EW getsoffended abouthaving have aninside-jokeexplained toherDJ over-salts hisalreadysalty foodEW stolenvalor's thequality of herhot chocolate tomuch silentchagrinEWfeelsleft outOne of usgetsroped intoironingMJ/NJ/BHdo saidpost-brunchclean-upJJ getsoffended atbeing askedto stay out ofthe kitchenA criticalelement ofthe breakfasttable isforgottenNJ/MJescapeupstairs justto take abreathDJ does anabsolutelyunrelatedchoreEW is 4 drinksin by 7PM andher attemptsat affectionare dodgedDJ forces MJto say bye toEW at leasttwice(affectionately)MJ initiates adrinkinggame withwhitemimosa'sEW complainsabout theamount ofclean-up post-brunchSomeoneforgets iceat thestoreSalt Pigends up onthe holidaytableUncomfortablebaby storiesEW hasthe mostgifts toopenDJ asks forhelp/kindnessto EW for self-preservationpurposesEW assigns atask thatcould've beendone in 15seconds herselfEW raisesher voiceat nothingJJ asksaboutNJ/MJ'srelationshipstatusTrashPanda'sescapeupstairs forparallel playJJ guilttripsMJ/NJ/BHsurvive viacommiseratinglooks and eyerollsAwkwardfamily photobeforebrunchEW stressesabout thetime it takesto openpresentsDJ complainsabout thetaste ofsomethingGFZ gets to lickHollandaiseoff EW'splateSomeonetrips overthe dogand yellsDJ is 3B&C's in by7PM(because it'sa holiday)EWdrunkenlytellssomeone sheloves themEWdemandssomeonemake her adrinkMJ tells EWsomething hasonions or garlicto prevent Zcleaning a plateZ getsrewardedforbeggingMJ/NJsteal pre-breakfastbaconBH finishesa NJ drink(only countsonce)DJ forcescomplimentson the tablesettingFree!DJ tries to getNJ/MJ to takeEW andfeelings arehurt by refusingZ tears uptissue papergiven by EWthat DJ/MJ/NJhave to cleanupJJ demandswe pass hersomethingat the tableEW getsoffended abouthaving have aninside-jokeexplained toherDJ over-salts hisalreadysalty foodEW stolenvalor's thequality of herhot chocolate tomuch silentchagrinEWfeelsleft outOne of usgetsroped intoironingMJ/NJ/BHdo saidpost-brunchclean-upJJ getsoffended atbeing askedto stay out ofthe kitchenA criticalelement ofthe breakfasttable isforgottenNJ/MJescapeupstairs justto take abreathDJ does anabsolutelyunrelatedchoreEW is 4 drinksin by 7PM andher attemptsat affectionare dodgedDJ forces MJto say bye toEW at leasttwice(affectionately)MJ initiates adrinkinggame withwhitemimosa'sEW complainsabout theamount ofclean-up post-brunchSomeoneforgets iceat thestoreSalt Pigends up onthe holidaytableUncomfortablebaby storiesEW hasthe mostgifts toopenDJ asks forhelp/kindnessto EW for self-preservationpurposesEW assigns atask thatcould've beendone in 15seconds herselfEW raisesher voiceat nothingJJ asksaboutNJ/MJ'srelationshipstatusTrashPanda'sescapeupstairs forparallel playJJ guilttripsMJ/NJ/BHsurvive viacommiseratinglooks and eyerollsAwkwardfamily photobeforebrunchEW stressesabout thetime it takesto openpresentsDJ complainsabout thetaste ofsomethingGFZ gets to lickHollandaiseoff EW'splateSomeonetrips overthe dogand yellsDJ is 3B&C's in by7PM(because it'sa holiday)EWdrunkenlytellssomeone sheloves themEWdemandssomeonemake her adrinkMJ tells EWsomething hasonions or garlicto prevent Zcleaning a plateZ getsrewardedforbeggingMJ/NJsteal pre-breakfastbaconBH finishesa NJ drink(only countsonce)DJ forcescomplimentson the tablesettingFree!DJ tries to getNJ/MJ to takeEW andfeelings arehurt by refusingZ tears uptissue papergiven by EWthat DJ/MJ/NJhave to cleanupJJ demandswe pass hersomethingat the table

Trash Panda Wack-A-Doodle Christmas Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. EW gets offended about having have an inside-joke explained to her
  2. DJ over-salts his already salty food
  3. EW stolen valor's the quality of her hot chocolate to much silent chagrin
  4. EW feels left out
  5. One of us gets roped into ironing
  6. MJ/NJ/BH do said post-brunch clean-up
  7. JJ gets offended at being asked to stay out of the kitchen
  8. A critical element of the breakfast table is forgotten
  9. NJ/MJ escape upstairs just to take a breath
  10. DJ does an absolutely unrelated chore
  11. EW is 4 drinks in by 7PM and her attempts at affection are dodged
  12. DJ forces MJ to say bye to EW at least twice (affectionately)
  13. MJ initiates a drinking game with white mimosa's
  14. EW complains about the amount of clean-up post-brunch
  15. Someone forgets ice at the store
  16. Salt Pig ends up on the holiday table
  17. Uncomfortable baby stories
  18. EW has the most gifts to open
  19. DJ asks for help/kindness to EW for self-preservation purposes
  20. EW assigns a task that could've been done in 15 seconds herself
  21. EW raises her voice at nothing
  22. JJ asks about NJ/MJ's relationship status
  23. Trash Panda's escape upstairs for parallel play
  24. JJ guilt trips
  25. MJ/NJ/BH survive via commiserating looks and eye rolls
  26. Awkward family photo before brunch
  27. EW stresses about the time it takes to open presents
  28. DJ complains about the taste of something GF
  29. Z gets to lick Hollandaise off EW's plate
  30. Someone trips over the dog and yells
  31. DJ is 3 B&C's in by 7PM (because it's a holiday)
  32. EW drunkenly tells someone she loves them
  33. EW demands someone make her a drink
  34. MJ tells EW something has onions or garlic to prevent Z cleaning a plate
  35. Z gets rewarded for begging
  36. MJ/NJ steal pre-breakfast bacon
  37. BH finishes a NJ drink (only counts once)
  38. DJ forces compliments on the table setting
  39. Free!
  40. DJ tries to get NJ/MJ to take EW and feelings are hurt by refusing
  41. Z tears up tissue paper given by EW that DJ/MJ/NJ have to clean up
  42. JJ demands we pass her something at the table