Any of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiJohnthreatensto leaveThe boysask foralcoholAuntieLucystabssomeoneElaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatioThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudElainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtElainehas to goto thehospitalKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneComplaintsabout carsElainefallsdown"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?""Elf"referencesPoliticslead to aviolentargument.Elainementionshow muchshe missesBrianSomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stopAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelryA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopening"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!""Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"Gloriatalksabout hercatsBrokenwineglassAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiJohnthreatensto leaveThe boysask foralcoholAuntieLucystabssomeoneElaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatioThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudElainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtElainehas to goto thehospitalKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneComplaintsabout carsElainefallsdown"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?""Elf"referencesPoliticslead to aviolentargument.Elainementionshow muchshe missesBrianSomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stopAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelryA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopening"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!""Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"Gloriatalksabout hercatsBrokenwineglass

Merry Shitscram! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Any of the greaseballs sneak people food to Kensei
  2. John threatens to leave
  3. The boys ask for alcohol
  4. Auntie Lucy stabs someone
  5. Elaine is drinking alone at the island
  6. Uncle Tommy makes a comment that sounds a little gay
  7. Uncle Tommy dumps clam juice on the plain pasta
  8. Elaine starts a fight with Gloria about something that happened years ago
  9. Auntie Lucy gets cigarette ash all over the patio
  10. The boys are not seen all night due to electronics
  11. Fight over if Brooklyn or Jersey has better deserts
  12. The boys turn the television up WAY too loud
  13. Elaine complains about what desert Gloria brought
  14. Elaine has to go to the hospital
  15. Knife or scissors gets pulled by anyone
  16. Complaints about cars
  17. Elaine falls down
  18. "ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?"
  19. "Elf" references
  20. Politics lead to a violent argument.
  21. Elaine mentions how much she misses Brian
  22. Someone talks about how spoiled Natasha is
  23. The boys get into a fight and won't listen to anyone who tells them stop
  24. Auntie Lucy talks about her fur coat/shoes/jewelry
  25. A toy is broken within minutes of opening
  26. "WHAT? YOU KNOW I CAN'T HEAR!"
  27. "Do you have any ___?" "Yeah, it's right there." "... Where?"
  28. Gloria talks about her cats
  29. Broken wine glass