Constantlyquotingthat onedirectorQuoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCeleborn90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolOnly likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterButCelebornis dead!!Peter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....Big bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!b-butFinwë!!!If you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!Celebornis aracist!!Tolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!Tolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!Sauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)90% of themare formerReylo/DarklinashippersSauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!But it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!TheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸Heapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺If you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!No one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!ToXiCFaNdOmBut Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificantttConstantlyquotingthat onedirectorQuoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCeleborn90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolOnly likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterButCelebornis dead!!Peter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....Big bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!b-butFinwë!!!If you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!Celebornis aracist!!Tolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!Tolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!Sauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)90% of themare formerReylo/DarklinashippersSauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!But it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!TheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸Heapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺If you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!No one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!ToXiCFaNdOmBut Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificanttt

Average Haladriel shipper bingo card - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Constantly quoting that one director
  2. Quoting stuff from the book in order to show how much Galadriel actually hated Celeborn
  3. 90% of them actually self insert into the ship lol
  4. Only likes Celebrían if she is somehow Sauron's daughter
  5. But Celeborn is dead!!
  6. Peter Jackson also shipped Galadriel/Gandalf so Sauron/Galadriel is valid because....
  7. Big bad evil Morgoth tortured poor innocent pookie Sauron and that's why he turned that way it's all his fault!!
  8. b-but Finwë!!!
  9. If you like Celeborn/Galadriel you are actually an incel/trad wife!
  10. Celeborn is a racist!!
  11. Tolkien never said that Sauron never had a human form!
  12. Tolkien wanted Galadriel to be Sauron's wife in the books he was just a coward and never made it canon!!
  13. Galadriel wearing Nenya means they are officially engaged!!
  14. Sauron would never love Celebrimbor/Morgoth because.... (Trying to cancel other ships while complaining people are attacking them)
  15. 90% of them are former Reylo/Darklina shippers
  16. Sauron stabbing Galadriel is a metaphor for sexual intercourse!
  17. But it gives Sauron's character depth and development!!!
  18. The Elrond/Galadriel kiss was actually Sauron in disguise 🥸
  19. He apologised for killing Finrod!!🥺
  20. If you don't like Haladriel you are a misogynist!
  21. Everyone would have fallen for Sauron he is the greatest deceiver!!
  22. No one actually likes Celeborn/Galadriel y'all are just secretly haladriel antis!!
  23. ToXiC FaNdOm
  24. But Celeborn is so boringgg and insignificanttt