Blamesus forruiningsomethingUsesbritishslangLeavestheserverSpoutsvaguenonsenseAdmits toAlcoholAddiction(usuallyunwittingly)Ignoresa validpointRandomlyarguesreligionRefusesany sortof helpDoesprecisely whathe accusesothers ofdoing"I'mkillingmyself!"Gets mad atsomethinghe did tohimselfLarps as anold britishman (notcountingslang)SendsunrelatedmemesComplainsabout hislove questSTARTSTALKINGIN ALLCAPSMeh/🤷‍♂️"I'mdrinkingagain"Complainsaboutsomething inhis grasp beingunattainableTalks abouta new songwith aplagiarisedtitleFunny ESLism(sayssomethingwithoutknowing itsmeaning(Talks abouthis coolfriends hetotally hasAdmitsthebotsWoe is me!(Complainsaboutproblems hedoesnt have)Randomlybrings upCommunism"Reallisteners! It'sapromotionalcampaign!""I'mquittingmusic,forever!"The worldis againstme!Ouroboros,theendlesscircleFull AA villainmeltdown,youll know itwhen yousee itBlamesus forruiningsomethingUsesbritishslangLeavestheserverSpoutsvaguenonsenseAdmits toAlcoholAddiction(usuallyunwittingly)Ignoresa validpointRandomlyarguesreligionRefusesany sortof helpDoesprecisely whathe accusesothers ofdoing"I'mkillingmyself!"Gets mad atsomethinghe did tohimselfLarps as anold britishman (notcountingslang)SendsunrelatedmemesComplainsabout hislove questSTARTSTALKINGIN ALLCAPSMeh/🤷‍♂️"I'mdrinkingagain"Complainsaboutsomething inhis grasp beingunattainableTalks abouta new songwith aplagiarisedtitleFunny ESLism(sayssomethingwithoutknowing itsmeaning(Talks abouthis coolfriends hetotally hasAdmitsthebotsWoe is me!(Complainsaboutproblems hedoesnt have)Randomlybrings upCommunism"Reallisteners! It'sapromotionalcampaign!""I'mquittingmusic,forever!"The worldis againstme!Ouroboros,theendlesscircleFull AA villainmeltdown,youll know itwhen yousee it

SIMON LACHMAN'S FOOKIN BIBLICAL BREAKDOWN BINGO 2 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Blames us for ruining something
  2. Uses british slang
  3. Leaves the server
  4. Spouts vague nonsense
  5. Admits to Alcohol Addiction (usually unwittingly)
  6. Ignores a valid point
  7. Randomly argues religion
  8. Refuses any sort of help
  9. Does precisely what he accuses others of doing
  10. "I'm killing myself!"
  11. Gets mad at something he did to himself
  12. Larps as an old british man (not counting slang)
  13. Sends unrelated memes
  14. Complains about his love quest
  15. STARTS TALKING IN ALL CAPS
  16. Meh/🤷‍♂️
  17. "I'm drinking again"
  18. Complains about something in his grasp being unattainable
  19. Talks about a new song with a plagiarised title
  20. Funny ESLism (says something without knowing its meaning(
  21. Talks about his cool friends he totally has
  22. Admits the bots
  23. Woe is me! (Complains about problems he doesnt have)
  24. Randomly brings up Communism
  25. "Real listeners! It's a promotional campaign!"
  26. "I'm quitting music, forever!"
  27. The world is against me!
  28. Ouroboros, the endless circle
  29. Full AA villain meltdown, youll know it when you see it