“Where is…?Oh, it wasright in frontof my face!”Customerreaches for anitem right infront of youwithout sayingexcuse me.“Where is[product thathas neverexisted]? I buyit here all thetime.”“Do youneed bags?”“I havestairs.”“Do youworkhere?”“Where’syour self-checkout?”*Remove cardjingle blaringover and overagain* “Oh, isthat me??”Customerhands you thenastiest 10 yearold reusablebag that’s neverbeen washed.“10 centsfor a bag?!”*Just spent$300*(Customer walks up,doesn’t greetyou.)“[Product]????” “When are themini canvas/insulated totescoming back?”Somekid ringsa 15 bell.(Bags areburied at thebottom ofcart.)“Sorry!”Customer talks ontheir phone for theentire transaction,barelyacknowledgingyour existence.“Why don’tyou justcarry it allyear long?”“Youlookbored!”“Do you need abag?” (Customeris talking on theirphone.) “No” (Aftertransaction.) “CanI get a bag?”Customerasks for adouble bagfor 3 items.Customerdarts in front ofyou whileyou’re pushinga heavy flat.(Item isn’tringing up.)“I guess it’sfree!”“I neverrememberto bringmy bags.”“I onlycame infor 1-3items.”“I‘ll help bag.”(Takes them theentire transactionto make theshittiest doublebag you’ve everseen in your life.)“You alwaysdiscontinueeverything Ilike!”“Where is…?Oh, it wasright in frontof my face!”Customerreaches for anitem right infront of youwithout sayingexcuse me.“Where is[product thathas neverexisted]? I buyit here all thetime.”“Do youneed bags?”“I havestairs.”“Do youworkhere?”“Where’syour self-checkout?”*Remove cardjingle blaringover and overagain* “Oh, isthat me??”Customerhands you thenastiest 10 yearold reusablebag that’s neverbeen washed.“10 centsfor a bag?!”*Just spent$300*(Customer walks up,doesn’t greetyou.)“[Product]????” “When are themini canvas/insulated totescoming back?”Somekid ringsa 15 bell.(Bags areburied at thebottom ofcart.)“Sorry!”Customer talks ontheir phone for theentire transaction,barelyacknowledgingyour existence.“Why don’tyou justcarry it allyear long?”“Youlookbored!”“Do you need abag?” (Customeris talking on theirphone.) “No” (Aftertransaction.) “CanI get a bag?”Customerasks for adouble bagfor 3 items.Customerdarts in front ofyou whileyou’re pushinga heavy flat.(Item isn’tringing up.)“I guess it’sfree!”“I neverrememberto bringmy bags.”“I onlycame infor 1-3items.”“I‘ll help bag.”(Takes them theentire transactionto make theshittiest doublebag you’ve everseen in your life.)“You alwaysdiscontinueeverything Ilike!”

Trader Joe’s Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Where is…? Oh, it was right in front of my face!”
  2. Customer reaches for an item right in front of you without saying excuse me.
  3. “Where is [product that has never existed]? I buy it here all the time.”
  4. “Do you need bags?” “I have stairs.”
  5. “Do you work here?”
  6. “Where’s your self-checkout?”
  7. *Remove card jingle blaring over and over again* “Oh, is that me??”
  8. Customer hands you the nastiest 10 year old reusable bag that’s never been washed.
  9. “10 cents for a bag?!” *Just spent $300*
  10. (Customer walks up, doesn’t greet you.)“[Product]????”
  11. “When are the mini canvas/ insulated totes coming back?”
  12. Some kid rings a 15 bell.
  13. (Bags are buried at the bottom of cart.) “Sorry!”
  14. Customer talks on their phone for the entire transaction, barely acknowledging your existence.
  15. “Why don’t you just carry it all year long?”
  16. “You look bored!”
  17. “Do you need a bag?” (Customer is talking on their phone.) “No” (After transaction.) “Can I get a bag?”
  18. Customer asks for a double bag for 3 items.
  19. Customer darts in front of you while you’re pushing a heavy flat.
  20. (Item isn’t ringing up.) “I guess it’s free!”
  21. “I never remember to bring my bags.”
  22. “I only came in for 1-3 items.”
  23. “I‘ll help bag.” (Takes them the entire transaction to make the shittiest double bag you’ve ever seen in your life.)
  24. “You always discontinue everything I like!”