Elaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopeningElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoThe boysask foralcohol"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"The boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stop"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"The boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsSomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayElainementionshow muchshe missesBrianElainehas to goto thehospitalBrokenwineglassPoliticslead to aviolentargument.Complaintsabout cars"Elf"referencesAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelry"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"Gloriatalksabout hercatsAuntieLucystabssomeoneElainefallsdownElainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatioJohnthreatensto leaveKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneElaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopeningElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoThe boysask foralcohol"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"The boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stop"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"The boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsSomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayElainementionshow muchshe missesBrianElainehas to goto thehospitalBrokenwineglassPoliticslead to aviolentargument.Complaintsabout cars"Elf"referencesAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelry"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"Gloriatalksabout hercatsAuntieLucystabssomeoneElainefallsdownElainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatioJohnthreatensto leaveKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyone

Merry Shitscram! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Elaine is drinking alone at the island
  2. Fight over if Brooklyn or Jersey has better deserts
  3. Any of the greaseballs sneak people food to Kensei
  4. A toy is broken within minutes of opening
  5. Elaine starts a fight with Gloria about something that happened years ago
  6. The boys ask for alcohol
  7. "ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?"
  8. The boys get into a fight and won't listen to anyone who tells them stop
  9. "WHAT? YOU KNOW I CAN'T HEAR!"
  10. The boys turn the television up WAY too loud
  11. The boys are not seen all night due to electronics
  12. Someone talks about how spoiled Natasha is
  13. Uncle Tommy makes a comment that sounds a little gay
  14. Elaine mentions how much she misses Brian
  15. Elaine has to go to the hospital
  16. Broken wine glass
  17. Politics lead to a violent argument.
  18. Complaints about cars
  19. "Elf" references
  20. Auntie Lucy talks about her fur coat/shoes/jewelry
  21. "Do you have any ___?" "Yeah, it's right there." "... Where?"
  22. Gloria talks about her cats
  23. Auntie Lucy stabs someone
  24. Elaine falls down
  25. Elaine complains about what desert Gloria brought
  26. Uncle Tommy dumps clam juice on the plain pasta
  27. Auntie Lucy gets cigarette ash all over the patio
  28. John threatens to leave
  29. Knife or scissors gets pulled by anyone