They'rebothparis-sitesit gotmuggedit getsjalepenobusinesssignlanguagethere weretoo manystringsattachedRight, leftand thefront earit gotrepossessedtheyplan-itit ensuresyou endup in thecastit saw theocean'sbottomdamNoIkeatheyalwayshave newbudsall ofthemFuriousGeorgean armand aleg they arealwaysstuffedthey're apain inthe neckca-shewyou letthatsink inyou bringthemfloursthere isno pointto ittentickleswithstringcheeseigloos ittogetherThey workon somanylevelsanim-pastaanocto-pusssometimesthey haveto drawbloodprime-mateswithChexyou can tunea piano butyou can'ttuna fishanabdominalsnowmancap-sizingCellphonesTideI don'tknow, butthe flag isa big plusgroundbeefa re-tailstoreshe gota holein oneopen-toadneigh-palmwith acroc-potbecausehe doesn'twant to bespottedBi-sonThepunchlinebecomesapparentit wastwotireda roam-innumeralhe'slow-keyIt's atotal ripoffthewaiteraneigh-bouraprivatetooterhe putit onhis billthey use ahoneycombagummybearpopmusicLuckyCharmsBa pan-duhNathebaaa-haaamasit'sbaconuseBIGwordsquacks inyourpavementthey're hiswatchdogsnevermind,it'stearabletheyseemshadythey havedrumsticksshe keptrunningaway fromthe ballshepushesit50 centfeaturingNickelbackSirCumferencecattle-logson thedarksideThey'rebothparis-sitesit gotmuggedit getsjalepenobusinesssignlanguagethere weretoo manystringsattachedRight, leftand thefront earit gotrepossessedtheyplan-itit ensuresyou endup in thecastit saw theocean'sbottomdamNoIkeatheyalwayshave newbudsall ofthemFuriousGeorgean armand aleg they arealwaysstuffedthey're apain inthe neckca-shewyou letthatsink inyou bringthemfloursthere isno pointto ittentickleswithstringcheeseigloos ittogetherThey workon somanylevelsanim-pastaanocto-pusssometimesthey haveto drawbloodprime-mateswithChexyou can tunea piano butyou can'ttuna fishanabdominalsnowmancap-sizingCellphonesTideI don'tknow, butthe flag isa big plusgroundbeefa re-tailstoreshe gota holein oneopen-toadneigh-palmwith acroc-potbecausehe doesn'twant to bespottedBi-sonThepunchlinebecomesapparentit wastwotireda roam-innumeralhe'slow-keyIt's atotal ripoffthewaiteraneigh-bouraprivatetooterhe putit onhis billthey use ahoneycombagummybearpopmusicLuckyCharmsBa pan-duhNathebaaa-haaamasit'sbaconuseBIGwordsquacks inyourpavementthey're hiswatchdogsnevermind,it'stearabletheyseemshadythey havedrumsticksshe keptrunningaway fromthe ballshepushesit50 centfeaturingNickelbackSirCumferencecattle-logson thedarkside

BAD DAD JOKE BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. They're both paris-sites
  2. it got mugged
  3. it gets jalepeno business
  4. sign language
  5. there were too many strings attached
  6. Right, left and the front ear
  7. it got repossessed
  8. they plan-it
  9. it ensures you end up in the cast
  10. it saw the ocean's bottom
  11. dam
  12. No Ikea
  13. they always have new buds
  14. all of them
  15. Furious George
  16. an arm and a leg
  17. they are always stuffed
  18. they're a pain in the neck
  19. ca-shew
  20. you let that sink in
  21. you bring them flours
  22. there is no point to it
  23. ten tickles
  24. with string cheese
  25. igloos it together
  26. They work on so many levels
  27. an im-pasta
  28. an octo-puss
  29. sometimes they have to draw blood
  30. prime-mates
  31. with Chex
  32. you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish
  33. an abdominal snowman
  34. cap-sizing
  35. Cell phones
  36. Tide
  37. I don't know, but the flag is a big plus
  38. ground beef
  39. a re-tail store
  40. she got a hole in one
  41. open-toad
  42. neigh-palm
  43. with a croc-pot
  44. because he doesn't want to be spotted
  45. Bi-son
  46. The punchline becomes apparent
  47. it was two tired
  48. a roam-in numeral
  49. he's low-key
  50. It's a total rip off
  51. the waiter
  52. a neigh- bour
  53. a private tooter
  54. he put it on his bill
  55. they use a honeycomb
  56. a gummy bear
  57. pop music
  58. Lucky Charms
  59. B
  60. a pan-duh
  61. Na
  62. the baaa-haaamas
  63. it's bacon
  64. use BIG words
  65. quacks in your pavement
  66. they're his watchdogs
  67. nevermind, it's tearable
  68. they seem shady
  69. they have drumsticks
  70. she kept running away from the ball
  71. she pushes it
  72. 50 cent featuring Nickelback
  73. Sir Cumference
  74. cattle-logs
  75. on the dark side