Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand) Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.) Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying Customer has an open shirt/beer belly Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.) Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato Customer wants an iced cafe au lait "This isn't what I'm used to" Customer expects you to know their order Customer stays in cafe for three or more hours without spending more than $10 Barista used the wrong milk Tryna split $100 (especially before noon) "Enjoy!" "Thanks, you too!" Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing) Big boss says "if you got time to [thing] you got time to clean!" Customer wants a cappuccino to- go, but "the cup is half empty" Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space) Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it Barista makes a horror of a drink for co- barista Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station Customer wants drink "extra hot" Customer makes point of tipping (yay!) Barista double brews used grounds/shot Customer tries to order not at the counter Customer tries to come behind counter Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue) An hour without a sale Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it Customer wants a mocha cappuccino Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess Order food, take one bite, leave rest for trash Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it Milk tin for steaming moves and screams Free! because something has to be Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%) Customer asks redundant questions with line behind them Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?) Customer asks question after it were already answered Alarm (building, phone, etc) goes off at random Customer complains about prices as though you made them Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha) Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand) Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.) Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying Customer has an open shirt/beer belly Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.) Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato Customer wants an iced cafe au lait "This isn't what I'm used to" Customer expects you to know their order Customer stays in cafe for three or more hours without spending more than $10 Barista used the wrong milk Tryna split $100 (especially before noon) "Enjoy!" "Thanks, you too!" Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing) Big boss says "if you got time to [thing] you got time to clean!" Customer wants a cappuccino to- go, but "the cup is half empty" Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space) Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it Barista makes a horror of a drink for co- barista Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station Customer wants drink "extra hot" Customer makes point of tipping (yay!) Barista double brews used grounds/shot Customer tries to order not at the counter Customer tries to come behind counter Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue) An hour without a sale Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it Customer wants a mocha cappuccino Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess Order food, take one bite, leave rest for trash Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it Milk tin for steaming moves and screams Free! because something has to be Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%) Customer asks redundant questions with line behind them Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?) Customer asks question after it were already answered Alarm (building, phone, etc) goes off at random Customer complains about prices as though you made them Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha)
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Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand)
Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down
Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.)
Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying
Customer has an open shirt/beer belly
Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.)
Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato
Customer wants an iced cafe au lait
"This isn't what I'm used to"
Customer expects you to know their order
Customer stays in cafe for three or more hours without spending more than $10
Barista used the wrong milk
Tryna split $100 (especially before noon)
"Enjoy!"
"Thanks, you too!"
Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing)
Big boss says "if you got time to [thing] you got time to clean!"
Customer wants a cappuccino to-go, but "the cup is half empty"
Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space)
Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it
Barista makes a horror of a drink for co-barista
Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station
Customer wants drink "extra hot"
Customer makes point of tipping (yay!)
Barista double brews used grounds/shot
Customer tries to order not at the counter
Customer tries to come behind counter
Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue)
An hour without a sale
Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row
Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa
Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it
Customer wants a mocha cappuccino
Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row
Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess
Order food, take one bite, leave rest for trash
Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have
Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it
Milk tin for steaming moves and screams
Free! because something has to be
Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident
Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%)
Customer asks redundant questions with line behind them
Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?)
Customer asks question after it were already answered
Alarm (building, phone, etc) goes off at random
Customer complains about prices as though you made them
Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays
Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced
Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas
Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha)
