Johnthreatensto leaveBrokenwineglassPoliticslead to aviolentargument.AuntieLucystabssomeoneElainehas to goto thehospitalThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloud"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"Complaintsabout carsThe boysask foralcoholElaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyone"Elf"referencesAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatioSomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha is"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?""WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"Elainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiGloriatalksabout hercatsFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsElainementionshow muchshe missesBrianElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelryThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stopElainefallsdownA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopeningJohnthreatensto leaveBrokenwineglassPoliticslead to aviolentargument.AuntieLucystabssomeoneElainehas to goto thehospitalThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloud"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"Complaintsabout carsThe boysask foralcoholElaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyone"Elf"referencesAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatioSomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha is"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?""WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"Elainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiGloriatalksabout hercatsFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsElainementionshow muchshe missesBrianElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelryThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stopElainefallsdownA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopening

Merry Shitscram! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. John threatens to leave
  2. Broken wine glass
  3. Politics lead to a violent argument.
  4. Auntie Lucy stabs someone
  5. Elaine has to go to the hospital
  6. The boys turn the television up WAY too loud
  7. "ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?"
  8. Complaints about cars
  9. The boys ask for alcohol
  10. Elaine is drinking alone at the island
  11. Uncle Tommy dumps clam juice on the plain pasta
  12. Uncle Tommy makes a comment that sounds a little gay
  13. Knife or scissors gets pulled by anyone
  14. "Elf" references
  15. Auntie Lucy gets cigarette ash all over the patio
  16. Someone talks about how spoiled Natasha is
  17. "Do you have any ___?" "Yeah, it's right there." "... Where?"
  18. "WHAT? YOU KNOW I CAN'T HEAR!"
  19. Elaine complains about what desert Gloria brought
  20. Any of the greaseballs sneak people food to Kensei
  21. Gloria talks about her cats
  22. Fight over if Brooklyn or Jersey has better deserts
  23. The boys are not seen all night due to electronics
  24. Elaine mentions how much she misses Brian
  25. Elaine starts a fight with Gloria about something that happened years ago
  26. Auntie Lucy talks about her fur coat/shoes/jewelry
  27. The boys get into a fight and won't listen to anyone who tells them stop
  28. Elaine falls down
  29. A toy is broken within minutes of opening