meaninglessreference toCamavornot writtenby acreepygoth girlqueerphobicclicheJesse &Jamesvibes withLeBlancstoryending isrushedshorthairwriterdidn't dotheirresearchbadqueerbaitLooks likeSwaincould behis dadRiottrivialisesblood magicto the pointof mundanityVlad ischarming andsassy bututterly lacking acoherentidentityBlood magicwritten likegenericvampirismVisual designutterly lacks thegrandeur of asupposed"Herald of theOld World"VA soundsanemic; lacksthe richnessof Newbon orFreemanPlayedas ajokelacks anyreal menacewhatsoever,makes apoor villainout-of-placemarketingbeatRiot fails tobalancegrotesque andhot; we getdistasteful B-movie horrormisunderstandsthe targetaudienceJ-rocklookRiot fails tobalancegrotesque andhot; we getbland genericappealHey,Astarionfangirls, wedid it first!(Reluctantly.)motivationsdon't makesenseclassicvampirereferencemeaninglessreference toCamavornot writtenby acreepygoth girlqueerphobicclicheJesse &Jamesvibes withLeBlancstoryending isrushedshorthairwriterdidn't dotheirresearchbadqueerbaitLooks likeSwaincould behis dadRiottrivialisesblood magicto the pointof mundanityVlad ischarming andsassy bututterly lacking acoherentidentityBlood magicwritten likegenericvampirismVisual designutterly lacks thegrandeur of asupposed"Herald of theOld World"VA soundsanemic; lacksthe richnessof Newbon orFreemanPlayedas ajokelacks anyreal menacewhatsoever,makes apoor villainout-of-placemarketingbeatRiot fails tobalancegrotesque andhot; we getdistasteful B-movie horrormisunderstandsthe targetaudienceJ-rocklookRiot fails tobalancegrotesque andhot; we getbland genericappealHey,Astarionfangirls, wedid it first!(Reluctantly.)motivationsdon't makesenseclassicvampirereference

Riot Vladimir Fuckup Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I-meaningless reference to Camavor
  2. O-not written by a creepy goth girl
  3. B-queerphobic cliche
  4. N-Jesse & James vibes with LeBlanc
  5. G-story ending is rushed
  6. B-short hair
  7. N-writer didn't do their research
  8. B-bad queerbait
  9. G-Looks like Swain could be his dad
  10. O-Riot trivialises blood magic to the point of mundanity
  11. B-Vlad is charming and sassy but utterly lacking a coherent identity
  12. N-Blood magic written like generic vampirism
  13. I-Visual design utterly lacks the grandeur of a supposed "Herald of the Old World"
  14. G-VA sounds anemic; lacks the richness of Newbon or Freeman
  15. I-Played as a joke
  16. B-lacks any real menace whatsoever, makes a poor villain
  17. I-out-of-place marketing beat
  18. G-Riot fails to balance grotesque and hot; we get distasteful B-movie horror
  19. O-misunderstands the target audience
  20. I-J-rock look
  21. N-Riot fails to balance grotesque and hot; we get bland generic appeal
  22. O-Hey, Astarion fangirls, we did it first! (Reluctantly.)
  23. O-motivations don't make sense
  24. G-classic vampire reference