"How could youhave Christmaswithout aChristmas tree,Mom?""All the greatones leavetheir mark.We're thewet bandits!""MerryChristmas littlefella. We knowthat you're inthere and thatyou're all alone."Hey, I'm notafraid anymore! Isaid I'm not afraidanymore! Do youhear me? I'm notafraid anymore!"You EverHeard OfThe SouthBend ShovelSlayer?""Have A GreatTrip, Bring MeBackSomethingFrench!""I'm ACriminal.""I don't wanna seeyou again for therest of my wholelife. And I don'twanna seeanybody else,either.""What Am ISupposed ToDo, Shake HisHand And Say'Congratulations,You're An Idiot'?"If it makesyou feel anybetter, I forgotmy readingglasses."CrowbarsUp.""You can say'Hello' whenyou see me.You don’t haveto be afraid."“Bless This HighlyNutritiousMicrowavableMacaroni AndCheese Dinner AndThe People WhoSold It On Sale.Amen"Here we are,Marv. New YorkCity, the Landof Opportunity.Smell that?""Kids arescared of thedark.You're afraid ofthe dark, too,Marv."MerryChristmas, littlefella. We knowthat you’re inthere, and thatyou’re all alone."NobodyThrows BricksAt Me AndGets AwayWith It!"“Kevin!What DidYou Do ToMy Room!?”"You're not atall worried thatsomethingmight happento Kevin?""WeSleptIn!""Did I BurnDown TheJoint? I Don’tThink So."Hey, I'm notafraid anymore! Isaid I'm not afraidanymore! Do youhear me? I'm notafraid anymore!"Fine, I don't wanna bedown there, anyway. Ican't trust anybody inthis family. And youknow what? If I had myown money, I'd go onmy own vacation.*Alone*. Without any ofyou guys.""Oh! HeBusted MeRight In MyMouth, Marv!"How could youhave Christmaswithout aChristmas tree,Mom?""All the greatones leavetheir mark.We're thewet bandits!""MerryChristmas littlefella. We knowthat you're inthere and thatyou're all alone."Hey, I'm notafraid anymore! Isaid I'm not afraidanymore! Do youhear me? I'm notafraid anymore!"You EverHeard OfThe SouthBend ShovelSlayer?""Have A GreatTrip, Bring MeBackSomethingFrench!""I'm ACriminal.""I don't wanna seeyou again for therest of my wholelife. And I don'twanna seeanybody else,either.""What Am ISupposed ToDo, Shake HisHand And Say'Congratulations,You're An Idiot'?"If it makesyou feel anybetter, I forgotmy readingglasses."CrowbarsUp.""You can say'Hello' whenyou see me.You don’t haveto be afraid."“Bless This HighlyNutritiousMicrowavableMacaroni AndCheese Dinner AndThe People WhoSold It On Sale.Amen"Here we are,Marv. New YorkCity, the Landof Opportunity.Smell that?""Kids arescared of thedark.You're afraid ofthe dark, too,Marv."MerryChristmas, littlefella. We knowthat you’re inthere, and thatyou’re all alone."NobodyThrows BricksAt Me AndGets AwayWith It!"“Kevin!What DidYou Do ToMy Room!?”"You're not atall worried thatsomethingmight happento Kevin?""WeSleptIn!""Did I BurnDown TheJoint? I Don’tThink So."Hey, I'm notafraid anymore! Isaid I'm not afraidanymore! Do youhear me? I'm notafraid anymore!"Fine, I don't wanna bedown there, anyway. Ican't trust anybody inthis family. And youknow what? If I had myown money, I'd go onmy own vacation.*Alone*. Without any ofyou guys.""Oh! HeBusted MeRight In MyMouth, Marv!

Kevin's Antics BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "How could you have Christmas without a Christmas tree, Mom?"
  2. "All the great ones leave their mark. We're the wet bandits!"
  3. "Merry Christmas little fella. We know that you're in there and that you're all alone."
  4. Hey, I'm not afraid anymore! I said I'm not afraid anymore! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid anymore!
  5. "You Ever Heard Of The South Bend Shovel Slayer?"
  6. "Have A Great Trip, Bring Me Back Something French!"
  7. "I'm A Criminal."
  8. "I don't wanna see you again for the rest of my whole life. And I don't wanna see anybody else, either."
  9. "What Am I Supposed To Do, Shake His Hand And Say 'Congratulations, You're An Idiot'?"
  10. If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses.
  11. "Crowbars Up."
  12. "You can say 'Hello' when you see me. You don’t have to be afraid."
  13. “Bless This Highly Nutritious Microwavable Macaroni And Cheese Dinner And The People Who Sold It On Sale. Amen
  14. "Here we are, Marv. New York City, the Land of Opportunity. Smell that?"
  15. "Kids are scared of the dark. You're afraid of the dark, too, Marv."
  16. Merry Christmas, little fella. We know that you’re in there, and that you’re all alone.
  17. "Nobody Throws Bricks At Me And Gets Away With It!"
  18. “Kevin! What Did You Do To My Room!?”
  19. "You're not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?"
  20. "We Slept In!"
  21. "Did I Burn Down The Joint? I Don’t Think So."
  22. Hey, I'm not afraid anymore! I said I'm not afraid anymore! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid anymore!
  23. "Fine, I don't wanna be down there, anyway. I can't trust anybody in this family. And you know what? If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation. *Alone*. Without any of you guys."
  24. "Oh! He Busted Me Right In My Mouth, Marv!