“Do you need abag?” (Customeris talking on theirphone.) “No” (Aftertransaction.) “CanI get a bag?”“Youlookbored!”(Customer walks up,doesn’t greetyou.)“[Product]????”Somekid ringsa 15 bell.“I neverrememberto bringmy bags.”Customerhands you thenastiest 10 yearold reusablebag that’s neverbeen washed.(Item isn’tringing up.)“I guess it’sfree!”(Bags areburied at thebottom ofcart.)“Sorry!”“Why don’tyou justcarry it allyear long?”“I onlycame infor 1-3items.”“Do youneed bags?”“I havestairs.”Customerdarts in front ofyou whileyou’re pushinga heavy flat.“Where’syour self-checkout?”“Where is…?Oh, it wasright in frontof my face!” “When are themini canvas/insulated totescoming back?”“Do youworkhere?”*Remove cardjingle blaringover and overagain* “Oh, isthat me??”Customer talks ontheir phone for theentire transaction,barelyacknowledgingyour existence.Customerreaches for anitem right infront of youwithout sayingexcuse me.Customerasks for adouble bagfor 3 items.“Where is[product thathas neverexisted]? I buyit here all thetime.”“10 centsfor a bag?!”*Just spent$300*“I‘ll help bag.”(Takes them theentire transactionto make theshittiest doublebag you’ve everseen in your life.)“You alwaysdiscontinueeverything Ilike!”“Do you need abag?” (Customeris talking on theirphone.) “No” (Aftertransaction.) “CanI get a bag?”“Youlookbored!”(Customer walks up,doesn’t greetyou.)“[Product]????”Somekid ringsa 15 bell.“I neverrememberto bringmy bags.”Customerhands you thenastiest 10 yearold reusablebag that’s neverbeen washed.(Item isn’tringing up.)“I guess it’sfree!”(Bags areburied at thebottom ofcart.)“Sorry!”“Why don’tyou justcarry it allyear long?”“I onlycame infor 1-3items.”“Do youneed bags?”“I havestairs.”Customerdarts in front ofyou whileyou’re pushinga heavy flat.“Where’syour self-checkout?”“Where is…?Oh, it wasright in frontof my face!” “When are themini canvas/insulated totescoming back?”“Do youworkhere?”*Remove cardjingle blaringover and overagain* “Oh, isthat me??”Customer talks ontheir phone for theentire transaction,barelyacknowledgingyour existence.Customerreaches for anitem right infront of youwithout sayingexcuse me.Customerasks for adouble bagfor 3 items.“Where is[product thathas neverexisted]? I buyit here all thetime.”“10 centsfor a bag?!”*Just spent$300*“I‘ll help bag.”(Takes them theentire transactionto make theshittiest doublebag you’ve everseen in your life.)“You alwaysdiscontinueeverything Ilike!”

Trader Joe’s Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Do you need a bag?” (Customer is talking on their phone.) “No” (After transaction.) “Can I get a bag?”
  2. “You look bored!”
  3. (Customer walks up, doesn’t greet you.)“[Product]????”
  4. Some kid rings a 15 bell.
  5. “I never remember to bring my bags.”
  6. Customer hands you the nastiest 10 year old reusable bag that’s never been washed.
  7. (Item isn’t ringing up.) “I guess it’s free!”
  8. (Bags are buried at the bottom of cart.) “Sorry!”
  9. “Why don’t you just carry it all year long?”
  10. “I only came in for 1-3 items.”
  11. “Do you need bags?” “I have stairs.”
  12. Customer darts in front of you while you’re pushing a heavy flat.
  13. “Where’s your self-checkout?”
  14. “Where is…? Oh, it was right in front of my face!”
  15. “When are the mini canvas/ insulated totes coming back?”
  16. “Do you work here?”
  17. *Remove card jingle blaring over and over again* “Oh, is that me??”
  18. Customer talks on their phone for the entire transaction, barely acknowledging your existence.
  19. Customer reaches for an item right in front of you without saying excuse me.
  20. Customer asks for a double bag for 3 items.
  21. “Where is [product that has never existed]? I buy it here all the time.”
  22. “10 cents for a bag?!” *Just spent $300*
  23. “I‘ll help bag.” (Takes them the entire transaction to make the shittiest double bag you’ve ever seen in your life.)
  24. “You always discontinue everything I like!”