Tolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!90% of themare formerReylo/DarklinashippersConstantlyquotingthat onedirector90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolTheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸ButCelebornis dead!!Big bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!SauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!Tolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!If you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!Sauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)ToXiCFaNdOmQuoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCelebornNo one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!Heapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺Celebornis aracist!!But Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificantttBut it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!b-butFinwë!!!Peter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....If you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!Only likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterTolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!90% of themare formerReylo/DarklinashippersConstantlyquotingthat onedirector90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolTheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸ButCelebornis dead!!Big bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!SauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!Tolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!If you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!Sauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)ToXiCFaNdOmQuoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCelebornNo one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!Heapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺Celebornis aracist!!But Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificantttBut it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!b-butFinwë!!!Peter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....If you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!Only likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughter

Average Haladriel shipper bingo card - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Tolkien never said that Sauron never had a human form!
  2. 90% of them are former Reylo/Darklina shippers
  3. Constantly quoting that one director
  4. 90% of them actually self insert into the ship lol
  5. The Elrond/Galadriel kiss was actually Sauron in disguise 🥸
  6. But Celeborn is dead!!
  7. Big bad evil Morgoth tortured poor innocent pookie Sauron and that's why he turned that way it's all his fault!!
  8. Sauron stabbing Galadriel is a metaphor for sexual intercourse!
  9. Tolkien wanted Galadriel to be Sauron's wife in the books he was just a coward and never made it canon!!
  10. Everyone would have fallen for Sauron he is the greatest deceiver!!
  11. Galadriel wearing Nenya means they are officially engaged!!
  12. If you don't like Haladriel you are a misogynist!
  13. Sauron would never love Celebrimbor/Morgoth because.... (Trying to cancel other ships while complaining people are attacking them)
  14. ToXiC FaNdOm
  15. Quoting stuff from the book in order to show how much Galadriel actually hated Celeborn
  16. No one actually likes Celeborn/Galadriel y'all are just secretly haladriel antis!!
  17. He apologised for killing Finrod!!🥺
  18. Celeborn is a racist!!
  19. But Celeborn is so boringgg and insignificanttt
  20. But it gives Sauron's character depth and development!!!
  21. b-but Finwë!!!
  22. Peter Jackson also shipped Galadriel/Gandalf so Sauron/Galadriel is valid because....
  23. If you like Celeborn/Galadriel you are actually an incel/trad wife!
  24. Only likes Celebrían if she is somehow Sauron's daughter