Uncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayJohnthreatensto leaveUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaAuntieLucystabssomeoneComplaintsabout carsThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloud"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!""Elf"referencesAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatioThe boysask foralcohol"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"Elainehas to goto thehospital"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"The boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsElaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopeningElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsElainefallsdownPoliticslead to aviolentargument.Auntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelryAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stopGloriatalksabout hercatsBrokenwineglassElainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtElainementionshow muchshe missesBrianSomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayJohnthreatensto leaveUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaAuntieLucystabssomeoneComplaintsabout carsThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloud"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!""Elf"referencesAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatioThe boysask foralcohol"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"Elainehas to goto thehospital"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"The boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsElaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopeningElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsElainefallsdownPoliticslead to aviolentargument.Auntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelryAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stopGloriatalksabout hercatsBrokenwineglassElainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtElainementionshow muchshe missesBrianSomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha is

Merry Shitscram! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Uncle Tommy makes a comment that sounds a little gay
  2. John threatens to leave
  3. Uncle Tommy dumps clam juice on the plain pasta
  4. Auntie Lucy stabs someone
  5. Complaints about cars
  6. The boys turn the television up WAY too loud
  7. "WHAT? YOU KNOW I CAN'T HEAR!"
  8. "Elf" references
  9. Auntie Lucy gets cigarette ash all over the patio
  10. The boys ask for alcohol
  11. "ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?"
  12. Elaine has to go to the hospital
  13. "Do you have any ___?" "Yeah, it's right there." "... Where?"
  14. The boys are not seen all night due to electronics
  15. Elaine is drinking alone at the island
  16. A toy is broken within minutes of opening
  17. Elaine starts a fight with Gloria about something that happened years ago
  18. Knife or scissors gets pulled by anyone
  19. Fight over if Brooklyn or Jersey has better deserts
  20. Elaine falls down
  21. Politics lead to a violent argument.
  22. Auntie Lucy talks about her fur coat/shoes/jewelry
  23. Any of the greaseballs sneak people food to Kensei
  24. The boys get into a fight and won't listen to anyone who tells them stop
  25. Gloria talks about her cats
  26. Broken wine glass
  27. Elaine complains about what desert Gloria brought
  28. Elaine mentions how much she misses Brian
  29. Someone talks about how spoiled Natasha is