peels his skinoff and revealsAshtonKutcherunderneathbringsflowersshrieksasks meaboutmy workkeeps murmuringto himself "if onlyshe knew..." atrandom momentsas if I can't hearand won't explainwhen I ask about itwe realizewe'rerelatedbreaks aglass byaccidentasks meabout myfamilyproposesdoes abackfliponlyspeaks inpig latinasks meaboutmy dogsings alittlesonghe paysfor thedrinkstells mewhat KCstands forhe bringsup holesagainwears oneof thosewisconsincheese hatstells meI lookgoodasks if Iwantanotherdrinkmentionshow earlyit getsdarkkeeps eatingloose peanutsfrom hispockets anddoesn't sharehas a severeallergic reactionto somethingand tries toignore itasks mehow I likeportlandconspiratoriallyexplains that acreature he calls"the slimy man"keeps appearingin his dreamsslaps the barand yells"another round,good sir!" to thefemalebartenderpeels his skinoff and revealsAshtonKutcherunderneathbringsflowersshrieksasks meaboutmy workkeeps murmuringto himself "if onlyshe knew..." atrandom momentsas if I can't hearand won't explainwhen I ask about itwe realizewe'rerelatedbreaks aglass byaccidentasks meabout myfamilyproposesdoes abackfliponlyspeaks inpig latinasks meaboutmy dogsings alittlesonghe paysfor thedrinkstells mewhat KCstands forhe bringsup holesagainwears oneof thosewisconsincheese hatstells meI lookgoodasks if Iwantanotherdrinkmentionshow earlyit getsdarkkeeps eatingloose peanutsfrom hispockets anddoesn't sharehas a severeallergic reactionto somethingand tries toignore itasks mehow I likeportlandconspiratoriallyexplains that acreature he calls"the slimy man"keeps appearingin his dreamsslaps the barand yells"another round,good sir!" to thefemalebartender

Date with KC - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. peels his skin off and reveals Ashton Kutcher underneath
  2. brings flowers
  3. shrieks
  4. asks me about my work
  5. keeps murmuring to himself "if only she knew..." at random moments as if I can't hear and won't explain when I ask about it
  6. we realize we're related
  7. breaks a glass by accident
  8. asks me about my family
  9. proposes
  10. does a backflip
  11. only speaks in pig latin
  12. asks me about my dog
  13. sings a little song
  14. he pays for the drinks
  15. tells me what KC stands for
  16. he brings up holes again
  17. wears one of those wisconsin cheese hats
  18. tells me I look good
  19. asks if I want another drink
  20. mentions how early it gets dark
  21. keeps eating loose peanuts from his pockets and doesn't share
  22. has a severe allergic reaction to something and tries to ignore it
  23. asks me how I like portland
  24. conspiratorially explains that a creature he calls "the slimy man" keeps appearing in his dreams
  25. slaps the bar and yells "another round, good sir!" to the female bartender