If you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!Big bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!Tolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!Sauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!ToXiCFaNdOMNo one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!But it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!Quoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCelebornOnly likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterSauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!TheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸b-butFinwë!!!ButCelebornis dead!!Tolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!Celebornis aracist!!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolBut Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificanttt90% of themare formerReylo/DarklinashippersHeapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺Constantlyquotingthat onedirectorIf you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!Peter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....If you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!Big bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!Tolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!Sauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!ToXiCFaNdOMNo one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!But it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!Quoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCelebornOnly likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterSauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!TheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸b-butFinwë!!!ButCelebornis dead!!Tolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!Celebornis aracist!!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolBut Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificanttt90% of themare formerReylo/DarklinashippersHeapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺Constantlyquotingthat onedirectorIf you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!Peter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....

Average Haladriel shipper bingo card - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. If you don't like Haladriel you are a misogynist!
  2. Big bad evil Morgoth tortured poor innocent pookie Sauron and that's why he turned that way it's all his fault!!
  3. Tolkien never said that Sauron never had a human form!
  4. Sauron would never love Celebrimbor/Morgoth because.... (Trying to cancel other ships while complaining people are attacking them)
  5. Galadriel wearing Nenya means they are officially engaged!!
  6. ToXiC FaNdOM
  7. No one actually likes Celeborn/Galadriel y'all are just secretly haladriel antis!!
  8. But it gives Sauron's character depth and development!!!
  9. Quoting stuff from the book in order to show how much Galadriel actually hated Celeborn
  10. Only likes Celebrían if she is somehow Sauron's daughter
  11. Sauron stabbing Galadriel is a metaphor for sexual intercourse!
  12. The Elrond/Galadriel kiss was actually Sauron in disguise 🥸
  13. b-but Finwë!!!
  14. But Celeborn is dead!!
  15. Tolkien wanted Galadriel to be Sauron's wife in the books he was just a coward and never made it canon!!
  16. Celeborn is a racist!!
  17. Everyone would have fallen for Sauron he is the greatest deceiver!!
  18. 90% of them actually self insert into the ship lol
  19. But Celeborn is so boringgg and insignificanttt
  20. 90% of them are former Reylo/Darklina shippers
  21. He apologised for killing Finrod!!🥺
  22. Constantly quoting that one director
  23. If you like Celeborn/Galadriel you are actually an incel/trad wife!
  24. Peter Jackson also shipped Galadriel/Gandalf so Sauron/Galadriel is valid because....