morepiercings!!i fail aclass :(i get apaidinternship<3accidentallyshave myeyebrow offagaini breakmy firstbonelearn howtorollerskateconvincenick to getblond tipsagaini choke onwater duringa director'smeetingglassesprescriptiongets worsei get onmeds andit goesterriblyi get mylicense andimmediatelycrash my caruml insta-kills me forpiratingtextbooksi dye my haircranberryred andregret itimmediatelybreak freefrom theshackles ofcaffeineaddictioni get abig girljobstart bikingeverywherebc walkingis too slowi get onmeds andit goeswell !!impulsivelycut bangsat 3 am(again)i getthe flu(again)i break mybass in afreakaccidentorder pizzafor wuml onthe wrongday/wronglocationi cave andbuy agraphicscardi passwith allA's/B'sget drunkandconcussed(again)morepiercings!!i fail aclass :(i get apaidinternship<3accidentallyshave myeyebrow offagaini breakmy firstbonelearn howtorollerskateconvincenick to getblond tipsagaini choke onwater duringa director'smeetingglassesprescriptiongets worsei get onmeds andit goesterriblyi get mylicense andimmediatelycrash my caruml insta-kills me forpiratingtextbooksi dye my haircranberryred andregret itimmediatelybreak freefrom theshackles ofcaffeineaddictioni get abig girljobstart bikingeverywherebc walkingis too slowi get onmeds andit goeswell !!impulsivelycut bangsat 3 am(again)i getthe flu(again)i break mybass in afreakaccidentorder pizzafor wuml onthe wrongday/wronglocationi cave andbuy agraphicscardi passwith allA's/B'sget drunkandconcussed(again)

carol's 2025 girlfailure bingo !! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. more piercings !!
  2. i fail a class :(
  3. i get a paid internship <3
  4. accidentally shave my eyebrow off again
  5. i break my first bone
  6. learn how to rollerskate
  7. convince nick to get blond tips again
  8. i choke on water during a director's meeting
  9. glasses prescription gets worse
  10. i get on meds and it goes terribly
  11. i get my license and immediately crash my car
  12. uml insta-kills me for pirating textbooks
  13. i dye my hair cranberry red and regret it immediately
  14. break free from the shackles of caffeine addiction
  15. i get a big girl job
  16. start biking everywhere bc walking is too slow
  17. i get on meds and it goes well !!
  18. impulsively cut bangs at 3 am (again)
  19. i get the flu (again)
  20. i break my bass in a freak accident
  21. order pizza for wuml on the wrong day/wrong location
  22. i cave and buy a graphics card
  23. i pass with all A's/B's
  24. get drunk and concussed (again)