RandomlyarguesreligiounDoesprecisely whathe accusesothers ofdoing"I'mquittingmusic,forever!"The worldis againstme!Blamesus forruiningsomethingLeavestheserverFunny ESLism(sayssomethingwithoutknowing itsmeaning("I'mdrinkingagain"Complainsabout hislove questMeh/🤷‍♂️STARTSTALKINGIN ALLCAPSSpoutsvaguenonsenseUsesbritishslangRefusesany sortof helpTalks abouta new songwith aplagiarisedtitleLarps as anold britishman (notcountingslang)Complainsaboutsomething inhis grasp beingunattainable"I'mkillingmyself!"SendsunrelatedmemesRandomlybrings upCommunism"Reallisteners! It'sapromotionalcampaign!"Gets mad atsomethinghe did tohimselfTalks abouthis coolfriends hetotally hasWoe is me!(Complainsaboutproblems hedoesnt have)RandomlyarguesreligiounDoesprecisely whathe accusesothers ofdoing"I'mquittingmusic,forever!"The worldis againstme!Blamesus forruiningsomethingLeavestheserverFunny ESLism(sayssomethingwithoutknowing itsmeaning("I'mdrinkingagain"Complainsabout hislove questMeh/🤷‍♂️STARTSTALKINGIN ALLCAPSSpoutsvaguenonsenseUsesbritishslangRefusesany sortof helpTalks abouta new songwith aplagiarisedtitleLarps as anold britishman (notcountingslang)Complainsaboutsomething inhis grasp beingunattainable"I'mkillingmyself!"SendsunrelatedmemesRandomlybrings upCommunism"Reallisteners! It'sapromotionalcampaign!"Gets mad atsomethinghe did tohimselfTalks abouthis coolfriends hetotally hasWoe is me!(Complainsaboutproblems hedoesnt have)

SIMON LACHMAN'S FOOKIN BIBLICAL BREAKDOWN BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. K-Randomly argues religioun
  2. N-Does precisely what he accuses others of doing
  3. K-"I'm quitting music, forever!"
  4. D-The world is against me!
  5. D-Blames us for ruining something
  6. R-Leaves the server
  7. U-Funny ESLism (says something without knowing its meaning(
  8. K-"I'm drinking again"
  9. R-Complains about his love quest
  10. R-Meh/🤷‍♂️
  11. D-STARTS TALKING IN ALL CAPS
  12. K-Spouts vague nonsense
  13. N-Uses british slang
  14. N-Refuses any sort of help
  15. N-Talks about a new song with a plagiarised title
  16. U-Larps as an old british man (not counting slang)
  17. R-Complains about something in his grasp being unattainable
  18. N-"I'm killing myself!"
  19. U-Sends unrelated memes
  20. K-Randomly brings up Communism
  21. U-"Real listeners! It's a promotional campaign!"
  22. D-Gets mad at something he did to himself
  23. D-Talks about his cool friends he totally has
  24. R-Woe is me! (Complains about problems he doesnt have)