Visual designutterly lacks thegrandeur of asupposed"Herald of theOld World"queerphobicclicheJesse &Jamesvibes withLeBlancJ-rocklookPlayedas ajokepointlessvampirereferenceBlood magicwritten likegenericvampirismVlad ischarming andsassy bututterly lacking acoherentidentitybadqueerbaitstoryending isrushedmotivationsdon't makesenseRiot fails tobalancegrotesque andhot; we getdistasteful B-movie horrorRiottrivialisesblood magicto the pointof mundanityLooks likeSwaincould behis dadVA soundsanemic; lacksthe richnessof Newbon orFreemanthematicincoherenceout-of-placemarketingbeatlacks anyreal menacewhatsoever,makes apoor villainnot writtenby acreepygoth girlmeaninglessreference toCamavorwriterdidn't dotheirresearchRiot fails tobalancegrotesque andhot; we getbland genericappealHey,Astarionfangirls, wedid it first!(Reluctantly.)shorthairVisual designutterly lacks thegrandeur of asupposed"Herald of theOld World"queerphobicclicheJesse &Jamesvibes withLeBlancJ-rocklookPlayedas ajokepointlessvampirereferenceBlood magicwritten likegenericvampirismVlad ischarming andsassy bututterly lacking acoherentidentitybadqueerbaitstoryending isrushedmotivationsdon't makesenseRiot fails tobalancegrotesque andhot; we getdistasteful B-movie horrorRiottrivialisesblood magicto the pointof mundanityLooks likeSwaincould behis dadVA soundsanemic; lacksthe richnessof Newbon orFreemanthematicincoherenceout-of-placemarketingbeatlacks anyreal menacewhatsoever,makes apoor villainnot writtenby acreepygoth girlmeaninglessreference toCamavorwriterdidn't dotheirresearchRiot fails tobalancegrotesque andhot; we getbland genericappealHey,Astarionfangirls, wedid it first!(Reluctantly.)shorthair

Riot Vladimir Fuckup Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Visual design utterly lacks the grandeur of a supposed "Herald of the Old World"
  2. queerphobic cliche
  3. Jesse & James vibes with LeBlanc
  4. J-rock look
  5. Played as a joke
  6. pointless vampire reference
  7. Blood magic written like generic vampirism
  8. Vlad is charming and sassy but utterly lacking a coherent identity
  9. bad queerbait
  10. story ending is rushed
  11. motivations don't make sense
  12. Riot fails to balance grotesque and hot; we get distasteful B-movie horror
  13. Riot trivialises blood magic to the point of mundanity
  14. Looks like Swain could be his dad
  15. VA sounds anemic; lacks the richness of Newbon or Freeman
  16. thematic incoherence
  17. out-of-place marketing beat
  18. lacks any real menace whatsoever, makes a poor villain
  19. not written by a creepy goth girl
  20. meaningless reference to Camavor
  21. writer didn't do their research
  22. Riot fails to balance grotesque and hot; we get bland generic appeal
  23. Hey, Astarion fangirls, we did it first! (Reluctantly.)
  24. short hair