If it makesyou feel anybetter, I forgotmy readingglasses."WeSleptIn!""I'm ACriminal."Hey, I'm notafraid anymore! Isaid I'm not afraidanymore! Do youhear me? I'm notafraid anymore!"Kids arescared of thedark.You're afraid ofthe dark, too,Marv.""Did I BurnDown TheJoint? I Don’tThink So."“Bless This HighlyNutritiousMicrowavableMacaroni AndCheese Dinner AndThe People WhoSold It On Sale.AmenMerryChristmas, littlefella. We knowthat you’re inthere, and thatyou’re all alone."How could youhave Christmaswithout aChristmas tree,Mom?"“Kevin!What DidYou Do ToMy Room!?”"NobodyThrows BricksAt Me AndGets AwayWith It!""All the greatones leavetheir mark.We're thewet bandits!""You can say'Hello' whenyou see me.You don’t haveto be afraid.""You're not atall worried thatsomethingmight happento Kevin?""Here we are,Marv. New YorkCity, the Landof Opportunity.Smell that?""What Am ISupposed ToDo, Shake HisHand And Say'Congratulations,You're An Idiot'?""Have A GreatTrip, Bring MeBackSomethingFrench!""CrowbarsUp.""You EverHeard OfThe SouthBend ShovelSlayer?""I don't wanna seeyou again for therest of my wholelife. And I don'twanna seeanybody else,either.""Oh! HeBusted MeRight In MyMouth, Marv!Hey, I'm notafraid anymore! Isaid I'm not afraidanymore! Do youhear me? I'm notafraid anymore!"Fine, I don't wanna bedown there, anyway. Ican't trust anybody inthis family. And youknow what? If I had myown money, I'd go onmy own vacation.*Alone*. Without any ofyou guys.""MerryChristmas littlefella. We knowthat you're inthere and thatyou're all alone."If it makesyou feel anybetter, I forgotmy readingglasses."WeSleptIn!""I'm ACriminal."Hey, I'm notafraid anymore! Isaid I'm not afraidanymore! Do youhear me? I'm notafraid anymore!"Kids arescared of thedark.You're afraid ofthe dark, too,Marv.""Did I BurnDown TheJoint? I Don’tThink So."“Bless This HighlyNutritiousMicrowavableMacaroni AndCheese Dinner AndThe People WhoSold It On Sale.AmenMerryChristmas, littlefella. We knowthat you’re inthere, and thatyou’re all alone."How could youhave Christmaswithout aChristmas tree,Mom?"“Kevin!What DidYou Do ToMy Room!?”"NobodyThrows BricksAt Me AndGets AwayWith It!""All the greatones leavetheir mark.We're thewet bandits!""You can say'Hello' whenyou see me.You don’t haveto be afraid.""You're not atall worried thatsomethingmight happento Kevin?""Here we are,Marv. New YorkCity, the Landof Opportunity.Smell that?""What Am ISupposed ToDo, Shake HisHand And Say'Congratulations,You're An Idiot'?""Have A GreatTrip, Bring MeBackSomethingFrench!""CrowbarsUp.""You EverHeard OfThe SouthBend ShovelSlayer?""I don't wanna seeyou again for therest of my wholelife. And I don'twanna seeanybody else,either.""Oh! HeBusted MeRight In MyMouth, Marv!Hey, I'm notafraid anymore! Isaid I'm not afraidanymore! Do youhear me? I'm notafraid anymore!"Fine, I don't wanna bedown there, anyway. Ican't trust anybody inthis family. And youknow what? If I had myown money, I'd go onmy own vacation.*Alone*. Without any ofyou guys.""MerryChristmas littlefella. We knowthat you're inthere and thatyou're all alone."

Kevin's Antics BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses.
  2. "We Slept In!"
  3. "I'm A Criminal."
  4. Hey, I'm not afraid anymore! I said I'm not afraid anymore! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid anymore!
  5. "Kids are scared of the dark. You're afraid of the dark, too, Marv."
  6. "Did I Burn Down The Joint? I Don’t Think So."
  7. “Bless This Highly Nutritious Microwavable Macaroni And Cheese Dinner And The People Who Sold It On Sale. Amen
  8. Merry Christmas, little fella. We know that you’re in there, and that you’re all alone.
  9. "How could you have Christmas without a Christmas tree, Mom?"
  10. “Kevin! What Did You Do To My Room!?”
  11. "Nobody Throws Bricks At Me And Gets Away With It!"
  12. "All the great ones leave their mark. We're the wet bandits!"
  13. "You can say 'Hello' when you see me. You don’t have to be afraid."
  14. "You're not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?"
  15. "Here we are, Marv. New York City, the Land of Opportunity. Smell that?"
  16. "What Am I Supposed To Do, Shake His Hand And Say 'Congratulations, You're An Idiot'?"
  17. "Have A Great Trip, Bring Me Back Something French!"
  18. "Crowbars Up."
  19. "You Ever Heard Of The South Bend Shovel Slayer?"
  20. "I don't wanna see you again for the rest of my whole life. And I don't wanna see anybody else, either."
  21. "Oh! He Busted Me Right In My Mouth, Marv!
  22. Hey, I'm not afraid anymore! I said I'm not afraid anymore! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid anymore!
  23. "Fine, I don't wanna be down there, anyway. I can't trust anybody in this family. And you know what? If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation. *Alone*. Without any of you guys."
  24. "Merry Christmas little fella. We know that you're in there and that you're all alone."