Only likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterTolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!Sauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)Celebornis aracist!!Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!90% of themare formerReylo/DarklinashippersTheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸If you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!No one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!Peter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....Big bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!Heapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺ToXiCFaNdOmTolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!ButCelebornis dead!!Quoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCelebornIf you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!b-butFinwë!!!Constantlyquotingthat onedirectorSauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolBut it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!But Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificantttOnly likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterTolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!Sauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)Celebornis aracist!!Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!90% of themare formerReylo/DarklinashippersTheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸If you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!No one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!Peter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....Big bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!Heapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺ToXiCFaNdOmTolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!ButCelebornis dead!!Quoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCelebornIf you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!b-butFinwë!!!Constantlyquotingthat onedirectorSauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolBut it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!But Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificanttt

Average Haladriel shipper bingo card - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Only likes Celebrían if she is somehow Sauron's daughter
  2. Tolkien never said that Sauron never had a human form!
  3. Sauron would never love Celebrimbor/Morgoth because.... (Trying to cancel other ships while complaining people are attacking them)
  4. Celeborn is a racist!!
  5. Galadriel wearing Nenya means they are officially engaged!!
  6. 90% of them are former Reylo/Darklina shippers
  7. The Elrond/Galadriel kiss was actually Sauron in disguise 🥸
  8. If you like Celeborn/Galadriel you are actually an incel/trad wife!
  9. No one actually likes Celeborn/Galadriel y'all are just secretly haladriel antis!!
  10. Everyone would have fallen for Sauron he is the greatest deceiver!!
  11. Peter Jackson also shipped Galadriel/Gandalf so Sauron/Galadriel is valid because....
  12. Big bad evil Morgoth tortured poor innocent pookie Sauron and that's why he turned that way it's all his fault!!
  13. He apologised for killing Finrod!!🥺
  14. ToXiC FaNdOm
  15. Tolkien wanted Galadriel to be Sauron's wife in the books he was just a coward and never made it canon!!
  16. But Celeborn is dead!!
  17. Quoting stuff from the book in order to show how much Galadriel actually hated Celeborn
  18. If you don't like Haladriel you are a misogynist!
  19. b-but Finwë!!!
  20. Constantly quoting that one director
  21. Sauron stabbing Galadriel is a metaphor for sexual intercourse!
  22. 90% of them actually self insert into the ship lol
  23. But it gives Sauron's character depth and development!!!
  24. But Celeborn is so boringgg and insignificanttt