How’s thecrew? What didthey say whenthey found out Iwas alive?Are yougoing toresign?No.HexidecimalsCropsaredead.I give yousuper nerd,BethJohanssen.I am thegreatestbotanist onthis planet.Unfortunatelyall ofCommanderLewis’s discomusic survived.How’d thelaunchgo?Watney.I’m going todip this potatoin vicodin, andnobody’s goingto stop me.Wooo!!Yes! Yes!(atpathfinder)I ask for aphoto, andwhat, he’sthe Fonz?…Martinez’spersonalitems!So, yeah-I blewmyself up.I’m gonnaneed achange ofclothes.We found outtwo monthsago anddecided notto tell you.BruceNgAre yousuggestingwe don’t dotheinspections?Watneywouldinterceptusing theMAV.YouunderstandI’m yourboss, right?Uh-huh.Are youreceivingme? Yes.No.Don’t dig upthe big boxof plutonium,Mark.I’m dying forsomethingbig andbeautiful.In yourface, NeilArmstrong.It’s fromLord ofthe Rings.I get to flyaroundlike IronMan!I’m not goingto turn thebeat around,I refuse to.I’m gonnahave toscience theshiznit out ofthis.Youshouldhang upthe phone.I will be slowlykilled by the lawsofthermodynamics.It’s onlyBotany-it’s not realscience.RichPurnellTurns outhe’s alive,our bad!Sincerely,NASATeddy. I’mthedirector ofNasa.Song-HotStuffHe’s notgoing todecompose.Suitpressure,stable.How’s thecrew? What didthey say whenthey found out Iwas alive?Are yougoing toresign?No.HexidecimalsCropsaredead.I give yousuper nerd,BethJohanssen.I am thegreatestbotanist onthis planet.Unfortunatelyall ofCommanderLewis’s discomusic survived.How’d thelaunchgo?Watney.I’m going todip this potatoin vicodin, andnobody’s goingto stop me.Wooo!!Yes! Yes!(atpathfinder)I ask for aphoto, andwhat, he’sthe Fonz?…Martinez’spersonalitems!So, yeah-I blewmyself up.I’m gonnaneed achange ofclothes.We found outtwo monthsago anddecided notto tell you.BruceNgAre yousuggestingwe don’t dotheinspections?Watneywouldinterceptusing theMAV.YouunderstandI’m yourboss, right?Uh-huh.Are youreceivingme? Yes.No.Don’t dig upthe big boxof plutonium,Mark.I’m dying forsomethingbig andbeautiful.In yourface, NeilArmstrong.It’s fromLord ofthe Rings.I get to flyaroundlike IronMan!I’m not goingto turn thebeat around,I refuse to.I’m gonnahave toscience theshiznit out ofthis.Youshouldhang upthe phone.I will be slowlykilled by the lawsofthermodynamics.It’s onlyBotany-it’s not realscience.RichPurnellTurns outhe’s alive,our bad!Sincerely,NASATeddy. I’mthedirector ofNasa.Song-HotStuffHe’s notgoing todecompose.Suitpressure,stable.

The Martian - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
  1. How’s the crew? What did they say when they found out I was alive?
  2. Are you going to resign? No.
  3. Hexidecimals
  4. Crops are dead.
  5. I give you super nerd, Beth Johanssen.
  6. I am the greatest botanist on this planet.
  7. Unfortunately all of Commander Lewis’s disco music survived.
  8. How’d the launch go? Watney.
  9. I’m going to dip this potato in vicodin, and nobody’s going to stop me.
  10. Wooo!! Yes! Yes! (at pathfinder)
  11. I ask for a photo, and what, he’s the Fonz?
  12. … Martinez’s personal items!
  13. So, yeah- I blew myself up.
  14. I’m gonna need a change of clothes.
  15. We found out two months ago and decided not to tell you.
  16. Bruce Ng
  17. Are you suggesting we don’t do the inspections?
  18. Watney would intercept using the MAV.
  19. You understand I’m your boss, right? Uh-huh.
  20. Are you receiving me? Yes. No.
  21. Don’t dig up the big box of plutonium, Mark.
  22. I’m dying for something big and beautiful.
  23. In your face, Neil Armstrong.
  24. It’s from Lord of the Rings.
  25. I get to fly around like Iron Man!
  26. I’m not going to turn the beat around, I refuse to.
  27. I’m gonna have to science the shiznit out of this.
  28. You should hang up the phone.
  29. I will be slowly killed by the laws of thermodynamics.
  30. It’s only Botany- it’s not real science.
  31. Rich Purnell
  32. Turns out he’s alive, our bad! Sincerely, NASA
  33. Teddy. I’m the director of Nasa.
  34. Song- Hot Stuff
  35. He’s not going to decompose.
  36. Suit pressure, stable.