No one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!TheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸Heapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺Peter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....Celebornis aracist!!ButCelebornis dead!!Tolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!Only likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterBut Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificantttIf you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!Tolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!If you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!But it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!SauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolSauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)Constantlyquotingthat onedirectorToXiCFaNdOM90% of themare formerReylo/Darklinashippersb-butFinwë!!!Quoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCelebornBig bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!No one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!TheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸Heapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺Peter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....Celebornis aracist!!ButCelebornis dead!!Tolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!Only likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterBut Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificantttIf you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!Tolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!If you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!But it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!SauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolSauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)Constantlyquotingthat onedirectorToXiCFaNdOM90% of themare formerReylo/Darklinashippersb-butFinwë!!!Quoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCelebornBig bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!

Average Haladriel shipper bingo card - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. No one actually likes Celeborn/Galadriel y'all are just secretly haladriel antis!!
  2. The Elrond/Galadriel kiss was actually Sauron in disguise 🥸
  3. He apologised for killing Finrod!!🥺
  4. Peter Jackson also shipped Galadriel/Gandalf so Sauron/Galadriel is valid because....
  5. Celeborn is a racist!!
  6. But Celeborn is dead!!
  7. Tolkien wanted Galadriel to be Sauron's wife in the books he was just a coward and never made it canon!!
  8. Only likes Celebrían if she is somehow Sauron's daughter
  9. But Celeborn is so boringgg and insignificanttt
  10. If you don't like Haladriel you are a misogynist!
  11. Everyone would have fallen for Sauron he is the greatest deceiver!!
  12. Tolkien never said that Sauron never had a human form!
  13. If you like Celeborn/Galadriel you are actually an incel/trad wife!
  14. But it gives Sauron's character depth and development!!!
  15. Sauron stabbing Galadriel is a metaphor for sexual intercourse!
  16. Galadriel wearing Nenya means they are officially engaged!!
  17. 90% of them actually self insert into the ship lol
  18. Sauron would never love Celebrimbor/Morgoth because.... (Trying to cancel other ships while complaining people are attacking them)
  19. Constantly quoting that one director
  20. ToXiC FaNdOM
  21. 90% of them are former Reylo/Darklina shippers
  22. b-but Finwë!!!
  23. Quoting stuff from the book in order to show how much Galadriel actually hated Celeborn
  24. Big bad evil Morgoth tortured poor innocent pookie Sauron and that's why he turned that way it's all his fault!!