Client: “Thecompetitorsays it, whycan’t we?”Thefeedbackloop wentpast round 3'Just a smalltweak', tookhours tofinishLow-resproductimagestrikes againHad to explainAmazoncontentguidelines toa clientStarted atask →Realized youdidn’t haveall the detailsCouldn'topen thelink onLA&COClient:“Needsmorestorytelling”We needit by EOD(again)Task gotreassignedat the lastminuteSuccessfullyfixed a brokendesign orcopy on thelast minuteFound a typoAFTER thecontent wasapprovedWorked ona weekendto meet adeadlineRevisionscame inlastminuteHad toreworkrestrictedwordsInternetlaggedduring animportantpresentationSlacknotificationoverloadduring focustimeSpent anhour trying tounderstandvague clientfeedbackSwitched toa differentASIN mid-projectClientrevisionsfor the 5thtimeTask isapproved →Client sendsmorerevisionsRedesigned'perfectlyfine' imagesfor the 5thtime“Who has thelatest version?”→ Everyonescrambles tocheck their filesTaskdeadlinesoverlapClientignoredAmazonguidelinesWorked onsomethingurgent… thatwasn’t sourgent after allRealized toolate there’sa time zonedifferenceUsedcoffee tosurvive adeadlineClient “Showmore productimages” →They only haveone imageFinallycleared yourinbox →New emailsflood inSent a Slackmessage tothe wrongchannelA file gotdeletedaccidentally“We’ll needthis ASAP.” →Still waiting onclient feedbackdays laterClient wants'health' butnocertificationsImages aremissing onthe drivefoldersSomeoneforgot toupdate thetime trackerClient wants"natural" butcan’t say“natural”Quick call →Turns intomore than 1hour callClientrewritescopy… and itbreaks theguidelinesRealizedhalfwaythrough acall you wereon muteJoined a call,but half theattendeeswere lateAmazonrejected itfor noreasonClient: “Thecompetitorsays it, whycan’t we?”Thefeedbackloop wentpast round 3'Just a smalltweak', tookhours tofinishLow-resproductimagestrikes againHad to explainAmazoncontentguidelines toa clientStarted atask →Realized youdidn’t haveall the detailsCouldn'topen thelink onLA&COClient:“Needsmorestorytelling”We needit by EOD(again)Task gotreassignedat the lastminuteSuccessfullyfixed a brokendesign orcopy on thelast minuteFound a typoAFTER thecontent wasapprovedWorked ona weekendto meet adeadlineRevisionscame inlastminuteHad toreworkrestrictedwordsInternetlaggedduring animportantpresentationSlacknotificationoverloadduring focustimeSpent anhour trying tounderstandvague clientfeedbackSwitched toa differentASIN mid-projectClientrevisionsfor the 5thtimeTask isapproved →Client sendsmorerevisionsRedesigned'perfectlyfine' imagesfor the 5thtime“Who has thelatest version?”→ Everyonescrambles tocheck their filesTaskdeadlinesoverlapClientignoredAmazonguidelinesWorked onsomethingurgent… thatwasn’t sourgent after allRealized toolate there’sa time zonedifferenceUsedcoffee tosurvive adeadlineClient “Showmore productimages” →They only haveone imageFinallycleared yourinbox →New emailsflood inSent a Slackmessage tothe wrongchannelA file gotdeletedaccidentally“We’ll needthis ASAP.” →Still waiting onclient feedbackdays laterClient wants'health' butnocertificationsImages aremissing onthe drivefoldersSomeoneforgot toupdate thetime trackerClient wants"natural" butcan’t say“natural”Quick call →Turns intomore than 1hour callClientrewritescopy… and itbreaks theguidelinesRealizedhalfwaythrough acall you wereon muteJoined a call,but half theattendeeswere lateAmazonrejected itfor noreason

AMZ ADVISERS BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Client: “The competitor says it, why can’t we?”
  2. The feedback loop went past round 3
  3. 'Just a small tweak', took hours to finish
  4. Low-res product image strikes again
  5. Had to explain Amazon content guidelines to a client
  6. Started a task → Realized you didn’t have all the details
  7. Couldn't open the link on LA&CO
  8. Client: “Needs more storytelling”
  9. We need it by EOD (again)
  10. Task got reassigned at the last minute
  11. Successfully fixed a broken design or copy on the last minute
  12. Found a typo AFTER the content was approved
  13. Worked on a weekend to meet a deadline
  14. Revisions came in last minute
  15. Had to rework restricted words
  16. Internet lagged during an important presentation
  17. Slack notification overload during focus time
  18. Spent an hour trying to understand vague client feedback
  19. Switched to a different ASIN mid-project
  20. Client revisions for the 5th time
  21. Task is approved → Client sends more revisions
  22. Redesigned 'perfectly fine' images for the 5th time
  23. “Who has the latest version?” → Everyone scrambles to check their files
  24. Task deadlines overlap
  25. Client ignored Amazon guidelines
  26. Worked on something urgent… that wasn’t so urgent after all
  27. Realized too late there’s a time zone difference
  28. Used coffee to survive a deadline
  29. Client “Show more product images” → They only have one image
  30. Finally cleared your inbox → New emails flood in
  31. Sent a Slack message to the wrong channel
  32. A file got deleted accidentally
  33. “We’ll need this ASAP.” → Still waiting on client feedback days later
  34. Client wants 'health' but no certifications
  35. Images are missing on the drive folders
  36. Someone forgot to update the time tracker
  37. Client wants "natural" but can’t say “natural”
  38. Quick call → Turns into more than 1 hour call
  39. Client rewrites copy… and it breaks the guidelines
  40. Realized halfway through a call you were on mute
  41. Joined a call, but half the attendees were late
  42. Amazon rejected it for no reason