"I feel likeyou've beenGooglingthis” (refusesto help)“Your testscame backnormal, youcan gohome”"We alreadydiscussed thisthing lasttime” *refusesto discuss it*"You're ahealthy youngwoman, youshouldn't behere so often."“Have youtriedexercising?”"You justneed moresunlight/freshair.""You'renot THATsick."“Have youtried findinga relaxinghobby?""You'reprobablyjust under alot of stress”*ignoresallergy*“Is there anychance you couldbe pregnant?We’re gonna testregardless ofwhat you say”“Can youshow methat again?”*for the 7thtime*"You mentionedyou don't eatmeat? Thatcould explain*extremelyunrelated thing*"“It’syourweight”“I feel like thatwould just bea waste oftime testingfor that”“It’s justanxiety”"You shouldn'tbe having sideeffects from thismed, I think youmight be justimagining it."“You justneed todrink morewater”"You need tocalm downotherwise wewon't helpyou.""Oh,you'rehereagain?"“It’spsychosomatic/inyour head”“It’sjustIBS”"I'm sure yourheadaches willstop once youstart looking atscreens less.""I don'tbelieveyou""I'd like you totry *specificthing that I'dalready tried 3times before thatdidn't work*""You're tooyoung to besufferingfrom thething.""You'll growout of this,you justhave towait.""These things arenormal, they'll goaway once youstart having kids”“just yourhormones.""I feel likeyou've beenGooglingthis” (refusesto help)“Your testscame backnormal, youcan gohome”"We alreadydiscussed thisthing lasttime” *refusesto discuss it*"You're ahealthy youngwoman, youshouldn't behere so often."“Have youtriedexercising?”"You justneed moresunlight/freshair.""You'renot THATsick."“Have youtried findinga relaxinghobby?""You'reprobablyjust under alot of stress”*ignoresallergy*“Is there anychance you couldbe pregnant?We’re gonna testregardless ofwhat you say”“Can youshow methat again?”*for the 7thtime*"You mentionedyou don't eatmeat? Thatcould explain*extremelyunrelated thing*"“It’syourweight”“I feel like thatwould just bea waste oftime testingfor that”“It’s justanxiety”"You shouldn'tbe having sideeffects from thismed, I think youmight be justimagining it."“You justneed todrink morewater”"You need tocalm downotherwise wewon't helpyou.""Oh,you'rehereagain?"“It’spsychosomatic/inyour head”“It’sjustIBS”"I'm sure yourheadaches willstop once youstart looking atscreens less.""I don'tbelieveyou""I'd like you totry *specificthing that I'dalready tried 3times before thatdidn't work*""You're tooyoung to besufferingfrom thething.""You'll growout of this,you justhave towait.""These things arenormal, they'll goaway once youstart having kids”“just yourhormones."

Hospital Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I feel like you've been Googling this” (refuses to help)
  2. “Your tests came back normal, you can go home”
  3. "We already discussed this thing last time” *refuses to discuss it*
  4. "You're a healthy young woman, you shouldn't be here so often."
  5. “Have you tried exercising?”
  6. "You just need more sunlight/fresh air."
  7. "You're not THAT sick."
  8. “Have you tried finding a relaxing hobby?"
  9. "You're probably just under a lot of stress”
  10. *ignores allergy*
  11. “Is there any chance you could be pregnant? We’re gonna test regardless of what you say”
  12. “Can you show me that again?” *for the 7th time*
  13. "You mentioned you don't eat meat? That could explain *extremely unrelated thing*"
  14. “It’s your weight”
  15. “I feel like that would just be a waste of time testing for that”
  16. “It’s just anxiety”
  17. "You shouldn't be having side effects from this med, I think you might be just imagining it."
  18. “You just need to drink more water”
  19. "You need to calm down otherwise we won't help you."
  20. "Oh, you're here again?"
  21. “It’s psychosomatic/in your head”
  22. “It’s just IBS”
  23. "I'm sure your headaches will stop once you start looking at screens less."
  24. "I don't believe you"
  25. "I'd like you to try *specific thing that I'd already tried 3 times before that didn't work*"
  26. "You're too young to be suffering from the thing."
  27. "You'll grow out of this, you just have to wait."
  28. "These things are normal, they'll go away once you start having kids” “just your hormones."