i get abig girljobstart bikingeverywherebc walkingis too sloworder pizzafor wuml onthe wrongday/wronglocationaccidentallyshave myeyebrow offagaini breakmy firstbonemorepiercings!!i break mybass in afreakaccidenti passwith allA's/B'si getthe flu(again)i choke onwater duringa director'smeetinguml insta-kills me forpiratingtextbooksget drunkandconcussed(again)i get apaidinternship<3i dye my haircranberryred andregret itimmediatelyi cave andbuy agraphicscardi get mylicense andimmediatelycrash my carlearn howtorollerskateglassesprescriptiongets worseconvincenick to getblond tipsagainimpulsivelycut bangsat 3 am(again)i get onmeds andit goesterriblybreak freefrom theshackles ofcaffeineaddictioni get onmeds andit goeswell !!i fail aclass :(i get abig girljobstart bikingeverywherebc walkingis too sloworder pizzafor wuml onthe wrongday/wronglocationaccidentallyshave myeyebrow offagaini breakmy firstbonemorepiercings!!i break mybass in afreakaccidenti passwith allA's/B'si getthe flu(again)i choke onwater duringa director'smeetinguml insta-kills me forpiratingtextbooksget drunkandconcussed(again)i get apaidinternship<3i dye my haircranberryred andregret itimmediatelyi cave andbuy agraphicscardi get mylicense andimmediatelycrash my carlearn howtorollerskateglassesprescriptiongets worseconvincenick to getblond tipsagainimpulsivelycut bangsat 3 am(again)i get onmeds andit goesterriblybreak freefrom theshackles ofcaffeineaddictioni get onmeds andit goeswell !!i fail aclass :(

carol's 2025 girlfailure bingo !! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. i get a big girl job
  2. start biking everywhere bc walking is too slow
  3. order pizza for wuml on the wrong day/wrong location
  4. accidentally shave my eyebrow off again
  5. i break my first bone
  6. more piercings !!
  7. i break my bass in a freak accident
  8. i pass with all A's/B's
  9. i get the flu (again)
  10. i choke on water during a director's meeting
  11. uml insta-kills me for pirating textbooks
  12. get drunk and concussed (again)
  13. i get a paid internship <3
  14. i dye my hair cranberry red and regret it immediately
  15. i cave and buy a graphics card
  16. i get my license and immediately crash my car
  17. learn how to rollerskate
  18. glasses prescription gets worse
  19. convince nick to get blond tips again
  20. impulsively cut bangs at 3 am (again)
  21. i get on meds and it goes terribly
  22. break free from the shackles of caffeine addiction
  23. i get on meds and it goes well !!
  24. i fail a class :(