uml insta-kills me forpiratingtextbookslearn howtorollerskateimpulsivelycut bangsat 3 am(again)convincenick to getblond tipsagaini get onmeds andit goesterriblyget drunkandconcussed(again)i passwith allA's/B'si getthe flu(again)morepiercings!!start bikingeverywherebc walkingis too slowi dye my haircranberryred andregret itimmediatelyaccidentallyshave myeyebrow offagaini breakmy firstbonei fail aclass :(i get mylicense andimmediatelycrash my carbreak freefrom theshackles ofcaffeineaddictioni get onmeds andit goeswell !!i choke onwater duringa director'smeetingi break mybass in afreakaccidenti get apaidinternship<3i get abig girljobi cave andbuy agraphicscardorder pizzafor wuml onthe wrongday/wronglocationglassesprescriptiongets worseuml insta-kills me forpiratingtextbookslearn howtorollerskateimpulsivelycut bangsat 3 am(again)convincenick to getblond tipsagaini get onmeds andit goesterriblyget drunkandconcussed(again)i passwith allA's/B'si getthe flu(again)morepiercings!!start bikingeverywherebc walkingis too slowi dye my haircranberryred andregret itimmediatelyaccidentallyshave myeyebrow offagaini breakmy firstbonei fail aclass :(i get mylicense andimmediatelycrash my carbreak freefrom theshackles ofcaffeineaddictioni get onmeds andit goeswell !!i choke onwater duringa director'smeetingi break mybass in afreakaccidenti get apaidinternship<3i get abig girljobi cave andbuy agraphicscardorder pizzafor wuml onthe wrongday/wronglocationglassesprescriptiongets worse

carol's 2025 girlfailure bingo !! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
  1. uml insta-kills me for pirating textbooks
  2. learn how to rollerskate
  3. impulsively cut bangs at 3 am (again)
  4. convince nick to get blond tips again
  5. i get on meds and it goes terribly
  6. get drunk and concussed (again)
  7. i pass with all A's/B's
  8. i get the flu (again)
  9. more piercings !!
  10. start biking everywhere bc walking is too slow
  11. i dye my hair cranberry red and regret it immediately
  12. accidentally shave my eyebrow off again
  13. i break my first bone
  14. i fail a class :(
  15. i get my license and immediately crash my car
  16. break free from the shackles of caffeine addiction
  17. i get on meds and it goes well !!
  18. i choke on water during a director's meeting
  19. i break my bass in a freak accident
  20. i get a paid internship <3
  21. i get a big girl job
  22. i cave and buy a graphics card
  23. order pizza for wuml on the wrong day/wrong location
  24. glasses prescription gets worse