misunderstandsthe targetaudiencemotivationsdon't makesenseRiottrivialisesblood magicto the pointof mundanityJesse &Jamesvibes withLeBlancqueerphobicclichemeaninglessreference toCamavorBlood magicwritten likegenericvampirismRiot fails tobalancegrotesque andhot; we getdistasteful B-movie horrorRiot fails tobalancegrotesque andhot; we getbland genericappealout-of-placemarketingbeatVA soundsanemic; lacksthe richnessof Newbon orFreemanlacks anyreal menacewhatsoever,makes apoor villainclassicvampirereferenceJ-rocklooknot writtenby acreepygoth girlwriterdidn't dotheirresearchVisual designutterly lacks thegrandeur of asupposed"Herald of theOld World"Looks likeSwaincould behis dadVlad ischarming andsassy bututterly lacking acoherentidentityPlayedas ajokebadqueerbaitHey,Astarionfangirls, wedid it first!(Reluctantly.)storyending isrushedshorthairmisunderstandsthe targetaudiencemotivationsdon't makesenseRiottrivialisesblood magicto the pointof mundanityJesse &Jamesvibes withLeBlancqueerphobicclichemeaninglessreference toCamavorBlood magicwritten likegenericvampirismRiot fails tobalancegrotesque andhot; we getdistasteful B-movie horrorRiot fails tobalancegrotesque andhot; we getbland genericappealout-of-placemarketingbeatVA soundsanemic; lacksthe richnessof Newbon orFreemanlacks anyreal menacewhatsoever,makes apoor villainclassicvampirereferenceJ-rocklooknot writtenby acreepygoth girlwriterdidn't dotheirresearchVisual designutterly lacks thegrandeur of asupposed"Herald of theOld World"Looks likeSwaincould behis dadVlad ischarming andsassy bututterly lacking acoherentidentityPlayedas ajokebadqueerbaitHey,Astarionfangirls, wedid it first!(Reluctantly.)storyending isrushedshorthair

Riot Vladimir Fuckup Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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O
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O
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O
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N
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B
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I
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N
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G
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N
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I
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G
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B
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G
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I
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O
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N
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I
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G
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B
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I
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B
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O
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G
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B
  1. O-misunderstands the target audience
  2. O-motivations don't make sense
  3. O-Riot trivialises blood magic to the point of mundanity
  4. N-Jesse & James vibes with LeBlanc
  5. B-queerphobic cliche
  6. I-meaningless reference to Camavor
  7. N-Blood magic written like generic vampirism
  8. G-Riot fails to balance grotesque and hot; we get distasteful B-movie horror
  9. N-Riot fails to balance grotesque and hot; we get bland generic appeal
  10. I-out-of-place marketing beat
  11. G-VA sounds anemic; lacks the richness of Newbon or Freeman
  12. B-lacks any real menace whatsoever, makes a poor villain
  13. G-classic vampire reference
  14. I-J-rock look
  15. O-not written by a creepy goth girl
  16. N-writer didn't do their research
  17. I-Visual design utterly lacks the grandeur of a supposed "Herald of the Old World"
  18. G-Looks like Swain could be his dad
  19. B-Vlad is charming and sassy but utterly lacking a coherent identity
  20. I-Played as a joke
  21. B-bad queerbait
  22. O-Hey, Astarion fangirls, we did it first! (Reluctantly.)
  23. G-story ending is rushed
  24. B-short hair