Woe is me!(Complainsaboutproblems hedoesnt have)Gets mad atsomethinghe did tohimself"Reallisteners! It'sapromotionalcampaign!"Meh/🤷‍♂️Refusesany sortof helpRandomlybrings upCommunismLeavestheserverComplainsaboutsomething inhis grasp beingunattainableComplainsabout hislove quest"I'mdrinkingagain"Doesprecisely whathe accusesothers ofdoingSendsunrelatedmemes"I'mquittingmusic,forever!"Blamesus forruiningsomethingLarps as anold britishman (notcountingslang)STARTSTALKINGIN ALLCAPSFunny ESLism(sayssomethingwithoutknowing itsmeaning(Talks abouthis coolfriends hetotally hasTalks abouta new songwith aplagiarisedtitleRandomlyarguesreligiounThe worldis againstme!Usesbritishslang"I'mkillingmyself!"SpoutsvaguenonsenseWoe is me!(Complainsaboutproblems hedoesnt have)Gets mad atsomethinghe did tohimself"Reallisteners! It'sapromotionalcampaign!"Meh/🤷‍♂️Refusesany sortof helpRandomlybrings upCommunismLeavestheserverComplainsaboutsomething inhis grasp beingunattainableComplainsabout hislove quest"I'mdrinkingagain"Doesprecisely whathe accusesothers ofdoingSendsunrelatedmemes"I'mquittingmusic,forever!"Blamesus forruiningsomethingLarps as anold britishman (notcountingslang)STARTSTALKINGIN ALLCAPSFunny ESLism(sayssomethingwithoutknowing itsmeaning(Talks abouthis coolfriends hetotally hasTalks abouta new songwith aplagiarisedtitleRandomlyarguesreligiounThe worldis againstme!Usesbritishslang"I'mkillingmyself!"Spoutsvaguenonsense

SIMON LACHMAN'S FOOKIN BIBLICAL BREAKDOWN BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. R-Woe is me! (Complains about problems he doesnt have)
  2. D-Gets mad at something he did to himself
  3. U-"Real listeners! It's a promotional campaign!"
  4. R-Meh/🤷‍♂️
  5. N-Refuses any sort of help
  6. K-Randomly brings up Communism
  7. R-Leaves the server
  8. R-Complains about something in his grasp being unattainable
  9. R-Complains about his love quest
  10. K-"I'm drinking again"
  11. N-Does precisely what he accuses others of doing
  12. U-Sends unrelated memes
  13. K-"I'm quitting music, forever!"
  14. D-Blames us for ruining something
  15. U-Larps as an old british man (not counting slang)
  16. D-STARTS TALKING IN ALL CAPS
  17. U-Funny ESLism (says something without knowing its meaning(
  18. D-Talks about his cool friends he totally has
  19. N-Talks about a new song with a plagiarised title
  20. K-Randomly argues religioun
  21. D-The world is against me!
  22. N-Uses british slang
  23. N-"I'm killing myself!"
  24. K-Spouts vague nonsense