Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue) Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying Barista used the wrong milk Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.) Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%) Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand) Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas Milk tin for steaming moves and screams Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have Customer asks question after it were already answered Customer asks redundant questions with line behind them Barista makes a horror of a drink for co- barista Barista double brews used grounds/shot Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing) "Enjoy!" "Thanks, you too!" Customer wants a cappuccino to- go, but "the cup is half empty" Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space) Customer has an open shirt/beer belly Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident Customer tries to come behind counter Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha) Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato An hour without a sale Tryna split $100 (especially before noon) Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa "This isn't what I'm used to" Customer wants drink "extra hot" Free! because something has to be Customer stays in cafe for three or more hours without spending more than $10 Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row Customer makes point of tipping (yay!) Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.) Customer wants a mocha cappuccino Customer wants an iced cafe au lait Alarm (building, phone, etc) goes off at random Customer complains about prices as though you made them Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?) Customer expects you to know their order Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced Big boss says "if you got time to [thing] you got time to clean!" Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it Order food, take one bite, leave rest for trash Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess Customer tries to order not at the counter Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue) Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying Barista used the wrong milk Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.) Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%) Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand) Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas Milk tin for steaming moves and screams Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have Customer asks question after it were already answered Customer asks redundant questions with line behind them Barista makes a horror of a drink for co- barista Barista double brews used grounds/shot Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing) "Enjoy!" "Thanks, you too!" Customer wants a cappuccino to- go, but "the cup is half empty" Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space) Customer has an open shirt/beer belly Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident Customer tries to come behind counter Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha) Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato An hour without a sale Tryna split $100 (especially before noon) Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa "This isn't what I'm used to" Customer wants drink "extra hot" Free! because something has to be Customer stays in cafe for three or more hours without spending more than $10 Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row Customer makes point of tipping (yay!) Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.) Customer wants a mocha cappuccino Customer wants an iced cafe au lait Alarm (building, phone, etc) goes off at random Customer complains about prices as though you made them Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?) Customer expects you to know their order Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced Big boss says "if you got time to [thing] you got time to clean!" Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it Order food, take one bite, leave rest for trash Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess Customer tries to order not at the counter
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Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue)
Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row
Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying
Barista used the wrong milk
Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.)
Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%)
Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand)
Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down
Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas
Milk tin for steaming moves and screams
Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays
Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it
Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have
Customer asks question after it were already answered
Customer asks redundant questions with line behind them
Barista makes a horror of a drink for co-barista
Barista double brews used grounds/shot
Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing)
"Enjoy!"
"Thanks, you too!"
Customer wants a cappuccino to-go, but "the cup is half empty"
Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space)
Customer has an open shirt/beer belly
Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident
Customer tries to come behind counter
Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha)
Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato
An hour without a sale
Tryna split $100 (especially before noon)
Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it
Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa
"This isn't what I'm used to"
Customer wants drink "extra hot"
Free! because something has to be
Customer stays in cafe for three or more hours without spending more than $10
Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row
Customer makes point of tipping (yay!)
Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.)
Customer wants a mocha cappuccino
Customer wants an iced cafe au lait
Alarm (building, phone, etc) goes off at random
Customer complains about prices as though you made them
Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?)
Customer expects you to know their order
Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced
Big boss says "if you got time to [thing] you got time to clean!"
Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station
Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it
Order food, take one bite, leave rest for trash
Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess
Customer tries to order not at the counter
