Randomlybrings upCommunismBlamesus forruiningsomethingRefusesany sortof helpSpoutsvaguenonsenseComplainsabout hislove quest"I'mquittingmusic,forever!"Gets mad atsomethinghe did tohimselfWoe is me!(Complainsaboutproblems hedoesnt have)"I'mkillingmyself!"Funny ESLism(sayssomethingwithoutknowing itsmeaning(Complainsaboutsomething inhis grasp beingunattainableUsesbritishslangSTARTSTALKINGIN ALLCAPSMeh/🤷‍♂️LeavestheserverTalks abouta new songwith aplagiarisedtitle"I'mdrinkingagain"The worldis againstme!Doesprecisely whathe accusesothers ofdoingTalks abouthis coolfriends hetotally has"Reallisteners! It'sapromotionalcampaign!"Larps as anold britishman (notcountingslang)RandomlyarguesreligiounSendsunrelatedmemesRandomlybrings upCommunismBlamesus forruiningsomethingRefusesany sortof helpSpoutsvaguenonsenseComplainsabout hislove quest"I'mquittingmusic,forever!"Gets mad atsomethinghe did tohimselfWoe is me!(Complainsaboutproblems hedoesnt have)"I'mkillingmyself!"Funny ESLism(sayssomethingwithoutknowing itsmeaning(Complainsaboutsomething inhis grasp beingunattainableUsesbritishslangSTARTSTALKINGIN ALLCAPSMeh/🤷‍♂️LeavestheserverTalks abouta new songwith aplagiarisedtitle"I'mdrinkingagain"The worldis againstme!Doesprecisely whathe accusesothers ofdoingTalks abouthis coolfriends hetotally has"Reallisteners! It'sapromotionalcampaign!"Larps as anold britishman (notcountingslang)RandomlyarguesreligiounSendsunrelatedmemes

SIMON LACHMAN'S FOOKIN BIBLICAL BREAKDOWN BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. K-Randomly brings up Communism
  2. D-Blames us for ruining something
  3. N-Refuses any sort of help
  4. K-Spouts vague nonsense
  5. R-Complains about his love quest
  6. K-"I'm quitting music, forever!"
  7. D-Gets mad at something he did to himself
  8. R-Woe is me! (Complains about problems he doesnt have)
  9. N-"I'm killing myself!"
  10. U-Funny ESLism (says something without knowing its meaning(
  11. R-Complains about something in his grasp being unattainable
  12. N-Uses british slang
  13. D-STARTS TALKING IN ALL CAPS
  14. R-Meh/🤷‍♂️
  15. R-Leaves the server
  16. N-Talks about a new song with a plagiarised title
  17. K-"I'm drinking again"
  18. D-The world is against me!
  19. N-Does precisely what he accuses others of doing
  20. D-Talks about his cool friends he totally has
  21. U-"Real listeners! It's a promotional campaign!"
  22. U-Larps as an old british man (not counting slang)
  23. K-Randomly argues religioun
  24. U-Sends unrelated memes