"Where'syourbathroom?""Everything'sthe same""Am Ichecked in?I've beensitting outhere"Patient comesin, passes thefront desk, andgoes to thecheck out tocheck inPatient isover an hourlate and stillexpects tobe seenComes backto desk andsays thetablet isn'tworkingPatientarrives onthe wrongday"NothingschangedWalks right upto the deskand startstalking whenyou're busy"What doyou meanyou can'tmakechange?"Patientarrives atwronglocationComes up tothe desk andjust stares atyou"What's yourbirthday?"(Says firstname)"Do I havetime to goto thebathroom""I have anappointment"(Saysnothing else)Tries tocheck in forphysicaltherapy at thefront desk"I'm herefor thewalk-in""I did thecheck in, butit says to seeyou at thefront desk"Requestsimmediatecompletion oftime-intensive task"I didthatonline"Is late andblames iton trafficIs snarkyfor literallyno reasonTells you allinformationunder thesun accepttheir name"I just wannamake surethey didn'tskip me"Patientand guestargueArrives earlyand complainsabout notbeing seenearly"I checked inonline. Do Ineed to doanythingelse?""Is thiswhere Icheck in?""Am Igood?"Changesappointmenttime overand overagainLeans toofar overthecounter"It says youhave a fewmorequestions forme"I didthe "I'mhere"Pullsthe doorclosedPatient stays inthe middle ofthe counterwhen someoneelse needs tocheck inComplainsabout x-raynotificationGets madat literallyanything"But it saysmyappointmenttime is ___""Can Iborrow awheelchair?""Peopleare goingbackbefore me"Patientshovessomethingin your faceChecks in onphone anddoesn'tcome up tothe desk"I thoughtthis wasa walk-in" Asks if theprovider isrunning behind,without sayingtheir name or theproviders name"Do Ijust waithere?"Walks awaywhile you'rein the middleof checkingthem inComplainsabout thetablet whenhanded tothemParksright infront ofthe door"Where'syourbathroom?""Everything'sthe same""Am Ichecked in?I've beensitting outhere"Patient comesin, passes thefront desk, andgoes to thecheck out tocheck inPatient isover an hourlate and stillexpects tobe seenComes backto desk andsays thetablet isn'tworkingPatientarrives onthe wrongday"NothingschangedWalks right upto the deskand startstalking whenyou're busy"What doyou meanyou can'tmakechange?"Patientarrives atwronglocationComes up tothe desk andjust stares atyou"What's yourbirthday?"(Says firstname)"Do I havetime to goto thebathroom""I have anappointment"(Saysnothing else)Tries tocheck in forphysicaltherapy at thefront desk"I'm herefor thewalk-in""I did thecheck in, butit says to seeyou at thefront desk"Requestsimmediatecompletion oftime-intensive task"I didthatonline"Is late andblames iton trafficIs snarkyfor literallyno reasonTells you allinformationunder thesun accepttheir name"I just wannamake surethey didn'tskip me"Patientand guestargueArrives earlyand complainsabout notbeing seenearly"I checked inonline. Do Ineed to doanythingelse?""Is thiswhere Icheck in?""Am Igood?"Changesappointmenttime overand overagainLeans toofar overthecounter"It says youhave a fewmorequestions forme"I didthe "I'mhere"Pullsthe doorclosedPatient stays inthe middle ofthe counterwhen someoneelse needs tocheck inComplainsabout x-raynotificationGets madat literallyanything"But it saysmyappointmenttime is ___""Can Iborrow awheelchair?""Peopleare goingbackbefore me"Patientshovessomethingin your faceChecks in onphone anddoesn'tcome up tothe desk"I thoughtthis wasa walk-in" Asks if theprovider isrunning behind,without sayingtheir name or theproviders name"Do Ijust waithere?"Walks awaywhile you'rein the middleof checkingthem inComplainsabout thetablet whenhanded tothemParksright infront ofthe door

Stuff Patient Say (too much) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Where's your bathroom?"
  2. "Everything's the same"
  3. "Am I checked in? I've been sitting out here"
  4. Patient comes in, passes the front desk, and goes to the check out to check in
  5. Patient is over an hour late and still expects to be seen
  6. Comes back to desk and says the tablet isn't working
  7. Patient arrives on the wrong day
  8. "Nothings changed
  9. Walks right up to the desk and starts talking when you're busy
  10. "What do you mean you can't make change?"
  11. Patient arrives at wrong location
  12. Comes up to the desk and just stares at you
  13. "What's your birthday?" (Says first name)
  14. "Do I have time to go to the bathroom"
  15. "I have an appointment" (Says nothing else)
  16. Tries to check in for physical therapy at the front desk
  17. "I'm here for the walk-in"
  18. "I did the check in, but it says to see you at the front desk"
  19. Requests immediate completion of time-intensive task
  20. "I did that online"
  21. Is late and blames it on traffic
  22. Is snarky for literally no reason
  23. Tells you all information under the sun accept their name
  24. "I just wanna make sure they didn't skip me"
  25. Patient and guest argue
  26. Arrives early and complains about not being seen early
  27. "I checked in online. Do I need to do anything else?"
  28. "Is this where I check in?"
  29. "Am I good?"
  30. Changes appointment time over and over again
  31. Leans too far over the counter
  32. "It says you have a few more questions for me"
  33. I did the "I'm here"
  34. Pulls the door closed
  35. Patient stays in the middle of the counter when someone else needs to check in
  36. Complains about x-ray notification
  37. Gets mad at literally anything
  38. "But it says my appointment time is ___"
  39. "Can I borrow a wheelchair?"
  40. "People are going back before me"
  41. Patient shoves something in your face
  42. Checks in on phone and doesn't come up to the desk
  43. "I thought this was a walk-in"
  44. Asks if the provider is running behind, without saying their name or the providers name
  45. "Do I just wait here?"
  46. Walks away while you're in the middle of checking them in
  47. Complains about the tablet when handed to them
  48. Parks right in front of the door