out-of-placemarketingbeatthematicincoherenceRiot fails tobalancegrotesque andhot; we getdistasteful B-movie horrornot writtenby acreepygoth girlshorthairclassicvampirereferencemeaninglessreference toCamavorstoryending isrushedPlayedas ajokeVA soundsanemic; lacksthe richnessof Newbon orFreemanRiot fails tobalancegrotesque andhot; we getbland genericappealJesse &Jamesvibes withLeBlancRiottrivialisesblood magicto the pointof mundanityVlad ischarming andsassy bututterly lacking acoherentidentityHey,Astarionfangirls, wedid it first!(Reluctantly.)Blood magicwritten likegenericvampirismwriterdidn't dotheirresearchlacks anyreal menacewhatsoever,makes apoor villainbadqueerbaitmotivationsdon't makesenseVisual designutterly lacks thegrandeur of asupposed"Herald of theOld World"Looks likeSwaincould behis dadqueerphobicclicheJ-rocklookout-of-placemarketingbeatthematicincoherenceRiot fails tobalancegrotesque andhot; we getdistasteful B-movie horrornot writtenby acreepygoth girlshorthairclassicvampirereferencemeaninglessreference toCamavorstoryending isrushedPlayedas ajokeVA soundsanemic; lacksthe richnessof Newbon orFreemanRiot fails tobalancegrotesque andhot; we getbland genericappealJesse &Jamesvibes withLeBlancRiottrivialisesblood magicto the pointof mundanityVlad ischarming andsassy bututterly lacking acoherentidentityHey,Astarionfangirls, wedid it first!(Reluctantly.)Blood magicwritten likegenericvampirismwriterdidn't dotheirresearchlacks anyreal menacewhatsoever,makes apoor villainbadqueerbaitmotivationsdon't makesenseVisual designutterly lacks thegrandeur of asupposed"Herald of theOld World"Looks likeSwaincould behis dadqueerphobicclicheJ-rocklook

Riot Vladimir Fuckup Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. out-of-place marketing beat
  2. thematic incoherence
  3. Riot fails to balance grotesque and hot; we get distasteful B-movie horror
  4. not written by a creepy goth girl
  5. short hair
  6. classic vampire reference
  7. meaningless reference to Camavor
  8. story ending is rushed
  9. Played as a joke
  10. VA sounds anemic; lacks the richness of Newbon or Freeman
  11. Riot fails to balance grotesque and hot; we get bland generic appeal
  12. Jesse & James vibes with LeBlanc
  13. Riot trivialises blood magic to the point of mundanity
  14. Vlad is charming and sassy but utterly lacking a coherent identity
  15. Hey, Astarion fangirls, we did it first! (Reluctantly.)
  16. Blood magic written like generic vampirism
  17. writer didn't do their research
  18. lacks any real menace whatsoever, makes a poor villain
  19. bad queerbait
  20. motivations don't make sense
  21. Visual design utterly lacks the grandeur of a supposed "Herald of the Old World"
  22. Looks like Swain could be his dad
  23. queerphobic cliche
  24. J-rock look