"I'mkillingmyself!"Doesprecisely whathe accusesothers ofdoingIgnoresa validpointTalks abouthis coolfriends hetotally hasThe worldis againstme!UsesbritishslangFunny ESLism(sayssomethingwithoutknowing itsmeaning(AdmitsthebotsLeavestheserverRefusesany sortof helpBlamesus forruiningsomethingGets mad atsomethinghe did tohimselfComplainsabout hislove questTalks abouta new songwith aplagiarisedtitleAdmits toAlcoholAddiction(usuallyunwittingly)Complainsaboutsomething inhis grasp beingunattainable"Reallisteners! It'sapromotionalcampaign!"RandomlyarguesreligionSTARTSTALKINGIN ALLCAPSOuroboros,theendlesscircleLarps as anold britishman (notcountingslang)Spoutsvaguenonsense"I'mquittingmusic,forever!"Randomlybrings upCommunismWoe is me!(Complainsaboutproblems hedoesnt have)"I'mdrinkingagain"SendsunrelatedmemesMeh/🤷‍♂️Full AA villainmeltdown,youll know itwhen yousee it"I'mkillingmyself!"Doesprecisely whathe accusesothers ofdoingIgnoresa validpointTalks abouthis coolfriends hetotally hasThe worldis againstme!UsesbritishslangFunny ESLism(sayssomethingwithoutknowing itsmeaning(AdmitsthebotsLeavestheserverRefusesany sortof helpBlamesus forruiningsomethingGets mad atsomethinghe did tohimselfComplainsabout hislove questTalks abouta new songwith aplagiarisedtitleAdmits toAlcoholAddiction(usuallyunwittingly)Complainsaboutsomething inhis grasp beingunattainable"Reallisteners! It'sapromotionalcampaign!"RandomlyarguesreligionSTARTSTALKINGIN ALLCAPSOuroboros,theendlesscircleLarps as anold britishman (notcountingslang)Spoutsvaguenonsense"I'mquittingmusic,forever!"Randomlybrings upCommunismWoe is me!(Complainsaboutproblems hedoesnt have)"I'mdrinkingagain"SendsunrelatedmemesMeh/🤷‍♂️Full AA villainmeltdown,youll know itwhen yousee it

SIMON LACHMAN'S FOOKIN BIBLICAL BREAKDOWN BINGO 2 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I'm killing myself!"
  2. Does precisely what he accuses others of doing
  3. Ignores a valid point
  4. Talks about his cool friends he totally has
  5. The world is against me!
  6. Uses british slang
  7. Funny ESLism (says something without knowing its meaning(
  8. Admits the bots
  9. Leaves the server
  10. Refuses any sort of help
  11. Blames us for ruining something
  12. Gets mad at something he did to himself
  13. Complains about his love quest
  14. Talks about a new song with a plagiarised title
  15. Admits to Alcohol Addiction (usually unwittingly)
  16. Complains about something in his grasp being unattainable
  17. "Real listeners! It's a promotional campaign!"
  18. Randomly argues religion
  19. STARTS TALKING IN ALL CAPS
  20. Ouroboros, the endless circle
  21. Larps as an old british man (not counting slang)
  22. Spouts vague nonsense
  23. "I'm quitting music, forever!"
  24. Randomly brings up Communism
  25. Woe is me! (Complains about problems he doesnt have)
  26. "I'm drinking again"
  27. Sends unrelated memes
  28. Meh/🤷‍♂️
  29. Full AA villain meltdown, youll know it when you see it