Constantlyquotingthat onedirectorTolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!No one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!SauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!ButCelebornis dead!!ToXiCFaNdOMBig bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!Sauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)b-butFinwë!!!If you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!Celebornis aracist!!If you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!Only likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterPeter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....But Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificantttBut it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolGaladrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!Heapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺Tolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!Quoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCelebornTheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸90% of themare formerReylo/DarklinashippersConstantlyquotingthat onedirectorTolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!No one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!SauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!ButCelebornis dead!!ToXiCFaNdOMBig bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!Sauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)b-butFinwë!!!If you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!Celebornis aracist!!If you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!Only likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterPeter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....But Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificantttBut it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolGaladrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!Heapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺Tolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!Quoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCelebornTheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸90% of themare formerReylo/Darklinashippers

Average Haladriel shipper bingo card - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Constantly quoting that one director
  2. Tolkien never said that Sauron never had a human form!
  3. No one actually likes Celeborn/Galadriel y'all are just secretly haladriel antis!!
  4. Everyone would have fallen for Sauron he is the greatest deceiver!!
  5. Sauron stabbing Galadriel is a metaphor for sexual intercourse!
  6. But Celeborn is dead!!
  7. ToXiC FaNdOM
  8. Big bad evil Morgoth tortured poor innocent pookie Sauron and that's why he turned that way it's all his fault!!
  9. Sauron would never love Celebrimbor/Morgoth because.... (Trying to cancel other ships while complaining people are attacking them)
  10. b-but Finwë!!!
  11. If you don't like Haladriel you are a misogynist!
  12. Celeborn is a racist!!
  13. If you like Celeborn/Galadriel you are actually an incel/trad wife!
  14. Only likes Celebrían if she is somehow Sauron's daughter
  15. Peter Jackson also shipped Galadriel/Gandalf so Sauron/Galadriel is valid because....
  16. But Celeborn is so boringgg and insignificanttt
  17. But it gives Sauron's character depth and development!!!
  18. 90% of them actually self insert into the ship lol
  19. Galadriel wearing Nenya means they are officially engaged!!
  20. He apologised for killing Finrod!!🥺
  21. Tolkien wanted Galadriel to be Sauron's wife in the books he was just a coward and never made it canon!!
  22. Quoting stuff from the book in order to show how much Galadriel actually hated Celeborn
  23. The Elrond/Galadriel kiss was actually Sauron in disguise 🥸
  24. 90% of them are former Reylo/Darklina shippers