Doesn'tcount unlessthe doctorsays itRecovery:Noflexibility?idk herLutheranMasochisticBullshit™*Medicalmisinfo tosoothe hisego*`Surgery:YesSelectiveamnesiaabout ownmedicalhistoryDNI:PhysicalTherapistsAginghasconsequencesAgrees withyouradvice...two weekslater'Forgets'the caneAgoraphobiaIs actuallyin a lot ofpain200squatsper dayRICE?Like thegrain?Doesn'tcount unlesshe reads astudyATROPHYtries toJust Help,DearPlagiarizesyouradvice.. twoweeks laterRapidweight gainif no 200squats :(W*lkerMentionBREAKINGNEWS:PainkillersworkIsn'tactuallyin pain"BilateralAssistiveDevices"Doesn'tcount unlessthe doctorsays itRecovery:Noflexibility?idk herLutheranMasochisticBullshit™*Medicalmisinfo tosoothe hisego*`Surgery:YesSelectiveamnesiaabout ownmedicalhistoryDNI:PhysicalTherapistsAginghasconsequencesAgrees withyouradvice...two weekslater'Forgets'the caneAgoraphobiaIs actuallyin a lot ofpain200squatsper dayRICE?Like thegrain?Doesn'tcount unlesshe reads astudyATROPHYtries toJust Help,DearPlagiarizesyouradvice.. twoweeks laterRapidweight gainif no 200squats :(W*lkerMentionBREAKINGNEWS:PainkillersworkIsn'tactuallyin pain"BilateralAssistiveDevices"

JOINT WARS, EPISODE IV: A NEW KNEE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Doesn't count unless the doctor says it
  2. Recovery: No
  3. flexibility? idk her
  4. Lutheran Masochistic Bullshit™
  5. *Medical misinfo to soothe his ego*
  6. `Surgery: Yes
  7. Selective amnesia about own medical history
  8. DNI: Physical Therapists
  9. Aging has consequences
  10. Agrees with your advice... two weeks later
  11. 'Forgets' the cane
  12. Agoraphobia
  13. Is actually in a lot of pain
  14. 200 squats per day
  15. RICE? Like the grain?
  16. Doesn't count unless he reads a study
  17. ATROPHY
  18. tries to Just Help, Dear
  19. Plagiarizes your advice.. two weeks later
  20. Rapid weight gain if no 200 squats :(
  21. W*lker Mention
  22. BREAKING NEWS: Painkillers work
  23. Isn't actually in pain
  24. "Bilateral Assistive Devices"