Is snarkyfor literallyno reasonComes up tothe desk andjust stares atyou"I thoughtthis wasa walk-in" "I just wannamake surethey didn'tskip me""Do I havetime to goto thebathroom"Patient comesin, passes thefront desk, andgoes to thecheck out tocheck in"What's yourbirthday?"(Says firstname)Patientand guestargueGets madat literallyanything"Is thiswhere Icheck in?""Everything'sthe same"Checks in onphone anddoesn'tcome up tothe desk"I didthatonline"Leans toofar overthecounterChangesappointmenttime overand overagain"Where'syourbathroom?""Am Igood?""Am Ichecked in?I've beensitting outhere""What doyou meanyou can'tmakechange?"Comes backto desk andsays thetablet isn'tworking"Can Iborrow awheelchair?"Complainsabout thetablet whenhanded tothem"I'm herefor thewalk-in"Walks awaywhile you'rein the middleof checkingthem inTells you allinformationunder thesun accepttheir nameIs late andblames iton traffic"I have anappointment"(Saysnothing else)"I did thecheck in, butit says to seeyou at thefront desk""It says youhave a fewmorequestions forme""NothingschangedArrives earlyand complainsabout notbeing seenearly"I checked inonline. Do Ineed to doanythingelse?"Walks right upto the deskand startstalking whenyou're busyPatient isover an hourlate and stillexpects tobe seen"Peopleare goingbackbefore me"Complainsabout x-raynotificationAsks if theprovider isrunning behind,without sayingtheir name or theproviders name"Do Ijust waithere?"Patientarrives onthe wrongdayPullsthe doorclosedParksright infront ofthe doorPatient stays inthe middle ofthe counterwhen someoneelse needs tocheck inPatientarrives atwronglocationI didthe "I'mhere"Tries tocheck in forphysicaltherapy at thefront deskPatientshovessomethingin your faceRequestsimmediatecompletion oftime-intensive task"But it saysmyappointmenttime is ___"Is snarkyfor literallyno reasonComes up tothe desk andjust stares atyou"I thoughtthis wasa walk-in" "I just wannamake surethey didn'tskip me""Do I havetime to goto thebathroom"Patient comesin, passes thefront desk, andgoes to thecheck out tocheck in"What's yourbirthday?"(Says firstname)Patientand guestargueGets madat literallyanything"Is thiswhere Icheck in?""Everything'sthe same"Checks in onphone anddoesn'tcome up tothe desk"I didthatonline"Leans toofar overthecounterChangesappointmenttime overand overagain"Where'syourbathroom?""Am Igood?""Am Ichecked in?I've beensitting outhere""What doyou meanyou can'tmakechange?"Comes backto desk andsays thetablet isn'tworking"Can Iborrow awheelchair?"Complainsabout thetablet whenhanded tothem"I'm herefor thewalk-in"Walks awaywhile you'rein the middleof checkingthem inTells you allinformationunder thesun accepttheir nameIs late andblames iton traffic"I have anappointment"(Saysnothing else)"I did thecheck in, butit says to seeyou at thefront desk""It says youhave a fewmorequestions forme""NothingschangedArrives earlyand complainsabout notbeing seenearly"I checked inonline. Do Ineed to doanythingelse?"Walks right upto the deskand startstalking whenyou're busyPatient isover an hourlate and stillexpects tobe seen"Peopleare goingbackbefore me"Complainsabout x-raynotificationAsks if theprovider isrunning behind,without sayingtheir name or theproviders name"Do Ijust waithere?"Patientarrives onthe wrongdayPullsthe doorclosedParksright infront ofthe doorPatient stays inthe middle ofthe counterwhen someoneelse needs tocheck inPatientarrives atwronglocationI didthe "I'mhere"Tries tocheck in forphysicaltherapy at thefront deskPatientshovessomethingin your faceRequestsimmediatecompletion oftime-intensive task"But it saysmyappointmenttime is ___"

Stuff Patient Say (too much) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Is snarky for literally no reason
  2. Comes up to the desk and just stares at you
  3. "I thought this was a walk-in"
  4. "I just wanna make sure they didn't skip me"
  5. "Do I have time to go to the bathroom"
  6. Patient comes in, passes the front desk, and goes to the check out to check in
  7. "What's your birthday?" (Says first name)
  8. Patient and guest argue
  9. Gets mad at literally anything
  10. "Is this where I check in?"
  11. "Everything's the same"
  12. Checks in on phone and doesn't come up to the desk
  13. "I did that online"
  14. Leans too far over the counter
  15. Changes appointment time over and over again
  16. "Where's your bathroom?"
  17. "Am I good?"
  18. "Am I checked in? I've been sitting out here"
  19. "What do you mean you can't make change?"
  20. Comes back to desk and says the tablet isn't working
  21. "Can I borrow a wheelchair?"
  22. Complains about the tablet when handed to them
  23. "I'm here for the walk-in"
  24. Walks away while you're in the middle of checking them in
  25. Tells you all information under the sun accept their name
  26. Is late and blames it on traffic
  27. "I have an appointment" (Says nothing else)
  28. "I did the check in, but it says to see you at the front desk"
  29. "It says you have a few more questions for me"
  30. "Nothings changed
  31. Arrives early and complains about not being seen early
  32. "I checked in online. Do I need to do anything else?"
  33. Walks right up to the desk and starts talking when you're busy
  34. Patient is over an hour late and still expects to be seen
  35. "People are going back before me"
  36. Complains about x-ray notification
  37. Asks if the provider is running behind, without saying their name or the providers name
  38. "Do I just wait here?"
  39. Patient arrives on the wrong day
  40. Pulls the door closed
  41. Parks right in front of the door
  42. Patient stays in the middle of the counter when someone else needs to check in
  43. Patient arrives at wrong location
  44. I did the "I'm here"
  45. Tries to check in for physical therapy at the front desk
  46. Patient shoves something in your face
  47. Requests immediate completion of time-intensive task
  48. "But it says my appointment time is ___"