"What's yourbirthday?"(Says firstname)Walks right upto the deskand startstalking whenyou're busy"I didthatonline""What doyou meanyou can'tmakechange?"Patientshovessomethingin your facePatientand guestargueRequestsimmediatecompletion oftime-intensive taskTries tocheck in forphysicaltherapy at thefront deskComes up tothe desk andjust stares atyou"Everything'sthe same"Complainsabout thetablet whenhanded tothem"I'm herefor thewalk-in"Asks if theprovider isrunning behind,without sayingtheir name or theproviders name"Do Ijust waithere?"Complainsabout x-raynotificationChecks in onphone anddoesn'tcome up tothe deskPatient comesin, passes thefront desk, andgoes to thecheck out tocheck inParksright infront ofthe door"But it saysmyappointmenttime is ___""Peopleare goingbackbefore me""Where'syourbathroom?""Am Igood?"Comes backto desk andsays thetablet isn'tworking"Can Iborrow awheelchair?"Patient stays inthe middle ofthe counterwhen someoneelse needs tocheck inArrives earlyand complainsabout notbeing seenearly"Do I havetime to goto thebathroom""It says youhave a fewmorequestions forme"Tells you allinformationunder thesun accepttheir name"I did thecheck in, butit says to seeyou at thefront desk""Nothingschanged"I just wannamake surethey didn'tskip me"Patientarrives onthe wrongdayIs snarkyfor literallyno reasonWalks awaywhile you'rein the middleof checkingthem inChangesappointmenttime overand overagain"I have anappointment"(Saysnothing else)I didthe "I'mhere""I thoughtthis wasa walk-in" Gets madat literallyanything"Am Ichecked in?I've beensitting outhere""I checked inonline. Do Ineed to doanythingelse?"Patient isover an hourlate and stillexpects tobe seenIs late andblames iton trafficLeans toofar overthecounter"Is thiswhere Icheck in?"Pullsthe doorclosedPatientarrives atwronglocation"What's yourbirthday?"(Says firstname)Walks right upto the deskand startstalking whenyou're busy"I didthatonline""What doyou meanyou can'tmakechange?"Patientshovessomethingin your facePatientand guestargueRequestsimmediatecompletion oftime-intensive taskTries tocheck in forphysicaltherapy at thefront deskComes up tothe desk andjust stares atyou"Everything'sthe same"Complainsabout thetablet whenhanded tothem"I'm herefor thewalk-in"Asks if theprovider isrunning behind,without sayingtheir name or theproviders name"Do Ijust waithere?"Complainsabout x-raynotificationChecks in onphone anddoesn'tcome up tothe deskPatient comesin, passes thefront desk, andgoes to thecheck out tocheck inParksright infront ofthe door"But it saysmyappointmenttime is ___""Peopleare goingbackbefore me""Where'syourbathroom?""Am Igood?"Comes backto desk andsays thetablet isn'tworking"Can Iborrow awheelchair?"Patient stays inthe middle ofthe counterwhen someoneelse needs tocheck inArrives earlyand complainsabout notbeing seenearly"Do I havetime to goto thebathroom""It says youhave a fewmorequestions forme"Tells you allinformationunder thesun accepttheir name"I did thecheck in, butit says to seeyou at thefront desk""Nothingschanged"I just wannamake surethey didn'tskip me"Patientarrives onthe wrongdayIs snarkyfor literallyno reasonWalks awaywhile you'rein the middleof checkingthem inChangesappointmenttime overand overagain"I have anappointment"(Saysnothing else)I didthe "I'mhere""I thoughtthis wasa walk-in" Gets madat literallyanything"Am Ichecked in?I've beensitting outhere""I checked inonline. Do Ineed to doanythingelse?"Patient isover an hourlate and stillexpects tobe seenIs late andblames iton trafficLeans toofar overthecounter"Is thiswhere Icheck in?"Pullsthe doorclosedPatientarrives atwronglocation

Stuff Patient Say (too much) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "What's your birthday?" (Says first name)
  2. Walks right up to the desk and starts talking when you're busy
  3. "I did that online"
  4. "What do you mean you can't make change?"
  5. Patient shoves something in your face
  6. Patient and guest argue
  7. Requests immediate completion of time-intensive task
  8. Tries to check in for physical therapy at the front desk
  9. Comes up to the desk and just stares at you
  10. "Everything's the same"
  11. Complains about the tablet when handed to them
  12. "I'm here for the walk-in"
  13. Asks if the provider is running behind, without saying their name or the providers name
  14. "Do I just wait here?"
  15. Complains about x-ray notification
  16. Checks in on phone and doesn't come up to the desk
  17. Patient comes in, passes the front desk, and goes to the check out to check in
  18. Parks right in front of the door
  19. "But it says my appointment time is ___"
  20. "People are going back before me"
  21. "Where's your bathroom?"
  22. "Am I good?"
  23. Comes back to desk and says the tablet isn't working
  24. "Can I borrow a wheelchair?"
  25. Patient stays in the middle of the counter when someone else needs to check in
  26. Arrives early and complains about not being seen early
  27. "Do I have time to go to the bathroom"
  28. "It says you have a few more questions for me"
  29. Tells you all information under the sun accept their name
  30. "I did the check in, but it says to see you at the front desk"
  31. "Nothings changed
  32. "I just wanna make sure they didn't skip me"
  33. Patient arrives on the wrong day
  34. Is snarky for literally no reason
  35. Walks away while you're in the middle of checking them in
  36. Changes appointment time over and over again
  37. "I have an appointment" (Says nothing else)
  38. I did the "I'm here"
  39. "I thought this was a walk-in"
  40. Gets mad at literally anything
  41. "Am I checked in? I've been sitting out here"
  42. "I checked in online. Do I need to do anything else?"
  43. Patient is over an hour late and still expects to be seen
  44. Is late and blames it on traffic
  45. Leans too far over the counter
  46. "Is this where I check in?"
  47. Pulls the door closed
  48. Patient arrives at wrong location