If you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!b-butFinwë!!!Celebornis aracist!!Heapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺TheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸ToXiCFaNdOm90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolPeter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!If you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!ButCelebornis dead!!Constantlyquotingthat onedirector90% of themare formerReylo/DarklinashippersTolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!Tolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!Big bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!Quoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCelebornOnly likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterBut it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!Sauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)No one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!SauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!But Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificantttIf you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!b-butFinwë!!!Celebornis aracist!!Heapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺TheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸ToXiCFaNdOm90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolPeter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!If you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!ButCelebornis dead!!Constantlyquotingthat onedirector90% of themare formerReylo/DarklinashippersTolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!Tolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!Big bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!Quoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCelebornOnly likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterBut it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!Sauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)No one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!SauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!But Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificanttt

Average Haladriel shipper bingo card - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. If you don't like Haladriel you are a misogynist!
  2. b-but Finwë!!!
  3. Celeborn is a racist!!
  4. He apologised for killing Finrod!!🥺
  5. The Elrond/Galadriel kiss was actually Sauron in disguise 🥸
  6. ToXiC FaNdOm
  7. 90% of them actually self insert into the ship lol
  8. Peter Jackson also shipped Galadriel/Gandalf so Sauron/Galadriel is valid because....
  9. Galadriel wearing Nenya means they are officially engaged!!
  10. If you like Celeborn/Galadriel you are actually an incel/trad wife!
  11. But Celeborn is dead!!
  12. Constantly quoting that one director
  13. 90% of them are former Reylo/Darklina shippers
  14. Tolkien never said that Sauron never had a human form!
  15. Tolkien wanted Galadriel to be Sauron's wife in the books he was just a coward and never made it canon!!
  16. Big bad evil Morgoth tortured poor innocent pookie Sauron and that's why he turned that way it's all his fault!!
  17. Quoting stuff from the book in order to show how much Galadriel actually hated Celeborn
  18. Only likes Celebrían if she is somehow Sauron's daughter
  19. But it gives Sauron's character depth and development!!!
  20. Sauron would never love Celebrimbor/Morgoth because.... (Trying to cancel other ships while complaining people are attacking them)
  21. No one actually likes Celeborn/Galadriel y'all are just secretly haladriel antis!!
  22. Sauron stabbing Galadriel is a metaphor for sexual intercourse!
  23. Everyone would have fallen for Sauron he is the greatest deceiver!!
  24. But Celeborn is so boringgg and insignificanttt