"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"Any of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiElainehas to goto thehospitalElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoGloriatalksabout hercatsThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsElaine isdrinkingalone atthe island"Elf"referencesAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatioElainementionshow muchshe missesBrianJohnthreatensto leaveBrokenwineglassThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stopThe boysask foralcoholPoliticslead to aviolentargument.A toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopeningUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneAuntieLucystabssomeoneFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsSomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isComplaintsabout carsUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaElainefallsdown"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"Auntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelry"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"The boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudElainecomplainsabout whatdesert Gloriabrought"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"Any of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiElainehas to goto thehospitalElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoGloriatalksabout hercatsThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsElaine isdrinkingalone atthe island"Elf"referencesAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatioElainementionshow muchshe missesBrianJohnthreatensto leaveBrokenwineglassThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stopThe boysask foralcoholPoliticslead to aviolentargument.A toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopeningUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneAuntieLucystabssomeoneFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsSomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isComplaintsabout carsUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaElainefallsdown"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"Auntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelry"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"The boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudElainecomplainsabout whatdesert Gloriabrought

Merry Shitscram! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?"
  2. Any of the greaseballs sneak people food to Kensei
  3. Elaine has to go to the hospital
  4. Elaine starts a fight with Gloria about something that happened years ago
  5. Gloria talks about her cats
  6. The boys are not seen all night due to electronics
  7. Elaine is drinking alone at the island
  8. "Elf" references
  9. Auntie Lucy gets cigarette ash all over the patio
  10. Elaine mentions how much she misses Brian
  11. John threatens to leave
  12. Broken wine glass
  13. The boys get into a fight and won't listen to anyone who tells them stop
  14. The boys ask for alcohol
  15. Politics lead to a violent argument.
  16. A toy is broken within minutes of opening
  17. Uncle Tommy makes a comment that sounds a little gay
  18. Knife or scissors gets pulled by anyone
  19. Auntie Lucy stabs someone
  20. Fight over if Brooklyn or Jersey has better deserts
  21. Someone talks about how spoiled Natasha is
  22. Complaints about cars
  23. Uncle Tommy dumps clam juice on the plain pasta
  24. Elaine falls down
  25. "WHAT? YOU KNOW I CAN'T HEAR!"
  26. Auntie Lucy talks about her fur coat/shoes/jewelry
  27. "Do you have any ___?" "Yeah, it's right there." "... Where?"
  28. The boys turn the television up WAY too loud
  29. Elaine complains about what desert Gloria brought