Clientrewritescopy… and itbreaks theguidelinesTaskdeadlinesoverlapClient: “Thecompetitorsays it, whycan’t we?”Internetlaggedduring animportantpresentationClient “Showmore productimages” →They only haveone image“We’ll needthis ASAP.” →Still waiting onclient feedbackdays later“Who has thelatest version?”→ Everyonescrambles tocheck their filesClientrevisionsfor the 5thtimeWorked ona weekendto meet adeadlineThefeedbackloop wentpast round 3Slacknotificationoverloadduring focustimeA file gotdeletedaccidentallySent a Slackmessage tothe wrongchannelUsedcoffee tosurvive adeadlineRevisionscame inlastminuteSuccessfullyfixed a brokendesign orcopy on thelast minuteFound a typoAFTER thecontent wasapprovedClient wants"natural" butcan’t say“natural”Low-resproductimagestrikes againJoined a call,but half theattendeeswere lateHad toreworkrestrictedwordsStarted atask →Realized youdidn’t haveall the detailsClient wants'health' butnocertificationsRealized toolate there’sa time zonedifferenceAmazonrejected itfor noreasonSpent anhour trying tounderstandvague clientfeedbackImages aremissing onthe drivefoldersClient:“Needsmorestorytelling”Finallycleared yourinbox →New emailsflood inTask gotreassignedat the lastminuteWe needit by EOD(again)ClientignoredAmazonguidelinesRealizedhalfwaythrough acall you wereon muteRedesigned'perfectlyfine' imagesfor the 5thtimeQuick call →Turns intomore than 1hour call'Just a smalltweak', tookhours tofinishSomeoneforgot toupdate thetime trackerWorked onsomethingurgent… thatwasn’t sourgent after allCouldn'topen thelink onLA&COSwitched toa differentASIN mid-projectTask isapproved →Client sendsmorerevisionsHad to explainAmazoncontentguidelines toa clientClientrewritescopy… and itbreaks theguidelinesTaskdeadlinesoverlapClient: “Thecompetitorsays it, whycan’t we?”Internetlaggedduring animportantpresentationClient “Showmore productimages” →They only haveone image“We’ll needthis ASAP.” →Still waiting onclient feedbackdays later“Who has thelatest version?”→ Everyonescrambles tocheck their filesClientrevisionsfor the 5thtimeWorked ona weekendto meet adeadlineThefeedbackloop wentpast round 3Slacknotificationoverloadduring focustimeA file gotdeletedaccidentallySent a Slackmessage tothe wrongchannelUsedcoffee tosurvive adeadlineRevisionscame inlastminuteSuccessfullyfixed a brokendesign orcopy on thelast minuteFound a typoAFTER thecontent wasapprovedClient wants"natural" butcan’t say“natural”Low-resproductimagestrikes againJoined a call,but half theattendeeswere lateHad toreworkrestrictedwordsStarted atask →Realized youdidn’t haveall the detailsClient wants'health' butnocertificationsRealized toolate there’sa time zonedifferenceAmazonrejected itfor noreasonSpent anhour trying tounderstandvague clientfeedbackImages aremissing onthe drivefoldersClient:“Needsmorestorytelling”Finallycleared yourinbox →New emailsflood inTask gotreassignedat the lastminuteWe needit by EOD(again)ClientignoredAmazonguidelinesRealizedhalfwaythrough acall you wereon muteRedesigned'perfectlyfine' imagesfor the 5thtimeQuick call →Turns intomore than 1hour call'Just a smalltweak', tookhours tofinishSomeoneforgot toupdate thetime trackerWorked onsomethingurgent… thatwasn’t sourgent after allCouldn'topen thelink onLA&COSwitched toa differentASIN mid-projectTask isapproved →Client sendsmorerevisionsHad to explainAmazoncontentguidelines toa client

AMZ ADVISERS BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Client rewrites copy… and it breaks the guidelines
  2. Task deadlines overlap
  3. Client: “The competitor says it, why can’t we?”
  4. Internet lagged during an important presentation
  5. Client “Show more product images” → They only have one image
  6. “We’ll need this ASAP.” → Still waiting on client feedback days later
  7. “Who has the latest version?” → Everyone scrambles to check their files
  8. Client revisions for the 5th time
  9. Worked on a weekend to meet a deadline
  10. The feedback loop went past round 3
  11. Slack notification overload during focus time
  12. A file got deleted accidentally
  13. Sent a Slack message to the wrong channel
  14. Used coffee to survive a deadline
  15. Revisions came in last minute
  16. Successfully fixed a broken design or copy on the last minute
  17. Found a typo AFTER the content was approved
  18. Client wants "natural" but can’t say “natural”
  19. Low-res product image strikes again
  20. Joined a call, but half the attendees were late
  21. Had to rework restricted words
  22. Started a task → Realized you didn’t have all the details
  23. Client wants 'health' but no certifications
  24. Realized too late there’s a time zone difference
  25. Amazon rejected it for no reason
  26. Spent an hour trying to understand vague client feedback
  27. Images are missing on the drive folders
  28. Client: “Needs more storytelling”
  29. Finally cleared your inbox → New emails flood in
  30. Task got reassigned at the last minute
  31. We need it by EOD (again)
  32. Client ignored Amazon guidelines
  33. Realized halfway through a call you were on mute
  34. Redesigned 'perfectly fine' images for the 5th time
  35. Quick call → Turns into more than 1 hour call
  36. 'Just a small tweak', took hours to finish
  37. Someone forgot to update the time tracker
  38. Worked on something urgent… that wasn’t so urgent after all
  39. Couldn't open the link on LA&CO
  40. Switched to a different ASIN mid-project
  41. Task is approved → Client sends more revisions
  42. Had to explain Amazon content guidelines to a client