Then why'sthe carpet allwet Todd? Idon't knowMargot!It's Christmas Eve.It's the one night ofthe year when weall act a little nicer,we smile a littleeasier.A toy isnever trulyhappy until itis loved by achildIf I woke uptomorrow withmy head sewnto the carpet Iwouldn't bemore surprisedI believe, Ibelieve, it'ssilly, but IbelieveI'm a cottonheadedninnymugginsWhat ifChristmas,he thought,doesn't comefrom a storeWatch outfor theyellow ones,they don'tstop.I mademy familydisappearKeep thechange,ya filthyanimalWhen Iwake up, I'mgetting aCAT scan!We'reskippingChristmasThere's acertain magicthat comesfrom the firstsnowWe elves stickto the four mainfood groups.Candy, CandyCanes, Candycorn, and syrupKevin!Come out tothe coast,we'll gettogether, havea few laughsCan I refill youreggnog for you?Get you somethingto eat? Drive youout to the middle ofnowhere and leaveyou for dead?Now I havea machinegun. Ho HoHoDoes a milliondollars exist?How do youknow if you'venever seen it?I neverthought itwas such abad littletree.A gift forthat'special'someoneYou'llshootyour eyeout!You put onthe suit,you're thebig guyWill you pleasetell Santa,instead ofpresents thisyear, I just wantmy family back.We're gonnahave thehap-hap-happiestChristmas!You want themoon? Just saythe word and I'llthrow a lassoaround it andpull it down.Every time abell rings, anangel getsits wingsThe best way tospreadChristmascheer is singingloud for all tohearIsn't thereanyone whoknows whatChristmas isall about?You smelllike beefandcheesePut on thesuit, thereindeerknow what todoThen why'sthe carpet allwet Todd? Idon't knowMargot!It's Christmas Eve.It's the one night ofthe year when weall act a little nicer,we smile a littleeasier.A toy isnever trulyhappy until itis loved by achildIf I woke uptomorrow withmy head sewnto the carpet Iwouldn't bemore surprisedI believe, Ibelieve, it'ssilly, but IbelieveI'm a cottonheadedninnymugginsWhat ifChristmas,he thought,doesn't comefrom a storeWatch outfor theyellow ones,they don'tstop.I mademy familydisappearKeep thechange,ya filthyanimalWhen Iwake up, I'mgetting aCAT scan!We'reskippingChristmasThere's acertain magicthat comesfrom the firstsnowWe elves stickto the four mainfood groups.Candy, CandyCanes, Candycorn, and syrupKevin!Come out tothe coast,we'll gettogether, havea few laughsCan I refill youreggnog for you?Get you somethingto eat? Drive youout to the middle ofnowhere and leaveyou for dead?Now I havea machinegun. Ho HoHoDoes a milliondollars exist?How do youknow if you'venever seen it?I neverthought itwas such abad littletree.A gift forthat'special'someoneYou'llshootyour eyeout!You put onthe suit,you're thebig guyWill you pleasetell Santa,instead ofpresents thisyear, I just wantmy family back.We're gonnahave thehap-hap-happiestChristmas!You want themoon? Just saythe word and I'llthrow a lassoaround it andpull it down.Every time abell rings, anangel getsits wingsThe best way tospreadChristmascheer is singingloud for all tohearIsn't thereanyone whoknows whatChristmas isall about?You smelllike beefandcheesePut on thesuit, thereindeerknow what todo

Christmas movie quotes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Then why's the carpet all wet Todd? I don't know Margot!
  2. It's Christmas Eve. It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier.
  3. A toy is never truly happy until it is loved by a child
  4. If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised
  5. I believe, I believe, it's silly, but I believe
  6. I'm a cotton headed ninny muggins
  7. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store
  8. Watch out for the yellow ones, they don't stop.
  9. I made my family disappear
  10. Keep the change, ya filthy animal
  11. When I wake up, I'm getting a CAT scan!
  12. We're skipping Christmas
  13. There's a certain magic that comes from the first snow
  14. We elves stick to the four main food groups. Candy, Candy Canes, Candy corn, and syrup
  15. Kevin!
  16. Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs
  17. Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
  18. Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho
  19. Does a million dollars exist? How do you know if you've never seen it?
  20. I never thought it was such a bad little tree.
  21. A gift for that 'special' someone
  22. You'll shoot your eye out!
  23. You put on the suit, you're the big guy
  24. Will you please tell Santa, instead of presents this year, I just want my family back.
  25. We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas!
  26. You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
  27. Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings
  28. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear
  29. Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?
  30. You smell like beef and cheese
  31. Put on the suit, the reindeer know what to do