"Kids arescared of thedark.You're afraid ofthe dark, too,Marv.""How could youhave Christmaswithout aChristmas tree,Mom?""NobodyThrows BricksAt Me AndGets AwayWith It!""WeSleptIn!"Hey, I'm notafraid anymore! Isaid I'm not afraidanymore! Do youhear me? I'm notafraid anymore!"CrowbarsUp.""I'm ACriminal."Hey, I'm notafraid anymore! Isaid I'm not afraidanymore! Do youhear me? I'm notafraid anymore!"Did I BurnDown TheJoint? I Don’tThink So.""All the greatones leavetheir mark.We're thewet bandits!""Have A GreatTrip, Bring MeBackSomethingFrench!"MerryChristmas, littlefella. We knowthat you’re inthere, and thatyou’re all alone."Oh! HeBusted MeRight In MyMouth, Marv!"MerryChristmas littlefella. We knowthat you're inthere and thatyou're all alone.""Fine, I don't wanna bedown there, anyway. Ican't trust anybody inthis family. And youknow what? If I had myown money, I'd go onmy own vacation.*Alone*. Without any ofyou guys."“Kevin!What DidYou Do ToMy Room!?”"You EverHeard OfThe SouthBend ShovelSlayer?""You can say'Hello' whenyou see me.You don’t haveto be afraid."“Bless This HighlyNutritiousMicrowavableMacaroni AndCheese Dinner AndThe People WhoSold It On Sale.Amen"What Am ISupposed ToDo, Shake HisHand And Say'Congratulations,You're An Idiot'?""Here we are,Marv. New YorkCity, the Landof Opportunity.Smell that?"If it makesyou feel anybetter, I forgotmy readingglasses."You're not atall worried thatsomethingmight happento Kevin?""I don't wanna seeyou again for therest of my wholelife. And I don'twanna seeanybody else,either.""Kids arescared of thedark.You're afraid ofthe dark, too,Marv.""How could youhave Christmaswithout aChristmas tree,Mom?""NobodyThrows BricksAt Me AndGets AwayWith It!""WeSleptIn!"Hey, I'm notafraid anymore! Isaid I'm not afraidanymore! Do youhear me? I'm notafraid anymore!"CrowbarsUp.""I'm ACriminal."Hey, I'm notafraid anymore! Isaid I'm not afraidanymore! Do youhear me? I'm notafraid anymore!"Did I BurnDown TheJoint? I Don’tThink So.""All the greatones leavetheir mark.We're thewet bandits!""Have A GreatTrip, Bring MeBackSomethingFrench!"MerryChristmas, littlefella. We knowthat you’re inthere, and thatyou’re all alone."Oh! HeBusted MeRight In MyMouth, Marv!"MerryChristmas littlefella. We knowthat you're inthere and thatyou're all alone.""Fine, I don't wanna bedown there, anyway. Ican't trust anybody inthis family. And youknow what? If I had myown money, I'd go onmy own vacation.*Alone*. Without any ofyou guys."“Kevin!What DidYou Do ToMy Room!?”"You EverHeard OfThe SouthBend ShovelSlayer?""You can say'Hello' whenyou see me.You don’t haveto be afraid."“Bless This HighlyNutritiousMicrowavableMacaroni AndCheese Dinner AndThe People WhoSold It On Sale.Amen"What Am ISupposed ToDo, Shake HisHand And Say'Congratulations,You're An Idiot'?""Here we are,Marv. New YorkCity, the Landof Opportunity.Smell that?"If it makesyou feel anybetter, I forgotmy readingglasses."You're not atall worried thatsomethingmight happento Kevin?""I don't wanna seeyou again for therest of my wholelife. And I don'twanna seeanybody else,either."

Kevin's Antics BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Kids are scared of the dark. You're afraid of the dark, too, Marv."
  2. "How could you have Christmas without a Christmas tree, Mom?"
  3. "Nobody Throws Bricks At Me And Gets Away With It!"
  4. "We Slept In!"
  5. Hey, I'm not afraid anymore! I said I'm not afraid anymore! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid anymore!
  6. "Crowbars Up."
  7. "I'm A Criminal."
  8. Hey, I'm not afraid anymore! I said I'm not afraid anymore! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid anymore!
  9. "Did I Burn Down The Joint? I Don’t Think So."
  10. "All the great ones leave their mark. We're the wet bandits!"
  11. "Have A Great Trip, Bring Me Back Something French!"
  12. Merry Christmas, little fella. We know that you’re in there, and that you’re all alone.
  13. "Oh! He Busted Me Right In My Mouth, Marv!
  14. "Merry Christmas little fella. We know that you're in there and that you're all alone."
  15. "Fine, I don't wanna be down there, anyway. I can't trust anybody in this family. And you know what? If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation. *Alone*. Without any of you guys."
  16. “Kevin! What Did You Do To My Room!?”
  17. "You Ever Heard Of The South Bend Shovel Slayer?"
  18. "You can say 'Hello' when you see me. You don’t have to be afraid."
  19. “Bless This Highly Nutritious Microwavable Macaroni And Cheese Dinner And The People Who Sold It On Sale. Amen
  20. "What Am I Supposed To Do, Shake His Hand And Say 'Congratulations, You're An Idiot'?"
  21. "Here we are, Marv. New York City, the Land of Opportunity. Smell that?"
  22. If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses.
  23. "You're not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?"
  24. "I don't wanna see you again for the rest of my whole life. And I don't wanna see anybody else, either."