No one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!Constantlyquotingthat onedirectorCelebornis aracist!!Tolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!But Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificantttBut it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!TheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸Quoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCelebornTolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!If you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!If you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!Heapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺ToXiCFaNdOmb-butFinwë!!!SauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!Sauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)90% of themare formerReylo/DarklinashippersPeter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....Big bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolOnly likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterButCelebornis dead!!No one actuallylikesCeleborn/Galadriely'all are justsecretly haladrielantis!!Constantlyquotingthat onedirectorCelebornis aracist!!Tolkiennever saidthat Sauronnever had ahuman form!But Celebornis soboringgg andinsignificantttBut it givesSauron'scharacterdepth anddevelopment!!!TheElrond/Galadrielkiss was actuallySauron indisguise 🥸Quoting stuff fromthe book in orderto show howmuch Galadrielactually hatedCelebornTolkien wantedGaladriel to beSauron's wife inthe books he wasjust a coward andnever made itcanon!!If you likeCeleborn/Galadrielyou are actually anincel/trad wife!If you don'tlike Haladrielyou are amisogynist!Heapologisedfor killingFinrod!!🥺ToXiCFaNdOmb-butFinwë!!!SauronstabbingGaladriel is ametaphor forsexualintercourse!Sauron would neverloveCelebrimbor/Morgothbecause....(Trying to cancelother ships whilecomplaining peopleare attacking them)90% of themare formerReylo/DarklinashippersPeter Jacksonalso shippedGaladriel/GandalfsoSauron/Galadrielis valid because....Big bad evilMorgoth torturedpoor innocentpookie Sauron andthat's why heturned that way it'sall his fault!!Everyonewould havefallen forSauron he isthe greatestdeceiver!!Galadrielwearing Nenyameans theyare officiallyengaged!!90% of themactually selfinsert intothe ship lolOnly likesCelebrían if sheis somehowSauron'sdaughterButCelebornis dead!!

Average Haladriel shipper bingo card - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. No one actually likes Celeborn/Galadriel y'all are just secretly haladriel antis!!
  2. Constantly quoting that one director
  3. Celeborn is a racist!!
  4. Tolkien never said that Sauron never had a human form!
  5. But Celeborn is so boringgg and insignificanttt
  6. But it gives Sauron's character depth and development!!!
  7. The Elrond/Galadriel kiss was actually Sauron in disguise 🥸
  8. Quoting stuff from the book in order to show how much Galadriel actually hated Celeborn
  9. Tolkien wanted Galadriel to be Sauron's wife in the books he was just a coward and never made it canon!!
  10. If you like Celeborn/Galadriel you are actually an incel/trad wife!
  11. If you don't like Haladriel you are a misogynist!
  12. He apologised for killing Finrod!!🥺
  13. ToXiC FaNdOm
  14. b-but Finwë!!!
  15. Sauron stabbing Galadriel is a metaphor for sexual intercourse!
  16. Sauron would never love Celebrimbor/Morgoth because.... (Trying to cancel other ships while complaining people are attacking them)
  17. 90% of them are former Reylo/Darklina shippers
  18. Peter Jackson also shipped Galadriel/Gandalf so Sauron/Galadriel is valid because....
  19. Big bad evil Morgoth tortured poor innocent pookie Sauron and that's why he turned that way it's all his fault!!
  20. Everyone would have fallen for Sauron he is the greatest deceiver!!
  21. Galadriel wearing Nenya means they are officially engaged!!
  22. 90% of them actually self insert into the ship lol
  23. Only likes Celebrían if she is somehow Sauron's daughter
  24. But Celeborn is dead!!