If you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!But Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificantttb-butFinwë!!!Big bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!Constantlyquotingthat onedirectorTheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸90% of themare formerReylo/DarklinashippersHeapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺Celebornis aracist!!But it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!No one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!Sauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolTolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!SauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!ToXiCFaNdOmButCelebornis dead!!Quoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCelebornPeter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....If you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!Tolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!Only likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterIf you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!But Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificantttb-butFinwë!!!Big bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!Constantlyquotingthat onedirectorTheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸90% of themare formerReylo/DarklinashippersHeapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺Celebornis aracist!!But it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!No one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!Sauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolTolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!SauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!ToXiCFaNdOmButCelebornis dead!!Quoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCelebornPeter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....If you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!Tolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!Only likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughter

Average Haladriel shipper bingo card - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. If you don't like Haladriel you are a misogynist!
  2. But Celeborn is so boringgg and insignificanttt
  3. b-but Finwë!!!
  4. Big bad evil Morgoth tortured poor innocent pookie Sauron and that's why he turned that way it's all his fault!!
  5. Constantly quoting that one director
  6. The Elrond/Galadriel kiss was actually Sauron in disguise 🥸
  7. 90% of them are former Reylo/Darklina shippers
  8. He apologised for killing Finrod!!🥺
  9. Celeborn is a racist!!
  10. But it gives Sauron's character depth and development!!!
  11. No one actually likes Celeborn/Galadriel y'all are just secretly haladriel antis!!
  12. Sauron would never love Celebrimbor/Morgoth because.... (Trying to cancel other ships while complaining people are attacking them)
  13. 90% of them actually self insert into the ship lol
  14. Tolkien wanted Galadriel to be Sauron's wife in the books he was just a coward and never made it canon!!
  15. Everyone would have fallen for Sauron he is the greatest deceiver!!
  16. Sauron stabbing Galadriel is a metaphor for sexual intercourse!
  17. ToXiC FaNdOm
  18. But Celeborn is dead!!
  19. Quoting stuff from the book in order to show how much Galadriel actually hated Celeborn
  20. Peter Jackson also shipped Galadriel/Gandalf so Sauron/Galadriel is valid because....
  21. If you like Celeborn/Galadriel you are actually an incel/trad wife!
  22. Tolkien never said that Sauron never had a human form!
  23. Galadriel wearing Nenya means they are officially engaged!!
  24. Only likes Celebrían if she is somehow Sauron's daughter