i get mylicense andimmediatelycrash my caruml insta-kills me forpiratingtextbooksi choke onwater duringa director'smeetingaccidentallyshave myeyebrow offagaini dye my haircranberryred andregret itimmediatelyi getthe flu(again)i get onmeds andit goesterriblyglassesprescriptiongets worsei passwith allA's/B'si break mybass in afreakaccidenti get abig girljoborder pizzafor wuml onthe wrongday/wronglocationi breakmy firstbonestart bikingeverywherebc walkingis too slowlearn howtorollerskatei cave andbuy agraphicscardget drunkandconcussed(again)i get apaidinternship<3impulsivelycut bangsat 3 am(again)break freefrom theshackles ofcaffeineaddictionconvincenick to getblond tipsagaini get onmeds andit goeswell !!i fail aclass :(morepiercings!!i get mylicense andimmediatelycrash my caruml insta-kills me forpiratingtextbooksi choke onwater duringa director'smeetingaccidentallyshave myeyebrow offagaini dye my haircranberryred andregret itimmediatelyi getthe flu(again)i get onmeds andit goesterriblyglassesprescriptiongets worsei passwith allA's/B'si break mybass in afreakaccidenti get abig girljoborder pizzafor wuml onthe wrongday/wronglocationi breakmy firstbonestart bikingeverywherebc walkingis too slowlearn howtorollerskatei cave andbuy agraphicscardget drunkandconcussed(again)i get apaidinternship<3impulsivelycut bangsat 3 am(again)break freefrom theshackles ofcaffeineaddictionconvincenick to getblond tipsagaini get onmeds andit goeswell !!i fail aclass :(morepiercings!!

carol's 2025 girlfailure bingo !! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. i get my license and immediately crash my car
  2. uml insta-kills me for pirating textbooks
  3. i choke on water during a director's meeting
  4. accidentally shave my eyebrow off again
  5. i dye my hair cranberry red and regret it immediately
  6. i get the flu (again)
  7. i get on meds and it goes terribly
  8. glasses prescription gets worse
  9. i pass with all A's/B's
  10. i break my bass in a freak accident
  11. i get a big girl job
  12. order pizza for wuml on the wrong day/wrong location
  13. i break my first bone
  14. start biking everywhere bc walking is too slow
  15. learn how to rollerskate
  16. i cave and buy a graphics card
  17. get drunk and concussed (again)
  18. i get a paid internship <3
  19. impulsively cut bangs at 3 am (again)
  20. break free from the shackles of caffeine addiction
  21. convince nick to get blond tips again
  22. i get on meds and it goes well !!
  23. i fail a class :(
  24. more piercings !!