Elainementionshow muchshe missesBrianElainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatioFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsAuntieLucystabssomeoneUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stop"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"Elaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandElainefallsdownPoliticslead to aviolentargument.Johnthreatensto leaveThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudElainehas to goto thehospitalAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto Kensei"Elf"referencesElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegay"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"Knife orscissorsgets pulledby anyone"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"Gloriatalksabout hercatsA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopeningSomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isComplaintsabout carsThe boysask foralcoholBrokenwineglassAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelryElainementionshow muchshe missesBrianElainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatioFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsAuntieLucystabssomeoneUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stop"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"Elaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandElainefallsdownPoliticslead to aviolentargument.Johnthreatensto leaveThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudElainehas to goto thehospitalAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto Kensei"Elf"referencesElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegay"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"Knife orscissorsgets pulledby anyone"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"Gloriatalksabout hercatsA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopeningSomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isComplaintsabout carsThe boysask foralcoholBrokenwineglassAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelry

Merry Shitscram! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Elaine mentions how much she misses Brian
  2. Elaine complains about what desert Gloria brought
  3. Auntie Lucy gets cigarette ash all over the patio
  4. Fight over if Brooklyn or Jersey has better deserts
  5. Auntie Lucy stabs someone
  6. Uncle Tommy dumps clam juice on the plain pasta
  7. The boys get into a fight and won't listen to anyone who tells them stop
  8. "Do you have any ___?" "Yeah, it's right there." "... Where?"
  9. Elaine is drinking alone at the island
  10. Elaine falls down
  11. Politics lead to a violent argument.
  12. John threatens to leave
  13. The boys are not seen all night due to electronics
  14. The boys turn the television up WAY too loud
  15. Elaine has to go to the hospital
  16. Any of the greaseballs sneak people food to Kensei
  17. "Elf" references
  18. Elaine starts a fight with Gloria about something that happened years ago
  19. Uncle Tommy makes a comment that sounds a little gay
  20. "WHAT? YOU KNOW I CAN'T HEAR!"
  21. Knife or scissors gets pulled by anyone
  22. "ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?"
  23. Gloria talks about her cats
  24. A toy is broken within minutes of opening
  25. Someone talks about how spoiled Natasha is
  26. Complaints about cars
  27. The boys ask for alcohol
  28. Broken wine glass
  29. Auntie Lucy talks about her fur coat/shoes/jewelry