It's atotal ripoffshe gota holein onethey use ahoneycombthere isno pointto itRight, leftand thefront earSirCumferencewith acroc-potwithstringcheeseTideit wastwotiredbecausehe doesn'twant to bespottedthey arealwaysstuffedwithChexanim-pastaIt gotmuggedit gotrepossessedThepunchlinebecomesapparentgroundbeefquacks inyourpavementtheyplan-itagummybearcattle-logshe'slow-keyall ofthemhe putit onhis billa re-tailstoreshe keptrunningaway fromthe ballopen-toadthey're apain inthe neckca-shewyou letthatsink inThey workon somanylevelsaprivatetootercap-sizingyeah,it's thewurstBi-sonyourock ityou bringthemfloursanabdominalsnowmanuseBIGwordsshepushesitthey're hiswatchdogsit'sbaconit getsjalepenobusinessprime-matesa roam-innumeralon thedarksideyou can tunea piano butyou can'ttuna fishneigh-palmit gotmuggedBthebaaa-haaamasit ensuresyou endup in thecastdamNoIkeathere weretoo manystringsattachedroyaltyI don'tknow, butthe flag isa big plusit saw theocean'sbottomthey havedrumstickstheyseemshadyigloos ittogethersometimesthey haveto drawbloodNathewaiterCellphonesIt's atotal ripoffshe gota holein onethey use ahoneycombthere isno pointto itRight, leftand thefront earSirCumferencewith acroc-potwithstringcheeseTideit wastwotiredbecausehe doesn'twant to bespottedthey arealwaysstuffedwithChexanim-pastaIt gotmuggedit gotrepossessedThepunchlinebecomesapparentgroundbeefquacks inyourpavementtheyplan-itagummybearcattle-logshe'slow-keyall ofthemhe putit onhis billa re-tailstoreshe keptrunningaway fromthe ballopen-toadthey're apain inthe neckca-shewyou letthatsink inThey workon somanylevelsaprivatetootercap-sizingyeah,it's thewurstBi-sonyourock ityou bringthemfloursanabdominalsnowmanuseBIGwordsshepushesitthey're hiswatchdogsit'sbaconit getsjalepenobusinessprime-matesa roam-innumeralon thedarksideyou can tunea piano butyou can'ttuna fishneigh-palmit gotmuggedBthebaaa-haaamasit ensuresyou endup in thecastdamNoIkeathere weretoo manystringsattachedroyaltyI don'tknow, butthe flag isa big plusit saw theocean'sbottomthey havedrumstickstheyseemshadyigloos ittogethersometimesthey haveto drawbloodNathewaiterCellphones

BAD DAD JOKE BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. It's a total rip off
  2. she got a hole in one
  3. they use a honeycomb
  4. there is no point to it
  5. Right, left and the front ear
  6. Sir Cumference
  7. with a croc-pot
  8. with string cheese
  9. Tide
  10. it was two tired
  11. because he doesn't want to be spotted
  12. they are always stuffed
  13. with Chex
  14. an im-pasta
  15. It got mugged
  16. it got repossessed
  17. The punchline becomes apparent
  18. ground beef
  19. quacks in your pavement
  20. they plan-it
  21. a gummy bear
  22. cattle-logs
  23. he's low-key
  24. all of them
  25. he put it on his bill
  26. a re-tail store
  27. she kept running away from the ball
  28. open-toad
  29. they're a pain in the neck
  30. ca-shew
  31. you let that sink in
  32. They work on so many levels
  33. a private tooter
  34. cap-sizing
  35. yeah, it's the wurst
  36. Bi-son
  37. you rock it
  38. you bring them flours
  39. an abdominal snowman
  40. use BIG words
  41. she pushes it
  42. they're his watchdogs
  43. it's bacon
  44. it gets jalepeno business
  45. prime-mates
  46. a roam-in numeral
  47. on the dark side
  48. you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish
  49. neigh-palm
  50. it got mugged
  51. B
  52. the baaa-haaamas
  53. it ensures you end up in the cast
  54. dam
  55. No Ikea
  56. there were too many strings attached
  57. royalty
  58. I don't know, but the flag is a big plus
  59. it saw the ocean's bottom
  60. they have drumsticks
  61. they seem shady
  62. igloos it together
  63. sometimes they have to draw blood
  64. Na
  65. the waiter
  66. Cell phones