We're gonnahave thehap-hap-happiestChristmas!You smelllike beefandcheeseThere's acertain magicthat comesfrom the firstsnowKeep thechange,ya filthyanimalYou'llshootyour eyeout!Then why'sthe carpet allwet Todd? Idon't knowMargot!I believe, Ibelieve, it'ssilly, but IbelieveYou put onthe suit,you're thebig guyPut on thesuit, thereindeerknow what todoWe elves stickto the four mainfood groups.Candy, CandyCanes, Candycorn, and syrupI neverthought itwas such abad littletree.A toy isnever trulyhappy until itis loved by achildIf I woke uptomorrow withmy head sewnto the carpet Iwouldn't bemore surprisedNow I havea machinegun. Ho HoHoWhat ifChristmas,he thought,doesn't comefrom a storeWatch outfor theyellow ones,they don'tstop.Does a milliondollars exist?How do youknow if you'venever seen it?Can I refill youreggnog for you?Get you somethingto eat? Drive youout to the middle ofnowhere and leaveyou for dead?Will you pleasetell Santa,instead ofpresents thisyear, I just wantmy family back.I'm a cottonheadedninnymugginsEvery time abell rings, anangel getsits wingsCome out tothe coast,we'll gettogether, havea few laughsKevin!We'reskippingChristmasIsn't thereanyone whoknows whatChristmas isall about?I mademy familydisappearWhen Iwake up, I'mgetting aCAT scan!You want themoon? Just saythe word and I'llthrow a lassoaround it andpull it down.A gift forthat'special'someoneThe best way tospreadChristmascheer is singingloud for all tohearIt's Christmas Eve.It's the one night ofthe year when weall act a little nicer,we smile a littleeasier.We're gonnahave thehap-hap-happiestChristmas!You smelllike beefandcheeseThere's acertain magicthat comesfrom the firstsnowKeep thechange,ya filthyanimalYou'llshootyour eyeout!Then why'sthe carpet allwet Todd? Idon't knowMargot!I believe, Ibelieve, it'ssilly, but IbelieveYou put onthe suit,you're thebig guyPut on thesuit, thereindeerknow what todoWe elves stickto the four mainfood groups.Candy, CandyCanes, Candycorn, and syrupI neverthought itwas such abad littletree.A toy isnever trulyhappy until itis loved by achildIf I woke uptomorrow withmy head sewnto the carpet Iwouldn't bemore surprisedNow I havea machinegun. Ho HoHoWhat ifChristmas,he thought,doesn't comefrom a storeWatch outfor theyellow ones,they don'tstop.Does a milliondollars exist?How do youknow if you'venever seen it?Can I refill youreggnog for you?Get you somethingto eat? Drive youout to the middle ofnowhere and leaveyou for dead?Will you pleasetell Santa,instead ofpresents thisyear, I just wantmy family back.I'm a cottonheadedninnymugginsEvery time abell rings, anangel getsits wingsCome out tothe coast,we'll gettogether, havea few laughsKevin!We'reskippingChristmasIsn't thereanyone whoknows whatChristmas isall about?I mademy familydisappearWhen Iwake up, I'mgetting aCAT scan!You want themoon? Just saythe word and I'llthrow a lassoaround it andpull it down.A gift forthat'special'someoneThe best way tospreadChristmascheer is singingloud for all tohearIt's Christmas Eve.It's the one night ofthe year when weall act a little nicer,we smile a littleeasier.

Christmas movie quotes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas!
  2. You smell like beef and cheese
  3. There's a certain magic that comes from the first snow
  4. Keep the change, ya filthy animal
  5. You'll shoot your eye out!
  6. Then why's the carpet all wet Todd? I don't know Margot!
  7. I believe, I believe, it's silly, but I believe
  8. You put on the suit, you're the big guy
  9. Put on the suit, the reindeer know what to do
  10. We elves stick to the four main food groups. Candy, Candy Canes, Candy corn, and syrup
  11. I never thought it was such a bad little tree.
  12. A toy is never truly happy until it is loved by a child
  13. If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised
  14. Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho
  15. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store
  16. Watch out for the yellow ones, they don't stop.
  17. Does a million dollars exist? How do you know if you've never seen it?
  18. Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
  19. Will you please tell Santa, instead of presents this year, I just want my family back.
  20. I'm a cotton headed ninny muggins
  21. Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings
  22. Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs
  23. Kevin!
  24. We're skipping Christmas
  25. Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?
  26. I made my family disappear
  27. When I wake up, I'm getting a CAT scan!
  28. You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
  29. A gift for that 'special' someone
  30. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear
  31. It's Christmas Eve. It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier.