‘identifyas’ jokemy sisterbrings upme”failing”my alevelsi try towalkoutsomeonegetsarrestedunclecheatingon my auntmentionedthe disaster ofwhat happenedlast year onchristmas ismentioneddad cheatingon my mumwhen she waspregnant withme mentionedmy dog getsscared by thefighting and ithreaten tocall the rspcauncles getin violentfightaunts havea fight aboutthe toddlers’bedtimeouted tograndparentssomeonementions mymother lyingabout goingto AA‘your children willnever actually beyour childrenbecause you’regay so they won’tbe biological’grandadsrant endsin anepileptic fit my sistergetsviolentwith memy sister bringsup when mydad brought aknife to histhroat in front ofhermymothergets toodrunkgrandad hasamisogynisticrant‘my xmaswish wasfor you todie’someoneliterallydiessomethingburns causingmy mum andaunt to kickoffi call anuber homeon my dadscredit cardsomeonestops mefromleavingthe menleave for thefamilyfunction forthe pub‘identifyas’ jokemy sisterbrings upme”failing”my alevelsi try towalkoutsomeonegetsarrestedunclecheatingon my auntmentionedthe disaster ofwhat happenedlast year onchristmas ismentioneddad cheatingon my mumwhen she waspregnant withme mentionedmy dog getsscared by thefighting and ithreaten tocall the rspcauncles getin violentfightaunts havea fight aboutthe toddlers’bedtimeouted tograndparentssomeonementions mymother lyingabout goingto AA‘your children willnever actually beyour childrenbecause you’regay so they won’tbe biological’grandadsrant endsin anepileptic fit my sistergetsviolentwith memy sister bringsup when mydad brought aknife to histhroat in front ofhermymothergets toodrunkgrandad hasamisogynisticrant‘my xmaswish wasfor you todie’someoneliterallydiessomethingburns causingmy mum andaunt to kickoffi call anuber homeon my dadscredit cardsomeonestops mefromleavingthe menleave for thefamilyfunction forthe pub

xmas bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. ‘identify as’ joke
  2. my sister brings up me”failing” my alevels
  3. i try to walk out
  4. someone gets arrested
  5. uncle cheating on my aunt mentioned
  6. the disaster of what happened last year on christmas is mentioned
  7. dad cheating on my mum when she was pregnant with me mentioned
  8. my dog gets scared by the fighting and i threaten to call the rspca
  9. uncles get in violent fight
  10. aunts have a fight about the toddlers’ bedtime
  11. outed to grandparents
  12. someone mentions my mother lying about going to AA
  13. ‘your children will never actually be your children because you’re gay so they won’t be biological’
  14. grandads rant ends in an epileptic fit
  15. my sister gets violent with me
  16. my sister brings up when my dad brought a knife to his throat in front of her
  17. my mother gets too drunk
  18. grandad has a misogynistic rant
  19. ‘my xmas wish was for you to die’
  20. someone literally dies
  21. something burns causing my mum and aunt to kick off
  22. i call an uber home on my dads credit card
  23. someone stops me from leaving
  24. the men leave for the family function for the pub