J-rocklookHey,Astarionfangirls, wedid it first!(Reluctantly.)not writtenby acreepygoth girlRiot fails tobalancegrotesque andhot; we getbland genericappealwriterdidn't dotheirresearchmeaninglessreference toCamavorVlad ischarming andsassy bututterly lacking acoherentidentitylacks anyreal menacewhatsoever,makes apoor villainpointlessvampirereferenceshorthairRiot fails tobalancegrotesque andhot; we getdistasteful B-movie horrorbadqueerbaitqueerphobicclichemotivationsdon't makesenseRiottrivialisesblood magicto the pointof mundanitythematicincoherenceLooks likeSwaincould behis dadBlood magicwritten likegenericvampirismPlayedas ajokestoryending isrushedout-of-placemarketingbeatVA soundsanemic; lacksthe richnessof Newbon orFreemanVisual designutterly lacks thegrandeur of asupposed"Herald of theOld World"Jesse &Jamesvibes withLeBlancJ-rocklookHey,Astarionfangirls, wedid it first!(Reluctantly.)not writtenby acreepygoth girlRiot fails tobalancegrotesque andhot; we getbland genericappealwriterdidn't dotheirresearchmeaninglessreference toCamavorVlad ischarming andsassy bututterly lacking acoherentidentitylacks anyreal menacewhatsoever,makes apoor villainpointlessvampirereferenceshorthairRiot fails tobalancegrotesque andhot; we getdistasteful B-movie horrorbadqueerbaitqueerphobicclichemotivationsdon't makesenseRiottrivialisesblood magicto the pointof mundanitythematicincoherenceLooks likeSwaincould behis dadBlood magicwritten likegenericvampirismPlayedas ajokestoryending isrushedout-of-placemarketingbeatVA soundsanemic; lacksthe richnessof Newbon orFreemanVisual designutterly lacks thegrandeur of asupposed"Herald of theOld World"Jesse &Jamesvibes withLeBlanc

Riot Vladimir Fuckup Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. J-rock look
  2. Hey, Astarion fangirls, we did it first! (Reluctantly.)
  3. not written by a creepy goth girl
  4. Riot fails to balance grotesque and hot; we get bland generic appeal
  5. writer didn't do their research
  6. meaningless reference to Camavor
  7. Vlad is charming and sassy but utterly lacking a coherent identity
  8. lacks any real menace whatsoever, makes a poor villain
  9. pointless vampire reference
  10. short hair
  11. Riot fails to balance grotesque and hot; we get distasteful B-movie horror
  12. bad queerbait
  13. queerphobic cliche
  14. motivations don't make sense
  15. Riot trivialises blood magic to the point of mundanity
  16. thematic incoherence
  17. Looks like Swain could be his dad
  18. Blood magic written like generic vampirism
  19. Played as a joke
  20. story ending is rushed
  21. out-of-place marketing beat
  22. VA sounds anemic; lacks the richness of Newbon or Freeman
  23. Visual design utterly lacks the grandeur of a supposed "Herald of the Old World"
  24. Jesse & James vibes with LeBlanc