The boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsPoliticslead to aviolentargument.Auntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatio"Elf"referencesAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiSomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isElainementionshow muchshe missesBrian"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"The boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stopA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopeningGloriatalksabout hercatsUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelryComplaintsabout carsAuntieLucystabssomeone"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"Elainecomplainsabout whatdesert Gloriabrought"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"BrokenwineglassThe boysask foralcoholJohnthreatensto leaveElainefallsdownElainehas to goto thehospitalElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoElaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsPoliticslead to aviolentargument.Auntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatio"Elf"referencesAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiSomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isElainementionshow muchshe missesBrian"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"The boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stopA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopeningGloriatalksabout hercatsUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelryComplaintsabout carsAuntieLucystabssomeone"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"Elainecomplainsabout whatdesert Gloriabrought"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"BrokenwineglassThe boysask foralcoholJohnthreatensto leaveElainefallsdownElainehas to goto thehospitalElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoElaine isdrinkingalone atthe island

Merry Shitscram! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The boys turn the television up WAY too loud
  2. The boys are not seen all night due to electronics
  3. Politics lead to a violent argument.
  4. Auntie Lucy gets cigarette ash all over the patio
  5. "Elf" references
  6. Any of the greaseballs sneak people food to Kensei
  7. Someone talks about how spoiled Natasha is
  8. Elaine mentions how much she misses Brian
  9. "WHAT? YOU KNOW I CAN'T HEAR!"
  10. The boys get into a fight and won't listen to anyone who tells them stop
  11. A toy is broken within minutes of opening
  12. Gloria talks about her cats
  13. Uncle Tommy dumps clam juice on the plain pasta
  14. Uncle Tommy makes a comment that sounds a little gay
  15. Fight over if Brooklyn or Jersey has better deserts
  16. Knife or scissors gets pulled by anyone
  17. Auntie Lucy talks about her fur coat/shoes/jewelry
  18. Complaints about cars
  19. Auntie Lucy stabs someone
  20. "ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?"
  21. Elaine complains about what desert Gloria brought
  22. "Do you have any ___?" "Yeah, it's right there." "... Where?"
  23. Broken wine glass
  24. The boys ask for alcohol
  25. John threatens to leave
  26. Elaine falls down
  27. Elaine has to go to the hospital
  28. Elaine starts a fight with Gloria about something that happened years ago
  29. Elaine is drinking alone at the island