“You alwaysdiscontinueeverything Ilike!”*Remove cardjingle blaringover and overagain* “Oh, isthat me??”“I onlycame infor 1-3items.”“I‘ll help bag.”(Takes them theentire transactionto make theshittiest doublebag you’ve everseen in your life.)Customerreaches for anitem right infront of youwithout sayingexcuse me.Customerhands you thenastiest 10 yearold reusablebag that’s neverbeen washed.(Customer walks up,doesn’t greetyou.)“[Product]????”“Where is…?Oh, it wasright in frontof my face!”“Why don’tyou justcarry it allyear long?”Somekid ringsa 15 bell.“Youlookbored!”“Do you need abag?” (Customeris talking on theirphone.) “No” (Aftertransaction.) “CanI get a bag?”Customer talks ontheir phone for theentire transaction,barelyacknowledgingyour existence.“Where’syour self-checkout?”Customerdarts in front ofyou whileyou’re pushinga heavy flat.(Bags areburied at thebottom ofcart.)“Sorry!”“Do youworkhere?”“10 centsfor a bag?!”*Just spent$300*Customerasks for adouble bagfor 3 items.“Where is[product thathas neverexisted]? I buyit here all thetime.”(Item isn’tringing up.)“I guess it’sfree!” “When are themini canvas/insulated totescoming back?”“I neverrememberto bringmy bags.”“Do youneed bags?”“I havestairs.”“You alwaysdiscontinueeverything Ilike!”*Remove cardjingle blaringover and overagain* “Oh, isthat me??”“I onlycame infor 1-3items.”“I‘ll help bag.”(Takes them theentire transactionto make theshittiest doublebag you’ve everseen in your life.)Customerreaches for anitem right infront of youwithout sayingexcuse me.Customerhands you thenastiest 10 yearold reusablebag that’s neverbeen washed.(Customer walks up,doesn’t greetyou.)“[Product]????”“Where is…?Oh, it wasright in frontof my face!”“Why don’tyou justcarry it allyear long?”Somekid ringsa 15 bell.“Youlookbored!”“Do you need abag?” (Customeris talking on theirphone.) “No” (Aftertransaction.) “CanI get a bag?”Customer talks ontheir phone for theentire transaction,barelyacknowledgingyour existence.“Where’syour self-checkout?”Customerdarts in front ofyou whileyou’re pushinga heavy flat.(Bags areburied at thebottom ofcart.)“Sorry!”“Do youworkhere?”“10 centsfor a bag?!”*Just spent$300*Customerasks for adouble bagfor 3 items.“Where is[product thathas neverexisted]? I buyit here all thetime.”(Item isn’tringing up.)“I guess it’sfree!” “When are themini canvas/insulated totescoming back?”“I neverrememberto bringmy bags.”“Do youneed bags?”“I havestairs.”

Trader Joe’s Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “You always discontinue everything I like!”
  2. *Remove card jingle blaring over and over again* “Oh, is that me??”
  3. “I only came in for 1-3 items.”
  4. “I‘ll help bag.” (Takes them the entire transaction to make the shittiest double bag you’ve ever seen in your life.)
  5. Customer reaches for an item right in front of you without saying excuse me.
  6. Customer hands you the nastiest 10 year old reusable bag that’s never been washed.
  7. (Customer walks up, doesn’t greet you.)“[Product]????”
  8. “Where is…? Oh, it was right in front of my face!”
  9. “Why don’t you just carry it all year long?”
  10. Some kid rings a 15 bell.
  11. “You look bored!”
  12. “Do you need a bag?” (Customer is talking on their phone.) “No” (After transaction.) “Can I get a bag?”
  13. Customer talks on their phone for the entire transaction, barely acknowledging your existence.
  14. “Where’s your self-checkout?”
  15. Customer darts in front of you while you’re pushing a heavy flat.
  16. (Bags are buried at the bottom of cart.) “Sorry!”
  17. “Do you work here?”
  18. “10 cents for a bag?!” *Just spent $300*
  19. Customer asks for a double bag for 3 items.
  20. “Where is [product that has never existed]? I buy it here all the time.”
  21. (Item isn’t ringing up.) “I guess it’s free!”
  22. “When are the mini canvas/ insulated totes coming back?”
  23. “I never remember to bring my bags.”
  24. “Do you need bags?” “I have stairs.”