ElainefallsdownThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stopKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneJohnthreatensto leaveFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsComplaintsabout carsElainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtGloriatalksabout hercatsElaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatio"Elf"referencesAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelryThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudBrokenwineglassThe boysask foralcohol"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"Elaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoPoliticslead to aviolentargument.AuntieLucystabssomeoneElainementionshow muchshe missesBrianSomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopening"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"Any of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiElainehas to goto thehospital"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"UncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaElainefallsdownThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stopKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneJohnthreatensto leaveFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsComplaintsabout carsElainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtGloriatalksabout hercatsElaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatio"Elf"referencesAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelryThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudBrokenwineglassThe boysask foralcohol"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"Elaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoPoliticslead to aviolentargument.AuntieLucystabssomeoneElainementionshow muchshe missesBrianSomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopening"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"Any of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiElainehas to goto thehospital"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"UncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pasta

Merry Shitscram! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Elaine falls down
  2. The boys get into a fight and won't listen to anyone who tells them stop
  3. Knife or scissors gets pulled by anyone
  4. John threatens to leave
  5. Fight over if Brooklyn or Jersey has better deserts
  6. Complaints about cars
  7. Elaine complains about what desert Gloria brought
  8. Gloria talks about her cats
  9. Elaine is drinking alone at the island
  10. The boys are not seen all night due to electronics
  11. Uncle Tommy makes a comment that sounds a little gay
  12. Auntie Lucy gets cigarette ash all over the patio
  13. "Elf" references
  14. Auntie Lucy talks about her fur coat/shoes/jewelry
  15. The boys turn the television up WAY too loud
  16. Broken wine glass
  17. The boys ask for alcohol
  18. "ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?"
  19. Elaine starts a fight with Gloria about something that happened years ago
  20. Politics lead to a violent argument.
  21. Auntie Lucy stabs someone
  22. Elaine mentions how much she misses Brian
  23. Someone talks about how spoiled Natasha is
  24. A toy is broken within minutes of opening
  25. "Do you have any ___?" "Yeah, it's right there." "... Where?"
  26. Any of the greaseballs sneak people food to Kensei
  27. Elaine has to go to the hospital
  28. "WHAT? YOU KNOW I CAN'T HEAR!"
  29. Uncle Tommy dumps clam juice on the plain pasta