I’m gonnahave toscience theshiznit out ofthis.How’s thecrew? What didthey say whenthey found out Iwas alive?I will be slowlykilled by the lawsofthermodynamics.Turns outhe’s alive,our bad!Sincerely,NASACropsaredead.Are yougoing toresign?No.Song-HotStuffI give yousuper nerd,BethJohanssen.He’s notgoing todecompose.BruceNgHow’d thelaunchgo?Watney.In yourface, NeilArmstrong.I get to flyaroundlike IronMan!We found outtwo monthsago anddecided notto tell you.I’m going todip this potatoin vicodin, andnobody’s goingto stop me.It’s onlyBotany-it’s not realscience.I ask for aphoto, andwhat, he’sthe Fonz?I’m not goingto turn thebeat around,I refuse to.YouunderstandI’m yourboss, right?Uh-huh.RichPurnellWooo!!Yes! Yes!(atpathfinder)I am thegreatestbotanist onthis planet.Watneywouldinterceptusing theMAV.Martinez’spersonalitems!Don’t dig upthe big boxof plutonium,Mark.Are youreceivingme? Yes.No.I’m dying forsomethingbig andbeautiful.It’s fromLord ofthe Rings.HexidecimalsAre yousuggestingwe don’t dotheinspections?So, yeah-I blewmyself up.Unfortunatelyall ofCommanderLewis’s discomusic survived.Suitpressure,stable.Youshouldhang upthe phone.Teddy. I’mthedirector ofNasa.I’m gonnaneed achange ofclothes.I’m gonnahave toscience theshiznit out ofthis.How’s thecrew? What didthey say whenthey found out Iwas alive?I will be slowlykilled by the lawsofthermodynamics.Turns outhe’s alive,our bad!Sincerely,NASACropsaredead.Are yougoing toresign?No.Song-HotStuffI give yousuper nerd,BethJohanssen.He’s notgoing todecompose.BruceNgHow’d thelaunchgo?Watney.In yourface, NeilArmstrong.I get to flyaroundlike IronMan!We found outtwo monthsago anddecided notto tell you.I’m going todip this potatoin vicodin, andnobody’s goingto stop me.It’s onlyBotany-it’s not realscience.I ask for aphoto, andwhat, he’sthe Fonz?I’m not goingto turn thebeat around,I refuse to.YouunderstandI’m yourboss, right?Uh-huh.RichPurnellWooo!!Yes! Yes!(atpathfinder)I am thegreatestbotanist onthis planet.Watneywouldinterceptusing theMAV.Martinez’spersonalitems!Don’t dig upthe big boxof plutonium,Mark.Are youreceivingme? Yes.No.I’m dying forsomethingbig andbeautiful.It’s fromLord ofthe Rings.HexidecimalsAre yousuggestingwe don’t dotheinspections?So, yeah-I blewmyself up.Unfortunatelyall ofCommanderLewis’s discomusic survived.Suitpressure,stable.Youshouldhang upthe phone.Teddy. I’mthedirector ofNasa.I’m gonnaneed achange ofclothes.

The Martian - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I’m gonna have to science the shiznit out of this.
  2. How’s the crew? What did they say when they found out I was alive?
  3. I will be slowly killed by the laws of thermodynamics.
  4. Turns out he’s alive, our bad! Sincerely, NASA
  5. Crops are dead.
  6. Are you going to resign? No.
  7. Song- Hot Stuff
  8. I give you super nerd, Beth Johanssen.
  9. He’s not going to decompose.
  10. Bruce Ng
  11. How’d the launch go? Watney.
  12. In your face, Neil Armstrong.
  13. I get to fly around like Iron Man!
  14. We found out two months ago and decided not to tell you.
  15. I’m going to dip this potato in vicodin, and nobody’s going to stop me.
  16. It’s only Botany- it’s not real science.
  17. I ask for a photo, and what, he’s the Fonz?
  18. I’m not going to turn the beat around, I refuse to.
  19. You understand I’m your boss, right? Uh-huh.
  20. Rich Purnell
  21. Wooo!! Yes! Yes! (at pathfinder)
  22. I am the greatest botanist on this planet.
  23. Watney would intercept using the MAV.
  24. … Martinez’s personal items!
  25. Don’t dig up the big box of plutonium, Mark.
  26. Are you receiving me? Yes. No.
  27. I’m dying for something big and beautiful.
  28. It’s from Lord of the Rings.
  29. Hexidecimals
  30. Are you suggesting we don’t do the inspections?
  31. So, yeah- I blew myself up.
  32. Unfortunately all of Commander Lewis’s disco music survived.
  33. Suit pressure, stable.
  34. You should hang up the phone.
  35. Teddy. I’m the director of Nasa.
  36. I’m gonna need a change of clothes.