Amazonrejected itfor noreasonClientrewritescopy… and itbreaks theguidelinesTaskdeadlinesoverlapRevisionscame inlastminuteUsedcoffee tosurvive adeadlineRedesigned'perfectlyfine' imagesfor the 5thtimeStarted atask →Realized youdidn’t haveall the detailsSent a Slackmessage tothe wrongchannelWe needit by EOD(again)ClientignoredAmazonguidelinesClient “Showmore productimages” →They only haveone imageRealizedhalfwaythrough acall you wereon muteJoined a call,but half theattendeeswere lateWorked onsomethingurgent… thatwasn’t sourgent after allClientrevisionsfor the 5thtimeFinallycleared yourinbox →New emailsflood inClient wants'health' butnocertificationsSlacknotificationoverloadduring focustimeQuick call →Turns intomore than 1hour callClient wants"natural" butcan’t say“natural”Spent anhour trying tounderstandvague clientfeedback“Who has thelatest version?”→ Everyonescrambles tocheck their filesRealized toolate there’sa time zonedifferenceThefeedbackloop wentpast round 3Someoneforgot toupdate thetime trackerInternetlaggedduring animportantpresentationSwitched toa differentASIN mid-projectLow-resproductimagestrikes againHad to explainAmazoncontentguidelines toa clientWorked ona weekendto meet adeadlineHad toreworkrestrictedwordsCouldn'topen thelink onLA&COImages aremissing onthe drivefolders'Just a smalltweak', tookhours tofinishTask isapproved →Client sendsmorerevisionsFound a typoAFTER thecontent wasapprovedTask gotreassignedat the lastminuteClient: “Thecompetitorsays it, whycan’t we?”A file gotdeletedaccidentallyClient:“Needsmorestorytelling”“We’ll needthis ASAP.” →Still waiting onclient feedbackdays laterSuccessfullyfixed a brokendesign orcopy on thelast minuteAmazonrejected itfor noreasonClientrewritescopy… and itbreaks theguidelinesTaskdeadlinesoverlapRevisionscame inlastminuteUsedcoffee tosurvive adeadlineRedesigned'perfectlyfine' imagesfor the 5thtimeStarted atask →Realized youdidn’t haveall the detailsSent a Slackmessage tothe wrongchannelWe needit by EOD(again)ClientignoredAmazonguidelinesClient “Showmore productimages” →They only haveone imageRealizedhalfwaythrough acall you wereon muteJoined a call,but half theattendeeswere lateWorked onsomethingurgent… thatwasn’t sourgent after allClientrevisionsfor the 5thtimeFinallycleared yourinbox →New emailsflood inClient wants'health' butnocertificationsSlacknotificationoverloadduring focustimeQuick call →Turns intomore than 1hour callClient wants"natural" butcan’t say“natural”Spent anhour trying tounderstandvague clientfeedback“Who has thelatest version?”→ Everyonescrambles tocheck their filesRealized toolate there’sa time zonedifferenceThefeedbackloop wentpast round 3Someoneforgot toupdate thetime trackerInternetlaggedduring animportantpresentationSwitched toa differentASIN mid-projectLow-resproductimagestrikes againHad to explainAmazoncontentguidelines toa clientWorked ona weekendto meet adeadlineHad toreworkrestrictedwordsCouldn'topen thelink onLA&COImages aremissing onthe drivefolders'Just a smalltweak', tookhours tofinishTask isapproved →Client sendsmorerevisionsFound a typoAFTER thecontent wasapprovedTask gotreassignedat the lastminuteClient: “Thecompetitorsays it, whycan’t we?”A file gotdeletedaccidentallyClient:“Needsmorestorytelling”“We’ll needthis ASAP.” →Still waiting onclient feedbackdays laterSuccessfullyfixed a brokendesign orcopy on thelast minute

AMZ ADVISERS BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Amazon rejected it for no reason
  2. Client rewrites copy… and it breaks the guidelines
  3. Task deadlines overlap
  4. Revisions came in last minute
  5. Used coffee to survive a deadline
  6. Redesigned 'perfectly fine' images for the 5th time
  7. Started a task → Realized you didn’t have all the details
  8. Sent a Slack message to the wrong channel
  9. We need it by EOD (again)
  10. Client ignored Amazon guidelines
  11. Client “Show more product images” → They only have one image
  12. Realized halfway through a call you were on mute
  13. Joined a call, but half the attendees were late
  14. Worked on something urgent… that wasn’t so urgent after all
  15. Client revisions for the 5th time
  16. Finally cleared your inbox → New emails flood in
  17. Client wants 'health' but no certifications
  18. Slack notification overload during focus time
  19. Quick call → Turns into more than 1 hour call
  20. Client wants "natural" but can’t say “natural”
  21. Spent an hour trying to understand vague client feedback
  22. “Who has the latest version?” → Everyone scrambles to check their files
  23. Realized too late there’s a time zone difference
  24. The feedback loop went past round 3
  25. Someone forgot to update the time tracker
  26. Internet lagged during an important presentation
  27. Switched to a different ASIN mid-project
  28. Low-res product image strikes again
  29. Had to explain Amazon content guidelines to a client
  30. Worked on a weekend to meet a deadline
  31. Had to rework restricted words
  32. Couldn't open the link on LA&CO
  33. Images are missing on the drive folders
  34. 'Just a small tweak', took hours to finish
  35. Task is approved → Client sends more revisions
  36. Found a typo AFTER the content was approved
  37. Task got reassigned at the last minute
  38. Client: “The competitor says it, why can’t we?”
  39. A file got deleted accidentally
  40. Client: “Needs more storytelling”
  41. “We’ll need this ASAP.” → Still waiting on client feedback days later
  42. Successfully fixed a broken design or copy on the last minute