Any of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiJohnthreatensto leaveAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelryElainefallsdownA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopeningUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayElainehas to goto thehospitalUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pasta"Elf"referencesSomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stopThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsGloriatalksabout hercats"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"Elaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandElainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtComplaintsabout carsAuntieLucystabssomeoneBrokenwineglassElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoPoliticslead to aviolentargument.Auntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatio"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"Elainementionshow muchshe missesBrian"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"The boysask foralcoholThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiJohnthreatensto leaveAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelryElainefallsdownA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopeningUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayElainehas to goto thehospitalUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pasta"Elf"referencesSomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stopThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsGloriatalksabout hercats"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"Elaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandElainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtComplaintsabout carsAuntieLucystabssomeoneBrokenwineglassElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoPoliticslead to aviolentargument.Auntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatio"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"Elainementionshow muchshe missesBrian"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"The boysask foralcoholThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronics

Merry Shitscram! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Any of the greaseballs sneak people food to Kensei
  2. John threatens to leave
  3. Auntie Lucy talks about her fur coat/shoes/jewelry
  4. Elaine falls down
  5. A toy is broken within minutes of opening
  6. Uncle Tommy makes a comment that sounds a little gay
  7. Elaine has to go to the hospital
  8. Uncle Tommy dumps clam juice on the plain pasta
  9. "Elf" references
  10. Someone talks about how spoiled Natasha is
  11. Knife or scissors gets pulled by anyone
  12. The boys get into a fight and won't listen to anyone who tells them stop
  13. The boys turn the television up WAY too loud
  14. Fight over if Brooklyn or Jersey has better deserts
  15. Gloria talks about her cats
  16. "WHAT? YOU KNOW I CAN'T HEAR!"
  17. Elaine is drinking alone at the island
  18. Elaine complains about what desert Gloria brought
  19. Complaints about cars
  20. Auntie Lucy stabs someone
  21. Broken wine glass
  22. Elaine starts a fight with Gloria about something that happened years ago
  23. Politics lead to a violent argument.
  24. Auntie Lucy gets cigarette ash all over the patio
  25. "Do you have any ___?" "Yeah, it's right there." "... Where?"
  26. Elaine mentions how much she misses Brian
  27. "ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?"
  28. The boys ask for alcohol
  29. The boys are not seen all night due to electronics