JOINT WARS, EPISODE IV: A NEW KNEE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Isn't actually in pain
2. Doesn't count unless he reads a study
3. Rapid weight gain if no 200 squats :(
4. Selective amnesia about own medical history
5. Recovery: No
6. Is actually in a lot of pain
7. 'Forgets' the cane
8. 200 squats per day
9. "Bilateral Assistive Devices"
10. Aging has consequences
11. `Surgery: Yes
12. DNI: Physical Therapists
13. *Medical misinfo to soothe his ego*
14. RICE? Like the grain?
15. ATROPHY
16. Doesn't count unless the doctor says it
17. flexibility? idk her
18. Agoraphobia
19. W*lker Mention
20. Agrees with your advice... two weeks later
21. Plagiarizes your advice.. two weeks later
22. Lutheran Masochistic Bullshit™
23. tries to Just Help, Dear
24. BREAKING NEWS: Painkillers work