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BAD DAD JOKE BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. he's low-key
  2. the baaa-haaamas
  3. a re-tail store
  4. prime-mates
  5. open-toad
  6. you let that sink in
  7. it gets jalepeno business
  8. sometimes they have to draw blood
  9. Cell phones
  10. they are always stuffed
  11. he put it on his bill
  12. use BIG words
  13. you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish
  14. Right, left and the front ear
  15. an arm and a leg
  16. Na
  17. all of them
  18. they always have new buds
  19. they seem shady
  20. it was two tired
  21. an octo-puss
  22. No Ikea
  23. igloos it together
  24. ca-shew
  25. it ensures you end up in the cast
  26. there is no point to it
  27. she pushes it
  28. dam
  29. Sir Cumference
  30. a pan-duh
  31. you bring them flours
  32. the waiter
  33. they use a honeycomb
  34. cap-sizing
  35. It's a total rip off
  36. quacks in your pavement
  37. a gummy bear
  38. The punchline becomes apparent
  39. they plan-it
  40. they're his watchdogs
  41. with string cheese
  42. Bi-son
  43. they're a pain in the neck
  44. Lucky Charms
  45. she kept running away from the ball
  46. ten tickles
  47. an abdominal snowman
  48. sign language
  49. a private tooter
  50. cattle-logs
  51. nevermind, it's tearable
  52. They work on so many levels
  53. with Chex
  54. pop music
  55. neigh-palm
  56. 50 cent featuring Nickelback
  57. it saw the ocean's bottom
  58. with a croc-pot
  59. Furious George
  60. she got a hole in one
  61. an im-pasta
  62. they have drumsticks
  63. it's bacon
  64. B
  65. there were too many strings attached
  66. on the dark side
  67. They're both paris-sites
  68. a neigh- bour
  69. Tide
  70. because he doesn't want to be spotted
  71. it got repossessed
  72. ground beef
  73. I don't know, but the flag is a big plus
  74. it got mugged
  75. a roam-in numeral