“I feel like thatwould just bea waste oftime testingfor that”"You shouldn'tbe having sideeffects from thismed, I think youmight be justimagining it.""You mentionedyou don't eatmeat? Thatcould explain*extremelyunrelated thing*"*ignoresallergy*"I'm sure yourheadaches willstop once youstart looking atscreens less.""Oh,you'rehereagain?""You'reprobablyjust under alot of stress”"You need tocalm downotherwise wewon't helpyou."“Have youtried findinga relaxinghobby?""You're ahealthy youngwoman, youshouldn't behere so often."“Can youshow methat again?”*for the 7thtime*"I'd like you totry *specificthing that I'dalready tried 3times before thatdidn't work*"“You justneed todrink morewater”“It’sjustIBS”“It’syourweight”"I don'tbelieveyou"“Have youtriedexercising?”“Your testscame backnormal, youcan gohome”"These things arenormal, they'll goaway once youstart having kids”“just yourhormones.""I feel likeyou've beenGooglingthis” (refusesto help)"You justneed moresunlight/freshair."“Is there anychance you couldbe pregnant?We’re gonna testregardless ofwhat you say”"We alreadydiscussed thisthing lasttime” *refusesto discuss it*"You'll growout of this,you justhave towait."“It’spsychosomatic/inyour head”"You'renot THATsick.""You're tooyoung to besufferingfrom thething."“It’s justanxiety”“I feel like thatwould just bea waste oftime testingfor that”"You shouldn'tbe having sideeffects from thismed, I think youmight be justimagining it.""You mentionedyou don't eatmeat? Thatcould explain*extremelyunrelated thing*"*ignoresallergy*"I'm sure yourheadaches willstop once youstart looking atscreens less.""Oh,you'rehereagain?""You'reprobablyjust under alot of stress”"You need tocalm downotherwise wewon't helpyou."“Have youtried findinga relaxinghobby?""You're ahealthy youngwoman, youshouldn't behere so often."“Can youshow methat again?”*for the 7thtime*"I'd like you totry *specificthing that I'dalready tried 3times before thatdidn't work*"“You justneed todrink morewater”“It’sjustIBS”“It’syourweight”"I don'tbelieveyou"“Have youtriedexercising?”“Your testscame backnormal, youcan gohome”"These things arenormal, they'll goaway once youstart having kids”“just yourhormones.""I feel likeyou've beenGooglingthis” (refusesto help)"You justneed moresunlight/freshair."“Is there anychance you couldbe pregnant?We’re gonna testregardless ofwhat you say”"We alreadydiscussed thisthing lasttime” *refusesto discuss it*"You'll growout of this,you justhave towait."“It’spsychosomatic/inyour head”"You'renot THATsick.""You're tooyoung to besufferingfrom thething."“It’s justanxiety”

Hospital Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “I feel like that would just be a waste of time testing for that”
  2. "You shouldn't be having side effects from this med, I think you might be just imagining it."
  3. "You mentioned you don't eat meat? That could explain *extremely unrelated thing*"
  4. *ignores allergy*
  5. "I'm sure your headaches will stop once you start looking at screens less."
  6. "Oh, you're here again?"
  7. "You're probably just under a lot of stress”
  8. "You need to calm down otherwise we won't help you."
  9. “Have you tried finding a relaxing hobby?"
  10. "You're a healthy young woman, you shouldn't be here so often."
  11. “Can you show me that again?” *for the 7th time*
  12. "I'd like you to try *specific thing that I'd already tried 3 times before that didn't work*"
  13. “You just need to drink more water”
  14. “It’s just IBS”
  15. “It’s your weight”
  16. "I don't believe you"
  17. “Have you tried exercising?”
  18. “Your tests came back normal, you can go home”
  19. "These things are normal, they'll go away once you start having kids” “just your hormones."
  20. "I feel like you've been Googling this” (refuses to help)
  21. "You just need more sunlight/fresh air."
  22. “Is there any chance you could be pregnant? We’re gonna test regardless of what you say”
  23. "We already discussed this thing last time” *refuses to discuss it*
  24. "You'll grow out of this, you just have to wait."
  25. “It’s psychosomatic/in your head”
  26. "You're not THAT sick."
  27. "You're too young to be suffering from the thing."
  28. “It’s just anxiety”