"All the greatones leavetheir mark.We're thewet bandits!""Kids arescared of thedark.You're afraid ofthe dark, too,Marv."Hey, I'm notafraid anymore! Isaid I'm not afraidanymore! Do youhear me? I'm notafraid anymore!"Here we are,Marv. New YorkCity, the Landof Opportunity.Smell that?""Did I BurnDown TheJoint? I Don’tThink So.""I don't wanna seeyou again for therest of my wholelife. And I don'twanna seeanybody else,either."If it makesyou feel anybetter, I forgotmy readingglasses."How could youhave Christmaswithout aChristmas tree,Mom?""I'm ACriminal.""You EverHeard OfThe SouthBend ShovelSlayer?""You can say'Hello' whenyou see me.You don’t haveto be afraid.""Fine, I don't wanna bedown there, anyway. Ican't trust anybody inthis family. And youknow what? If I had myown money, I'd go onmy own vacation.*Alone*. Without any ofyou guys.""MerryChristmas littlefella. We knowthat you're inthere and thatyou're all alone.""You're not atall worried thatsomethingmight happento Kevin?""CrowbarsUp.""What Am ISupposed ToDo, Shake HisHand And Say'Congratulations,You're An Idiot'?"Hey, I'm notafraid anymore! Isaid I'm not afraidanymore! Do youhear me? I'm notafraid anymore!"Have A GreatTrip, Bring MeBackSomethingFrench!"“Kevin!What DidYou Do ToMy Room!?”"NobodyThrows BricksAt Me AndGets AwayWith It!"MerryChristmas, littlefella. We knowthat you’re inthere, and thatyou’re all alone.“Bless This HighlyNutritiousMicrowavableMacaroni AndCheese Dinner AndThe People WhoSold It On Sale.Amen"WeSleptIn!""Oh! HeBusted MeRight In MyMouth, Marv!"All the greatones leavetheir mark.We're thewet bandits!""Kids arescared of thedark.You're afraid ofthe dark, too,Marv."Hey, I'm notafraid anymore! Isaid I'm not afraidanymore! Do youhear me? I'm notafraid anymore!"Here we are,Marv. New YorkCity, the Landof Opportunity.Smell that?""Did I BurnDown TheJoint? I Don’tThink So.""I don't wanna seeyou again for therest of my wholelife. And I don'twanna seeanybody else,either."If it makesyou feel anybetter, I forgotmy readingglasses."How could youhave Christmaswithout aChristmas tree,Mom?""I'm ACriminal.""You EverHeard OfThe SouthBend ShovelSlayer?""You can say'Hello' whenyou see me.You don’t haveto be afraid.""Fine, I don't wanna bedown there, anyway. Ican't trust anybody inthis family. And youknow what? If I had myown money, I'd go onmy own vacation.*Alone*. Without any ofyou guys.""MerryChristmas littlefella. We knowthat you're inthere and thatyou're all alone.""You're not atall worried thatsomethingmight happento Kevin?""CrowbarsUp.""What Am ISupposed ToDo, Shake HisHand And Say'Congratulations,You're An Idiot'?"Hey, I'm notafraid anymore! Isaid I'm not afraidanymore! Do youhear me? I'm notafraid anymore!"Have A GreatTrip, Bring MeBackSomethingFrench!"“Kevin!What DidYou Do ToMy Room!?”"NobodyThrows BricksAt Me AndGets AwayWith It!"MerryChristmas, littlefella. We knowthat you’re inthere, and thatyou’re all alone.“Bless This HighlyNutritiousMicrowavableMacaroni AndCheese Dinner AndThe People WhoSold It On Sale.Amen"WeSleptIn!""Oh! HeBusted MeRight In MyMouth, Marv!

Kevin's Antics BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "All the great ones leave their mark. We're the wet bandits!"
  2. "Kids are scared of the dark. You're afraid of the dark, too, Marv."
  3. Hey, I'm not afraid anymore! I said I'm not afraid anymore! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid anymore!
  4. "Here we are, Marv. New York City, the Land of Opportunity. Smell that?"
  5. "Did I Burn Down The Joint? I Don’t Think So."
  6. "I don't wanna see you again for the rest of my whole life. And I don't wanna see anybody else, either."
  7. If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses.
  8. "How could you have Christmas without a Christmas tree, Mom?"
  9. "I'm A Criminal."
  10. "You Ever Heard Of The South Bend Shovel Slayer?"
  11. "You can say 'Hello' when you see me. You don’t have to be afraid."
  12. "Fine, I don't wanna be down there, anyway. I can't trust anybody in this family. And you know what? If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation. *Alone*. Without any of you guys."
  13. "Merry Christmas little fella. We know that you're in there and that you're all alone."
  14. "You're not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?"
  15. "Crowbars Up."
  16. "What Am I Supposed To Do, Shake His Hand And Say 'Congratulations, You're An Idiot'?"
  17. Hey, I'm not afraid anymore! I said I'm not afraid anymore! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid anymore!
  18. "Have A Great Trip, Bring Me Back Something French!"
  19. “Kevin! What Did You Do To My Room!?”
  20. "Nobody Throws Bricks At Me And Gets Away With It!"
  21. Merry Christmas, little fella. We know that you’re in there, and that you’re all alone.
  22. “Bless This Highly Nutritious Microwavable Macaroni And Cheese Dinner And The People Who Sold It On Sale. Amen
  23. "We Slept In!"
  24. "Oh! He Busted Me Right In My Mouth, Marv!