“It’s justanxiety”"I'm sure yourheadaches willstop once youstart looking atscreens less."“It’spsychosomatic/inyour head”"You mentionedyou don't eatmeat? Thatcould explain*extremelyunrelated thing*""You need tocalm downotherwise wewon't helpyou.""We alreadydiscussed thisthing lasttime” *refusesto discuss it*"You shouldn'tbe having sideeffects from thismed, I think youmight be justimagining it."*ignoresallergy*“Have youtried findinga relaxinghobby?"“It’sjustIBS”"You'reprobablyjust under alot of stress”"You're tooyoung to besufferingfrom thething."“Your testscame backnormal, youcan gohome”"You justneed moresunlight/freshair.""These things arenormal, they'll goaway once youstart having kids”“just yourhormones."“Have youtriedexercising?”"You'll growout of this,you justhave towait.""I'd like you totry *specificthing that I'dalready tried 3times before thatdidn't work*""I feel likeyou've beenGooglingthis” (refusesto help)"I don'tbelieveyou""You're ahealthy youngwoman, youshouldn't behere so often.""Oh,you'rehereagain?"“I feel like thatwould just bea waste oftime testingfor that”“It’syourweight”“Is there anychance you couldbe pregnant?We’re gonna testregardless ofwhat you say”“You justneed todrink morewater”"You'renot THATsick."“Can youshow methat again?”*for the 7thtime*“It’s justanxiety”"I'm sure yourheadaches willstop once youstart looking atscreens less."“It’spsychosomatic/inyour head”"You mentionedyou don't eatmeat? Thatcould explain*extremelyunrelated thing*""You need tocalm downotherwise wewon't helpyou.""We alreadydiscussed thisthing lasttime” *refusesto discuss it*"You shouldn'tbe having sideeffects from thismed, I think youmight be justimagining it."*ignoresallergy*“Have youtried findinga relaxinghobby?"“It’sjustIBS”"You'reprobablyjust under alot of stress”"You're tooyoung to besufferingfrom thething."“Your testscame backnormal, youcan gohome”"You justneed moresunlight/freshair.""These things arenormal, they'll goaway once youstart having kids”“just yourhormones."“Have youtriedexercising?”"You'll growout of this,you justhave towait.""I'd like you totry *specificthing that I'dalready tried 3times before thatdidn't work*""I feel likeyou've beenGooglingthis” (refusesto help)"I don'tbelieveyou""You're ahealthy youngwoman, youshouldn't behere so often.""Oh,you'rehereagain?"“I feel like thatwould just bea waste oftime testingfor that”“It’syourweight”“Is there anychance you couldbe pregnant?We’re gonna testregardless ofwhat you say”“You justneed todrink morewater”"You'renot THATsick."“Can youshow methat again?”*for the 7thtime*

Hospital Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “It’s just anxiety”
  2. "I'm sure your headaches will stop once you start looking at screens less."
  3. “It’s psychosomatic/in your head”
  4. "You mentioned you don't eat meat? That could explain *extremely unrelated thing*"
  5. "You need to calm down otherwise we won't help you."
  6. "We already discussed this thing last time” *refuses to discuss it*
  7. "You shouldn't be having side effects from this med, I think you might be just imagining it."
  8. *ignores allergy*
  9. “Have you tried finding a relaxing hobby?"
  10. “It’s just IBS”
  11. "You're probably just under a lot of stress”
  12. "You're too young to be suffering from the thing."
  13. “Your tests came back normal, you can go home”
  14. "You just need more sunlight/fresh air."
  15. "These things are normal, they'll go away once you start having kids” “just your hormones."
  16. “Have you tried exercising?”
  17. "You'll grow out of this, you just have to wait."
  18. "I'd like you to try *specific thing that I'd already tried 3 times before that didn't work*"
  19. "I feel like you've been Googling this” (refuses to help)
  20. "I don't believe you"
  21. "You're a healthy young woman, you shouldn't be here so often."
  22. "Oh, you're here again?"
  23. “I feel like that would just be a waste of time testing for that”
  24. “It’s your weight”
  25. “Is there any chance you could be pregnant? We’re gonna test regardless of what you say”
  26. “You just need to drink more water”
  27. "You're not THAT sick."
  28. “Can you show me that again?” *for the 7th time*