If I woke uptomorrow withmy head sewnto the carpet Iwouldn't bemore surprisedWill you pleasetell Santa,instead ofpresents thisyear, I just wantmy family back.Put on thesuit, thereindeerknow what todoYou'llshootyour eyeout!A toy isnever trulyhappy until itis loved by achildThe best way tospreadChristmascheer is singingloud for all tohearWe're gonnahave thehap-hap-happiestChristmas!Can I refill youreggnog for you?Get you somethingto eat? Drive youout to the middle ofnowhere and leaveyou for dead?Come out tothe coast,we'll gettogether, havea few laughsKeep thechange,ya filthyanimalI neverthought itwas such abad littletree.You put onthe suit,you're thebig guyThere's acertain magicthat comesfrom the firstsnowEvery time abell rings, anangel getsits wingsWhen Iwake up, I'mgetting aCAT scan!Does a milliondollars exist?How do youknow if you'venever seen it?You smelllike beefandcheeseIsn't thereanyone whoknows whatChristmas isall about?I'm a cottonheadedninnymugginsA gift forthat'special'someoneKevin!I believe, Ibelieve, it'ssilly, but IbelieveI mademy familydisappearThen why'sthe carpet allwet Todd? Idon't knowMargot!Now I havea machinegun. Ho HoHoWe elves stickto the four mainfood groups.Candy, CandyCanes, Candycorn, and syrupYou want themoon? Just saythe word and I'llthrow a lassoaround it andpull it down.Watch outfor theyellow ones,they don'tstop.It's Christmas Eve.It's the one night ofthe year when weall act a little nicer,we smile a littleeasier.What ifChristmas,he thought,doesn't comefrom a storeWe'reskippingChristmasIf I woke uptomorrow withmy head sewnto the carpet Iwouldn't bemore surprisedWill you pleasetell Santa,instead ofpresents thisyear, I just wantmy family back.Put on thesuit, thereindeerknow what todoYou'llshootyour eyeout!A toy isnever trulyhappy until itis loved by achildThe best way tospreadChristmascheer is singingloud for all tohearWe're gonnahave thehap-hap-happiestChristmas!Can I refill youreggnog for you?Get you somethingto eat? Drive youout to the middle ofnowhere and leaveyou for dead?Come out tothe coast,we'll gettogether, havea few laughsKeep thechange,ya filthyanimalI neverthought itwas such abad littletree.You put onthe suit,you're thebig guyThere's acertain magicthat comesfrom the firstsnowEvery time abell rings, anangel getsits wingsWhen Iwake up, I'mgetting aCAT scan!Does a milliondollars exist?How do youknow if you'venever seen it?You smelllike beefandcheeseIsn't thereanyone whoknows whatChristmas isall about?I'm a cottonheadedninnymugginsA gift forthat'special'someoneKevin!I believe, Ibelieve, it'ssilly, but IbelieveI mademy familydisappearThen why'sthe carpet allwet Todd? Idon't knowMargot!Now I havea machinegun. Ho HoHoWe elves stickto the four mainfood groups.Candy, CandyCanes, Candycorn, and syrupYou want themoon? Just saythe word and I'llthrow a lassoaround it andpull it down.Watch outfor theyellow ones,they don'tstop.It's Christmas Eve.It's the one night ofthe year when weall act a little nicer,we smile a littleeasier.What ifChristmas,he thought,doesn't comefrom a storeWe'reskippingChristmas

Christmas movie quotes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised
  2. Will you please tell Santa, instead of presents this year, I just want my family back.
  3. Put on the suit, the reindeer know what to do
  4. You'll shoot your eye out!
  5. A toy is never truly happy until it is loved by a child
  6. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear
  7. We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas!
  8. Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
  9. Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs
  10. Keep the change, ya filthy animal
  11. I never thought it was such a bad little tree.
  12. You put on the suit, you're the big guy
  13. There's a certain magic that comes from the first snow
  14. Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings
  15. When I wake up, I'm getting a CAT scan!
  16. Does a million dollars exist? How do you know if you've never seen it?
  17. You smell like beef and cheese
  18. Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?
  19. I'm a cotton headed ninny muggins
  20. A gift for that 'special' someone
  21. Kevin!
  22. I believe, I believe, it's silly, but I believe
  23. I made my family disappear
  24. Then why's the carpet all wet Todd? I don't know Margot!
  25. Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho
  26. We elves stick to the four main food groups. Candy, Candy Canes, Candy corn, and syrup
  27. You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
  28. Watch out for the yellow ones, they don't stop.
  29. It's Christmas Eve. It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier.
  30. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store
  31. We're skipping Christmas