BrokenwineglassUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelryElainementionshow muchshe missesBrian"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"A toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopeningAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatioElainefallsdownPoliticslead to aviolentargument.Someonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isElainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears ago"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"Gloriatalksabout hercatsThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiThe boysask foralcohol"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"Complaintsabout carsUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pasta"Elf"referencesJohnthreatensto leaveThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudElaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stopKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneElainehas to goto thehospitalAuntieLucystabssomeoneFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsBrokenwineglassUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelryElainementionshow muchshe missesBrian"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"A toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopeningAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatioElainefallsdownPoliticslead to aviolentargument.Someonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isElainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears ago"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"Gloriatalksabout hercatsThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiThe boysask foralcohol"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"Complaintsabout carsUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pasta"Elf"referencesJohnthreatensto leaveThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudElaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stopKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneElainehas to goto thehospitalAuntieLucystabssomeoneFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdeserts

Merry Shitscram! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Broken wine glass
  2. Uncle Tommy makes a comment that sounds a little gay
  3. Auntie Lucy talks about her fur coat/shoes/jewelry
  4. Elaine mentions how much she misses Brian
  5. "WHAT? YOU KNOW I CAN'T HEAR!"
  6. A toy is broken within minutes of opening
  7. Auntie Lucy gets cigarette ash all over the patio
  8. Elaine falls down
  9. Politics lead to a violent argument.
  10. Someone talks about how spoiled Natasha is
  11. Elaine complains about what desert Gloria brought
  12. Elaine starts a fight with Gloria about something that happened years ago
  13. "ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?"
  14. Gloria talks about her cats
  15. The boys are not seen all night due to electronics
  16. Any of the greaseballs sneak people food to Kensei
  17. The boys ask for alcohol
  18. "Do you have any ___?" "Yeah, it's right there." "... Where?"
  19. Complaints about cars
  20. Uncle Tommy dumps clam juice on the plain pasta
  21. "Elf" references
  22. John threatens to leave
  23. The boys turn the television up WAY too loud
  24. Elaine is drinking alone at the island
  25. The boys get into a fight and won't listen to anyone who tells them stop
  26. Knife or scissors gets pulled by anyone
  27. Elaine has to go to the hospital
  28. Auntie Lucy stabs someone
  29. Fight over if Brooklyn or Jersey has better deserts