Johnthreatensto leaveThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsThe boysask foralcoholAuntieLucystabssomeonePoliticslead to aviolentargument."WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"Elainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtElainefallsdown"Elf"referencesElainehas to goto thehospitalKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneElainementionshow muchshe missesBrianAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatioBrokenwineglass"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"Fight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelryThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stopGloriatalksabout hercatsComplaintsabout carsElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiElaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegay"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"Someonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopeningJohnthreatensto leaveThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudThe boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsThe boysask foralcoholAuntieLucystabssomeonePoliticslead to aviolentargument."WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!"Elainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtElainefallsdown"Elf"referencesElainehas to goto thehospitalKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneElainementionshow muchshe missesBrianAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatioBrokenwineglass"Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?"Fight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelryThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stopGloriatalksabout hercatsComplaintsabout carsElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto KenseiElaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegay"ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"Someonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopening

Merry Shitscram! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. John threatens to leave
  2. The boys turn the television up WAY too loud
  3. The boys are not seen all night due to electronics
  4. The boys ask for alcohol
  5. Auntie Lucy stabs someone
  6. Politics lead to a violent argument.
  7. "WHAT? YOU KNOW I CAN'T HEAR!"
  8. Elaine complains about what desert Gloria brought
  9. Elaine falls down
  10. "Elf" references
  11. Elaine has to go to the hospital
  12. Knife or scissors gets pulled by anyone
  13. Elaine mentions how much she misses Brian
  14. Auntie Lucy gets cigarette ash all over the patio
  15. Broken wine glass
  16. "Do you have any ___?" "Yeah, it's right there." "... Where?"
  17. Fight over if Brooklyn or Jersey has better deserts
  18. Auntie Lucy talks about her fur coat/shoes/jewelry
  19. The boys get into a fight and won't listen to anyone who tells them stop
  20. Gloria talks about her cats
  21. Complaints about cars
  22. Elaine starts a fight with Gloria about something that happened years ago
  23. Any of the greaseballs sneak people food to Kensei
  24. Elaine is drinking alone at the island
  25. Uncle Tommy makes a comment that sounds a little gay
  26. "ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?"
  27. Someone talks about how spoiled Natasha is
  28. Uncle Tommy dumps clam juice on the plain pasta
  29. A toy is broken within minutes of opening