ATROPHY'Forgets'the canetries toJust Help,Dear`Surgery:YesRapidweight gainif no 200squats :(AginghasconsequencesRICE?Like thegrain?Selectiveamnesiaabout ownmedicalhistoryW*lkerMentionBREAKINGNEWS:PainkillersworkAgoraphobiaflexibility?idk herIsn'tactuallyin pain200squatsper dayRecovery:NoAgrees withyouradvice...two weekslaterDoesn'tcount unlesshe reads astudyDNI:PhysicalTherapistsLutheranMasochisticBullshit™Is actuallyin a lot ofpainPlagiarizesyouradvice.. twoweeks laterDoesn'tcount unlessthe doctorsays it"BilateralAssistiveDevices"*Medicalmisinfo tosoothe hisego*ATROPHY'Forgets'the canetries toJust Help,Dear`Surgery:YesRapidweight gainif no 200squats :(AginghasconsequencesRICE?Like thegrain?Selectiveamnesiaabout ownmedicalhistoryW*lkerMentionBREAKINGNEWS:PainkillersworkAgoraphobiaflexibility?idk herIsn'tactuallyin pain200squatsper dayRecovery:NoAgrees withyouradvice...two weekslaterDoesn'tcount unlesshe reads astudyDNI:PhysicalTherapistsLutheranMasochisticBullshit™Is actuallyin a lot ofpainPlagiarizesyouradvice.. twoweeks laterDoesn'tcount unlessthe doctorsays it"BilateralAssistiveDevices"*Medicalmisinfo tosoothe hisego*

JOINT WARS, EPISODE IV: A NEW KNEE - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. ATROPHY
  2. 'Forgets' the cane
  3. tries to Just Help, Dear
  4. `Surgery: Yes
  5. Rapid weight gain if no 200 squats :(
  6. Aging has consequences
  7. RICE? Like the grain?
  8. Selective amnesia about own medical history
  9. W*lker Mention
  10. BREAKING NEWS: Painkillers work
  11. Agoraphobia
  12. flexibility? idk her
  13. Isn't actually in pain
  14. 200 squats per day
  15. Recovery: No
  16. Agrees with your advice... two weeks later
  17. Doesn't count unless he reads a study
  18. DNI: Physical Therapists
  19. Lutheran Masochistic Bullshit™
  20. Is actually in a lot of pain
  21. Plagiarizes your advice.. two weeks later
  22. Doesn't count unless the doctor says it
  23. "Bilateral Assistive Devices"
  24. *Medical misinfo to soothe his ego*