Customer talks on their phone for the entire transaction, barely acknowledging your existence. “Do you work here?” “Why don’t you just carry it all year long?” *Remove card jingle blaring over and over again* “Oh, is that me??” (Customer walks up, doesn’t greet you.)“[Product]????” (Item isn’t ringing up.) “I guess it’s free!” “Do you need bags?” “I have stairs.” “Do you need a bag?” (Customer is talking on their phone.) “No” (After transaction.) “Can I get a bag?” “10 cents for a bag?!” *Just spent $300* Customer darts in front of you while you’re pushing a heavy flat. “Where is…? Oh, it was right in front of my face!” (Bags are buried at the bottom of cart.) “Sorry!” “I only came in for 1-3 items.” Customer hands you the nastiest 10 year old reusable bag that’s never been washed. “Where’s your self- checkout?” Some kid rings a 15 bell. “I never remember to bring my bags.” Customer reaches for an item right in front of you without saying excuse me. “Where is [product that has never existed]? I buy it here all the time.” “When are the mini canvas/ insulated totes coming back?” “You look bored!” “I‘ll help bag.” (Takes them the entire transaction to make the shittiest double bag you’ve ever seen in your life.) “You always discontinue everything I like!” Customer asks for a double bag for 3 items. Customer talks on their phone for the entire transaction, barely acknowledging your existence. “Do you work here?” “Why don’t you just carry it all year long?” *Remove card jingle blaring over and over again* “Oh, is that me??” (Customer walks up, doesn’t greet you.)“[Product]????” (Item isn’t ringing up.) “I guess it’s free!” “Do you need bags?” “I have stairs.” “Do you need a bag?” (Customer is talking on their phone.) “No” (After transaction.) “Can I get a bag?” “10 cents for a bag?!” *Just spent $300* Customer darts in front of you while you’re pushing a heavy flat. “Where is…? Oh, it was right in front of my face!” (Bags are buried at the bottom of cart.) “Sorry!” “I only came in for 1-3 items.” Customer hands you the nastiest 10 year old reusable bag that’s never been washed. “Where’s your self- checkout?” Some kid rings a 15 bell. “I never remember to bring my bags.” Customer reaches for an item right in front of you without saying excuse me. “Where is [product that has never existed]? I buy it here all the time.” “When are the mini canvas/ insulated totes coming back?” “You look bored!” “I‘ll help bag.” (Takes them the entire transaction to make the shittiest double bag you’ve ever seen in your life.) “You always discontinue everything I like!” Customer asks for a double bag for 3 items.
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Customer talks on their phone for the entire transaction, barely acknowledging your existence.
“Do you work here?”
“Why don’t you just carry it all year long?”
*Remove card jingle blaring over and over again* “Oh, is that me??”
(Customer walks up, doesn’t greet you.)“[Product]????”
(Item isn’t ringing up.) “I guess it’s free!”
“Do you need bags?” “I have stairs.”
“Do you need a bag?” (Customer is talking on their phone.) “No” (After transaction.) “Can I get a bag?”
“10 cents for a bag?!” *Just spent $300*
Customer darts in front of you while you’re pushing a heavy flat.
“Where is…? Oh, it was right in front of my face!”
(Bags are buried at the bottom of cart.) “Sorry!”
“I only came in for 1-3 items.”
Customer hands you the nastiest 10 year old reusable bag that’s never been washed.
“Where’s your self-checkout?”
Some kid rings a 15 bell.
“I never remember to bring my bags.”
Customer reaches for an item right in front of you without saying excuse me.
“Where is [product that has never existed]? I buy it here all the time.”
“When are the mini canvas/ insulated totes coming back?”
“You look bored!”
“I‘ll help bag.” (Takes them the entire transaction to make the shittiest double bag you’ve ever seen in your life.)
“You always discontinue everything I like!”
Customer asks for a double bag for 3 items.
