a blatantly obviousquestion about your jobwhich essentiallyreplaces the “so what isyour favorite subject inschool” from familymembers who didn’tactually try to understandyou as a personThe boomerlawn mowershow off (orsimilar)The „awakening“where two peoplebond by looking ateach otherknowingly aftersomeone was wildlyinappropriateEverythingwas betterin the pastThe obviouspresent that theyhave never actuallyconsidered who youare and what youactually might likesomeone isbelligerent(might beme, whoknows)„Can you helpme with myprinter becauseyou work intech, right?“sexismDas sind alle Texte: blatantly racist terminologycomments on weightthe „when will you do XY“?(Aka kids dating marriage etc)the „let’s remember a memoryin the past becauseeverything is better in thepast“The showing off of an objectonly thablatantlyracistterminologya randomtech or ai eviloverlord rantsince youwork in techsomeone that isn’tpart of thegrandparentgeneration stillends up telling thesame story overand over again“youused tobe so …”you are quiteso you areobviouslyescalatingthe fightA versionof „I toldyou so“the „whateven areboundaries“The „why don’tyou call or visitmore“ or the„why haven’tyou…“Thisgenerationcan’t takea jokewhen will youdo XY? (Akakids datingmarriage etc)commentson weightsomeoneleavesabruptlyI must havebeen a horribleparent for youto treat me likethisunconsciousgender separation(aka somehowwomen assemblein the kitchen andmen around a fireThe „here arerandom things togive you as this isthe only way I amable to expressany sort ofaffection ““you have to atleast try a bite orXY will beoffended” eventhough you havenever liked thethinga blatantly obviousquestion about your jobwhich essentiallyreplaces the “so what isyour favorite subject inschool” from familymembers who didn’tactually try to understandyou as a personThe boomerlawn mowershow off (orsimilar)The „awakening“where two peoplebond by looking ateach otherknowingly aftersomeone was wildlyinappropriateEverythingwas betterin the pastThe obviouspresent that theyhave never actuallyconsidered who youare and what youactually might likesomeone isbelligerent(might beme, whoknows)„Can you helpme with myprinter becauseyou work intech, right?“sexismDas sind alle Texte: blatantly racist terminologycomments on weightthe „when will you do XY“?(Aka kids dating marriage etc)the „let’s remember a memoryin the past becauseeverything is better in thepast“The showing off of an objectonly thablatantlyracistterminologya randomtech or ai eviloverlord rantsince youwork in techsomeone that isn’tpart of thegrandparentgeneration stillends up telling thesame story overand over again“youused tobe so …”you are quiteso you areobviouslyescalatingthe fightA versionof „I toldyou so“the „whateven areboundaries“The „why don’tyou call or visitmore“ or the„why haven’tyou…“Thisgenerationcan’t takea jokewhen will youdo XY? (Akakids datingmarriage etc)commentson weightsomeoneleavesabruptlyI must havebeen a horribleparent for youto treat me likethisunconsciousgender separation(aka somehowwomen assemblein the kitchen andmen around a fireThe „here arerandom things togive you as this isthe only way I amable to expressany sort ofaffection ““you have to atleast try a bite orXY will beoffended” eventhough you havenever liked thething

It’s beginning to look a lot like f*** this - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. a blatantly obvious question about your job which essentially replaces the “so what is your favorite subject in school” from family members who didn’t actually try to understand you as a person
  2. The boomer lawn mower show off (or similar)
  3. The „awakening“ where two people bond by looking at each other knowingly after someone was wildly inappropriate
  4. Everything was better in the past
  5. The obvious present that they have never actually considered who you are and what you actually might like
  6. someone is belligerent (might be me, who knows)
  7. „Can you help me with my printer because you work in tech, right?“
  8. sexism
  9. blatantly racist terminology
    Das sind alle Texte: blatantly racist terminology comments on weight the „when will you do XY“? (Aka kids dating marriage etc) the „let’s remember a memory in the past because everything is better in the past“ The showing off of an object only tha
  10. a random tech or ai evil overlord rant since you work in tech
  11. someone that isn’t part of the grandparent generation still ends up telling the same story over and over again
  12. “you used to be so …”
  13. you are quite so you are obviously escalating the fight
  14. A version of „I told you so“
  15. the „what even are boundaries“
  16. The „why don’t you call or visit more“ or the „why haven’t you…“
  17. This generation can’t take a joke
  18. when will you do XY? (Aka kids dating marriage etc)
  19. comments on weight
  20. someone leaves abruptly
  21. I must have been a horrible parent for you to treat me like this
  22. unconscious gender separation (aka somehow women assemble in the kitchen and men around a fire
  23. The „here are random things to give you as this is the only way I am able to express any sort of affection “
  24. “you have to at least try a bite or XY will be offended” even though you have never liked the thing