When Iwake up, I'mgetting aCAT scan!It's Christmas Eve.It's the one night ofthe year when weall act a little nicer,we smile a littleeasier.I neverthought itwas such abad littletree.Watch outfor theyellow ones,they don'tstop.The best way tospreadChristmascheer is singingloud for all tohearKeep thechange,ya filthyanimalYou smelllike beefandcheeseYou want themoon? Just saythe word and I'llthrow a lassoaround it andpull it down.A toy isnever trulyhappy until itis loved by achildI mademy familydisappearYou'llshootyour eyeout!Isn't thereanyone whoknows whatChristmas isall about?Then why'sthe carpet allwet Todd? Idon't knowMargot!Now I havea machinegun. Ho HoHoWe elves stickto the four mainfood groups.Candy, CandyCanes, Candycorn, and syrupI believe, Ibelieve, it'ssilly, but IbelieveWill you pleasetell Santa,instead ofpresents thisyear, I just wantmy family back.We'reskippingChristmasCan I refill youreggnog for you?Get you somethingto eat? Drive youout to the middle ofnowhere and leaveyou for dead?Put on thesuit, thereindeerknow what todoThere's acertain magicthat comesfrom the firstsnowCome out tothe coast,we'll gettogether, havea few laughsI'm a cottonheadedninnymugginsEvery time abell rings, anangel getsits wingsA gift forthat'special'someoneDoes a milliondollars exist?How do youknow if you'venever seen it?You put onthe suit,you're thebig guyKevin!We're gonnahave thehap-hap-happiestChristmas!What ifChristmas,he thought,doesn't comefrom a storeIf I woke uptomorrow withmy head sewnto the carpet Iwouldn't bemore surprisedWhen Iwake up, I'mgetting aCAT scan!It's Christmas Eve.It's the one night ofthe year when weall act a little nicer,we smile a littleeasier.I neverthought itwas such abad littletree.Watch outfor theyellow ones,they don'tstop.The best way tospreadChristmascheer is singingloud for all tohearKeep thechange,ya filthyanimalYou smelllike beefandcheeseYou want themoon? Just saythe word and I'llthrow a lassoaround it andpull it down.A toy isnever trulyhappy until itis loved by achildI mademy familydisappearYou'llshootyour eyeout!Isn't thereanyone whoknows whatChristmas isall about?Then why'sthe carpet allwet Todd? Idon't knowMargot!Now I havea machinegun. Ho HoHoWe elves stickto the four mainfood groups.Candy, CandyCanes, Candycorn, and syrupI believe, Ibelieve, it'ssilly, but IbelieveWill you pleasetell Santa,instead ofpresents thisyear, I just wantmy family back.We'reskippingChristmasCan I refill youreggnog for you?Get you somethingto eat? Drive youout to the middle ofnowhere and leaveyou for dead?Put on thesuit, thereindeerknow what todoThere's acertain magicthat comesfrom the firstsnowCome out tothe coast,we'll gettogether, havea few laughsI'm a cottonheadedninnymugginsEvery time abell rings, anangel getsits wingsA gift forthat'special'someoneDoes a milliondollars exist?How do youknow if you'venever seen it?You put onthe suit,you're thebig guyKevin!We're gonnahave thehap-hap-happiestChristmas!What ifChristmas,he thought,doesn't comefrom a storeIf I woke uptomorrow withmy head sewnto the carpet Iwouldn't bemore surprised

Christmas movie quotes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. When I wake up, I'm getting a CAT scan!
  2. It's Christmas Eve. It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier.
  3. I never thought it was such a bad little tree.
  4. Watch out for the yellow ones, they don't stop.
  5. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear
  6. Keep the change, ya filthy animal
  7. You smell like beef and cheese
  8. You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
  9. A toy is never truly happy until it is loved by a child
  10. I made my family disappear
  11. You'll shoot your eye out!
  12. Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?
  13. Then why's the carpet all wet Todd? I don't know Margot!
  14. Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho
  15. We elves stick to the four main food groups. Candy, Candy Canes, Candy corn, and syrup
  16. I believe, I believe, it's silly, but I believe
  17. Will you please tell Santa, instead of presents this year, I just want my family back.
  18. We're skipping Christmas
  19. Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
  20. Put on the suit, the reindeer know what to do
  21. There's a certain magic that comes from the first snow
  22. Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs
  23. I'm a cotton headed ninny muggins
  24. Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings
  25. A gift for that 'special' someone
  26. Does a million dollars exist? How do you know if you've never seen it?
  27. You put on the suit, you're the big guy
  28. Kevin!
  29. We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas!
  30. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store
  31. If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised