"What doyou meanyou can'tmakechange?"Asks if theprovider isrunning behind,without sayingtheir name or theproviders namePatientshovessomethingin your faceParksright infront ofthe door"But it saysmyappointmenttime is ___"Patientand guestargue"Everything'sthe same""I did thecheck in, butit says to seeyou at thefront desk""Is thiswhere Icheck in?"Complainsabout thetablet whenhanded tothemWalks right upto the deskand startstalking whenyou're busyWalks awaywhile you'rein the middleof checkingthem in"I just wannamake surethey didn'tskip me"Is snarkyfor literallyno reason"Do I havetime to goto thebathroom""What's yourbirthday?"(Says firstname)"Where'syourbathroom?"Patient comesin, passes thefront desk, andgoes to thecheck out tocheck in"It says youhave a fewmorequestions forme"Changesappointmenttime overand overagain"Peopleare goingbackbefore me"Patientarrives onthe wrongday"Do Ijust waithere?""NothingschangedIs late andblames iton trafficComplainsabout x-raynotificationGets madat literallyanythingComes backto desk andsays thetablet isn'tworking"Am Igood?"Patient stays inthe middle ofthe counterwhen someoneelse needs tocheck inI didthe "I'mhere""Am Ichecked in?I've beensitting outhere""I didthatonline"Patient isover an hourlate and stillexpects tobe seenChecks in onphone anddoesn'tcome up tothe desk"I'm herefor thewalk-in"Tries tocheck in forphysicaltherapy at thefront deskTells you allinformationunder thesun accepttheir namePullsthe doorclosed"Can Iborrow awheelchair?"Leans toofar overthecounterArrives earlyand complainsabout notbeing seenearlyPatientarrives atwronglocation"I have anappointment"(Saysnothing else)Requestsimmediatecompletion oftime-intensive task"I checked inonline. Do Ineed to doanythingelse?"Comes up tothe desk andjust stares atyou"I thoughtthis wasa walk-in" "What doyou meanyou can'tmakechange?"Asks if theprovider isrunning behind,without sayingtheir name or theproviders namePatientshovessomethingin your faceParksright infront ofthe door"But it saysmyappointmenttime is ___"Patientand guestargue"Everything'sthe same""I did thecheck in, butit says to seeyou at thefront desk""Is thiswhere Icheck in?"Complainsabout thetablet whenhanded tothemWalks right upto the deskand startstalking whenyou're busyWalks awaywhile you'rein the middleof checkingthem in"I just wannamake surethey didn'tskip me"Is snarkyfor literallyno reason"Do I havetime to goto thebathroom""What's yourbirthday?"(Says firstname)"Where'syourbathroom?"Patient comesin, passes thefront desk, andgoes to thecheck out tocheck in"It says youhave a fewmorequestions forme"Changesappointmenttime overand overagain"Peopleare goingbackbefore me"Patientarrives onthe wrongday"Do Ijust waithere?""NothingschangedIs late andblames iton trafficComplainsabout x-raynotificationGets madat literallyanythingComes backto desk andsays thetablet isn'tworking"Am Igood?"Patient stays inthe middle ofthe counterwhen someoneelse needs tocheck inI didthe "I'mhere""Am Ichecked in?I've beensitting outhere""I didthatonline"Patient isover an hourlate and stillexpects tobe seenChecks in onphone anddoesn'tcome up tothe desk"I'm herefor thewalk-in"Tries tocheck in forphysicaltherapy at thefront deskTells you allinformationunder thesun accepttheir namePullsthe doorclosed"Can Iborrow awheelchair?"Leans toofar overthecounterArrives earlyand complainsabout notbeing seenearlyPatientarrives atwronglocation"I have anappointment"(Saysnothing else)Requestsimmediatecompletion oftime-intensive task"I checked inonline. Do Ineed to doanythingelse?"Comes up tothe desk andjust stares atyou"I thoughtthis wasa walk-in" 

Stuff Patient Say (too much) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "What do you mean you can't make change?"
  2. Asks if the provider is running behind, without saying their name or the providers name
  3. Patient shoves something in your face
  4. Parks right in front of the door
  5. "But it says my appointment time is ___"
  6. Patient and guest argue
  7. "Everything's the same"
  8. "I did the check in, but it says to see you at the front desk"
  9. "Is this where I check in?"
  10. Complains about the tablet when handed to them
  11. Walks right up to the desk and starts talking when you're busy
  12. Walks away while you're in the middle of checking them in
  13. "I just wanna make sure they didn't skip me"
  14. Is snarky for literally no reason
  15. "Do I have time to go to the bathroom"
  16. "What's your birthday?" (Says first name)
  17. "Where's your bathroom?"
  18. Patient comes in, passes the front desk, and goes to the check out to check in
  19. "It says you have a few more questions for me"
  20. Changes appointment time over and over again
  21. "People are going back before me"
  22. Patient arrives on the wrong day
  23. "Do I just wait here?"
  24. "Nothings changed
  25. Is late and blames it on traffic
  26. Complains about x-ray notification
  27. Gets mad at literally anything
  28. Comes back to desk and says the tablet isn't working
  29. "Am I good?"
  30. Patient stays in the middle of the counter when someone else needs to check in
  31. I did the "I'm here"
  32. "Am I checked in? I've been sitting out here"
  33. "I did that online"
  34. Patient is over an hour late and still expects to be seen
  35. Checks in on phone and doesn't come up to the desk
  36. "I'm here for the walk-in"
  37. Tries to check in for physical therapy at the front desk
  38. Tells you all information under the sun accept their name
  39. Pulls the door closed
  40. "Can I borrow a wheelchair?"
  41. Leans too far over the counter
  42. Arrives early and complains about not being seen early
  43. Patient arrives at wrong location
  44. "I have an appointment" (Says nothing else)
  45. Requests immediate completion of time-intensive task
  46. "I checked in online. Do I need to do anything else?"
  47. Comes up to the desk and just stares at you
  48. "I thought this was a walk-in"