BrokenwineglassFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto Kensei"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!""Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?""ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"The boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsSomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayGloriatalksabout hercatsComplaintsabout carsAuntieLucystabssomeoneElainementionshow muchshe missesBrianThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stopElainehas to goto thehospitalJohnthreatensto leaveElainefallsdownA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopeningElainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatio"Elf"referencesElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoThe boysask foralcoholAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelryPoliticslead to aviolentargument.Elaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyoneBrokenwineglassFight over ifBrooklyn orJersey hasbetterdesertsAny of thegreaseballssneakpeople foodto Kensei"WHAT?YOU KNOWI CAN'THEAR!""Do you haveany ___?""Yeah, it'sright there.""... Where?""ARE YOUMAKINGFUN OFME?"The boys arenot seen allnight due toelectronicsSomeonetalks abouthow spoiledNatasha isUncle Tommymakes acomment thatsounds a littlegayGloriatalksabout hercatsComplaintsabout carsAuntieLucystabssomeoneElainementionshow muchshe missesBrianThe boys getinto a fight andwon't listen toanyone whotells them stopElainehas to goto thehospitalJohnthreatensto leaveElainefallsdownA toy isbrokenwithinminutes ofopeningElainecomplainsabout whatdesert GloriabroughtThe boysturn thetelevision upWAY tooloudAuntie Lucygetscigarette ashall over thepatio"Elf"referencesElaine starts afight with Gloriaaboutsomething thathappenedyears agoThe boysask foralcoholAuntie Lucy talksabout her furcoat/shoes/jewelryPoliticslead to aviolentargument.Elaine isdrinkingalone atthe islandUncleTommydumps clamjuice on theplain pastaKnife orscissorsgets pulledby anyone

Merry Shitscram! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Broken wine glass
  2. Fight over if Brooklyn or Jersey has better deserts
  3. Any of the greaseballs sneak people food to Kensei
  4. "WHAT? YOU KNOW I CAN'T HEAR!"
  5. "Do you have any ___?" "Yeah, it's right there." "... Where?"
  6. "ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?"
  7. The boys are not seen all night due to electronics
  8. Someone talks about how spoiled Natasha is
  9. Uncle Tommy makes a comment that sounds a little gay
  10. Gloria talks about her cats
  11. Complaints about cars
  12. Auntie Lucy stabs someone
  13. Elaine mentions how much she misses Brian
  14. The boys get into a fight and won't listen to anyone who tells them stop
  15. Elaine has to go to the hospital
  16. John threatens to leave
  17. Elaine falls down
  18. A toy is broken within minutes of opening
  19. Elaine complains about what desert Gloria brought
  20. The boys turn the television up WAY too loud
  21. Auntie Lucy gets cigarette ash all over the patio
  22. "Elf" references
  23. Elaine starts a fight with Gloria about something that happened years ago
  24. The boys ask for alcohol
  25. Auntie Lucy talks about her fur coat/shoes/jewelry
  26. Politics lead to a violent argument.
  27. Elaine is drinking alone at the island
  28. Uncle Tommy dumps clam juice on the plain pasta
  29. Knife or scissors gets pulled by anyone