90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolTolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!But it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!Big bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!Quoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCeleborn90% of themare formerReylo/DarklinashippersSauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)Celebornis aracist!!TheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸ButCelebornis dead!!ToXiCFaNdOmIf you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!Constantlyquotingthat onedirectorHeapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺No one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!Peter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!b-butFinwë!!!Only likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterEveryonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!SauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!But Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificantttTolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!If you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolTolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!But it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!Big bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!Quoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCeleborn90% of themare formerReylo/DarklinashippersSauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)Celebornis aracist!!TheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸ButCelebornis dead!!ToXiCFaNdOmIf you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!Constantlyquotingthat onedirectorHeapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺No one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!Peter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!b-butFinwë!!!Only likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterEveryonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!SauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!But Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificantttTolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!If you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!

Average Haladriel shipper bingo card - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. 90% of them actually self insert into the ship lol
  2. Tolkien wanted Galadriel to be Sauron's wife in the books he was just a coward and never made it canon!!
  3. But it gives Sauron's character depth and development!!!
  4. Big bad evil Morgoth tortured poor innocent pookie Sauron and that's why he turned that way it's all his fault!!
  5. Quoting stuff from the book in order to show how much Galadriel actually hated Celeborn
  6. 90% of them are former Reylo/Darklina shippers
  7. Sauron would never love Celebrimbor/Morgoth because.... (Trying to cancel other ships while complaining people are attacking them)
  8. Celeborn is a racist!!
  9. The Elrond/Galadriel kiss was actually Sauron in disguise 🥸
  10. But Celeborn is dead!!
  11. ToXiC FaNdOm
  12. If you don't like Haladriel you are a misogynist!
  13. Constantly quoting that one director
  14. He apologised for killing Finrod!!🥺
  15. No one actually likes Celeborn/Galadriel y'all are just secretly haladriel antis!!
  16. Peter Jackson also shipped Galadriel/Gandalf so Sauron/Galadriel is valid because....
  17. Galadriel wearing Nenya means they are officially engaged!!
  18. b-but Finwë!!!
  19. Only likes Celebrían if she is somehow Sauron's daughter
  20. Everyone would have fallen for Sauron he is the greatest deceiver!!
  21. Sauron stabbing Galadriel is a metaphor for sexual intercourse!
  22. But Celeborn is so boringgg and insignificanttt
  23. Tolkien never said that Sauron never had a human form!
  24. If you like Celeborn/Galadriel you are actually an incel/trad wife!