Parksright infront ofthe doorLeans toofar overthecounterComplainsabout thetablet whenhanded tothem"Where'syourbathroom?"Arrives earlyand complainsabout notbeing seenearlyIs late andblames iton traffic"I just wannamake surethey didn'tskip me"Tells you allinformationunder thesun accepttheir nameComes backto desk andsays thetablet isn'tworkingChangesappointmenttime overand overagain"What doyou meanyou can'tmakechange?""Do I havetime to goto thebathroom""NothingschangedPatientarrives onthe wrongday"I thoughtthis wasa walk-in" Asks if theprovider isrunning behind,without sayingtheir name or theproviders name"Is thiswhere Icheck in?""Can Iborrow awheelchair?""I did thecheck in, butit says to seeyou at thefront desk"Walks awaywhile you'rein the middleof checkingthem in"It says youhave a fewmorequestions forme"Patientand guestargue"I checked inonline. Do Ineed to doanythingelse?"Patient isover an hourlate and stillexpects tobe seenIs snarkyfor literallyno reasonPatient stays inthe middle ofthe counterwhen someoneelse needs tocheck inPatientshovessomethingin your faceRequestsimmediatecompletion oftime-intensive task"Everything'sthe same"Complainsabout x-raynotificationComes up tothe desk andjust stares atyouWalks right upto the deskand startstalking whenyou're busy"Peopleare goingbackbefore me"Pullsthe doorclosed"What's yourbirthday?"(Says firstname)"Am Igood?""Do Ijust waithere?"Patientarrives atwronglocationI didthe "I'mhere"Patient comesin, passes thefront desk, andgoes to thecheck out tocheck in"Am Ichecked in?I've beensitting outhere"Checks in onphone anddoesn'tcome up tothe desk"I'm herefor thewalk-in""But it saysmyappointmenttime is ___""I didthatonline"Tries tocheck in forphysicaltherapy at thefront deskGets madat literallyanything"I have anappointment"(Saysnothing else)Parksright infront ofthe doorLeans toofar overthecounterComplainsabout thetablet whenhanded tothem"Where'syourbathroom?"Arrives earlyand complainsabout notbeing seenearlyIs late andblames iton traffic"I just wannamake surethey didn'tskip me"Tells you allinformationunder thesun accepttheir nameComes backto desk andsays thetablet isn'tworkingChangesappointmenttime overand overagain"What doyou meanyou can'tmakechange?""Do I havetime to goto thebathroom""NothingschangedPatientarrives onthe wrongday"I thoughtthis wasa walk-in" Asks if theprovider isrunning behind,without sayingtheir name or theproviders name"Is thiswhere Icheck in?""Can Iborrow awheelchair?""I did thecheck in, butit says to seeyou at thefront desk"Walks awaywhile you'rein the middleof checkingthem in"It says youhave a fewmorequestions forme"Patientand guestargue"I checked inonline. Do Ineed to doanythingelse?"Patient isover an hourlate and stillexpects tobe seenIs snarkyfor literallyno reasonPatient stays inthe middle ofthe counterwhen someoneelse needs tocheck inPatientshovessomethingin your faceRequestsimmediatecompletion oftime-intensive task"Everything'sthe same"Complainsabout x-raynotificationComes up tothe desk andjust stares atyouWalks right upto the deskand startstalking whenyou're busy"Peopleare goingbackbefore me"Pullsthe doorclosed"What's yourbirthday?"(Says firstname)"Am Igood?""Do Ijust waithere?"Patientarrives atwronglocationI didthe "I'mhere"Patient comesin, passes thefront desk, andgoes to thecheck out tocheck in"Am Ichecked in?I've beensitting outhere"Checks in onphone anddoesn'tcome up tothe desk"I'm herefor thewalk-in""But it saysmyappointmenttime is ___""I didthatonline"Tries tocheck in forphysicaltherapy at thefront deskGets madat literallyanything"I have anappointment"(Saysnothing else)

Stuff Patient Say (too much) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Parks right in front of the door
  2. Leans too far over the counter
  3. Complains about the tablet when handed to them
  4. "Where's your bathroom?"
  5. Arrives early and complains about not being seen early
  6. Is late and blames it on traffic
  7. "I just wanna make sure they didn't skip me"
  8. Tells you all information under the sun accept their name
  9. Comes back to desk and says the tablet isn't working
  10. Changes appointment time over and over again
  11. "What do you mean you can't make change?"
  12. "Do I have time to go to the bathroom"
  13. "Nothings changed
  14. Patient arrives on the wrong day
  15. "I thought this was a walk-in"
  16. Asks if the provider is running behind, without saying their name or the providers name
  17. "Is this where I check in?"
  18. "Can I borrow a wheelchair?"
  19. "I did the check in, but it says to see you at the front desk"
  20. Walks away while you're in the middle of checking them in
  21. "It says you have a few more questions for me"
  22. Patient and guest argue
  23. "I checked in online. Do I need to do anything else?"
  24. Patient is over an hour late and still expects to be seen
  25. Is snarky for literally no reason
  26. Patient stays in the middle of the counter when someone else needs to check in
  27. Patient shoves something in your face
  28. Requests immediate completion of time-intensive task
  29. "Everything's the same"
  30. Complains about x-ray notification
  31. Comes up to the desk and just stares at you
  32. Walks right up to the desk and starts talking when you're busy
  33. "People are going back before me"
  34. Pulls the door closed
  35. "What's your birthday?" (Says first name)
  36. "Am I good?"
  37. "Do I just wait here?"
  38. Patient arrives at wrong location
  39. I did the "I'm here"
  40. Patient comes in, passes the front desk, and goes to the check out to check in
  41. "Am I checked in? I've been sitting out here"
  42. Checks in on phone and doesn't come up to the desk
  43. "I'm here for the walk-in"
  44. "But it says my appointment time is ___"
  45. "I did that online"
  46. Tries to check in for physical therapy at the front desk
  47. Gets mad at literally anything
  48. "I have an appointment" (Says nothing else)