If you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!Peter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....Sauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)No one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!SauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!But Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificantttToXiCFaNdOmCelebornis aracist!!Only likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterTheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸ButCelebornis dead!!Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!Heapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺Tolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!90% of themare formerReylo/DarklinashippersBut it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolIf you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!b-butFinwë!!!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!Constantlyquotingthat onedirectorQuoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCelebornTolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!Big bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!If you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!Peter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....Sauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)No one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!SauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!But Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificantttToXiCFaNdOmCelebornis aracist!!Only likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterTheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸ButCelebornis dead!!Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!Heapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺Tolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!90% of themare formerReylo/DarklinashippersBut it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolIf you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!b-butFinwë!!!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!Constantlyquotingthat onedirectorQuoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCelebornTolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!Big bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!

Average Haladriel shipper bingo card - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. If you don't like Haladriel you are a misogynist!
  2. Peter Jackson also shipped Galadriel/Gandalf so Sauron/Galadriel is valid because....
  3. Sauron would never love Celebrimbor/Morgoth because.... (Trying to cancel other ships while complaining people are attacking them)
  4. No one actually likes Celeborn/Galadriel y'all are just secretly haladriel antis!!
  5. Sauron stabbing Galadriel is a metaphor for sexual intercourse!
  6. But Celeborn is so boringgg and insignificanttt
  7. ToXiC FaNdOm
  8. Celeborn is a racist!!
  9. Only likes Celebrían if she is somehow Sauron's daughter
  10. The Elrond/Galadriel kiss was actually Sauron in disguise 🥸
  11. But Celeborn is dead!!
  12. Galadriel wearing Nenya means they are officially engaged!!
  13. He apologised for killing Finrod!!🥺
  14. Tolkien wanted Galadriel to be Sauron's wife in the books he was just a coward and never made it canon!!
  15. 90% of them are former Reylo/Darklina shippers
  16. But it gives Sauron's character depth and development!!!
  17. 90% of them actually self insert into the ship lol
  18. If you like Celeborn/Galadriel you are actually an incel/trad wife!
  19. b-but Finwë!!!
  20. Everyone would have fallen for Sauron he is the greatest deceiver!!
  21. Constantly quoting that one director
  22. Quoting stuff from the book in order to show how much Galadriel actually hated Celeborn
  23. Tolkien never said that Sauron never had a human form!
  24. Big bad evil Morgoth tortured poor innocent pookie Sauron and that's why he turned that way it's all his fault!!