b-butFinwë!!!Constantlyquotingthat onedirectorTheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸Only likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterBut Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificantttToXiCFaNdOMButCelebornis dead!!But it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!Sauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)No one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!If you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!Peter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!Celebornis aracist!!Heapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺If you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolTolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!Big bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!Tolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!Quoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCelebornSauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!90% of themare formerReylo/Darklinashippersb-butFinwë!!!Constantlyquotingthat onedirectorTheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸Only likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterBut Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificantttToXiCFaNdOMButCelebornis dead!!But it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!Sauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)No one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!If you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!Peter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!Celebornis aracist!!Heapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺If you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolTolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!Big bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!Tolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!Quoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCelebornSauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!90% of themare formerReylo/Darklinashippers

Average Haladriel shipper bingo card - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. b-but Finwë!!!
  2. Constantly quoting that one director
  3. The Elrond/Galadriel kiss was actually Sauron in disguise 🥸
  4. Only likes Celebrían if she is somehow Sauron's daughter
  5. But Celeborn is so boringgg and insignificanttt
  6. ToXiC FaNdOM
  7. But Celeborn is dead!!
  8. But it gives Sauron's character depth and development!!!
  9. Sauron would never love Celebrimbor/Morgoth because.... (Trying to cancel other ships while complaining people are attacking them)
  10. No one actually likes Celeborn/Galadriel y'all are just secretly haladriel antis!!
  11. If you like Celeborn/Galadriel you are actually an incel/trad wife!
  12. Everyone would have fallen for Sauron he is the greatest deceiver!!
  13. Peter Jackson also shipped Galadriel/Gandalf so Sauron/Galadriel is valid because....
  14. Galadriel wearing Nenya means they are officially engaged!!
  15. Celeborn is a racist!!
  16. He apologised for killing Finrod!!🥺
  17. If you don't like Haladriel you are a misogynist!
  18. 90% of them actually self insert into the ship lol
  19. Tolkien never said that Sauron never had a human form!
  20. Big bad evil Morgoth tortured poor innocent pookie Sauron and that's why he turned that way it's all his fault!!
  21. Tolkien wanted Galadriel to be Sauron's wife in the books he was just a coward and never made it canon!!
  22. Quoting stuff from the book in order to show how much Galadriel actually hated Celeborn
  23. Sauron stabbing Galadriel is a metaphor for sexual intercourse!
  24. 90% of them are former Reylo/Darklina shippers