I must havebeen a horribleparent for youto treat me likethiscommentson weightEverythingwas betterin the pastthe „whateven areboundaries“when will youdo XY? (Akakids datingmarriage etc)„Can you helpme with myprinter becauseyou work intech, right?“Thisgenerationcan’t takea jokesexism“youused tobe so …”The „why don’tyou call or visitmore“ or the„why haven’tyou…“a randomtech or ai eviloverlord rantsince youwork in techThe „here arerandom things togive you as this isthe only way I amable to expressany sort ofaffection “a blatantly obviousquestion about your jobwhich essentiallyreplaces the “so what isyour favorite subject inschool” from familymembers who didn’tactually try to understandyou as a personThe obviouspresent that theyhave never actuallyconsidered who youare and what youactually might likesomeoneleavesabruptlyDas sind alle Texte: blatantly racist terminologycomments on weightthe „when will you do XY“?(Aka kids dating marriage etc)the „let’s remember a memoryin the past becauseeverything is better in thepast“The showing off of an objectonly thablatantlyracistterminologyThe boomerlawn mowershow off (orsimilar)The „awakening“where two peoplebond by looking ateach otherknowingly aftersomeone was wildlyinappropriatesomeone isbelligerent(might beme, whoknows)unconsciousgender separation(aka somehowwomen assemblein the kitchen andmen around a firesomeone that isn’tpart of thegrandparentgeneration stillends up telling thesame story overand over again“you have to atleast try a bite orXY will beoffended” eventhough you havenever liked thethingyou are quiteso you areobviouslyescalatingthe fightA versionof „I toldyou so“I must havebeen a horribleparent for youto treat me likethiscommentson weightEverythingwas betterin the pastthe „whateven areboundaries“when will youdo XY? (Akakids datingmarriage etc)„Can you helpme with myprinter becauseyou work intech, right?“Thisgenerationcan’t takea jokesexism“youused tobe so …”The „why don’tyou call or visitmore“ or the„why haven’tyou…“a randomtech or ai eviloverlord rantsince youwork in techThe „here arerandom things togive you as this isthe only way I amable to expressany sort ofaffection “a blatantly obviousquestion about your jobwhich essentiallyreplaces the “so what isyour favorite subject inschool” from familymembers who didn’tactually try to understandyou as a personThe obviouspresent that theyhave never actuallyconsidered who youare and what youactually might likesomeoneleavesabruptlyDas sind alle Texte: blatantly racist terminologycomments on weightthe „when will you do XY“?(Aka kids dating marriage etc)the „let’s remember a memoryin the past becauseeverything is better in thepast“The showing off of an objectonly thablatantlyracistterminologyThe boomerlawn mowershow off (orsimilar)The „awakening“where two peoplebond by looking ateach otherknowingly aftersomeone was wildlyinappropriatesomeone isbelligerent(might beme, whoknows)unconsciousgender separation(aka somehowwomen assemblein the kitchen andmen around a firesomeone that isn’tpart of thegrandparentgeneration stillends up telling thesame story overand over again“you have to atleast try a bite orXY will beoffended” eventhough you havenever liked thethingyou are quiteso you areobviouslyescalatingthe fightA versionof „I toldyou so“

It’s beginning to look a lot like f*** this - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I must have been a horrible parent for you to treat me like this
  2. comments on weight
  3. Everything was better in the past
  4. the „what even are boundaries“
  5. when will you do XY? (Aka kids dating marriage etc)
  6. „Can you help me with my printer because you work in tech, right?“
  7. This generation can’t take a joke
  8. sexism
  9. “you used to be so …”
  10. The „why don’t you call or visit more“ or the „why haven’t you…“
  11. a random tech or ai evil overlord rant since you work in tech
  12. The „here are random things to give you as this is the only way I am able to express any sort of affection “
  13. a blatantly obvious question about your job which essentially replaces the “so what is your favorite subject in school” from family members who didn’t actually try to understand you as a person
  14. The obvious present that they have never actually considered who you are and what you actually might like
  15. someone leaves abruptly
  16. blatantly racist terminology
    Das sind alle Texte: blatantly racist terminology comments on weight the „when will you do XY“? (Aka kids dating marriage etc) the „let’s remember a memory in the past because everything is better in the past“ The showing off of an object only tha
  17. The boomer lawn mower show off (or similar)
  18. The „awakening“ where two people bond by looking at each other knowingly after someone was wildly inappropriate
  19. someone is belligerent (might be me, who knows)
  20. unconscious gender separation (aka somehow women assemble in the kitchen and men around a fire
  21. someone that isn’t part of the grandparent generation still ends up telling the same story over and over again
  22. “you have to at least try a bite or XY will be offended” even though you have never liked the thing
  23. you are quite so you are obviously escalating the fight
  24. A version of „I told you so“