Larps as anold britishman (notcountingslang)Talks abouthis coolfriends hetotally has"I'mkillingmyself!"STARTSTALKINGIN ALLCAPSSendsunrelatedmemesTalks abouta new songwith aplagiarisedtitleMeh/🤷‍♂️Blamesus forruiningsomething"I'mquittingmusic,forever!"Randomlybrings upCommunismUsesbritishslangSpoutsvaguenonsense"I'mdrinkingagain""Reallisteners! It'sapromotionalcampaign!"Refusesany sortof helpFunny ESLism(sayssomethingwithoutknowing itsmeaning(RandomlyarguesreligiounThe worldis againstme!Complainsabout hislove questComplainsaboutsomething inhis grasp beingunattainableDoesprecisely whathe accusesothers ofdoingWoe is me!(Complainsaboutproblems hedoesnt have)Gets mad atsomethinghe did tohimselfLeavestheserverLarps as anold britishman (notcountingslang)Talks abouthis coolfriends hetotally has"I'mkillingmyself!"STARTSTALKINGIN ALLCAPSSendsunrelatedmemesTalks abouta new songwith aplagiarisedtitleMeh/🤷‍♂️Blamesus forruiningsomething"I'mquittingmusic,forever!"Randomlybrings upCommunismUsesbritishslangSpoutsvaguenonsense"I'mdrinkingagain""Reallisteners! It'sapromotionalcampaign!"Refusesany sortof helpFunny ESLism(sayssomethingwithoutknowing itsmeaning(RandomlyarguesreligiounThe worldis againstme!Complainsabout hislove questComplainsaboutsomething inhis grasp beingunattainableDoesprecisely whathe accusesothers ofdoingWoe is me!(Complainsaboutproblems hedoesnt have)Gets mad atsomethinghe did tohimselfLeavestheserver

SIMON LACHMAN'S FOOKIN BIBLICAL BREAKDOWN BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. U-Larps as an old british man (not counting slang)
  2. D-Talks about his cool friends he totally has
  3. N-"I'm killing myself!"
  4. D-STARTS TALKING IN ALL CAPS
  5. U-Sends unrelated memes
  6. N-Talks about a new song with a plagiarised title
  7. R-Meh/🤷‍♂️
  8. D-Blames us for ruining something
  9. K-"I'm quitting music, forever!"
  10. K-Randomly brings up Communism
  11. N-Uses british slang
  12. K-Spouts vague nonsense
  13. K-"I'm drinking again"
  14. U-"Real listeners! It's a promotional campaign!"
  15. N-Refuses any sort of help
  16. U-Funny ESLism (says something without knowing its meaning(
  17. K-Randomly argues religioun
  18. D-The world is against me!
  19. R-Complains about his love quest
  20. R-Complains about something in his grasp being unattainable
  21. N-Does precisely what he accuses others of doing
  22. R-Woe is me! (Complains about problems he doesnt have)
  23. D-Gets mad at something he did to himself
  24. R-Leaves the server