Compareswhere weare to one ofthe kid’swork place“This mustbe thething nowa days”Stands anawkwarddistanceaway fromusReferencesbeing agrumpy oldmanRandomlypicks uptrashDo youwant anapple?Did youbrushyourteeth?“Oop”*raiseseyebrowsandchuckles”“HAH” *sayswhile lookingat his phone,not sharingwith the group*Jealous ofsomeoneelse’sfood“Notme ofcourse”WandersawayRepeats apreviousconversationReminisceson the vanTalksaboutbeingcheapJoeBidenCome backto an oldconversationForgetsthe kidsweretherePicksnoseGrumpyold manmomentStrugglesto get upComplainsabout thebrand newcarMaking aslightlyoffensive/racistcommentStares atsomeonerandomTalking tohimself/beingobliviousComplains aboutthe Hondadealership, yetcontinues to takeour cars there:Andrew is amechanic.Compareswhere weare to one ofthe kid’swork place“This mustbe thething nowa days”Stands anawkwarddistanceaway fromusReferencesbeing agrumpy oldmanRandomlypicks uptrashDo youwant anapple?Did youbrushyourteeth?“Oop”*raiseseyebrowsandchuckles”“HAH” *sayswhile lookingat his phone,not sharingwith the group*Jealous ofsomeoneelse’sfood“Notme ofcourse”WandersawayRepeats apreviousconversationReminisceson the vanTalksaboutbeingcheapJoeBidenCome backto an oldconversationForgetsthe kidsweretherePicksnoseGrumpyold manmomentStrugglesto get upComplainsabout thebrand newcarMaking aslightlyoffensive/racistcommentStares atsomeonerandomTalking tohimself/beingobliviousComplains aboutthe Hondadealership, yetcontinues to takeour cars there:Andrew is amechanic.

Matt Stewart isms - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Compares where we are to one of the kid’s work place
  2. “This must be the thing now a days”
  3. Stands an awkward distance away from us
  4. References being a grumpy old man
  5. Randomly picks up trash
  6. Do you want an apple?
  7. Did you brush your teeth?
  8. “Oop” *raises eyebrows and chuckles”
  9. “HAH” *says while looking at his phone, not sharing with the group*
  10. Jealous of someone else’s food
  11. “Not me of course”
  12. Wanders away
  13. Repeats a previous conversation
  14. Reminisces on the van
  15. Talks about being cheap
  16. Joe Biden
  17. Come back to an old conversation
  18. Forgets the kids were there
  19. Picks nose
  20. Grumpy old man moment
  21. Struggles to get up
  22. Complains about the brand new car
  23. Making a slightly offensive/racist comment
  24. Stares at someone random
  25. Talking to himself/being oblivious
  26. Complains about the Honda dealership, yet continues to take our cars there: Andrew is a mechanic.