Uncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneElaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandElainementionshow muchshe missesBrianA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopeningFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdeserts"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"Elainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stop"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"ElainefallsdownPoliticslead to aviolentargument.Auntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelrySomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isBrokenwineglassThe boysask foralcoholAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatioGloriatalksabout hercatsAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoComplaintsabout cars"Elf"referencesAuntieLucystabssomeoneJohnthreatensto leaveElainehas to goto thehospital"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"Uncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneElaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandElainementionshow muchshe missesBrianA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopeningFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdeserts"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"Elainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stop"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"ElainefallsdownPoliticslead to aviolentargument.Auntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelrySomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isBrokenwineglassThe boysask foralcoholAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatioGloriatalksabout hercatsAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoComplaintsabout cars"Elf"referencesAuntieLucystabssomeoneJohnthreatensto leaveElainehas to goto thehospital"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"

Merry Shitscram! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Uncle Tommy makes a comment that sounds a little gay
  2. Knife or scissors gets pulled by anyone
  3. Elaine is drinking alone at the island
  4. Elaine mentions how much she misses Brian
  5. A toy is broken within minutes of opening
  6. Fight over if Brooklyn or Jersey has better deserts
  7. "Do you have any ___?" "Yeah, it's right there." "... Where?"
  8. Elaine complains about what desert Gloria brought
  9. The boys get into a fight and won't listen to anyone who tells them stop
  10. "WHAT? YOU KNOW I CAN'T HEAR!"
  11. Elaine falls down
  12. Politics lead to a violent argument.
  13. Auntie Lucy talks about her fur coat/shoes/jewelry
  14. Someone talks about how spoiled Natasha is
  15. Broken wine glass
  16. The boys ask for alcohol
  17. Auntie Lucy gets cigarette ash all over the patio
  18. Gloria talks about her cats
  19. Any of the greaseballs sneak people food to Kensei
  20. The boys turn the television up WAY too loud
  21. Uncle Tommy dumps clam juice on the plain pasta
  22. The boys are not seen all night due to electronics
  23. Elaine starts a fight with Gloria about something that happened years ago
  24. Complaints about cars
  25. "Elf" references
  26. Auntie Lucy stabs someone
  27. John threatens to leave
  28. Elaine has to go to the hospital
  29. "ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?"