“It’sjustIBS”"We alreadydiscussed thisthing lasttime” *refusesto discuss it*"You shouldn'tbe having sideeffects from thismed, I think youmight be justimagining it.""You mentionedyou don't eatmeat? Thatcould explain*extremelyunrelated thing*"“Have youtriedexercising?”"You justneed moresunlight/freshair."*ignoresallergy*"Oh,you'rehereagain?""You'reprobablyjust under alot of stress”“I feel like thatwould just bea waste oftime testingfor that”"I don'tbelieveyou"“Can youshow methat again?”*for the 7thtime*"I'd like you totry *specificthing that I'dalready tried 3times before thatdidn't work*""You need tocalm downotherwise wewon't helpyou."“It’syourweight”"You're tooyoung to besufferingfrom thething."“It’spsychosomatic/inyour head”"I'm sure yourheadaches willstop once youstart looking atscreens less.""You'renot THATsick.""I feel likeyou've beenGooglingthis” (refusesto help)“Is there anychance you couldbe pregnant?We’re gonna testregardless ofwhat you say”“You justneed todrink morewater”"You'll growout of this,you justhave towait.""You're ahealthy youngwoman, youshouldn't behere so often."“It’s justanxiety”“Have youtried findinga relaxinghobby?"“Your testscame backnormal, youcan gohome”"These things arenormal, they'll goaway once youstart having kids”“just yourhormones."“It’sjustIBS”"We alreadydiscussed thisthing lasttime” *refusesto discuss it*"You shouldn'tbe having sideeffects from thismed, I think youmight be justimagining it.""You mentionedyou don't eatmeat? Thatcould explain*extremelyunrelated thing*"“Have youtriedexercising?”"You justneed moresunlight/freshair."*ignoresallergy*"Oh,you'rehereagain?""You'reprobablyjust under alot of stress”“I feel like thatwould just bea waste oftime testingfor that”"I don'tbelieveyou"“Can youshow methat again?”*for the 7thtime*"I'd like you totry *specificthing that I'dalready tried 3times before thatdidn't work*""You need tocalm downotherwise wewon't helpyou."“It’syourweight”"You're tooyoung to besufferingfrom thething."“It’spsychosomatic/inyour head”"I'm sure yourheadaches willstop once youstart looking atscreens less.""You'renot THATsick.""I feel likeyou've beenGooglingthis” (refusesto help)“Is there anychance you couldbe pregnant?We’re gonna testregardless ofwhat you say”“You justneed todrink morewater”"You'll growout of this,you justhave towait.""You're ahealthy youngwoman, youshouldn't behere so often."“It’s justanxiety”“Have youtried findinga relaxinghobby?"“Your testscame backnormal, youcan gohome”"These things arenormal, they'll goaway once youstart having kids”“just yourhormones."

Hospital Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “It’s just IBS”
  2. "We already discussed this thing last time” *refuses to discuss it*
  3. "You shouldn't be having side effects from this med, I think you might be just imagining it."
  4. "You mentioned you don't eat meat? That could explain *extremely unrelated thing*"
  5. “Have you tried exercising?”
  6. "You just need more sunlight/fresh air."
  7. *ignores allergy*
  8. "Oh, you're here again?"
  9. "You're probably just under a lot of stress”
  10. “I feel like that would just be a waste of time testing for that”
  11. "I don't believe you"
  12. “Can you show me that again?” *for the 7th time*
  13. "I'd like you to try *specific thing that I'd already tried 3 times before that didn't work*"
  14. "You need to calm down otherwise we won't help you."
  15. “It’s your weight”
  16. "You're too young to be suffering from the thing."
  17. “It’s psychosomatic/in your head”
  18. "I'm sure your headaches will stop once you start looking at screens less."
  19. "You're not THAT sick."
  20. "I feel like you've been Googling this” (refuses to help)
  21. “Is there any chance you could be pregnant? We’re gonna test regardless of what you say”
  22. “You just need to drink more water”
  23. "You'll grow out of this, you just have to wait."
  24. "You're a healthy young woman, you shouldn't be here so often."
  25. “It’s just anxiety”
  26. “Have you tried finding a relaxing hobby?"
  27. “Your tests came back normal, you can go home”
  28. "These things are normal, they'll go away once you start having kids” “just your hormones."