We'reskippingChristmasKevin!Does a milliondollars exist?How do youknow if you'venever seen it?Isn't thereanyone whoknows whatChristmas isall about?It's Christmas Eve.It's the one night ofthe year when weall act a little nicer,we smile a littleeasier.I'm a cottonheadedninnymugginsWatch outfor theyellow ones,they don'tstop.A toy isnever trulyhappy until itis loved by achildWhen Iwake up, I'mgetting aCAT scan!You smelllike beefandcheeseI believe, Ibelieve, it'ssilly, but IbelieveThen why'sthe carpet allwet Todd? Idon't knowMargot!We're gonnahave thehap-hap-happiestChristmas!I mademy familydisappearWill you pleasetell Santa,instead ofpresents thisyear, I just wantmy family back.Come out tothe coast,we'll gettogether, havea few laughsPut on thesuit, thereindeerknow what todoYou put onthe suit,you're thebig guyNow I havea machinegun. Ho HoHoYou want themoon? Just saythe word and I'llthrow a lassoaround it andpull it down.Can I refill youreggnog for you?Get you somethingto eat? Drive youout to the middle ofnowhere and leaveyou for dead?I neverthought itwas such abad littletree.What ifChristmas,he thought,doesn't comefrom a storeKeep thechange,ya filthyanimalThe best way tospreadChristmascheer is singingloud for all tohearThere's acertain magicthat comesfrom the firstsnowIf I woke uptomorrow withmy head sewnto the carpet Iwouldn't bemore surprisedEvery time abell rings, anangel getsits wingsA gift forthat'special'someoneWe elves stickto the four mainfood groups.Candy, CandyCanes, Candycorn, and syrupYou'llshootyour eyeout!We'reskippingChristmasKevin!Does a milliondollars exist?How do youknow if you'venever seen it?Isn't thereanyone whoknows whatChristmas isall about?It's Christmas Eve.It's the one night ofthe year when weall act a little nicer,we smile a littleeasier.I'm a cottonheadedninnymugginsWatch outfor theyellow ones,they don'tstop.A toy isnever trulyhappy until itis loved by achildWhen Iwake up, I'mgetting aCAT scan!You smelllike beefandcheeseI believe, Ibelieve, it'ssilly, but IbelieveThen why'sthe carpet allwet Todd? Idon't knowMargot!We're gonnahave thehap-hap-happiestChristmas!I mademy familydisappearWill you pleasetell Santa,instead ofpresents thisyear, I just wantmy family back.Come out tothe coast,we'll gettogether, havea few laughsPut on thesuit, thereindeerknow what todoYou put onthe suit,you're thebig guyNow I havea machinegun. Ho HoHoYou want themoon? Just saythe word and I'llthrow a lassoaround it andpull it down.Can I refill youreggnog for you?Get you somethingto eat? Drive youout to the middle ofnowhere and leaveyou for dead?I neverthought itwas such abad littletree.What ifChristmas,he thought,doesn't comefrom a storeKeep thechange,ya filthyanimalThe best way tospreadChristmascheer is singingloud for all tohearThere's acertain magicthat comesfrom the firstsnowIf I woke uptomorrow withmy head sewnto the carpet Iwouldn't bemore surprisedEvery time abell rings, anangel getsits wingsA gift forthat'special'someoneWe elves stickto the four mainfood groups.Candy, CandyCanes, Candycorn, and syrupYou'llshootyour eyeout!

Christmas movie quotes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. We're skipping Christmas
  2. Kevin!
  3. Does a million dollars exist? How do you know if you've never seen it?
  4. Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?
  5. It's Christmas Eve. It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier.
  6. I'm a cotton headed ninny muggins
  7. Watch out for the yellow ones, they don't stop.
  8. A toy is never truly happy until it is loved by a child
  9. When I wake up, I'm getting a CAT scan!
  10. You smell like beef and cheese
  11. I believe, I believe, it's silly, but I believe
  12. Then why's the carpet all wet Todd? I don't know Margot!
  13. We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas!
  14. I made my family disappear
  15. Will you please tell Santa, instead of presents this year, I just want my family back.
  16. Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs
  17. Put on the suit, the reindeer know what to do
  18. You put on the suit, you're the big guy
  19. Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho
  20. You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
  21. Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
  22. I never thought it was such a bad little tree.
  23. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store
  24. Keep the change, ya filthy animal
  25. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear
  26. There's a certain magic that comes from the first snow
  27. If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised
  28. Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings
  29. A gift for that 'special' someone
  30. We elves stick to the four main food groups. Candy, Candy Canes, Candy corn, and syrup
  31. You'll shoot your eye out!