"You can say'Hello' whenyou see me.You don’t haveto be afraid.""How could youhave Christmaswithout aChristmas tree,Mom?"Hey, I'm notafraid anymore! Isaid I'm not afraidanymore! Do youhear me? I'm notafraid anymore!MerryChristmas, littlefella. We knowthat you’re inthere, and thatyou’re all alone."Fine, I don't wanna bedown there, anyway. Ican't trust anybody inthis family. And youknow what? If I had myown money, I'd go onmy own vacation.*Alone*. Without any ofyou guys.""You EverHeard OfThe SouthBend ShovelSlayer?""You're not atall worried thatsomethingmight happento Kevin?""Oh! HeBusted MeRight In MyMouth, Marv!"I don't wanna seeyou again for therest of my wholelife. And I don'twanna seeanybody else,either."“Kevin!What DidYou Do ToMy Room!?”"Here we are,Marv. New YorkCity, the Landof Opportunity.Smell that?""MerryChristmas littlefella. We knowthat you're inthere and thatyou're all alone."Hey, I'm notafraid anymore! Isaid I'm not afraidanymore! Do youhear me? I'm notafraid anymore!"CrowbarsUp.""What Am ISupposed ToDo, Shake HisHand And Say'Congratulations,You're An Idiot'?""NobodyThrows BricksAt Me AndGets AwayWith It!""Did I BurnDown TheJoint? I Don’tThink So.""Have A GreatTrip, Bring MeBackSomethingFrench!""WeSleptIn!""All the greatones leavetheir mark.We're thewet bandits!"If it makesyou feel anybetter, I forgotmy readingglasses.“Bless This HighlyNutritiousMicrowavableMacaroni AndCheese Dinner AndThe People WhoSold It On Sale.Amen"Kids arescared of thedark.You're afraid ofthe dark, too,Marv.""I'm ACriminal.""You can say'Hello' whenyou see me.You don’t haveto be afraid.""How could youhave Christmaswithout aChristmas tree,Mom?"Hey, I'm notafraid anymore! Isaid I'm not afraidanymore! Do youhear me? I'm notafraid anymore!MerryChristmas, littlefella. We knowthat you’re inthere, and thatyou’re all alone."Fine, I don't wanna bedown there, anyway. Ican't trust anybody inthis family. And youknow what? If I had myown money, I'd go onmy own vacation.*Alone*. Without any ofyou guys.""You EverHeard OfThe SouthBend ShovelSlayer?""You're not atall worried thatsomethingmight happento Kevin?""Oh! HeBusted MeRight In MyMouth, Marv!"I don't wanna seeyou again for therest of my wholelife. And I don'twanna seeanybody else,either."“Kevin!What DidYou Do ToMy Room!?”"Here we are,Marv. New YorkCity, the Landof Opportunity.Smell that?""MerryChristmas littlefella. We knowthat you're inthere and thatyou're all alone."Hey, I'm notafraid anymore! Isaid I'm not afraidanymore! Do youhear me? I'm notafraid anymore!"CrowbarsUp.""What Am ISupposed ToDo, Shake HisHand And Say'Congratulations,You're An Idiot'?""NobodyThrows BricksAt Me AndGets AwayWith It!""Did I BurnDown TheJoint? I Don’tThink So.""Have A GreatTrip, Bring MeBackSomethingFrench!""WeSleptIn!""All the greatones leavetheir mark.We're thewet bandits!"If it makesyou feel anybetter, I forgotmy readingglasses.“Bless This HighlyNutritiousMicrowavableMacaroni AndCheese Dinner AndThe People WhoSold It On Sale.Amen"Kids arescared of thedark.You're afraid ofthe dark, too,Marv.""I'm ACriminal."

Kevin's Antics BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "You can say 'Hello' when you see me. You don’t have to be afraid."
  2. "How could you have Christmas without a Christmas tree, Mom?"
  3. Hey, I'm not afraid anymore! I said I'm not afraid anymore! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid anymore!
  4. Merry Christmas, little fella. We know that you’re in there, and that you’re all alone.
  5. "Fine, I don't wanna be down there, anyway. I can't trust anybody in this family. And you know what? If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation. *Alone*. Without any of you guys."
  6. "You Ever Heard Of The South Bend Shovel Slayer?"
  7. "You're not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?"
  8. "Oh! He Busted Me Right In My Mouth, Marv!
  9. "I don't wanna see you again for the rest of my whole life. And I don't wanna see anybody else, either."
  10. “Kevin! What Did You Do To My Room!?”
  11. "Here we are, Marv. New York City, the Land of Opportunity. Smell that?"
  12. "Merry Christmas little fella. We know that you're in there and that you're all alone."
  13. Hey, I'm not afraid anymore! I said I'm not afraid anymore! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid anymore!
  14. "Crowbars Up."
  15. "What Am I Supposed To Do, Shake His Hand And Say 'Congratulations, You're An Idiot'?"
  16. "Nobody Throws Bricks At Me And Gets Away With It!"
  17. "Did I Burn Down The Joint? I Don’t Think So."
  18. "Have A Great Trip, Bring Me Back Something French!"
  19. "We Slept In!"
  20. "All the great ones leave their mark. We're the wet bandits!"
  21. If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses.
  22. “Bless This Highly Nutritious Microwavable Macaroni And Cheese Dinner And The People Who Sold It On Sale. Amen
  23. "Kids are scared of the dark. You're afraid of the dark, too, Marv."
  24. "I'm A Criminal."