“I feel like thatwould just bea waste oftime testingfor that”"You'renot THATsick.""You're ahealthy youngwoman, youshouldn't behere so often.""These things arenormal, they'll goaway once youstart having kids”“just yourhormones."“Have youtriedexercising?”"You're tooyoung to besufferingfrom thething.""We alreadydiscussed thisthing lasttime” *refusesto discuss it*“It’sjustIBS”“Can youshow methat again?”*for the 7thtime*“It’syourweight”"I feel likeyou've beenGooglingthis” (refusesto help)"I'm sure yourheadaches willstop once youstart looking atscreens less.""You'reprobablyjust under alot of stress”"I don'tbelieveyou""Oh,you'rehereagain?"“Your testscame backnormal, youcan gohome”*ignoresallergy*“You justneed todrink morewater”“It’s justanxiety”"You'll growout of this,you justhave towait.""You justneed moresunlight/freshair.""I'd like you totry *specificthing that I'dalready tried 3times before thatdidn't work*"“It’spsychosomatic/inyour head”“Have youtried findinga relaxinghobby?"“Is there anychance you couldbe pregnant?We’re gonna testregardless ofwhat you say”"You mentionedyou don't eatmeat? Thatcould explain*extremelyunrelated thing*""You need tocalm downotherwise wewon't helpyou.""You shouldn'tbe having sideeffects from thismed, I think youmight be justimagining it."“I feel like thatwould just bea waste oftime testingfor that”"You'renot THATsick.""You're ahealthy youngwoman, youshouldn't behere so often.""These things arenormal, they'll goaway once youstart having kids”“just yourhormones."“Have youtriedexercising?”"You're tooyoung to besufferingfrom thething.""We alreadydiscussed thisthing lasttime” *refusesto discuss it*“It’sjustIBS”“Can youshow methat again?”*for the 7thtime*“It’syourweight”"I feel likeyou've beenGooglingthis” (refusesto help)"I'm sure yourheadaches willstop once youstart looking atscreens less.""You'reprobablyjust under alot of stress”"I don'tbelieveyou""Oh,you'rehereagain?"“Your testscame backnormal, youcan gohome”*ignoresallergy*“You justneed todrink morewater”“It’s justanxiety”"You'll growout of this,you justhave towait.""You justneed moresunlight/freshair.""I'd like you totry *specificthing that I'dalready tried 3times before thatdidn't work*"“It’spsychosomatic/inyour head”“Have youtried findinga relaxinghobby?"“Is there anychance you couldbe pregnant?We’re gonna testregardless ofwhat you say”"You mentionedyou don't eatmeat? Thatcould explain*extremelyunrelated thing*""You need tocalm downotherwise wewon't helpyou.""You shouldn'tbe having sideeffects from thismed, I think youmight be justimagining it."

Hospital Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “I feel like that would just be a waste of time testing for that”
  2. "You're not THAT sick."
  3. "You're a healthy young woman, you shouldn't be here so often."
  4. "These things are normal, they'll go away once you start having kids” “just your hormones."
  5. “Have you tried exercising?”
  6. "You're too young to be suffering from the thing."
  7. "We already discussed this thing last time” *refuses to discuss it*
  8. “It’s just IBS”
  9. “Can you show me that again?” *for the 7th time*
  10. “It’s your weight”
  11. "I feel like you've been Googling this” (refuses to help)
  12. "I'm sure your headaches will stop once you start looking at screens less."
  13. "You're probably just under a lot of stress”
  14. "I don't believe you"
  15. "Oh, you're here again?"
  16. “Your tests came back normal, you can go home”
  17. *ignores allergy*
  18. “You just need to drink more water”
  19. “It’s just anxiety”
  20. "You'll grow out of this, you just have to wait."
  21. "You just need more sunlight/fresh air."
  22. "I'd like you to try *specific thing that I'd already tried 3 times before that didn't work*"
  23. “It’s psychosomatic/in your head”
  24. “Have you tried finding a relaxing hobby?"
  25. “Is there any chance you could be pregnant? We’re gonna test regardless of what you say”
  26. "You mentioned you don't eat meat? That could explain *extremely unrelated thing*"
  27. "You need to calm down otherwise we won't help you."
  28. "You shouldn't be having side effects from this med, I think you might be just imagining it."