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BAD DAD JOKE BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. an im-pasta
  2. you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish
  3. they seem shady
  4. ca-shew
  5. she got a hole in one
  6. the waiter
  7. they use a honeycomb
  8. It got mugged
  9. open-toad
  10. a re-tail store
  11. B
  12. they plan-it
  13. on the dark side
  14. with Chex
  15. a roam-in numeral
  16. you bring them flours
  17. I don't know, but the flag is a big plus
  18. neigh-palm
  19. No Ikea
  20. there were too many strings attached
  21. it's bacon
  22. Cell phones
  23. Tide
  24. use BIG words
  25. he put it on his bill
  26. cap-sizing
  27. It's a total rip off
  28. a gummy bear
  29. they're a pain in the neck
  30. igloos it together
  31. prime-mates
  32. because he doesn't want to be spotted
  33. it was two tired
  34. she kept running away from the ball
  35. cattle-logs
  36. Sir Cumference
  37. you rock it
  38. an abdominal snowman
  39. dam
  40. it saw the ocean's bottom
  41. the baaa-haaamas
  42. with a croc-pot
  43. it got mugged
  44. They work on so many levels
  45. royalty
  46. with string cheese
  47. they are always stuffed
  48. she pushes it
  49. it ensures you end up in the cast
  50. they have drumsticks
  51. it got repossessed
  52. quacks in your pavement
  53. it gets jalepeno business
  54. a private tooter
  55. Right, left and the front ear
  56. he's low-key
  57. ground beef
  58. all of them
  59. sometimes they have to draw blood
  60. there is no point to it
  61. Na
  62. Bi-son
  63. they're his watchdogs
  64. yeah, it's the wurst
  65. The punchline becomes apparent
  66. you let that sink in