Salt Pigends up onthe holidaytableDJ over-salts hisalreadysalty foodEWdemandssomeonemake her adrinkMJ/NJ/BHsurvive viacommiseratinglooks and eyerollsMJ/NJsteal pre-breakfastbaconBH finishesa NJ drink(only countsonce)EW assigns atask thatcould've beendone in 15seconds herselfEW getsoffended abouthaving have aninside-jokeexplained toherZ gets to lickHollandaiseoff EW'splateDJ forcescomplimentson the tablesettingSomeonetrips overthe dogand yellsDJ complainsabout thetaste ofsomethingGFAwkwardfamily photobeforebrunchDJ asks forhelp/kindnessto EW for self-preservationpurposesEWfeelsleft outJJ getsoffended atbeing askedto stay out ofthe kitchenNJ/MJescapeupstairs justto take abreathDJ does anabsolutelyunrelatedchoreDJ tries to getNJ/MJ to takeEW andfeelings arehurt by refusingJJ asksaboutNJ/MJ'srelationshipstatusMJ tells EWsomething hasonions or garlicto prevent Zcleaning a plateEW is 4 drinksin by 7PM andher attemptsat affectionare dodgedEW stressesabout thetime it takesto openpresentsEW complainsabout theamount ofclean-up post-brunchMJ/NJ/BHdo saidpost-brunchclean-upJJ demandswe pass hersomethingat the tableMJ initiates adrinkinggame withwhitemimosa'sEWdrunkenlytellssomeone sheloves themUncomfortablebaby storiesOne of usgetsroped intoironingEW stolenvalor's thequality of herhot chocolate tomuch silentchagrinA criticalelement ofthe breakfasttable isforgottenDJ is 3B&C's in by7PM(because it'sa holiday)EW hasthe mostgifts toopenTrashPanda'sescapeupstairs forparallel playZ getsrewardedforbeggingZ tears uptissue papergiven by EWthat DJ/MJ/NJhave to cleanupDJ forces MJto say bye toEW at leasttwice(affectionately)Someoneforgets iceat thestoreJJ guilttripsEW raisesher voiceat nothingFree!Salt Pigends up onthe holidaytableDJ over-salts hisalreadysalty foodEWdemandssomeonemake her adrinkMJ/NJ/BHsurvive viacommiseratinglooks and eyerollsMJ/NJsteal pre-breakfastbaconBH finishesa NJ drink(only countsonce)EW assigns atask thatcould've beendone in 15seconds herselfEW getsoffended abouthaving have aninside-jokeexplained toherZ gets to lickHollandaiseoff EW'splateDJ forcescomplimentson the tablesettingSomeonetrips overthe dogand yellsDJ complainsabout thetaste ofsomethingGFAwkwardfamily photobeforebrunchDJ asks forhelp/kindnessto EW for self-preservationpurposesEWfeelsleft outJJ getsoffended atbeing askedto stay out ofthe kitchenNJ/MJescapeupstairs justto take abreathDJ does anabsolutelyunrelatedchoreDJ tries to getNJ/MJ to takeEW andfeelings arehurt by refusingJJ asksaboutNJ/MJ'srelationshipstatusMJ tells EWsomething hasonions or garlicto prevent Zcleaning a plateEW is 4 drinksin by 7PM andher attemptsat affectionare dodgedEW stressesabout thetime it takesto openpresentsEW complainsabout theamount ofclean-up post-brunchMJ/NJ/BHdo saidpost-brunchclean-upJJ demandswe pass hersomethingat the tableMJ initiates adrinkinggame withwhitemimosa'sEWdrunkenlytellssomeone sheloves themUncomfortablebaby storiesOne of usgetsroped intoironingEW stolenvalor's thequality of herhot chocolate tomuch silentchagrinA criticalelement ofthe breakfasttable isforgottenDJ is 3B&C's in by7PM(because it'sa holiday)EW hasthe mostgifts toopenTrashPanda'sescapeupstairs forparallel playZ getsrewardedforbeggingZ tears uptissue papergiven by EWthat DJ/MJ/NJhave to cleanupDJ forces MJto say bye toEW at leasttwice(affectionately)Someoneforgets iceat thestoreJJ guilttripsEW raisesher voiceat nothingFree!

Trash Panda Wack-A-Doodle Christmas Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Salt Pig ends up on the holiday table
  2. DJ over-salts his already salty food
  3. EW demands someone make her a drink
  4. MJ/NJ/BH survive via commiserating looks and eye rolls
  5. MJ/NJ steal pre-breakfast bacon
  6. BH finishes a NJ drink (only counts once)
  7. EW assigns a task that could've been done in 15 seconds herself
  8. EW gets offended about having have an inside-joke explained to her
  9. Z gets to lick Hollandaise off EW's plate
  10. DJ forces compliments on the table setting
  11. Someone trips over the dog and yells
  12. DJ complains about the taste of something GF
  13. Awkward family photo before brunch
  14. DJ asks for help/kindness to EW for self-preservation purposes
  15. EW feels left out
  16. JJ gets offended at being asked to stay out of the kitchen
  17. NJ/MJ escape upstairs just to take a breath
  18. DJ does an absolutely unrelated chore
  19. DJ tries to get NJ/MJ to take EW and feelings are hurt by refusing
  20. JJ asks about NJ/MJ's relationship status
  21. MJ tells EW something has onions or garlic to prevent Z cleaning a plate
  22. EW is 4 drinks in by 7PM and her attempts at affection are dodged
  23. EW stresses about the time it takes to open presents
  24. EW complains about the amount of clean-up post-brunch
  25. MJ/NJ/BH do said post-brunch clean-up
  26. JJ demands we pass her something at the table
  27. MJ initiates a drinking game with white mimosa's
  28. EW drunkenly tells someone she loves them
  29. Uncomfortable baby stories
  30. One of us gets roped into ironing
  31. EW stolen valor's the quality of her hot chocolate to much silent chagrin
  32. A critical element of the breakfast table is forgotten
  33. DJ is 3 B&C's in by 7PM (because it's a holiday)
  34. EW has the most gifts to open
  35. Trash Panda's escape upstairs for parallel play
  36. Z gets rewarded for begging
  37. Z tears up tissue paper given by EW that DJ/MJ/NJ have to clean up
  38. DJ forces MJ to say bye to EW at least twice (affectionately)
  39. Someone forgets ice at the store
  40. JJ guilt trips
  41. EW raises her voice at nothing
  42. Free!