Heapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺Sauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)90% of themare formerReylo/DarklinashippersOnly likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterTolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!SauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!TheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸If you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!But it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!Constantlyquotingthat onedirectorb-butFinwë!!!Peter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!If you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolToXiCFaNdOMBut Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificantttNo one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!Celebornis aracist!!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!Quoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCelebornBig bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!Tolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!ButCelebornis dead!!Heapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺Sauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)90% of themare formerReylo/DarklinashippersOnly likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterTolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!SauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!TheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸If you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!But it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!Constantlyquotingthat onedirectorb-butFinwë!!!Peter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!If you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolToXiCFaNdOMBut Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificantttNo one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!Celebornis aracist!!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!Quoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCelebornBig bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!Tolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!ButCelebornis dead!!

Average Haladriel shipper bingo card - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. He apologised for killing Finrod!!🥺
  2. Sauron would never love Celebrimbor/Morgoth because.... (Trying to cancel other ships while complaining people are attacking them)
  3. 90% of them are former Reylo/Darklina shippers
  4. Only likes Celebrían if she is somehow Sauron's daughter
  5. Tolkien wanted Galadriel to be Sauron's wife in the books he was just a coward and never made it canon!!
  6. Sauron stabbing Galadriel is a metaphor for sexual intercourse!
  7. The Elrond/Galadriel kiss was actually Sauron in disguise 🥸
  8. If you like Celeborn/Galadriel you are actually an incel/trad wife!
  9. But it gives Sauron's character depth and development!!!
  10. Constantly quoting that one director
  11. b-but Finwë!!!
  12. Peter Jackson also shipped Galadriel/Gandalf so Sauron/Galadriel is valid because....
  13. Galadriel wearing Nenya means they are officially engaged!!
  14. If you don't like Haladriel you are a misogynist!
  15. 90% of them actually self insert into the ship lol
  16. ToXiC FaNdOM
  17. But Celeborn is so boringgg and insignificanttt
  18. No one actually likes Celeborn/Galadriel y'all are just secretly haladriel antis!!
  19. Celeborn is a racist!!
  20. Everyone would have fallen for Sauron he is the greatest deceiver!!
  21. Quoting stuff from the book in order to show how much Galadriel actually hated Celeborn
  22. Big bad evil Morgoth tortured poor innocent pookie Sauron and that's why he turned that way it's all his fault!!
  23. Tolkien never said that Sauron never had a human form!
  24. But Celeborn is dead!!