RandomlyarguesreligiounTalks abouta new songwith aplagiarisedtitleLarps as anold britishman (notcountingslang)Randomlybrings upCommunismThe worldis againstme!"Reallisteners! It'sapromotionalcampaign!"Gets mad atsomethinghe did tohimselfMeh/🤷‍♂️Doesprecisely whathe accusesothers ofdoingRefusesany sortof helpWoe is me!(Complainsaboutproblems hedoesnt have)Blamesus forruiningsomethingUsesbritishslangComplainsabout hislove questFunny ESLism(sayssomethingwithoutknowing itsmeaning(Talks abouthis coolfriends hetotally hasSpoutsvaguenonsenseComplainsaboutsomething inhis grasp beingunattainable"I'mkillingmyself!"STARTSTALKINGIN ALLCAPSLeavestheserverSendsunrelatedmemes"I'mdrinkingagain""I'mquittingmusic,forever!"RandomlyarguesreligiounTalks abouta new songwith aplagiarisedtitleLarps as anold britishman (notcountingslang)Randomlybrings upCommunismThe worldis againstme!"Reallisteners! It'sapromotionalcampaign!"Gets mad atsomethinghe did tohimselfMeh/🤷‍♂️Doesprecisely whathe accusesothers ofdoingRefusesany sortof helpWoe is me!(Complainsaboutproblems hedoesnt have)Blamesus forruiningsomethingUsesbritishslangComplainsabout hislove questFunny ESLism(sayssomethingwithoutknowing itsmeaning(Talks abouthis coolfriends hetotally hasSpoutsvaguenonsenseComplainsaboutsomething inhis grasp beingunattainable"I'mkillingmyself!"STARTSTALKINGIN ALLCAPSLeavestheserverSendsunrelatedmemes"I'mdrinkingagain""I'mquittingmusic,forever!"

SIMON LACHMAN'S FOOKIN BIBLICAL BREAKDOWN BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. K-Randomly argues religioun
  2. N-Talks about a new song with a plagiarised title
  3. U-Larps as an old british man (not counting slang)
  4. K-Randomly brings up Communism
  5. D-The world is against me!
  6. U-"Real listeners! It's a promotional campaign!"
  7. D-Gets mad at something he did to himself
  8. R-Meh/🤷‍♂️
  9. N-Does precisely what he accuses others of doing
  10. N-Refuses any sort of help
  11. R-Woe is me! (Complains about problems he doesnt have)
  12. D-Blames us for ruining something
  13. N-Uses british slang
  14. R-Complains about his love quest
  15. U-Funny ESLism (says something without knowing its meaning(
  16. D-Talks about his cool friends he totally has
  17. K-Spouts vague nonsense
  18. R-Complains about something in his grasp being unattainable
  19. N-"I'm killing myself!"
  20. D-STARTS TALKING IN ALL CAPS
  21. R-Leaves the server
  22. U-Sends unrelated memes
  23. K-"I'm drinking again"
  24. K-"I'm quitting music, forever!"