Will you pleasetell Santa,instead ofpresents thisyear, I just wantmy family back.A toy isnever trulyhappy until itis loved by achildI mademy familydisappearThe best way tospreadChristmascheer is singingloud for all tohearWhat ifChristmas,he thought,doesn't comefrom a storeKeep thechange,ya filthyanimalEvery time abell rings, anangel getsits wingsWhen Iwake up, I'mgetting aCAT scan!Now I havea machinegun. Ho HoHoWe elves stickto the four mainfood groups.Candy, CandyCanes, Candycorn, and syrupKevin!Isn't thereanyone whoknows whatChristmas isall about?I'm a cottonheadedninnymugginsCome out tothe coast,we'll gettogether, havea few laughsThen why'sthe carpet allwet Todd? Idon't knowMargot!You want themoon? Just saythe word and I'llthrow a lassoaround it andpull it down.If I woke uptomorrow withmy head sewnto the carpet Iwouldn't bemore surprisedYou'llshootyour eyeout!I neverthought itwas such abad littletree.Watch outfor theyellow ones,they don'tstop.Can I refill youreggnog for you?Get you somethingto eat? Drive youout to the middle ofnowhere and leaveyou for dead?Does a milliondollars exist?How do youknow if you'venever seen it?Put on thesuit, thereindeerknow what todoWe'reskippingChristmasIt's Christmas Eve.It's the one night ofthe year when weall act a little nicer,we smile a littleeasier.A gift forthat'special'someoneYou put onthe suit,you're thebig guyI believe, Ibelieve, it'ssilly, but IbelieveWe're gonnahave thehap-hap-happiestChristmas!There's acertain magicthat comesfrom the firstsnowYou smelllike beefandcheeseWill you pleasetell Santa,instead ofpresents thisyear, I just wantmy family back.A toy isnever trulyhappy until itis loved by achildI mademy familydisappearThe best way tospreadChristmascheer is singingloud for all tohearWhat ifChristmas,he thought,doesn't comefrom a storeKeep thechange,ya filthyanimalEvery time abell rings, anangel getsits wingsWhen Iwake up, I'mgetting aCAT scan!Now I havea machinegun. Ho HoHoWe elves stickto the four mainfood groups.Candy, CandyCanes, Candycorn, and syrupKevin!Isn't thereanyone whoknows whatChristmas isall about?I'm a cottonheadedninnymugginsCome out tothe coast,we'll gettogether, havea few laughsThen why'sthe carpet allwet Todd? Idon't knowMargot!You want themoon? Just saythe word and I'llthrow a lassoaround it andpull it down.If I woke uptomorrow withmy head sewnto the carpet Iwouldn't bemore surprisedYou'llshootyour eyeout!I neverthought itwas such abad littletree.Watch outfor theyellow ones,they don'tstop.Can I refill youreggnog for you?Get you somethingto eat? Drive youout to the middle ofnowhere and leaveyou for dead?Does a milliondollars exist?How do youknow if you'venever seen it?Put on thesuit, thereindeerknow what todoWe'reskippingChristmasIt's Christmas Eve.It's the one night ofthe year when weall act a little nicer,we smile a littleeasier.A gift forthat'special'someoneYou put onthe suit,you're thebig guyI believe, Ibelieve, it'ssilly, but IbelieveWe're gonnahave thehap-hap-happiestChristmas!There's acertain magicthat comesfrom the firstsnowYou smelllike beefandcheese

Christmas movie quotes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Will you please tell Santa, instead of presents this year, I just want my family back.
  2. A toy is never truly happy until it is loved by a child
  3. I made my family disappear
  4. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear
  5. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store
  6. Keep the change, ya filthy animal
  7. Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings
  8. When I wake up, I'm getting a CAT scan!
  9. Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho
  10. We elves stick to the four main food groups. Candy, Candy Canes, Candy corn, and syrup
  11. Kevin!
  12. Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?
  13. I'm a cotton headed ninny muggins
  14. Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs
  15. Then why's the carpet all wet Todd? I don't know Margot!
  16. You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
  17. If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised
  18. You'll shoot your eye out!
  19. I never thought it was such a bad little tree.
  20. Watch out for the yellow ones, they don't stop.
  21. Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
  22. Does a million dollars exist? How do you know if you've never seen it?
  23. Put on the suit, the reindeer know what to do
  24. We're skipping Christmas
  25. It's Christmas Eve. It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier.
  26. A gift for that 'special' someone
  27. You put on the suit, you're the big guy
  28. I believe, I believe, it's silly, but I believe
  29. We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas!
  30. There's a certain magic that comes from the first snow
  31. You smell like beef and cheese