i choke onwater duringa director'smeetingimpulsivelycut bangsat 3 am(again)i cave andbuy agraphicscarduml insta-kills me forpiratingtextbooksi dye my haircranberryred andregret itimmediatelyi getthe flu(again)i break mybass in afreakaccidentglassesprescriptiongets worselearn howtorollerskatei passwith allA's/B'si get abig girljobget drunkandconcussed(again)i fail aclass :(convincenick to getblond tipsagainstart bikingeverywherebc walkingis too slowi get onmeds andit goesterriblyi breakmy firstbonei get apaidinternship<3order pizzafor wuml onthe wrongday/wronglocationbreak freefrom theshackles ofcaffeineaddictionaccidentallyshave myeyebrow offagaini get onmeds andit goeswell !!i get mylicense andimmediatelycrash my carmorepiercings!!i choke onwater duringa director'smeetingimpulsivelycut bangsat 3 am(again)i cave andbuy agraphicscarduml insta-kills me forpiratingtextbooksi dye my haircranberryred andregret itimmediatelyi getthe flu(again)i break mybass in afreakaccidentglassesprescriptiongets worselearn howtorollerskatei passwith allA's/B'si get abig girljobget drunkandconcussed(again)i fail aclass :(convincenick to getblond tipsagainstart bikingeverywherebc walkingis too slowi get onmeds andit goesterriblyi breakmy firstbonei get apaidinternship<3order pizzafor wuml onthe wrongday/wronglocationbreak freefrom theshackles ofcaffeineaddictionaccidentallyshave myeyebrow offagaini get onmeds andit goeswell !!i get mylicense andimmediatelycrash my carmorepiercings!!

carol's 2025 girlfailure bingo !! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. i choke on water during a director's meeting
  2. impulsively cut bangs at 3 am (again)
  3. i cave and buy a graphics card
  4. uml insta-kills me for pirating textbooks
  5. i dye my hair cranberry red and regret it immediately
  6. i get the flu (again)
  7. i break my bass in a freak accident
  8. glasses prescription gets worse
  9. learn how to rollerskate
  10. i pass with all A's/B's
  11. i get a big girl job
  12. get drunk and concussed (again)
  13. i fail a class :(
  14. convince nick to get blond tips again
  15. start biking everywhere bc walking is too slow
  16. i get on meds and it goes terribly
  17. i break my first bone
  18. i get a paid internship <3
  19. order pizza for wuml on the wrong day/wrong location
  20. break free from the shackles of caffeine addiction
  21. accidentally shave my eyebrow off again
  22. i get on meds and it goes well !!
  23. i get my license and immediately crash my car
  24. more piercings !!