Your sandboxis like Vegas—whathappens therestays there.That’s amanagedpackageissue.Congratulations!You’vesuccessfullyreinvented Excelin Salesforce.Flow errorsout duringdemo, when itworked fineduring testing.One morefield won’thurt.Salesforcehas a solutionfor that. It’scalled ‘payextra.’Clientreschedulesa call lastminute.Just updateit inProduction.Do we needconsultants?My nephewknows tech.Add thatto thebacklog.Do wereallyneedtraining?Slacknotificationmid-demo.Is it standardfunctionality?Internetissuesduring a keymeeting.Just createa newrecordtype.What do you meanNike Air ForceOne’s are notreimbursable? Ican use them torun!Yes, you canautomatethat, butshould you?Surprisesandboxrefreshneeded.Did youtry it inincognitomode?Whichbrowserare youusing?It’s anenhancement,not a bug.Our dataisn’tmessy,promise!Why do weneed to enableMulti-FactorAuthentication?Oh, that’saSalesforcelimitation.We loveMulti-selectpicklistsIf I submittedmy expensereport on the6th, will I stillget reimbursedon the 7th?We just needsomethingsimple... likeAI-poweredautomation.Attempt todereferencea null objectI thought myallocatedbudget wasa suggestionYour datamodelmakessense… ifyou squint.Can we solvethis with aformula field?Probably not,but let’s tryanyway.Have youtried turningit off and on?Oh wait, it’sthe cloud.We don’thave anyrequirementsyet, but giveus a quote.Can wejust use aformulafield?That’sout ofscope.There's asetting forthatsomewhere.Your org isn’tmessy—it’sjust highlycustomized.Can youdo itwithoutcode?You needa full copysandbox.Quick follow-up" becomesa 30-minutediscussion.What isaSprint?We don’t testinproduction…unless we’refeeling lucky.You didn’tchange theAPI name,right?Anotherundocumentedprocess? Loveto see it.No, you can’tmake it allrequired ANDoptional at thesame time.Can’t we justbuySalesforceand turn iton?We’d likethistomorrow, isthatpossible?Your sandboxis like Vegas—whathappens therestays there.That’s amanagedpackageissue.Congratulations!You’vesuccessfullyreinvented Excelin Salesforce.Flow errorsout duringdemo, when itworked fineduring testing.One morefield won’thurt.Salesforcehas a solutionfor that. It’scalled ‘payextra.’Clientreschedulesa call lastminute.Just updateit inProduction.Do we needconsultants?My nephewknows tech.Add thatto thebacklog.Do wereallyneedtraining?Slacknotificationmid-demo.Is it standardfunctionality?Internetissuesduring a keymeeting.Just createa newrecordtype.What do you meanNike Air ForceOne’s are notreimbursable? Ican use them torun!Yes, you canautomatethat, butshould you?Surprisesandboxrefreshneeded.Did youtry it inincognitomode?Whichbrowserare youusing?It’s anenhancement,not a bug.Our dataisn’tmessy,promise!Why do weneed to enableMulti-FactorAuthentication?Oh, that’saSalesforcelimitation.We loveMulti-selectpicklistsIf I submittedmy expensereport on the6th, will I stillget reimbursedon the 7th?We just needsomethingsimple... likeAI-poweredautomation.Attempt todereferencea null objectI thought myallocatedbudget wasa suggestionYour datamodelmakessense… ifyou squint.Can we solvethis with aformula field?Probably not,but let’s tryanyway.Have youtried turningit off and on?Oh wait, it’sthe cloud.We don’thave anyrequirementsyet, but giveus a quote.Can wejust use aformulafield?That’sout ofscope.There's asetting forthatsomewhere.Your org isn’tmessy—it’sjust highlycustomized.Can youdo itwithoutcode?You needa full copysandbox.Quick follow-up" becomesa 30-minutediscussion.What isaSprint?We don’t testinproduction…unless we’refeeling lucky.You didn’tchange theAPI name,right?Anotherundocumentedprocess? Loveto see it.No, you can’tmake it allrequired ANDoptional at thesame time.Can’t we justbuySalesforceand turn iton?We’d likethistomorrow, isthatpossible?

Fun Phrases We Hear in Consulting & Operations - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your sandbox is like Vegas—what happens there stays there.
  2. That’s a managed package issue.
  3. Congratulations! You’ve successfully reinvented Excel in Salesforce.
  4. Flow errors out during demo, when it worked fine during testing.
  5. One more field won’t hurt.
  6. Salesforce has a solution for that. It’s called ‘pay extra.’
  7. Client reschedules a call last minute.
  8. Just update it in Production.
  9. Do we need consultants? My nephew knows tech.
  10. Add that to the backlog.
  11. Do we really need training?
  12. Slack notification mid-demo.
  13. Is it standard functionality?
  14. Internet issues during a key meeting.
  15. Just create a new record type.
  16. What do you mean Nike Air Force One’s are not reimbursable? I can use them to run!
  17. Yes, you can automate that, but should you?
  18. Surprise sandbox refresh needed.
  19. Did you try it in incognito mode?
  20. Which browser are you using?
  21. It’s an enhancement, not a bug.
  22. Our data isn’t messy, promise!
  23. Why do we need to enable Multi-Factor Authentication?
  24. Oh, that’s a Salesforce limitation.
  25. We love Multi-select picklists
  26. If I submitted my expense report on the 6th, will I still get reimbursed on the 7th?
  27. We just need something simple... like AI-powered automation.
  28. Attempt to dereference a null object
  29. I thought my allocated budget was a suggestion
  30. Your data model makes sense… if you squint.
  31. Can we solve this with a formula field? Probably not, but let’s try anyway.
  32. Have you tried turning it off and on? Oh wait, it’s the cloud.
  33. We don’t have any requirements yet, but give us a quote.
  34. Can we just use a formula field?
  35. That’s out of scope.
  36. There's a setting for that somewhere.
  37. Your org isn’t messy—it’s just highly customized.
  38. Can you do it without code?
  39. You need a full copy sandbox.
  40. Quick follow-up" becomes a 30-minute discussion.
  41. What is a Sprint?
  42. We don’t test in production… unless we’re feeling lucky.
  43. You didn’t change the API name, right?
  44. Another undocumented process? Love to see it.
  45. No, you can’t make it all required AND optional at the same time.
  46. Can’t we just buy Salesforce and turn it on?
  47. We’d like this tomorrow, is that possible?