Youshouldhang upthe phone.I give yousuper nerd,BethJohanssen.I’m going todip this potatoin vicodin, andnobody’s goingto stop me.Turns outhe’s alive,our bad!Sincerely,NASAHow’s thecrew? What didthey say whenthey found out Iwas alive?Don’t dig upthe big boxof plutonium,Mark.I get to flyaroundlike IronMan!Watneywouldinterceptusing theMAV.Cropsaredead.Song-HotStuffAre youreceivingme? Yes.No.I’m gonnaneed achange ofclothes.Unfortunatelyall ofCommanderLewis’s discomusic survived.I’m dying forsomethingbig andbeautiful.Wooo!!Yes! Yes!(atpathfinder)Martinez’spersonalitems!I am thegreatestbotanist onthis planet.So, yeah-I blewmyself up.YouunderstandI’m yourboss, right?Uh-huh.I’m not goingto turn thebeat around,I refuse to.It’s onlyBotany-it’s not realscience.I will be slowlykilled by the lawsofthermodynamics.HexidecimalsI’m gonnahave toscience theshiznit out ofthis.He’s notgoing todecompose.I ask for aphoto, andwhat, he’sthe Fonz?BruceNgSuitpressure,stable.Are yousuggestingwe don’t dotheinspections?We found outtwo monthsago anddecided notto tell you.RichPurnellAre yougoing toresign?No.How’d thelaunchgo?Watney.In yourface, NeilArmstrong.It’s fromLord ofthe Rings.Teddy. I’mthedirector ofNasa.Youshouldhang upthe phone.I give yousuper nerd,BethJohanssen.I’m going todip this potatoin vicodin, andnobody’s goingto stop me.Turns outhe’s alive,our bad!Sincerely,NASAHow’s thecrew? What didthey say whenthey found out Iwas alive?Don’t dig upthe big boxof plutonium,Mark.I get to flyaroundlike IronMan!Watneywouldinterceptusing theMAV.Cropsaredead.Song-HotStuffAre youreceivingme? Yes.No.I’m gonnaneed achange ofclothes.Unfortunatelyall ofCommanderLewis’s discomusic survived.I’m dying forsomethingbig andbeautiful.Wooo!!Yes! Yes!(atpathfinder)Martinez’spersonalitems!I am thegreatestbotanist onthis planet.So, yeah-I blewmyself up.YouunderstandI’m yourboss, right?Uh-huh.I’m not goingto turn thebeat around,I refuse to.It’s onlyBotany-it’s not realscience.I will be slowlykilled by the lawsofthermodynamics.HexidecimalsI’m gonnahave toscience theshiznit out ofthis.He’s notgoing todecompose.I ask for aphoto, andwhat, he’sthe Fonz?BruceNgSuitpressure,stable.Are yousuggestingwe don’t dotheinspections?We found outtwo monthsago anddecided notto tell you.RichPurnellAre yougoing toresign?No.How’d thelaunchgo?Watney.In yourface, NeilArmstrong.It’s fromLord ofthe Rings.Teddy. I’mthedirector ofNasa.

The Martian - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You should hang up the phone.
  2. I give you super nerd, Beth Johanssen.
  3. I’m going to dip this potato in vicodin, and nobody’s going to stop me.
  4. Turns out he’s alive, our bad! Sincerely, NASA
  5. How’s the crew? What did they say when they found out I was alive?
  6. Don’t dig up the big box of plutonium, Mark.
  7. I get to fly around like Iron Man!
  8. Watney would intercept using the MAV.
  9. Crops are dead.
  10. Song- Hot Stuff
  11. Are you receiving me? Yes. No.
  12. I’m gonna need a change of clothes.
  13. Unfortunately all of Commander Lewis’s disco music survived.
  14. I’m dying for something big and beautiful.
  15. Wooo!! Yes! Yes! (at pathfinder)
  16. … Martinez’s personal items!
  17. I am the greatest botanist on this planet.
  18. So, yeah- I blew myself up.
  19. You understand I’m your boss, right? Uh-huh.
  20. I’m not going to turn the beat around, I refuse to.
  21. It’s only Botany- it’s not real science.
  22. I will be slowly killed by the laws of thermodynamics.
  23. Hexidecimals
  24. I’m gonna have to science the shiznit out of this.
  25. He’s not going to decompose.
  26. I ask for a photo, and what, he’s the Fonz?
  27. Bruce Ng
  28. Suit pressure, stable.
  29. Are you suggesting we don’t do the inspections?
  30. We found out two months ago and decided not to tell you.
  31. Rich Purnell
  32. Are you going to resign? No.
  33. How’d the launch go? Watney.
  34. In your face, Neil Armstrong.
  35. It’s from Lord of the Rings.
  36. Teddy. I’m the director of Nasa.