregnant? We’re gonna test regardless of what you say”
  23. "These things are normal, they'll go away once you start having kids” “just your hormones."
  24. “It’s your weight”
  25. "You just need more sunlight/fresh air."
  26. "You're a healthy young woman, you shouldn't be here so often."
  27. “Have you tried exercising?”
  28. “It’s psychosomatic/in your head”