Refuses toget therapyno matterhow bad hegetsCompletelymissing thepoint (not evenin the sameuniverse)Obviouslyfabricatedconvenientlie ("coolstory bro")Goes silentwhen hehearssomething hedoesn't likeUnsolicited"advice"(actuallydamaging)Manywords forsimplepointPreconceivednotions aboutother places(no first-handexperience)"Extensive""use" "of""quotation""marks"Complainsaboutconsequencesof his owndoingSayinganything tojust soundsmartViolence(threatsor actual)"chimp"WordsaladAccusationsof othersbeingviolent"Midwit""headinjury" asan excuseMakingsomethingabouthimselfCuttinghimself onthat edge"school"TextdumpRepeatededitsSkimmed thethesaurusbeforeposting"poormemory""social"as anexcuseRefuses toget therapyno matterhow bad hegetsCompletelymissing thepoint (not evenin the sameuniverse)Obviouslyfabricatedconvenientlie ("coolstory bro")Goes silentwhen hehearssomething hedoesn't likeUnsolicited"advice"(actuallydamaging)Manywords forsimplepointPreconceivednotions aboutother places(no first-handexperience)"Extensive""use" "of""quotation""marks"Complainsaboutconsequencesof his owndoingSayinganything tojust soundsmartViolence(threatsor actual)"chimp"WordsaladAccusationsof othersbeingviolent"Midwit""headinjury" asan excuseMakingsomethingabouthimselfCuttinghimself onthat edge"school"TextdumpRepeatededitsSkimmed thethesaurusbeforeposting"poormemory""social"as anexcuse

14K Fuckwit - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Refuses to get therapy no matter how bad he gets
  2. Completely missing the point (not even in the same universe)
  3. Obviously fabricated convenient lie ("cool story bro")
  4. Goes silent when he hears something he doesn't like
  5. Unsolicited "advice" (actually damaging)
  6. Many words for simple point
  7. Preconceived notions about other places (no first-hand experience)
  8. "Extensive" "use" "of" "quotation" "marks"
  9. Complains about consequences of his own doing
  10. Saying anything to just sound smart
  11. Violence (threats or actual)
  12. "chimp"
  13. Word salad
  14. Accusations of others being violent
  15. "Midwit"
  16. "head injury" as an excuse
  17. Making something about himself
  18. Cutting himself on that edge
  19. "school"
  20. Text dump
  21. Repeated edits
  22. Skimmed the thesaurus before posting
  23. "poor memory"
  24. "social" as an excuse