"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"Politicslead to aviolentargument.AuntieLucystabssomeoneThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsThe boysask foralcoholElainementionshow muchshe missesBrian"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"Gloriatalksabout hercats"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?""Elf"referencesUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelryElainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtJohnthreatensto leaveComplaintsabout carsBrokenwineglassSomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stopA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopeningFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatioElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoElaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandElainehas to goto thehospitalElainefallsdownThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto Kensei"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"Politicslead to aviolentargument.AuntieLucystabssomeoneThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsThe boysask foralcoholElainementionshow muchshe missesBrian"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"Gloriatalksabout hercats"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?""Elf"referencesUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelryElainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtJohnthreatensto leaveComplaintsabout carsBrokenwineglassSomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stopA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopeningFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatioElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoElaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandElainehas to goto thehospitalElainefallsdownThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto Kensei

Merry Shitscram! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Do you have any ___?" "Yeah, it's right there." "... Where?"
  2. Politics lead to a violent argument.
  3. Auntie Lucy stabs someone
  4. The boys are not seen all night due to electronics
  5. The boys ask for alcohol
  6. Elaine mentions how much she misses Brian
  7. "WHAT? YOU KNOW I CAN'T HEAR!"
  8. Gloria talks about her cats
  9. "ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?"
  10. "Elf" references
  11. Uncle Tommy makes a comment that sounds a little gay
  12. Auntie Lucy talks about her fur coat/shoes/jewelry
  13. Elaine complains about what desert Gloria brought
  14. John threatens to leave
  15. Complaints about cars
  16. Broken wine glass
  17. Someone talks about how spoiled Natasha is
  18. Knife or scissors gets pulled by anyone
  19. The boys get into a fight and won't listen to anyone who tells them stop
  20. A toy is broken within minutes of opening
  21. Fight over if Brooklyn or Jersey has better deserts
  22. Auntie Lucy gets cigarette ash all over the patio
  23. Elaine starts a fight with Gloria about something that happened years ago
  24. Elaine is drinking alone at the island
  25. Elaine has to go to the hospital
  26. Elaine falls down
  27. The boys turn the television up WAY too loud
  28. Uncle Tommy dumps clam juice on the plain pasta
  29. Any of the greaseballs sneak people food to Kensei