“10 cents for a bag?!” *Just spent $300* “Do you work here?” Customer hands you the nastiest 10 year old reusable bag that’s never been washed. “Do you need bags?” “I have stairs.” *Remove card jingle blaring over and over again* “Oh, is that me??” “When are the mini canvas/ insulated totes coming back?” (Customer walks up, doesn’t greet you.)“[Product]????” Customer darts in front of you while you’re pushing a heavy flat. Customer talks on their phone for the entire transaction, barely acknowledging your existence. “Do you need a bag?” (Customer is talking on their phone.) “No” (After transaction.) “Can I get a bag?” Some kid rings a 15 bell. Customer reaches for an item right in front of you without saying excuse me. “Where is…? Oh, it was right in front of my face!” “You look bored!” Customer asks for a double bag for 3 items. “Where is [product that has never existed]? I buy it here all the time.” (Item isn’t ringing up.) “I guess it’s free!” (Bags are buried at the bottom of cart.) “Sorry!” “I‘ll help bag.” (Takes them the entire transaction to make the shittiest double bag you’ve ever seen in your life.) “I never remember to bring my bags.” “I only came in for 1-3 items.” “You always discontinue everything I like!” “Where’s your self- checkout?” “Why don’t you just carry it all year long?” “10 cents for a bag?!” *Just spent $300* “Do you work here?” Customer hands you the nastiest 10 year old reusable bag that’s never been washed. “Do you need bags?” “I have stairs.” *Remove card jingle blaring over and over again* “Oh, is that me??” “When are the mini canvas/ insulated totes coming back?” (Customer walks up, doesn’t greet you.)“[Product]????” Customer darts in front of you while you’re pushing a heavy flat. Customer talks on their phone for the entire transaction, barely acknowledging your existence. “Do you need a bag?” (Customer is talking on their phone.) “No” (After transaction.) “Can I get a bag?” Some kid rings a 15 bell. Customer reaches for an item right in front of you without saying excuse me. “Where is…? Oh, it was right in front of my face!” “You look bored!” Customer asks for a double bag for 3 items. “Where is [product that has never existed]? I buy it here all the time.” (Item isn’t ringing up.) “I guess it’s free!” (Bags are buried at the bottom of cart.) “Sorry!” “I‘ll help bag.” (Takes them the entire transaction to make the shittiest double bag you’ve ever seen in your life.) “I never remember to bring my bags.” “I only came in for 1-3 items.” “You always discontinue everything I like!” “Where’s your self- checkout?” “Why don’t you just carry it all year long?”
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“10 cents for a bag?!” *Just spent $300*
“Do you work here?”
Customer hands you the nastiest 10 year old reusable bag that’s never been washed.
“Do you need bags?” “I have stairs.”
*Remove card jingle blaring over and over again* “Oh, is that me??”
“When are the mini canvas/ insulated totes coming back?”
(Customer walks up, doesn’t greet you.)“[Product]????”
Customer darts in front of you while you’re pushing a heavy flat.
Customer talks on their phone for the entire transaction, barely acknowledging your existence.
“Do you need a bag?” (Customer is talking on their phone.) “No” (After transaction.) “Can I get a bag?”
Some kid rings a 15 bell.
Customer reaches for an item right in front of you without saying excuse me.
“Where is…? Oh, it was right in front of my face!”
“You look bored!”
Customer asks for a double bag for 3 items.
“Where is [product that has never existed]? I buy it here all the time.”
(Item isn’t ringing up.) “I guess it’s free!”
(Bags are buried at the bottom of cart.) “Sorry!”
“I‘ll help bag.” (Takes them the entire transaction to make the shittiest double bag you’ve ever seen in your life.)
“I never remember to bring my bags.”
“I only came in for 1-3 items.”
“You always discontinue everything I like!”
“Where’s your self-checkout?”
“Why don’t you just carry it all year long?”
