Johnthreatensto leave"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"Uncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegaySomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isGloriatalksabout hercatsAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiElainehas to goto thehospitalThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stop"Elf"referencesAuntieLucystabssomeoneKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneComplaintsabout carsAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatioElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsElainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtBrokenwineglassElainefallsdownThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudPoliticslead to aviolentargument."WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"Elaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelryElainementionshow muchshe missesBrianThe boysask foralcohol"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"Fight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopeningJohnthreatensto leave"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"Uncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegaySomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isGloriatalksabout hercatsAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiElainehas to goto thehospitalThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stop"Elf"referencesAuntieLucystabssomeoneKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneComplaintsabout carsAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatioElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsElainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtBrokenwineglassElainefallsdownThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudPoliticslead to aviolentargument."WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"Elaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelryElainementionshow muchshe missesBrianThe boysask foralcohol"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"Fight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopening

Merry Shitscram! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. John threatens to leave
  2. "Do you have any ___?" "Yeah, it's right there." "... Where?"
  3. Uncle Tommy makes a comment that sounds a little gay
  4. Someone talks about how spoiled Natasha is
  5. Gloria talks about her cats
  6. Any of the greaseballs sneak people food to Kensei
  7. Elaine has to go to the hospital
  8. The boys get into a fight and won't listen to anyone who tells them stop
  9. "Elf" references
  10. Auntie Lucy stabs someone
  11. Knife or scissors gets pulled by anyone
  12. Complaints about cars
  13. Auntie Lucy gets cigarette ash all over the patio
  14. Elaine starts a fight with Gloria about something that happened years ago
  15. The boys are not seen all night due to electronics
  16. Elaine complains about what desert Gloria brought
  17. Broken wine glass
  18. Elaine falls down
  19. The boys turn the television up WAY too loud
  20. Politics lead to a violent argument.
  21. "WHAT? YOU KNOW I CAN'T HEAR!"
  22. Elaine is drinking alone at the island
  23. Auntie Lucy talks about her fur coat/shoes/jewelry
  24. Elaine mentions how much she misses Brian
  25. The boys ask for alcohol
  26. "ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?"
  27. Fight over if Brooklyn or Jersey has better deserts
  28. Uncle Tommy dumps clam juice on the plain pasta
  29. A toy is broken within minutes of opening