“Do youneed bags?”“I havestairs.”*Remove cardjingle blaringover and overagain* “Oh, isthat me??”“You alwaysdiscontinueeverything Ilike!”“Youlookbored!”“I neverrememberto bringmy bags.”Customerasks for adouble bagfor 3 items.“Do you need abag?” (Customeris talking on theirphone.) “No” (Aftertransaction.) “CanI get a bag?”(Item isn’tringing up.)“I guess it’sfree!”“Where is[product thathas neverexisted]? I buyit here all thetime.”“Do youworkhere?”Somekid ringsa 15 bell.“Where is…?Oh, it wasright in frontof my face!”Customer talks ontheir phone for theentire transaction,barelyacknowledgingyour existence. “When are themini canvas/insulated totescoming back?”“Why don’tyou justcarry it allyear long?”Customerreaches for anitem right infront of youwithout sayingexcuse me.“Where’syour self-checkout?”“I onlycame infor 1-3items.”“10 centsfor a bag?!”*Just spent$300*(Customer walks up,doesn’t greetyou.)“[Product]????”“I‘ll help bag.”(Takes them theentire transactionto make theshittiest doublebag you’ve everseen in your life.)Customerdarts in front ofyou whileyou’re pushinga heavy flat.Customerhands you thenastiest 10 yearold reusablebag that’s neverbeen washed.(Bags areburied at thebottom ofcart.)“Sorry!”“Do youneed bags?”“I havestairs.”*Remove cardjingle blaringover and overagain* “Oh, isthat me??”“You alwaysdiscontinueeverything Ilike!”“Youlookbored!”“I neverrememberto bringmy bags.”Customerasks for adouble bagfor 3 items.“Do you need abag?” (Customeris talking on theirphone.) “No” (Aftertransaction.) “CanI get a bag?”(Item isn’tringing up.)“I guess it’sfree!”“Where is[product thathas neverexisted]? I buyit here all thetime.”“Do youworkhere?”Somekid ringsa 15 bell.“Where is…?Oh, it wasright in frontof my face!”Customer talks ontheir phone for theentire transaction,barelyacknowledgingyour existence. “When are themini canvas/insulated totescoming back?”“Why don’tyou justcarry it allyear long?”Customerreaches for anitem right infront of youwithout sayingexcuse me.“Where’syour self-checkout?”“I onlycame infor 1-3items.”“10 centsfor a bag?!”*Just spent$300*(Customer walks up,doesn’t greetyou.)“[Product]????”“I‘ll help bag.”(Takes them theentire transactionto make theshittiest doublebag you’ve everseen in your life.)Customerdarts in front ofyou whileyou’re pushinga heavy flat.Customerhands you thenastiest 10 yearold reusablebag that’s neverbeen washed.(Bags areburied at thebottom ofcart.)“Sorry!”

Trader Joe’s Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Do you need bags?” “I have stairs.”
  2. *Remove card jingle blaring over and over again* “Oh, is that me??”
  3. “You always discontinue everything I like!”
  4. “You look bored!”
  5. “I never remember to bring my bags.”
  6. Customer asks for a double bag for 3 items.
  7. “Do you need a bag?” (Customer is talking on their phone.) “No” (After transaction.) “Can I get a bag?”
  8. (Item isn’t ringing up.) “I guess it’s free!”
  9. “Where is [product that has never existed]? I buy it here all the time.”
  10. “Do you work here?”
  11. Some kid rings a 15 bell.
  12. “Where is…? Oh, it was right in front of my face!”
  13. Customer talks on their phone for the entire transaction, barely acknowledging your existence.
  14. “When are the mini canvas/ insulated totes coming back?”
  15. “Why don’t you just carry it all year long?”
  16. Customer reaches for an item right in front of you without saying excuse me.
  17. “Where’s your self-checkout?”
  18. “I only came in for 1-3 items.”
  19. “10 cents for a bag?!” *Just spent $300*
  20. (Customer walks up, doesn’t greet you.)“[Product]????”
  21. “I‘ll help bag.” (Takes them the entire transaction to make the shittiest double bag you’ve ever seen in your life.)
  22. Customer darts in front of you while you’re pushing a heavy flat.
  23. Customer hands you the nastiest 10 year old reusable bag that’s never been washed.
  24. (Bags are buried at the bottom of cart.) “Sorry!”